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Whoops! Harry has managed to land in Fan Fiction land. The slash version no less...

It’s the day before the Christmas Masque and several enchanted mistletoe cause problems all around the castle! Harry and Draco get stuffed into a box together while Fred and George get their kicks watching. Hermione finds herself completely horrified with whom she is stuck with, while Ron is disgusted with whom he is trapped with. Ginny ends up in a box with the boy who has been crushing on her, and the twins end up getting boxed in together! The horror!

The adventures of the next generation of the Potter/Weasley clan at Hogwarts.

What would happen if the Marauders were stuck in a room together? Will James go mad? Or has he already? And what is it with Sirius and Duck-Duck-Goose?

Jacqui Potter has lived away from her brother since her parents' unforunate death. In a day's time, the twins are reunited, and neither are surprised. When three people come back to life, they're in shock. Cedric Diggory/OC HP/GW, HG/VK

Sirius discovers some very interesting things about Remus Lupin's kissing history while at Hogwarts. Hilarity ensues! Written entirely in dialogue.

Half a generation after Voldemort's defeat, an ordinary teenaged girl decides to become an Animagus. Things don't quite go as she planned.

Harry and Draco partaking in a game of strip poker? Draco taking a nude walk around Hogwarts? Perverted portraits? Not in a million years! And what sight is too evil even for the Dark Lord?

Sirius reaches into his bag and pulls out a piece of parchment. He writes a quick message, folds the parchment up into a paper airplane, and throws it at James. It hits him right in the ear, and James in turn, sits straight up. Rubbing his ear and glaring at Sirius, he replies…

What happens when Hermione wants to date someone other than Harry or Ron? Total chaos, that's what.

Percy is the Head Boy but that's not enough, he wants to play Quidditch. But is his ambition leading him to becoming a big 'snothead'? Well that's what Penelope Clearwater, his girlfriend, thinks when she leaves him for Oliver Wood! The truth about Oliver is revealed. And as their relationship blossoms, Percy's morality shrivels. Percy joins the dark side, (the Malfoy crew).

What happens when Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger see the Harry Potter merchandise at a Muggle toy store...

Harry and Hermione make a getaway to a broom closet for some privacy, but they're soon joined by some unexpected guests...

For centuries, this book has been handed down to the eldest male Malfoy on his eighth birthday. It is The Malfoy Code of Conduct.

Two former DeathEater spies must help the side of good stay one step ahead of Lord Voldemort in a plot to kill several influential Muggles before he can kill them. Did I mention one is slightly off her nut?

Ron's floating naked, Hermione has detention, and with Malfoy... anything could happen!

Snape has a beautiful sister. Or does he?

Based on the well known fairy tale "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs", here's the twisted version of Princess Harry, Queen Voldemort, and the Seven Weasleys (or dwarfs?).

Fred and George decide to leave a guide to help future students cause trouble!

Professor Dumbledore thinks that a Quidditch match against their teachers is just the thing to encourage pupils from different houses to bond. Professor McGonagall isn't convinced, Madam Hooch is tearing her hair out, and certain people won't be pleased when the team list goes up...

Sirius writes a book review, after a fashion.

In which Remus cries, Sirius forgets his shirt, and O! there is angst.

"The new Minister was mad." Perhaps. He was certainly bent on forcing political opponents from the late war into trial marriages, including Lucius Malfoy and Harry Potter. With Rita Skeeter as dispassionate observer.

Three things in life are unavoidable: birth, death, and taxes. The taxman cometh. Have the Weasley twins finally met their match?

Harry and Draco decide to have a quick snog in the bushes before Herbology class. Draco's hair gel gets involved and pretty soon chaos ensues! Hermione must save the day... Again.

Hogwarts is depressed, and what better way to lighten the mood than with a little karaoke?

Ron and Hermione are finally getting married, but what's a wedding without some good ol' fashioned Weasley mayhem?

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco get the chance to read some fanfiction.

When McGonagall gave the dancing lesson to the Gryffindors in the GoF movie, what were Snape and the Slytherins doing at the same time?

