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The teachers in Hogwarts gather in the staff room: the only place they can hope to escape the toad- I mean, Dolores Umbridge (the new DADA teacher). Can they make it through this lunch break alive and sane? Read on to find out.

"This is the weirdest Valentine's Day yet," Peter mused.``"But not 'ever,'" Remus said dryly.

On her first date with Remus, Tonks discovers that spilt beer on wooden floors is the enemy of the less than sure-footed everywhere. Will she die of embarrassment, or will Remus find a way to make it all better?

Lily and James fluffiness...I couldn't think of anything else to write so...it's a good story!

The Marauders are extremely bored during their History of Magic class, and they decide to start passing notes. Through their notes, we learn that the Halloween Ball is coming up-- will Lily reject James once again? A hilarious story told through note-passing.

On what was supposed to be an ordinary day, an unassuming Lily Evans likes her best friend, ponders Head Student possibilities, admires his arse, falls in love, hates the world, and ends up realizing that being just Lily Evans isn't so bad after all.

Hermione & Fred were forced together for one night. That one night led to confusion, big time. Fred likes Hermione, Hermione knows Fred likes her but thinks she likes George, George likes Hermione but knows she is in denial about liking Fred. Trouble in paradise?

Can it be? Have Fred and George finaly met their match? When two Canadian girls come to Hogwarts, they meet up with Fred and George and a battle of wits, pranks, and even love soon follows.

A D/G fic. Life at Hogwarts can be a little boring at times. So, how about a little Spin the Wand to liven things up? Spin the Wand is the wizard version of spin the bottle. Oh yes this means laughter galore. Draco, Harry and Ginny are all present. So are some OC’s but they are very nice OC’s and they do have imperfections! Mismatched couples, misbehaving wands and snogs galore, it's all in a working night at Hogwarts!

School is left almost unattended and Seamus brings a surprise that turns the whole school upside down. A person streaking, 2 + 2 has a whole new meaning, Trelawney and Filch are locked in the AT, Harry and Ron bribe Hermione, someone has Snape's pink bunny pajamas, and the worst thing of all... there are pictures to remember it all.

AU. Harry is arranged to marry Ginny, Draco has to marry Pansy, and no one’s happy about it, but when the couples meet up on their honeymoon, sparks fly—in the wrong direction. (D/G and H/P)

We get to see inside of Badboy!Draco's mind, and see the repercussions of his actions... Moments of evilness on his part, and humour.

Harry is in for a big surprise on his wedding night. Warning: Silliness.

What would Harry, Draco, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny do if they could see some of the fanfiction written about them?

Sirius is entertained as Lily and James bicker over baby names, coming to a startling revelation followed by paradoxical conclusion.

The war is over and Harry Potter conquered He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Great, we got it already, but Ginny Weasley is still wrapped up in a dilemma because of Lord Voldy-squashed [Drum Roll!]: when deranged Lucius Malfoy captures Harry hostage and demands to know the sex of Blaise Zabini, the threat forces Ginny to accept help from Draco Malfoy in order to save everyone's favorite boy-hero; little did Loony Lucius know he'd make the odd couple reface a dark, dark secret from their pasts in order to succeed...

Snape and Percy discuss cauldron bottoms. A short, slashy innuendo-filled one-shot.

Draco has cast a spell, and as a result the whole school now spontaneously breaks into song. Mayhem ensues as the students--and even the teachers--find themselves unable to conceal even their deepest secrets. Rated PG-13 for violence, scary scenes, and mild language. Based on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer musical by the same name.

The war is over, Voldemort is dead, Harry is busy with victory parties, and Draco is horny. He thinks it's about time he gets himself a redhead. Who's not Ron Weasley, just so it's clear.

Suddenly, Draco and Harry realize that they might love each other. Will their friends accept it? How will each tell each other, will they ever tell each other? Did they ever think this could happen?

It's Valentine's Day and Harry is acting very VERY strangely. How strangely? You be the judge! Short one-shot.

Ginny's having random fits all over the place and forming new powers. What happens when Draco Malfoy is ordered to watch the youngest Weasley?

Were you upset by the vague, mysterious, and corny ending to your favorite series? Are you wishing for a little more closure? Join us for a look into the lives of Harry, Ron, Hermione, and their children, as they work through a year of crushes, fitting in, and of course, sexual tension. (This is a SPOOF and should NOT be taken seiously!)

Welcome to the wonderful world of Remus Lupin, Werewolf, Junkie, Scholar, Champion of the Light and Worrier extrordinaire. Mainly RL/SB and RL/SS, but some L/J and PP/OC.

What if our favourite trio had to go to college? What if everyone in fifth and sixth year had to? What subjects would they take? Who would get jobs and where? How would they cope with muggle life, course work, relationships and everything else life throws at them? How many A levels can Hermione take anyway?

