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Ron, Lavender and Ginny, as well as countless other students (sans Justin Finch-Fletchley who is rather obsessed with Hermione)are sick of the constant flirting between Harry and Hermione. Thing is, they don't seem to realise that they're flirting. Ron's mission: Get them together or die trying. After all, they defeated Voldemort - getting his friends together should be easy, shouldn't it?

They say the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher position is cursed. This series explores just how low into the barrel Dumbledore will scrape to find new teachers.

A mysterious person takes James Potter and Sirius Black from the past and whisks them into the future. They agree to help this person prank Fred and George Weasley. The catch is that none of the students (including the Trio) know that James and Sirius are in the school! Hilarity ensues when people start seeing the "criminal" Sirius Black and Harry Potter in more than one place!

To protect them from Voldemort, Dumbledore sends the sixth-year Gryffindors and Slytherins to America and… Oh, heck, it’s the Marx Brothers meets Monty Python, a Hitchhiker’s Guide to Harry Potter, where no one is safe from lampooning, not the characters, not the authors [JKR and Aerie22], not fanfiction and fanfic authors, not fans and fandom, not even Draco [“You wouldn’t.” Draco said with a sneer. A/N: “Heh, heh, heh,” said the author with a PC and a ‘net connection], and no, dear reader, not even you. So if you’ve been waiting for the War And Peace of silliness, here it is.

They always say there are two sides to every story. And then they always say that history is written by the victors. Well, we all know Harry Potter's side of the story, but what about another side? A side that shows a story very different from what you knew. The side of Draco Malfoy.

In the spring of 1976, the deceiving Charisma Gillman arrives at Hogwarts and tests the friendship of two of her fellow unsuspecting sixth years. The possessive witch has James Potter wrapped around her finger, and Lily Evans ready to pounce at her any minute. When she transfers out of the school once more, will Lily and James ever go back to the way they were? Features an insecure werewolf in love, a noncommital couple that finally clashes, and a pure-blood diviner running from her heritage... read the story for more!

Severus Snape's survival skills are put to the ultimate test when Longbottom's class have to make corosion potions...

From the Scribbles list '50 Ways in Which Cornelius Fudge Meets an Untimely Demise' comes a series of vignettes based on a few points from the list. Be warned, things may get a bit silly...

Harry and Hermione are engaged. But while shopping in Diagon Alley, Hermione literally runs into Draco Malfoy. The encounter changes everything in her life. Draco loves her. Hermione begins to like Draco, but loves Harry. She has to choose between Harry and Draco.

Birthdays are always a big event in the Weasley family.

Love's thrown Hermione for a loop and it's up to Ginny, Ron and Harry to shake some sense into her.

It's the end of the year holidays just after the sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry has been removed from the Dursleys care in his fifth year and is now staying at Hogwarts. He wakes up one morning to find himself changed tremendously... into a girl! How will he cope with the transformation and what is the cause of this sudden gender change?

One time at camp, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin got together. What follows is a funny, angsty, and freaky relationship.

"But LOOK, I am clearly anti-Establishment," Percy said, his new mesh shirt pulled halfway up his chest to show a pretty silver ring in his navel. "The Man hates piercings, I read about this in a magazine."``Percy is a bit changed after the Ministry's announcement.

Eager for a trickster challenge, Fred and George try to set up Ron and Hermione. They have their work cut out for them, though, in this fun romantic comedy.

In their sixth year, the Gryffindor boys make a bet to see who can go out with the most girls before graduation, causing everything to change.

Harry's fifth year, Order of the Phoenix style. Dementors, D/G pairings, The weirdest new teacher and the Marauders playing with time! Not to mention a surprise for the new Quidditch team captain!

Remus Lupin wrote an essay about Quidditch and sex in his seventh year. Are you brave enough to read it? You'll never see the Snitch the same way again...

Ever wondered what really happened to all the characters of Harry Potter? (Set after the supposingly amazing seventh book.)

Harry, Ron, Hermione & Ginny watch the Star Wars trilogy. Conversations ensue.

