Harry Potter & The Voice Of God

Someone 'up there' (think Heavenwards) decides to give Hogwarts a look-in and wackiness ensues. Harry and Ron are trying to deal with being in fifth year as best they can, when their quiet start to the year is disrupted in a very... fiery way and things look to get everso slightly barking as the story continues.

Harry Potter is in his fifth year, Voldemort is still running around like a loony and someone 'up there' decides to take a look in on Hogwarts.

Harry's in his fifth year. Voldemort is still on the loose. A man with a rather impressive wing span and a strange drinking technique has shown up in the common room in a column of flame, claiming to be an angel. Harry, Ron and Hermione find themselves whisked off to The Leaky Cauldron as if by...er...magic. Who is this angel-man? What does he want? What is this mission for our illusive band of heroes? And there is a God?? And

Harry's in his fifth year. Voldemort is still on the loose. A man with a rather impressive wing span and a strange drinking technique showed up in the common room in a column of flame, claiming to be an angel. Harry, Ron and Hermione find themselves whisked off to The Leaky Cauldron as if by...er...magic. And now...now, they get to the crux of the whole scenario. What mission? Why? Who? Wherefore? And did the butler do it? If not, why not? And just what the heck is going on with the platypuses? (Or platyi)