Draco is tired of Harry annoying him all the time, so what does he do? Develop a plan to bring the Gryffindor into his bed, of course! How could Harry ever resist the power of badges?

Ron and Hermione are minding their own business when they run into each other in the hallway...and end up waking up in each other's bodies! Can they survive as the opposite sex, tell each other their feelings, and get their own bodies back?

Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna -- 'tries' being the operative word!

Eight people receive an invitation to go to the Room of Requirement for a book-reading! Only they don't know that it is one, or which book it is!

Harry, Heir of the Gryffindors, is on a quest, Monty Python style! With his band of loyal knights (and Colin, of course) he’ll have to fly (well, walk around with Hoovers) long and hard to find it...“Hermione: And what do you flame apart from Mary-Sues? Bill: More Mary-Sues!”

Albus Dumbledore loves karaoke. So, he stages a contest at Hogwarts for it. The winner gets 100 Galleons. Who will win?

Hermione takes a situation in hand.

Be with Lord Voldemort as he faces Hell on Earth in the form of three teenage witches.

Five one-shots about silly things that might happen.

Tonks takes on the Chocolate Frog Company. All in the name of love, mind you.

What's it like, being Viktor Krum? You're the youngest Seeker ever to compete in the World Cup, you're entering your last year of school, and you're likely to be chosen as Durmstrang Champion. Idolized and adored by fanboys and fangirls everywhere, you've got it all, right? Wrong. All poor Viktor wants is to keep his head down, do his job, be left alone, and maybe, just maybe, to suck up the courage to talk to that bookish, bushy-haired girl that he keeps seeing in the library. But you see, there's the problem of these giggling girls and the fan mail they keep sending him... Taking a wonderful plot bunny from the L.O.F.F Guild and inspiration from The Trouble With Tribbles. One shot by the author of Past Present on Astronomy Tower.

It's the seventh and final year for Hogwarts' favorite marauders - Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and James Potter. Peter seems to be hiding more than one would know, and the power of the dark rises. Although evil leaks into every corner of the haunted castle, dungbombs and exploding lizards line the halls, showering the students with fun, hope, dung, and lizards. Detentions, pranks, and friendship galore!

Luna Lovegood tries to play cupid on Valentine's Day but ends up getting the tables turned...

Four mini-fics! Each a parody of the proposed "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."

Nymphadora Tonks gets talked into teaching night school. Little does she know that her students will include an Eastern European refugee who apparently wants a sex change, Neville Longbottom's formidable grandmother, and Grawp. And just when things are settling down, Ron gets viciously attacked by a wereflamingo, a.k.a. Severus Snape.

Children and adults alike are being paired up in the world of Fan fiction. But who has to most choices? Is it Draco? Is it Harry? Find out this and more!

James visits Sirius and his slightly mad family over his sixth year Christmas holiday. Panic, terror, and chaos ensue. Lily and Remus are tossed into the jumble and even Peter makes a cameo. Humour, insanity, Quidditch, Lily/James fluff, and quite a few Sirius moments.

Nothing special here, unless you count the fact that Draco wears a tiara and Harry sings! Oh yeah, and he dies, too! And he comes back, too! And then Draco sings! And you can't forget the aliens! And some other stuff will randomly be thrown in there. You just can't tell with this sorta thing! AHA! Let the insanity begin!

What happens when all of a sudden dreams start to come true at Hogwarts? Or should I say nightmares...

Being a Death Eater can be a stressful career at the best of times. And so, Voldemort has produced this helpful guide to instruct novice minions. Includes Death Eater rules, dress code, and anthem. Be alarmed. Be very alarmed.

Lily gets bored during History of Magic, and what ensues is the best prank ever!

Charlie Weasley's sixth-year Potions class takes a surreal turn when an actual vampire turns up to test the product.

Harry and Hermione are up late at night doing something in an empty classroom. Snape suspects, but he has no idea of what's really going on in there.

Draco is a pansy sap, Harry and Ron are Dorks, and Hermione Granger is the most popular girl in school. Conclusion: Hogwarts has gone mad.

This is H/D crack!fic at its worst. Can we say cliché? Yes, yes we can. I tried to get them all.