James likes Lily and she likes him back so they're going to go on their first date. This seems to be a good thing but unfortunately for them James' best friend happens to be the mischievous Sirius Black. Gauntlets are thrown; revenge and chaos ensue and Remus and Peter get to enjoy the fun.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione’s fifth year at Hogwarts. Some really strange things start happening to Harry over the summer and during the beginning of the school year. Severus Snape also discovering that his younger sister Saerry, thought to have been killed fifteen years ago, is still alive. What happens next is a long roller coaster ride of jokes, shocks, and terror.

It’s been five years since Harry’s class has graduated Hogwarts. The Dark Lord has been defeated, although there are still some Death Eaters at large, scattered to parts unknown. Everyone has gone their separate ways and continued on with their lives, until they receive an invitation to their five-year class reunion.

Hogwarts begins a new Muggle studies program. This does not bode well for our sixth-year Gryffindor friends. AU, set in sixth year. Featuring lots of R/Hr, with lovely sprinkles of N/L, H/G, S/Lav, and more. Seven chapters, now *complete*! :)

It's five years after the gang have left Hogwarts, and Hermione has something important to tell Ron... R/Hr romance with a dash of H/G- please read! It's humourous and fluffy...!

Add one Headmaster Snape and one Potions Professor Granger, a dash of conflict, and let simmer. Beware explosions, snarkiness, and shouting matches when serving.

Lily wants to have a calm, peaceful seventh year, "the kind of year Buddha would have at Hogwarts." But Claudius the Lovely, Lis Singleton, Vesta Casanova, Severus Snape, and James Potter are sure to make sure her life is as hectic as ever...

Sirius's sixth year forces him to make choices. While still a prankster at heart, he begins a path that, whether he likes it or not, will lead him to adulthood and maturity. He takes his first step when he runs away from 12 Grimmauld Place.

Sequel to "Five Years Is an Awful Lot of Later," in which Ginny and Harry go on their date to Hogsmeade. Ginny frets, much to the amusement of her friends. Semi-fluffy, mild teenage angst, and a happy ending. Begun before OotP; consider it an AU with no Umbridge.

Harry’s godmother appears and teaches a class at Hogwarts. She is one of the Old Crowd mentioned at the end of GOF, a former pro Quidditch player and amateur politician. She is not pleased with how the Ministry is handling things and decides to challenge Fudge. Add conflicting emotions about Remus and Sirius and stir. This is definitely an AU.

The boys from Ron's dorm decide that it's another time for their "Truth Or Dare Game". There will be romance in the near future. Just a fun, kinda short fic, that so far does not have much plot. lol, have fun!

Harry has finally realized his feelings about Hermione, but will she feel the same way? Ron has feelings for Hermione also, and harry doesn't quite understand what Ron will do to get Hermione. Harry and Hermione must go through difficult obstacles, testing their love. What will happen?

Romantic music, Paris, a wedding... and a few too many vodka shots. If Hermione and George had been expecting anything to happen at Ron's wedding, it certainly wasn't this.

Sequel to Archenemy: Malfoys don't discuss feelings, least of all love.

Hermione has no patience, Ron has no clue, and it\\\'s up to their friends to ensure that Quidditch season can get underway without the Head Girl strangling the Gryffindor Captain in frustration. R/Hr, COMPLETE, eleven brief scenes. Prequel to Some Perfect World, with just a pinch of H/D foreshadowing and a generous dollop of fluff.

A story about how Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and Severus Snape became friends against all odds, and how they fought their worst opponent - James Potter and his gang. A prank war ensues, one that only a near-death experience can end...

Losing one's virginity isn't as easy as it sounds. Just go ask Hannah.

The Ministry of Magic has forbidden Hagrid to teach about any creature of higher classification than XX. So nothing can possibly go wrong in his classes now ... right?

A chance encounter makes Harry think having kids might be fun. But Draco has other plans - and those plans include a day baby-sitting the next generation of Weasley children. Slash-lite (because there's barely a single kiss); PG because the parents need a lot of guidance on their day off.

