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Mary-Sue and the Bombastic Booty by Connor Coyne
01/29/2002A great many implausible ships. Poorly written. Really a shame. Yes, here it is: A new girl comes to Hogwarts called Mary-Sue and Harry falls in love with her. The situation is further complicated by the dark machinations of the new DADA teacher. Chaos. Plenty.
Mind Games by Macabre Sinclair
08/19/2003A very odd story about what happens when you isolate a Potter and Malfoy together inside their minds. Oh, and you have Snape and Granger working to get them out of it. Includes the infamous Flying Bathtub, as well as the Library-with-a-capital-'L' and speeding House Elves. May be harmful to your sanity.
The Marauding Seven - Year 1 by Fantail100
05/06/2003A fic about the Marauders, starting from the very beginning! It's the very best place to start...
Detention Club -- Little Red Ridinghood by Draconn Malfoy
12/11/2004Dumbledore decides that as the Marauders and Snape are always in detention, they could just as well do something with that time that the whole school can enjoy. So, despite Lily's protests, the Detention Club presents its very own version of "Little Red Ridinghood."
Before They Were Marauders by Adrasteia
06/03/2002James gets in touch with his prankster-ish side and the other three follow suit. A simple, ficlet-ish, uh, thing resulting of a burst of creativity in my uncomprehensible head. Enjoy (or at least try to) and review!
Who Ya Gonna Owl? by Camwyn
07/25/2004It's the summer after Harry's fifth year, and the new magical government faces an unexpected challenge: England is being swarmed by ghosts, spooks, and spirits! Even the Spirit Division can't handle it - but Arthur Weasley knows four Americans who can. Yep, it's a Harry Potter / Ghostbusters crossover!
The Blind Date by Kas
10/01/2007Tonks goes on a blind date, Remus gets jealous, Sirius gets drunk, Dumbledore gets involved, and Molly embarrasses herself. Just an ordinary day at Grimmauld place, really. Takes place during OotP, and details how Remus and Tonks ended up together.
A Star is Born...erm, I Mean Killed by KishMish
08/07/2001A short fic with a twist I guarantee you've NEVER seen...what if Harry Potter..."the Boy Who Lived"...simply...DIED?*evil grin
The Viagramus Curse by Aberforth's Goat
05/29/2003A story in six-chapters about a horrible curse being perpetrated on a particularly deserving populace. Harry, who is out of shape, in trouble and stuck in the throes of a mid-life crisis, is presumably meant either to stop it or have it happen to him. Perhaps both.
Topsy Turvy by Julri
07/24/2006How can some some muggles, a bunch of first-years, a couple of Hogwarts misfits, a redheaded nerd, old enemies, ex-wives, a werewolf, a few Death Eaters, lots of dead people, and a witch that knows nothing about Quiddich save the day?
Hermione Before Hogwarts by Zagafeur
06/23/2002Hermione Granger gets a letter for Hogwarts school, but will her mother and father let her go?
Showtime at Hogwarts by Starlet
01/19/2005Come and join in the fun with your favorite Hogwarts students as the halls become alive with the sound of music!
Harry Potter and the Latin Class from Hell by Aimie and Vicky
05/14/2004Magical amulets, seances, daring rescues, cunning plans, apple-green blouses and rampaging Latin students.
Terry Boot and the Masochist's Boulder by JK_Around
11/30/2003Terry Boot has never had two legs. He's never had friends, good food, not even a mediocre education. All he's known is pain and a life with the Barduses, his senile grandparents, and their pot-bellied pig, Grudley. ``But all of this is about to change when a letter arrives at his hole, addressed to one "Harry Potter", and delivered by an owl messenger. A letter with an invitation to a wonderful place that he didn't know existed. ``Once there he finds not only another cripple to share his pain, but racism, favoritism, egotism, and many other isms that would take up too much space in this summary. ``If only Terry can survive this year, he will have made a place for himself in the wizarding world.
The Permission Slip by PeterMurray
10/09/2002Hermione Granger takes a permission slip home to her parents, but has a lot of trouble keeping them on the subject, without them picking on every little near-fatal incident from her first four years.
Harry Potter and the Arrival of the Mary Sue by ZOZ
06/15/2003A short parody based on Harry Potter meeting the typical transfer Mary Sue.
The Thinking Cap Returns by Andrea13
12/23/2002The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort another year's students... and deal with a BASILISK?!
An Irresistible Photo by Icarus
01/02/2003Short and fun. Ron and Harry are the unintended victims of a budding young artist. One must be really careful when there is Magical 'photo finishing' available.