Hermione gets turned into a Furby by Snape, who is, it seems, having a very bad day. Attempting-to-be amusing phrases strung together by something that fails miserably to be a plot - but it does TRY, bless it.

A story in the Marauders Era based on ``The Wizard of Oz. Lily Evans finds herself in a most beautiful land, and upon meeting three new friends, they all go to Ebony City to get their deepest desire from The Wizard of Black.

Salazar and Severus, through an accident, open their own advice column for the public-at-large. But first, they have to correct a few misconceptions about their personalities. Hilarity ensues.

Sequel to "The Art of Mental Shifting." Sirius takes Lupin over to Hogwarts in order to cure his hypnosis condition and certain... assumptions... are made.

Harry Potter and the gang have a wild night on the town in Las Vegas, courtesy of Susan DiMario.

What could possibly be worse than Fred and George Weasley? A feminine ``version of them! Only worse...they're in Harry's year.

What could be so sick and disgusting that it would make Ron throw up five times in one story? What could make Hermione faint, Snape scream, and everyone else go nuts? Well, it's as simple as this corny, disturbing scenario! It's Severitus with a twist! A sick, sad, strange little twist...

‘I am not pretty,’ he said imperiously, looking down his nose at her. ‘Handsome, yes, devastatingly attractive, certainly. Even beautiful, in a manly sort of way. But not pretty. I am not a chintz.’ Hermione Granger loses something she has been desperately trying to shed for a while.

In a bizarre twist of fate, Harry is replaced by a table! No, actually, he was transported through time and space to the Federation Starship Voyager, where Harry finds himself in a stranger place than Hogwarts. As time goes on, more people come, but will they get home? Much confusion and humor, and we’ll throw in some Quidditch for good measure!

Ever wondered what would happen if the trio found out about all those cheesy Harry Potter toys?

A year out of school, six of Hogwarts sexiest, slashiest boys are shaking up together in an apartment on Diagon Alley. Mostly written for fun, and will probably include crazy adventures. SLASH WARNING. Also, this is so very AU.

Formerly known as 'Any Ship'll Do'.``This story starts out with R/Hr and travels on to much more quirkier ships.``It makes no sense, hence it's in Ridikulus. Enter at your own risk.

Harry and Ron are introduced to the wonderful world of fan-fiction. A parody of Harry/Draco fics. If you like Harry/Draco, do NOT read this fic!!!

Sex. An amazing, beautiful thing. Almost every sixth year has lost their virginity. Except the Hufflepuffs. Sad blokes. Harry Potter is also still a virgin. Hence the 'still'. Hermione and Ron have dragged Harry to a club where everyone is going to be there. Harry also... got a new look. This just may be his chance to lose his virginity...

The Author is hired to write a romance starring Fred and George, but when the 'ships get out of control, the boys demand some creative input. “We’ll make you a deal,” Fred started. “You write what you think she’d like... and we’ll only stop you if we get uncomfortable.” -- Famous last words...

"He was like an idiot savant when it came to mayhem." MWPP go pranking, first kisses happen, and Remus is grumpy.

Lily and James have been engaged for months. They set the date a while ago, but that's all they did. Now, one week before the wedding James is busy with Auror training and Lily and Alice have one week to plan the wedding. This is a sequel to "The Bachelor Party" and the latest of my Potter Family Album fics. Lily has one week to pick out a dress, cake, invitations, write the guest list, and so much more. James and Sirius are living at home while they do their Auror training and Lily lives alone in her apartment. Frank and Alice are newlyweds and Aurors in training as well. Other characters make appearances such as Terry Boot's parents, Nymphadora Tonks, and everyone's favorite Headmaster of Hogwarts.

Have you ever wondered about a wizard named Uric the Oddball? Locked up by the Ministry, Uric finds a time turner that takes him on a wild ride through time and space. Who will he meet, and how will those meetings change the future of the wizarding world? (This is an AU from my other Uric stories)

Harry and friends are enjoying a relaxing evening in Gryffindor Tower when all is interrupted by the arrival of a most unexpected visitor.