Ginny hates Draco, but not really. Draco doesn't like Ginny. They patch up their differences despite the fact that I still haven't explained that Draco actually does like Ginny. ``D/G fic. Some R/He later on. A slightly cautious friendship could help improve relations between Gryffindor and Slytherin, except when Draco and Ginny get caught breaking some serious rules.

You know when you watch the Harry Potter movies and there are some parts you just HAVE to laugh hysterically at? Well, if you do, are they Ron's quotes? If you have answered yes, to both of these questions, then you should read this fic because it explores 'all those weird Ron quotes,' and DO they have a basis in reality - or at least dream reality.

(written before OotP) Ron predicts something about Draco and Ginny, which actually induces something between Draco and Ginny, while Harry and Hermione are sorting out their own relationship, and Ron is dating Padma... Can this get any more confusing?

Harry and Draco are out of Hogwarts. Harry's an Auror and Draco's a... Hollywood movie star? Hold up, wait, it's not as weird as it seems (or maybe it is). Expect loads of mayhem and surprises, lots of angst and petty jabs. Fun for the whole family!

Two young witches transfer to Hogwarts from Canada. Chaos ensues. Not your usual Mary-Sues :)

Sometimes the only way to clean out your brain is to get really dirty. Frustration with the opposite sex unites the girls of Hogwarts towards a single purpose that may mean nothing in the long run, but means everything right now.

What happens when you put a hopelessly "romantic" man-whore and a girl with a soft spot for bedtime activities (not THOSE activities, silly!) together in a dark bedroom? Well, I don't happen to know either, so I suppose we'll find out together, won't we? Come with me, Tia C. Spencer, on a lovely ride through the countryside... er, lakeside... okay, so we won't actually be riding NEXT to anything, but it will be lovely, I promise you that. How can it not be, with me as your illustrious (and quite possibly mad) companion? And no, contrary to beliefs very likely impressed upon you by this summary, I'm not a gormless prat. Well... not entirely.

As a Valentine's Day joke, Ron arranges for Sev, Draco & Harry to compete for Hermione on a wizarding version of "Singled Out meets SNL Celebrity Jeopardy." Featuring Mrs. Norris on crack, host Al Extra Beck, & guest star Con Seannery. SS/HG/DM

Draco’s class has the Boggart lesson with Professor Lupin (like the title says) and thus we find out their worst fears.

All she wanted was to catch his eye, but when she agrees to a makeover, things change...

Granted great power from the mysterious book of Black, a young girl comes under the care of the wizards and witches of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where she must learn the limits of her power and confront those that wish to take it from her.

When Fred and George make a jelly bean that makes you fall in love with anyone you see, very odd things start happening at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Unusual relationships, over-excessive snogging, and plenty of humor await you...

Ridiculously AU with the release of HBP & DH: The trials and tribulations of Pansy Parkinson as she attempts to seduce the unwitting Draco Malfoy. Watch her fail, rise and come out victorious. For awhile, at least.

James is back to Sirius. They walk in on the middle of something that makes both Harry and Remus very uneasy, discuss about their past and occasionally snog a bit.

It's the day of Draco's wedding and, as you'd expect, everything possible goes wrong.

In which Draco attempts to make up for Hogwarts' appalling lack of musical studies by teaching Harry what Ravel was really about, proving in the process that teenage boys are incapable of thinking about anything but sex.

There are many things which Percy Weasley is good at. This is one of them.

When Hermione kisses Severus Snape, feared Potions Master of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, on the cheek as an act of gratitude, she doesn't know what impact the little gesture will have on her life.

An accident in his class leaves Snape with a temporary job... as a babysitter!?!? And what is old You-Know-Who up to anyways?!!

On a Christmas visit to Hogsmeade, Harry Potter meets a young man named Clarence who claims to be an angel sent from Heaven. But it isn't what you think, folks! A chance encounter with a saddened old lady leads Harry to perform a few Christmas miracles, learn a few lessons about faith, life, and death, and find a long-lost family treasure in a place he never expected. Merry Christmas, FictionAlley!