Valentine's Day at Hogwarts by pandorabox82
06/28/2002Why does Severus HATE Valentine's Day? Because things like this ``always seem to happen to him. What started out as a typical V-Day, however, turns ``out to be something much more than either he or Hermione bargained on.
The Adventures of Harry and Dudley by NYgoldfish54
03/30/2004It's the first weekend after school ends, and almost everyone is away. Vernon and Petunia Dursley decide to spend the weekend in London, leaving Harry and Dudley home alone for three days. Less than six hours after Vernon and Petunia leave, the boys manage to lock themselves out of the house. Stuck outside, with everyone away and nowhere to go, Harry and Dudley desperately try to survive their weekend.
A parody of parodies of badfics. Also slash, Mary Sue, MSTs, the prefect's bathroom and more! Actually that's about it.
Sequel to “Batman.” Draco wakes up the morning after Harry’s eighteenth birthday party to one heck of a surprise. Will involve more kissing, more tickling, eavesdropping, leather, and one cranky little kitten. Slash.
A Life of Songs and Roses by Anne
04/12/2003A long-forgotten charm is activated, sending a Hogwarts student into an enchanted sleep. Will anyone be able to wake him? Slash.
I'm a Loser by Hermione_Ginny
04/16/2007Ron is certainly a loser when it comes to this romance...
Through the Barrier by C.E. Ahlen
10/20/2005Emily Williams is Swedish, basketball playing, sarcastic, and oh yes, magical. Sure, Emily knew that the Harry Potter books were realistic, but REAL? Boy, was she in for a huge surprise. When her family moves to England she just happens *coughRoncough* to fall through the barrier and to platform 9 3/4. She leaves for Hogwarts and meets all the usual characters, including some new ones, like the special Helen Shipley. Observe: No Mary-Sue-ing here! ;-)
The Authoritarian by CelticFlame
10/05/2001A group of characters is gathered together to discuss trends in fanfiction and views examples in a MST style. A great sense of humor is a must when reading this fic!
The Art of Mental Shifting by D.M.P.
08/23/2001After GoF, Sirius Black heads over to London to fetch Remus Lupin and discovers how odd Muggle Londoners can be....
Headology 101 by Weatherwax
07/07/2005Hogwarts has a new class, and a new teacher--someone who has travelled a very long way, a very long way indeed. This fic was written a decade ago. As such, the grammar and punctuation may not be up to my current standard. However, there are no current plans to rework my older fics.
Hogwarts has been invaded by preppy cheerleaders - and Sirius is their first victim!! Featuring preppy cheerleaders, Quidditch, preppy cheerleaders, The Resident Anti-Preps of Gryffindor tower, preppy cheerleaders, and revenge gone wrong. (A MWPP/L Fic)
The Imperius Crush by Amanita Lestrange
01/25/2002I O.D.'d on too much Snape in love. Hermione, banned from the library, discovers the joys of trashy romance, Parvati and Lavender consider getting even with Snape and the Slytherins for last year's Witch Weekly incident.
The Joy of Summoning by Mary G
11/29/2002When snow, hormones, and magic collide.
The Right Way, The Potter Way by Laura Michelle Hale
01/20/2002Harry Potter gives fan fiction writers a piece of her mind.
The Hogwarts Players Present by MountainDew3
02/28/2005Okay, it's the Hogwarts Players, and they're starting their sixth year season! It isn't all Quidditch, you know; Hogwarts has some very talented thespians. Enjoy the backstage antics as well as the brilliant musical Les Miserables, starring Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy!
Harry Potter and the Enchanted Quill by 13 Satanic Monkeys
05/04/2003Completely random challenge fic. Harry finds an enchanted quill and some... er... interesting stuff happens.
A Very Sirius Christmas by Rynne
12/24/2003Sirius gets drunk off of firewhisky-laced eggnog and gives Remus an...interesting present. Remus/Sirius slash.
Do It With A Mystery by me_ladie
05/06/2003Everyone loves Harry Potter. Everyone wants to kiss Harry Potter. Everyone wants to do Harry Potter. But what's Harry's opinion of all this. Who does Harry Potter love? Who does Harry Potter want to kiss? Who does Harry Potter want to do? Features the brilliant parings of; Harry/?????, Harry/Cho, Harry/Pansy, Harry/Ginny and Harry/Hermione.``*Warning* Features Harry Singing (shock Horror)
Harry Potter and the Dark Lord's Duplicate by Aafro Man Ziegod
11/07/2001Harry and Ron fall in love with Hermione, who has just gotten a new make-over. The two solve the problem by summoning Pacey and Dawson from the television show "Dawson's Creek," who run rampant around Hogwarts while a new evil (or rather not-so-evil) villian lurks about.
