Rating:
R
House:
The Dark Arts
Characters:
Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Neville Longbottom
Genres:
Humor Romance
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 02/15/2004
Updated: 03/20/2004
Words: 21,304
Chapters: 9
Hits: 2,607

A Most Unusual Family

Am-Chau and Raven

Story Summary:
Or, Traditional Wizarding Holidays. Being a Fanfic of most Wonderous and Strange kind; in which may be Found a Tale of such High Adventures as are Fitting and Proper to Wizards, Wizzards, and Witches.``The rating be of R; the warnings be of mpreg; and the footnotes be forged of pure insanity.

Or, Traditional Wizarding Holidays. Being a Fanfic of most Wonderous and Strange kind; in which may be Found a Tale of such High Adventures as are Fitting and Proper to Wizards, Wizzards, and Witches.

Words: 2,037
Hits: 999
Chapter 01
02/15/2004

In which pronouns become more complicated, and Harry and Draco arrive in Ankh-Morpork. Confusion ensues.

Words: 2,557
Hits: 217
Chapter 02
02/23/2004

In which our heroes experience a flavour of Ankh-Morpork.

Words: 1,717
Hits: 286
Chapter 03
02/23/2004

In which Ponder is introduced to the concept of motherhood, and Harry gets around to explaining things.

Words: 3,403
Hits: 116
Chapter 04
02/26/2004

In which our heroes venture into L-space. A night's work is done; Draco is startled and so is a certain werewolf from the past.

Words: 2,900
Hits: 253
Chapter 05
03/02/2004

In which they all eat breakfast. Dragons are involved, as is an orang-utan. A plan is propounded.

Words: 2,014
Hits: 237
Chapter 06
03/02/2004

In which there are bananas, tea, and a cameo appearance by A CERTAIN SOMEONE.

Words: 2,502
Hits: 108
Chapter 07
03/20/2004

In which things go very wrong, but what did we expect from wizards?

Words: 1,905
Hits: 225
Chapter 08
03/20/2004

In which Harry oversleeps, and then it all comes to a head.

Words: 2,269
Hits: 161