'I know you want something in return. Now tell me, what is it?' she finally said, gaining some control of herself as Draco backed his knees away.````He laughed coldly, and with a sneering smile he took his finger and ran it through the warm skin of her right leg.````She shivered; unaware of the fact of what he was suggesting, she was too busy noticing that he had leaned over, and their lips were inches apart.````Finally he whispered in her ear, his lips catching on the flesh of her ear, and said,````'I think you know what I want.'````Ginny will do anything to get with Harry, even if it means sleeping with Draco Malfoy, as in, fraternizing with the enemy, doing extremely evil deeds, and oh yeah, of course, a raper is involved...of course!

What happens when Fred and George tried to play Cupid to Hermione?

Things are about to get complicated. Sirius has started dating Cassandra Connell, but unbeknownst to him Hannah Underwood likes Sirius too. Hannah starts getting anonymous love notes, and Remus seems oddly quiet lately. And where exactly do Lily and James fit into this?

AU. Lucius Malfoy is a vampire. Remus Lupin is his servant. Unfortunately to Sirius, the very same day he is shocked by this sudden revelation, another vampire is hunting in the school grounds -- and soon, a third one, too. At first, he couldn't even think about taking Severus Snape as his servant, but when Snape falls gravely ill, he needs to make a fast decision. SLASH RL/LM SS/SB

Harry's all grown up but his adventures are far from over. He now has his daughter to worry about. And, much to Harry's dismay, Ema has another ``prophecy swirling around her that puts not only herself, but her best friend, ``Muggle-born Ari in mortal peril.

She was bored. He was reading. Armed only with her wit, Tonks sets on a one woman mission to catch the attention of a sullen werewolf.

Neville didn't get to go to the Yule Ball with Hermione because of Viktor Krum. Harry is now interested in Hermione, but she doesn't want to have to choose between him and Ron. Harry wishes that Neville could be her boyfriend, so one of them might be happy. Little does he realise what will come of this wish.... (Overt H/Hr, hinted R/Hr, overt N/Hr.)

“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. H/D. Humour.

Hermione finds Ron's notes on what kissing her is like.

A little visit to Privet Drive leads to a few first kisses.... and results in a night that leaves a few of them feeling a bit hazy!

Draco hates Harry. Harry hates Draco. Right? Wrong. Draco loses his pants, Harry gets smashed, and what is going on in that Quidditch shed anyway?

A sequel to Happy Birthday, Remus Lupin and Happy Very First Birthday, Baby Lupin.``Remus and Sirius return to their seventh year in Hogwarts with their one-month-old baby in tow. Cuteness, babysitters, kidnappers, nice Slytherins, and other random insanity ensues.``SLASH RL/SB (SS/LM)

The story of the Marauder's Second Year at Hogwarts from different POV's.

Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it *really* make the decision?

It's the start of the fifth year at Hogwarts... And Dumbledore has a surprise for everyone... A game that allows you to communicate your feelings, without revealing your identity... H/Hr, G/D

In love with Harry Potter?! HA! The only thing Draco Malfoy feels for Potter is intense hatred... isn't it?

**Marauders Era** Farren Graham is a seventh year Muggle-born at Hogwarts. During her final year, she finds herself becoming involved with some of the least expected people: Sirius Black and Severus Snape. This is her story. Read the shags, the fights, and how she connected everything.

Hermione is forced to take remedial Potions. During the extra lessons she concocts a love potion to see if Ron really loves her. Unfortunately it falls into the wrong hands...

Harry Potter is a bad apple - a delinquent - a horrible example of a boy entering his teen years. Why, the Dursleys can tell you that right away! There's nothing special about him, even if he once thought the scar on his forehead looked like a thunderbolt and that he used to think about flying. No. To put it simply, there's just nothing magical about him.

Lord Voldemort was in the bathroom.````And, judging from the large empty space on the bookshelf, he had taken Uncle John's Bathroom Reader with him.````Have you ever wondered what life with the Dark Lord is like? What does he do when he's not trying to kill Harry? Let's all take a look at Voldemort in a way he never intended for people to see...let's go in the house with the Dark Lord.