Hogwarts, School of Rock by Zorb
04/15/2004Aberforth Dumbledore wants to be fighting evil with the Order. He doesn't want to be teaching a bunch of runny-nosed school kids how to ward off Red Caps. But when he finds himself the new DADA teacher, he spices things up by providing Harry's class with a much less - traditional - education. Based on the film School of Rock.
Unexpected by Draconn Malfoy
11/16/2004When Sirius, James, and Peter find out who Remus is dating, they are very shocked. So is the whole school. However, in the end everything ends more or less well -- even though Sirius doesn't get to give his friends a striptease show. Slash, kisses, and confusion.
The Amazing Illegal Wonder Potion by Private Maladict
02/28/2005Complete. Sirius Black is back from the dead and out to win the attentions of the man he loves – in any way possible! The result? A twisted tale of sex, goats and virgin’s blood. (And a healthy dose of drugs and rock’n’roll, too.) Featuring such fandom gems as Gay!Sirius, Clueless!Harry, Slut!Ginny and Don’t-Even-Ask!Snape.
ANALogy and TOPology by zed
08/09/2002My favourite boys having a discussion of matters sexual with a bit of help in the form of graphic visual aid from the top shelf of the local news agent. Featuring : JuvenileDelinquent!Harry and Pliant!Draco. Written for Harry's 22nd birthday !
Registration by samvimes
01/21/2005When they get roped into waiting to register James' unborn son for Hogwarts, Sirius and Remus have a long day's wait, and a small dilemma -- nobody's picked a name yet. Faturing the Patils, Finnigans, Longbottoms, Malfoys, and one Weasley as supporting cast...
Operation Laugh Out Loud by 14lordygee
11/15/2002An abstract, artistic fic, where Harry has lost that...Oomph that makes Harry, Harry. Fred and Gorge feel they owe him one- must I say more? Funny, and thought provoking. Enjoy!
Harrietta Potter and the Gender Swapping Spell by Britta
06/05/2003What happens when a gender swapping spell turnd Hogwarts upside down? Join Harrietta Potter, Rhonda Weasley and Herman Granger as they, as well as their peers and professors, attempt to deal with the repercussions. Hilarity ensues as they struggle to uncover the mysteries of the opposite sex (what exactly is a tampon for? why are there flaps in boxers? is a bra supposed to feel this uncomfortable?).
The Grandfather Paradox by James_Bow
09/12/2002Ron and Hermione take to a new student transferred in from Beauxbatons, but Harry suspects that there is more to young Wesley than meets the eye.
Who Wants To Buy A Sirius Black? by The Annoying Ferret
01/30/2002When The Three Broomsticks becomes quite boring, Lily Evans decides to liven it up with an auction...of Sirius Black?!
The Seventh Year Switch by AEvenstar
08/04/2002Harry somehow trades places with Snape after Ron puts a faulty attraction spell on him--or does he? Involving Snape!Harry with a few well-known characters...and yes, at one point it gets ever so slightly slashy, so if that's not your thing, don't read on.
A Change of Plans by P. D. Yerf and Riley Snave
06/23/2005Annie-Elizabeth Howard doesn’t take it all too kindly when her mother starts to date again, only about six months after the death of her father. So Annie and her best friend Patsy decide to scare every single guy away. They turn into regular Marauders against the threat of each new boyfriend. They don’t have much trouble; their beloved Harry Potter books give them plenty of ideas. But what happens when Annie’s mother brings home Sirus Blake? To put it simply: pure chaos. AU fic. Read at your own risk.
Blaise Zabini and the Magical Cat by GryffindorTower
02/23/2004Blaise Zabini was drawing his Divination chart when a cat appeared from thin air. She turned out to be a Princess from another world, who was trapped in ours and wanted help...
Arielle Potter : Book One by Serena R. Snape
09/09/2006What would happen if Harry Potter wasn't born as a boy, but instead a girl? And would what we know of the first book change if it was Severus Snape that came to fetch the cute little girl instead of Hagrid? Definitively! Especially if even the snarky Slytherin can't help but find Arielle Potter cute.
True Love's First Kiss by alphabet
12/12/2001Angelina accidentally cursed herself with a fairy-tale spell. A kiss will break it--saving her from humiliation--but is Fred up to the task?
Harry Potter & The Voice Of God by Fyre
12/12/2002Someone 'up there' (think Heavenwards) decides to give Hogwarts a look-in and wackiness ensues. Harry and Ron are trying to deal with being in fifth year as best they can, when their quiet start to the year is disrupted in a very... fiery way and things look to get everso slightly barking as the story continues.