Oliver had a bad day. It was just made worse by drinking a potion that caused his age to decrease. Oliver Wood is now 13 years old and only has one friend who knows the truth. Can this friend help him back to his original state? Can he not fall in love with this friend?

Voldermort finds out that ten children has the power to master his own. Half wouldn't join him because of the many times he tried to kill them and the other half works for him but betrays him because they don't like him.

It's the Trio's sixth year at Hogwarts. Harry and Ron have started dating Parvati and Padma Patil. There is a lot of snogging and perhaps more. But Hermione seems to have big problems with the suddenly quite intense love life of her two best friends.

Bond-style HP - only this time the women take the lead. It's up to a bunch of our favourite Hogwarts ladies to save the world, stop a few Evil Cunning Plans(tm), wear top hats and pantyhose, and send the Death Eaters back home crying. With Hermione, Ginny, Cho, Millicent and Pansy as main characters and Draco and his cronies as the Bad Guys, this fic will also contain the obligatory features of a typical action movie: two playboys, Completely Pointless Explosions, one professional toilet jinxer, a bad incident with polyjuice, a plot (gasp), cool ``gadgets, and many dysfunctional relationships.

There was something surely wrong about Draco Malfoy not noticing Harry Bloody Potter's absence for three whole days.

An OOTP parody of the part where Harry meets up with Ron and Hermione. \

No one could have expected the madness that befell Hogwarts when four FBI agents arrived to investigate baby William's potential status as a wizard. Harry & Company spend an action-packed afternoon with Mulder, Scully, Doggett, and Reyes-- chasing Wormtail down, dueling the Malfoys, and discussing the woes of their fanfictional existences. Also, the Agents can't believe who turns up to ruin their day-- in the form of Hogwarts's newest ghost. HP/X-Files crossover.

A very loosely connected companion piece to "A Veritable Font of Underpants," in which we learn whence came the permanent ink pen. This story spans from Christmastime, OotP, through the end of HBP. Beware of abundant silliness, and a bit of romance thrown into the mix for kicks and giggles.

Draco + BLONDE!Hermione = double the fun? ``Telescopes, tantrums, and Britney Spears (sort of...). Also slight D/G because I am insane and cannot write a fic without any D/G. And did I mention that Hermione is blonde?

Harry should know better than to litter in the Forbidden Forest.

Bunnies have invaded Hogwarts and they're doing unspeakable things to the landscape, not to mention themselves. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Snape join forces to stop them, and strange and unspeakable things happen.

A somewhat ridiculous look at the life of the Marauders during their fifth year at Hogwarts.

Fifth year has begun for Harry, Ron, and Hermione. There's another mystery to solve at Hogwarts...Voldemort has returned for something...What plays on everyone's minds is: what does he loathe more than Harry Potter?

“Why waste your precious time trying to kill one person, when at the same time, you could be trying to kill millions?” With not very many followers, and some of them too old and already known about to kill anyone secretly, how can Voldemort kill Harry and the Muggle world? “I’ve heard of these Muggle contraptions. I don’t know, ask a mudblood, you’ll get more information out of it. But, they’re called movies. Muggles are deathly afraid of some of the characters that are shown. Monsters, evil bad guys, really scary looking toys, you name it. Who knows what you can find?” When Voldemort decides to make fiction reality for the world, what will happen?

How I Lost My Pink Bunny Slippers, by Draco Malfoy. Or rather, How My Pink Bunny Slippers Got Stolen (because they don't just lose themselves, you know)

Lily Evans is a sweet sixteen year old who just happens to attend a school for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Her friends Alyssa Jean, Lindsay, and Sunny help her through school, and help her prank her sister over the summer. But something happens once she starts her Sixth Year at Hogwarts that involves the Seventh Year Marauders, who just want to play pranks on Snape. When James Potter, a famous Marauder, starts to fail his classes, he needs some help. Guess who he turns to?

Six-year-old Draco and five-year-old Ginny are taken to a Ministry party by their parents and told not to talk to each other. Naturally they seek each other out immediately...

I revamp some classic rock and disco hits as well as the occasional Disney song for the musical version of Order of the Phoenix!

Hermione, on her wedding day, reminisces and hurls insults at the man who told her he loved her, but walked away.

In which Sirius Black falls down staircases, decides to try and snog as many girls as he can in his first year and gets slapped for it, gets quite annoyed by Snape's laughter, and - how could I forget? - meets the wackiest trio of friends the British side of the Atlantic.

A shopping trip in Diagon Alley leads to a startling discovery of somone's secret past.

Hyperness Sugar - the newest invention from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. You can probably guess what happens next.

AU. Harry and Parvati get married;Harry being the perfect gentleman agrees to get married according to Hindu custom.