After a hard night of partying, Sirius Black wakes up naked. And he's not alone.

Albus' brother Aberforth had been practicing improper charms on a goat. Ever wondered what those charms were and what kind of an effect they had on poor Albus' life? Now Albus will personally tell you the tale of Aberforth and the goat... listen carefully!

It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day, but Arthur Weasley and Julia Granger reveal a secret that ruins the big day completely. But they aren't the only ones with a secret that could wreck their lives. One Shot

A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...

When Death Eaters attack Harry at home, and a suprise visitor picks him up, things get confusing. Strange new powers, pranks, and a strange order...The Dragon Heart Underground.

MWPP and Lily are spending the summer at Moony's house, but what happens when a copy of GoF is found under a very messy bed and secrets are revealed?

Another day in Potions class that ends pleasantly for Harry, but not so well for poor Seamus.

On the night before the NEWTS James and Sirius attend a party given by the Slytherins and the next generation continues the tradition.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are almost over with their 5th year, ``and are in Hogsmeade. Harry and Hermione are now dating, and Ron feels slightly ``left out, so he has a conversation with Madam Rosmerta at the Three Broomsticks. ``Some funny stuff, with some romance on the side.

After a Slytherin girl turns up pregnant, the staff at Hogwarts decide that all students third-year and above need to be taught Sex Ed. Snape is chosen to teach the Gryffindor and Slytherin boys.

In the summer between their fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts, the Marauders are over James' house. Unfortunately for them, that is no place for a quartet of pranksters to be, as there seems to be nothing to do! That quickly changes, however, when a mysterious book appears. Curious, they begin to read... And chaos naturally ensues!

With patience, weeks of planning and hours of effort, Ginny transforms Hermione for the Yule Ball.

Lupin gets married and settles down at 12 Grimmauld Place; Filch has a crush on someone; Harry meets his godmother; Ron is still feeling the side-effects of - er, well, Sirius is - oh, I've said too much already! Anyway, there will be loads of hilarious happenings at Hogwarts in Harry's sixth year!

Harry Potter is being beaten by the Dursleys; Hermione gets beeee-oootiful; Hogwarts gets a French transfer student from Beauxbatons AND a transfer from Durmstrang AND a transfer from America AND a transfer from Australia AND...; Draco turns over a new leaf; dances galore; and no one can figure out whether Blaise Zabini is a boy or a girl.

Lucius takes a very young Draco out for a walk. Big mistake... A rather short fic I hope you'll enjoy.

Some secrets are just better left secret. That's what Ron thinks when he accidentally gets hold of Harry's diary. Short and silly.

Out of sheer boredom, I began reading HP theories from various sites, and I was amazed at what people were coming up with. Anyway, the next thing I noticed were a bunch of plot bunnies tap dancing on my desk. This is not meant to be read anyone who is sensitive about characters, theories or 'ship. Read, enjoy and review!

The recorded conversations of the Black family's dinner.

The next chapter to the Jerry Springer show: Is Harry really gay? Did he and Draco break up after all? Will Hermione give Harry up that easily?

Blend a cube of Time Machine into a cup of Gred and Forge. The Weasley twins take a journey into the future. Will it be like what they have expected? Enjoy your beverage!

SLASH! PARODY! Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.

The real story behind how Gyrffindor joined the other Founders to create Hogwarts.

An evangelical preacher in Hogsmeade befriends Draco Malfoy: cue smiting, jokes and ever-so-slightly-gratuitous slash parody. You won't read another fic like this :-)

In the fall of 2000, a small committee of evil creatures decided to discover just how badly they could write when they tried. They ended up writing the most atrocious Mary Sue fic of all time. This is that fic.

A funny, slashy, funny (did we mention funny and slashy?) MWPP fic where James and Lily get it together, Sirius is, um. . . Sirius, there's some strip poker, a few laughs, and a TOTAL surprise ending (we think.)

A delve into the oft-confusing female psyche, complete with Bulleted Lists and Numbered Important Points. For the girls out there, this may help them understand themselves and the people around them. Boys out there should be taking notes!