Dumbledore's kidnapped the gang! And he's making them compete in a singing competition! What songs will people pick? Who will break up, or hook up? Most importantly, who will win the contest?
Hogwarts Chat Room by Sabrina Spelmen
06/23/2002A fun place to chat away from Hogwarts, even with a court room for those not so fun moments...
Dude, Where's My Wife? by 1 Sweet Renee
05/14/2003Draco has lost Hermione in Hogsmeade... and is having the not-so-time-of-his-life finding her!
Excerpts from Nagini's Diary by PrincessSchez
05/11/2007A look into the life of Voldy's pet snake, Nagini.
Slumber Party by Casca
06/14/2002Fifth year, the Gryffindor wizards and witches make the night before the Leaving Feast a one to remember!
Point of View by Lady Keala
01/11/2004There's going to be a ball at Hogwarts and everyone's excited... especially Cho. Is she really that sweet? Or does she have some scheme up her sleeve? Each chapter is written in the point of view of a different character.
Ferrets Forever! by Fourth Rose
01/16/2005Are you sailing the S.S. Guns & Handcuffs, and has your boggart been assuming the shape of a white-blond corpse ever since HBP was announced? In this case, here's something to ease your mind....
Boggart Fantasies by J.J. The Hinkypunk
08/11/2001Draco Malfoy, in his third year at Hogwarts, sets out to discover what shape his boggart shifts into. When he he does, he decides to make the most of it... and satisfy his craving for Harry. Slash
Harry Potter in Fan Fiction Land-The Slash Version by Isolde13
09/07/2003Whoops! Harry has managed to land in Fan Fiction land. The slash version no less...
Under the Mistletoe by Slytherin Godess
01/03/2002It’s the day before the Christmas Masque and several enchanted mistletoe cause problems all around the castle! Harry and Draco get stuffed into a box together while Fred and George get their kicks watching. Hermione finds herself completely horrified with whom she is stuck with, while Ron is disgusted with whom he is trapped with. Ginny ends up in a box with the boy who has been crushing on her, and the twins end up getting boxed in together! The horror!
Happy Hallowe’en by Lissanne
10/31/2001Snape's Worst Nightmare by draco664
07/11/2005The adventures of the next generation of the Potter/Weasley clan at Hogwarts.
Stuck in a Room With You by Lily Granger
12/28/2002What would happen if the Marauders were stuck in a room together? Will James go mad? Or has he already? And what is it with Sirius and Duck-Duck-Goose?
The Potter Twins and the Coming of Age by Jacqui Potter
05/08/2003Jacqui Potter has lived away from her brother since her parents' unforunate death. In a day's time, the twins are reunited, and neither are surprised. When three people come back to life, they're in shock. Cedric Diggory/OC HP/GW, HG/VK
Kiss and Tell by nutsaboutharry
12/27/2005Sirius discovers some very interesting things about Remus Lupin's kissing history while at Hogwarts. Hilarity ensues! Written entirely in dialogue.
True Confessions of a Teenaged Multimagus by After the Rain
07/01/2005Half a generation after Voldemort's defeat, an ordinary teenaged girl decides to become an Animagus. Things don't quite go as she planned.
Just for the Fun of It! by FortuneFaded
10/07/2004Harry and Draco partaking in a game of strip poker? Draco taking a nude walk around Hogwarts? Perverted portraits? Not in a million years! And what sight is too evil even for the Dark Lord?
Sirius reaches into his bag and pulls out a piece of parchment. He writes a quick message, folds the parchment up into a paper airplane, and throws it at James. It hits him right in the ear, and James in turn, sits straight up. Rubbing his ear and glaring at Sirius, he replies…
Easier Said... by Dommichan
11/27/2002What happens when Hermione wants to date someone other than Harry or Ron? Total chaos, that's what.
The Keeper's Curse by IIXBurrr
06/28/2002Percy is the Head Boy but that's not enough, he wants to play Quidditch. But is his ambition leading him to becoming a big 'snothead'? Well that's what Penelope Clearwater, his girlfriend, thinks when she leaves him for Oliver Wood! The truth about Oliver is revealed. And as their relationship blossoms, Percy's morality shrivels. Percy joins the dark side, (the Malfoy crew).
Harry Potter and the Muggle Toy Store by MadisonS
11/11/2001What happens when Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger see the Harry Potter merchandise at a Muggle toy store...
Exploring the Charms of the Broom Closet by Zaphod_Beeblebrox
08/03/2006Harry and Hermione make a getaway to a broom closet for some privacy, but they're soon joined by some unexpected guests...