Just a little thing I worte a few months ago and forgot to post - When Draco persuades Harry to go shopping with him, males and females alike blatantly start hitting on the Gryffindor. Draco gets jealous.

Operation: Take to the Air - ``Thoughtful, amusing, riddled with fun tidbits, simply hilarious, if you're into that sort of thing. Enjoyable! Continuance of Operation Laugh out Loud, which you may want to read first. And the student’s - awestruck - minds took to the air.

If enduring and maintaining civility with Potter meant that Lily had to deal with his woeful attempts to bed her and generally make her uncomfortable, then she *would* stab him in the eye with her quill by meeting's end. Or kiss him. She could do that.

In the third sequel to "Professor Eudice Eusyram," Harry is transformed into a girl with big boobs!

Draco Malfoy has a plan. He has discovered the Extralucidity Potion, the ultimate aid to spying. However, when he tries it out he gets more than he bargained for. How is he to concentrate on classes, not to mention Quidditch, when he can see through everyone’s robes?``Hints of slash, plenty of nudity and a whole lot of naughty nonsense!

Severus Snape discovers he's the subject of fanfic, most of it slash...

When his father dies, Draco teams up with Harry and Ron to fight against Voldemort, the trio becomes friends with this highly-unexpected character, and fate takes its turns. Hermione is having a difficult time with her new job, but then she runs into a stranger that makes the whole thing seem a ton better. The stranger isn't all he's made out to be, then in steps Malfoy... Herm/Draco.

Ginny and Hermione stay up late one night discussing their love lives and what they intend to do about said love lives.

Pansy Parkinson is not happy. Her parents are divorced, her mother is engaged to an Auror, and she has to spend her summer with Gryffindors at 12 Grimmauld Place. As if this weren’t bad enough, Pansy has also been the victim of a few… accidents. Not your usual “Pansy befriends the Trio” fic because, well… she doesn’t. Eventually Pansy/George Light – less fluff, fewer calories.

Determined to beat Harry at Potions, Hermione writes an extra credit essay on love Potions. Though, things get tough when a certain couple won't stop snogging right in front of her. A missing moment from HBP

Harry's fifteen now, and Sirius and Remus decide it's time to tell him about the birds and the bees. It's an uneasy situation for everyone and insanity ensues.

In which Harry and Draco get together. FINALLY. Slash.

The gang is "gonna party like it’s 1999". Drinking, snogging, and alcohol are some of the themes involved in this program. As Edwin McCain once so eloquently said, "I couldn’t ask for more.". Post-graduation.

Ron and Harry prepare for a mission and must battle terrible fashion sense. Slash, HP/RW.

It isn't easy to be brilliant, talented, sexy, and, oh yeah, in love with your sworn enemy. Between protective parents, love spells, mistaken identities, and the Death Eater's Handbook, only Draco could get through it all with his nails intact.

Sequel to "An Almost Fairy-Tale Ending." It's Harry and Hermione's wedding day. Can the wedding go off perfectly? Or are Harry and Hermione destined to have 'nearly perfect' on everything? A majorly fluffy H/Hr fic.

Harry knows what he has to do: tell Draco he's pregnant with their child.

Winky's baaaack! When Draco comes and farts in the Gryffindor common room, Harry, Dean,Ron,Seamus, and Neville are forced to stay in their dorm. Check out what ensues. Guest Appearances by: Hermione(comes back later), Voldemort (he stays), and Dumbledore (he stays too).

A loud wailing is heard in the corridor outside the seventh year's Potions class... A short story involving Professor Snape, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.

It's Christmas Eve and Hermione is standing under the mistletoe...

Sometimes it just doesn't pay to get out of bed in the morning, and today everybody's favorite Potions Master is having one of those days!

Sirius and Remus overhear two girls talking about what a great kisser Sirius is. This leads to some experimentation and some startling revelations.

Everyone knows what's going on, except the ones involved. Will Ron see the quaffle on time? What does Hermione do to get her 'other side' to shut up? What are these snitches doing? Harry just can't make things easy on himself. Sigh. HP/HG. Eventually GW/DM

A collection of letters from Lily to Harry written in Godric's Hollow. In them Harry finds out who his parents really were.

What happens when Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Charlie, and his new love interest get transported 1,000 years into the past? What will Voldemort do when a Death Eater finally speaks her mind? Death? Schizophrenia? Murder?

After it was over, they agreed it would be best never to mention the ducks ever again.

Blackmail, intrigue, lust and yes, snogging. He thought he detested her, she knows she loathes him. Can Draco win Ginny over before she tries to completely humiliate him in front of the entire school? Pairings: Draco/Ginny, Colin/Blaise, and a bit of Ron/Hermione.