Lily Evans hated James Potter...but not always. A change of heart came around one day, and James and Lily started falling in love. This is dedicated to all the hopeless romantics out there.

So you want to go to Hogwarts? You've heard all the glorious stuff about magic, the wizarding world, fantastic beasts, wondrous sports and adventure? ``Well, let me tell you how it is – introduce you to the things that don't make it into the brochure, the report they should send with the famous Hogwarts Letter, but sure as hell won't. Heck, if I were deputy headmistress McGonagall, I wouldn't either!

Lupin and Snape have their differences. But when Lupin's life is put in danger, it turns out that Snape cares enough to take action. How much trouble will they get into in order to protect each other? And what, exactly, is driving them to want to make their lives fit together? When plan after farfetched plan fails, Lupin and Snape will have to take a big step and acknowledge that spending their lives together is far more important than being practical. Written for the Master and the Wolf Fuh-Q-Fest challenge #35: Remus was about to be put down by the new regulation from the Ministry. What did Severus do?

It's a conspiracy! A SS/HG tale starring Mad-Eye Moody.

"You should write a book," Ron told Hermione as he cut up his potatoes, "translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them." ...``What Ron didn't expect was for Hermione to actually write it. A missing moment from OotP.

Hermione accidentally sprays Ron in the face with an orange potion, which has unexpected consequences. They find themselves electrically linked together, in an evening of discovery. Will Ron lose his eyesight? Will he remember their shared experience? Hermione creates a special keepsake to help him remember their time together.

Professor Snape is a very disagreeable man, not to mention stubborn. So naturally everyone is surprised when he is chosen to be Hogwarts new Sex Ed teacher.

Harry must face mens' 'unaccountable bias in favour of beauty'.

This is an Alternate Universe fic set in Harry's fifth year. Harry encounters an interesting new Hogwarts student, an unlikely friendship, and a bit of a mystery concerning Voldemort's heir.

Born of a challenge by the Sphinx, this is my version of Quidditch in Bed, the innuendo-fest that is a Gryffindor's guide to putting the *ahem* Quaffle through the hoop. The first chapter gives a list of the titles of subsequent chapters. There were certain required elements, which are also duly noted.

Seventh year is going to be quite busy for our favorite couple and their friends. They must balance NEWT classes, 2nd level Auror classes, relationships, jealous friends, dangerous classmates, as well as keep their cool in the face of the worst wizard in a century. (Sequel to Deer to Me)

A mildly fluffy romantic comedy set in Post-Hog London about what happens when Ginny ever-so-politely asks Harry to deflower her.

The hilarious tale of desires. James wants Lily. Sirius wants Remus. The objects of their affection want not to have PMS.

Ron and Ginny both think they've got the raw end of the deal in life. What happens when a mysterious force causes them to switch bodies? Includes FashonClueless!Ron and AngryAtFashionCluelessRon!Ginny. Should be fun!

H/G fluff with a side order of R/Hr. Set during the summer after GoF. Dreams, letters, and hormones abound.

In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion. Nobody is happy about it... not even Draco Malfoy. (Written before HBP. Sixth year. H/D slashy overtones.)

The Slytherins and the Marauders have to face the consequences ``of their actions. A sequel to "Stuck" and "Stuck in the Muddle" (and the inspiration ``for "If Ewe Are Prepared.")

One unforeseen incident brings Draco and Ginny into each other’s lives. They meet, they bicker, they hex and they try to uncross their paths but more incidents abound. Misunderstandings, duels, pranks, detentions. And therapy sessions with Professor Trelawney. Will they eventually learn to manage their anger and stop making each other’s life miserable? Or will they discover something more? Features sixthyear!Draco, feisty!Ginny, curious!Hermione and curious!Blaise. And a whole lot more about growing up, change, and discovering the true self.

Another year at Hogwarts and new love is popping up in unlikely places. Can love survive the odds?

Romilda Vane doesn't ask Ginny about whether Harry has a tattoo on his chest for no reason. A lesson in how rumours get started. (Another missing scene from HBP; sequel to "Mad About the Boy." Decidedly H/G with a little R/Hr.)

Dobby sings!