The Malfoy Code of Conduct by Taricorim
08/20/2003For centuries, this book has been handed down to the eldest male Malfoy on his eighth birthday. It is The Malfoy Code of Conduct.
Slightly Off-Kilter by Wolfie Jinn
12/04/2002Two former DeathEater spies must help the side of good stay one step ahead of Lord Voldemort in a plot to kill several influential Muggles before he can kill them. Did I mention one is slightly off her nut?
Ron's Underpants by Kestrel Malfoy
04/16/2005Ron's floating naked, Hermione has detention, and with Malfoy... anything could happen!
Snape's Sister Serafina by Hyphen
09/17/2001Snape has a beautiful sister. Or does he?
Snow White, Harry Potter style by Lilylala
03/21/2002Based on the well known fairy tale "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs", here's the twisted version of Princess Harry, Queen Voldemort, and the Seven Weasleys (or dwarfs?).
Fred & George Weasley's Guide to Pulling Pranks by S.C. Johnson
07/03/2003Fred and George decide to leave a guide to help future students cause trouble!
The Big Match by cosmic_llin
03/11/2006Professor Dumbledore thinks that a Quidditch match against their teachers is just the thing to encourage pupils from different houses to bond. Professor McGonagall isn't convinced, Madam Hooch is tearing her hair out, and certain people won't be pleased when the team list goes up...
Fantastic Beasts: A two-parchment essay for Care of Magical Creatures by SB by Mary Borsellino
04/28/2004Sirius writes a book review, after a fashion.
Trial by Marriage by Leni Jess
06/20/2006"The new Minister was mad." Perhaps. He was certainly bent on forcing political opponents from the late war into trial marriages, including Lucius Malfoy and Harry Potter. With Rita Skeeter as dispassionate observer.
Salvation in Seventeen Syllables by Pirate Perian
07/06/2004In which Remus cries, Sirius forgets his shirt, and O! there is angst.
Paying Your Dues by Daisee Chain
09/03/2007Three things in life are unavoidable: birth, death, and taxes. The taxman cometh. Have the Weasley twins finally met their match?
Harry and Draco decide to have a quick snog in the bushes before Herbology class. Draco's hair gel gets involved and pretty soon chaos ensues! Hermione must save the day... Again.
Karaoke Night! by Sabrina Weasley
11/30/2001Hogwarts is depressed, and what better way to lighten the mood than with a little karaoke?
Lover's Got Your Lips by lavender ice
04/06/2002Ron and Hermione are finally getting married, but what's a wedding without some good ol' fashioned Weasley mayhem?
Ron Weasley and the Prefect Shower by sixcandlesandamatch1
05/20/2005Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco get the chance to read some fanfiction.
So You Think You Can Dance by Fourth Rose
01/25/2006When McGonagall gave the dancing lesson to the Gryffindors in the GoF movie, what were Snape and the Slytherins doing at the same time?
More of a Convenience Thing by Sailor Simba
07/25/2004Draco is tired of Harry annoying him all the time, so what does he do? Develop a plan to bring the Gryffindor into his bed, of course! How could Harry ever resist the power of badges?
Inescapable Confusion: A Comedy of Errors by RonHermioneStory
08/03/2006Ron and Hermione are minding their own business when they run into each other in the hallway...and end up waking up in each other's bodies! Can they survive as the opposite sex, tell each other their feelings, and get their own bodies back?
Knock Knock by michelle_31a
06/17/2004Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna -- 'tries' being the operative word!
MST and The Order of the Phoenix by Ninotsjka
05/21/2004Eight people receive an invitation to go to the Room of Requirement for a book-reading! Only they don't know that it is one, or which book it is!
Harry Potter and the Holy Grail by Silvermane
03/19/2002Harry, Heir of the Gryffindors, is on a quest, Monty Python style! With his band of loyal knights (and Colin, of course) he’ll have to fly (well, walk around with Hoovers) long and hard to find it...“Hermione: And what do you flame apart from Mary-Sues? Bill: More Mary-Sues!”
The Discreet Art of Persuasion by quite_grey
07/14/2006Hermione takes a situation in hand.
Karaoke Fever by Allykat
09/27/2002Albus Dumbledore loves karaoke. So, he stages a contest at Hogwarts for it. The winner gets 100 Galleons. Who will win?
Be with Lord Voldemort as he faces Hell on Earth in the form of three teenage witches.
Silly Things That Might Happen by Muthru
07/21/2007Five one-shots about silly things that might happen.
Hostile Takeover by Meddow
06/08/2006Tonks takes on the Chocolate Frog Company. All in the name of love, mind you.