Marauder fic. Sirius likes Remus; James likes Lily. What will happen when Sirius proposes a challenge?

Last of the LGYL trilogy. Percy Weasley is usually a very calm, patient person. But Fred did something that summer to make him snap. What was it?

Remus gets a night-time visitor and some truths are told.

A humorous and somewhat twisted interpretaion of the contents inside the book known as Hogwarts: A History.

Sirius Black is in trouble. On a night of sheer inebriation, he kisses (or maybe does something more than that to) somebody. Problem: He can't remember who it was the next morning. Everyone in #12 Grimmauld Place is a culprit, everyone. But how will poor Mr. Black find out, if he's fighting for a seemingly lost kiss.

Hermione Granger and Luna Lovegood's attempts to recruit more members for the Society for the Promotion of Elfen Welfare are largely unsuccessful, until Luna takes up Malfoy on a rather absurd proposal. Hermione/Luna.

Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Molly and Arthur go to Disney World to celebrate Ron’s birthday and Arthur’s new job. See what chaos ensues when the Weasleys have to spend a week as Muggles, Harry gets his first taste of McDonald’s, and Ginny and Ron ride their first rollercoaster!

The long-awaited sequel to "Harry Exposed"! The game is on! Strip poker starts and Ron's nowhere to be found! But Ginny is....

Sequel to "The Step," but it can be read on its own.````Ron decides that he is going to ask Hermione to marry him...The only problem is that he isn't sure how.

A short, simple sequel to Caught In The Act. This time McGonagall eavesdrops and hears some things she really didn't want to hear.

A typical Saturday in the life of Harry Potter, Gryffindor sixth year. Almost. He's got potions essays to write, notes to look for, and your average homework blues. That is, until Harry makes Ginny an offer she can't refuse. H/G fluff.

After four years of quiet life in England, Dr. Weasley returns to America in this brand new tale. What begins as a normal day at the Ministry quickly turns into a tumultuous adventure as Ron and Hermione are both accidentally transported to New York City. There, they find themselves locked in an international conflict, and Ron is once again confronted by an old foe. Will justice be served, or will the entire magical community be jeopardized? Featuring special guest appearances by some of America's wackiest personalities.

Harry is in his 5th year but things get confusing when he starts hearing voices that really annoy him. And plus the title pretty much says it all. It's really funny, there's no plot.

This is a series of letters written between MWPP, Lily, and other friends.

'Harry just wanted to be normal in at least *one* thing, and really, he didn’t think it was too much to ask.' (HP/SS, slash)

By request, the follow-up to Transvestite Night. Now Ron is in the picture and hearts are getting pummeled, pulverized and otherwise harmed.

Sixteen year old Lily Evans is bored out of her mind when she writes a random letter to someone. Surprisingly, it ends up in James Potter's hands. They don't realize they're writing to each other and continue it while at Hogwarts. Meanwhile, Lily is being charmed by James, who can't stand to be around him, until she eventually sees him and falls in love with him. But, as she continues this relationship with this unknown person, she also falls for him as well. She will soon have to choose between the two. With pranks and tears and more!

Dumbledore is elected Minister! The Trio is tapped to run a department! Seven books are devised to re-introduce wizards and muggles! The trio try to rein in fan fiction! They write their own guides: Continuity; Cliches; Powers.

A parody of Father of the Bride. At Faith Weasley's graduation, her parents (Ron and Hermione) are shocked to find out that she is engaged! Especially OverprotectiveDad!Ron....

Luna Lovegood is captured by Lucius Malfoy, who has nefarious intentions. He soon learns, however, that some kinds of torture are just too much.

A new girl moves in down the street from Harry in the summer of his sixth year. Will they get along, or will she hate him like most people of the Muggleworld do?

(I love puns!) Fluffy bit of humor that is only slightly Cho-bashing, and only a bit Marietta-bashing. Though it does cast a quite positive light on the Giant Squid. Songfic of The Hooters “And We Danced”. If you take this seriously, you have missed the point. Humor. Cho/ Giant Squid! Viva La Revolution!

A few crucial evenings in the recent life of (Nymphadora) Tonks--in which Tonks embarrasses herself, Remus is polite, and Sirius is drunk...and that's just the first night. Or at least, that's how she tells it. Just another RL/NT romantic comedy.

Edmonds. Morris. Two FictionAlley authors, one incredibly crazy story. What happens when you take Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and mix it with two psychotic Harry Potter fans? You get Twisted! A 10 scene movie script that would eventually be put on film and turned in as an Honors English project now comes to you in two chapters--scenes 1-5 and 6-10.

True love, true hate, true pranks and true Marauders. Just another year- but this is 5th year and the boys (and sometimes the girls) need to grow up a little. Are 'love' and 'hate' just words, or can they be something else?