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So you want to go to Hogwarts? You've heard all the glorious stuff about magic, the wizarding world, fantastic beasts, wondrous sports and adventure? ``Well, let me tell you how it is – introduce you to the things that don't make it into the brochure, the report they should send with the famous Hogwarts Letter, but sure as hell won't. Heck, if I were deputy headmistress McGonagall, I wouldn't either!

It's a conspiracy! A SS/HG tale starring Mad-Eye Moody.

Lupin and Snape have their differences. But when Lupin's life is put in danger, it turns out that Snape cares enough to take action. How much trouble will they get into in order to protect each other? And what, exactly, is driving them to want to make their lives fit together? When plan after farfetched plan fails, Lupin and Snape will have to take a big step and acknowledge that spending their lives together is far more important than being practical. Written for the Master and the Wolf Fuh-Q-Fest challenge #35: Remus was about to be put down by the new regulation from the Ministry. What did Severus do?

"You should write a book," Ron told Hermione as he cut up his potatoes, "translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them." ...``What Ron didn't expect was for Hermione to actually write it. A missing moment from OotP.

Hermione accidentally sprays Ron in the face with an orange potion, which has unexpected consequences. They find themselves electrically linked together, in an evening of discovery. Will Ron lose his eyesight? Will he remember their shared experience? Hermione creates a special keepsake to help him remember their time together.

Professor Snape is a very disagreeable man, not to mention stubborn. So naturally everyone is surprised when he is chosen to be Hogwarts new Sex Ed teacher.

Harry must face mens' 'unaccountable bias in favour of beauty'.

This is an Alternate Universe fic set in Harry's fifth year. Harry encounters an interesting new Hogwarts student, an unlikely friendship, and a bit of a mystery concerning Voldemort's heir.

Born of a challenge by the Sphinx, this is my version of Quidditch in Bed, the innuendo-fest that is a Gryffindor's guide to putting the *ahem* Quaffle through the hoop. The first chapter gives a list of the titles of subsequent chapters. There were certain required elements, which are also duly noted.

Seventh year is going to be quite busy for our favorite couple and their friends. They must balance NEWT classes, 2nd level Auror classes, relationships, jealous friends, dangerous classmates, as well as keep their cool in the face of the worst wizard in a century. (Sequel to Deer to Me)

A mildly fluffy romantic comedy set in Post-Hog London about what happens when Ginny ever-so-politely asks Harry to deflower her.

The hilarious tale of desires. James wants Lily. Sirius wants Remus. The objects of their affection want not to have PMS.

Ron and Ginny both think they've got the raw end of the deal in life. What happens when a mysterious force causes them to switch bodies? Includes FashonClueless!Ron and AngryAtFashionCluelessRon!Ginny. Should be fun!

H/G fluff with a side order of R/Hr. Set during the summer after GoF. Dreams, letters, and hormones abound.

In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion. Nobody is happy about it... not even Draco Malfoy. (Written before HBP. Sixth year. H/D slashy overtones.)

The Slytherins and the Marauders have to face the consequences ``of their actions. A sequel to "Stuck" and "Stuck in the Muddle" (and the inspiration ``for "If Ewe Are Prepared.")

One unforeseen incident brings Draco and Ginny into each other’s lives. They meet, they bicker, they hex and they try to uncross their paths but more incidents abound. Misunderstandings, duels, pranks, detentions. And therapy sessions with Professor Trelawney. Will they eventually learn to manage their anger and stop making each other’s life miserable? Or will they discover something more? Features sixthyear!Draco, feisty!Ginny, curious!Hermione and curious!Blaise. And a whole lot more about growing up, change, and discovering the true self.

Another year at Hogwarts and new love is popping up in unlikely places. Can love survive the odds?

Romilda Vane doesn't ask Ginny about whether Harry has a tattoo on his chest for no reason. A lesson in how rumours get started. (Another missing scene from HBP; sequel to "Mad About the Boy." Decidedly H/G with a little R/Hr.)

Dobby sings!

It's their 7th year at Hogwarts. Hermione and Ron finally became a couple but Professor McGonagall did something that changed it all… Draco met his first love… and Harry is conscious about his grades

Snape and James Potter brothers? James a twin? Harry and Draco ``related?

It had all the ingredients of a great evening: chocolate biscuits, a practical joke (perfectly executed, despite one slight problem with the concept), sneaking around the castle at night, narrow escapes from various predatory creatures, and a little-known secret passage to explore. Except Remus was thirty-four and he ought to know better, and he had a snarky Potions Master along for company. (Semi-sequel to "My Teenage Fan Club," but makes sense on its own.)

Harry was sent to Azkaban and was later found to be innocent. With the help of Ron, he will find out who his true friends are. Will he forgive those who betrayed him? Will he be able to let the world know what kind of man Dumbledore really is? Who are the Watchers and what do they have to do with Dumbledore? Evil Dumbledore, Slytherin Ron and Harry. Hermione bashing.

A sequel to

Contrary to popular belief Harry and Draco’s first encounter was not in Madame Malkins Robe Shop but in a park at the age of five. Oneshot.

Harry returns for his seventh year at Hogwarts only to find he's forgotten something rather important over the summer. Harry/Draco slash, mpreg.

An April Fool's Day prank on Severus Snape goes horribly, horribly wrong with amusing results (but Snape is not amused!) Snape suspects a certain moon-temperamental DADA teacher...but is he really the one to blame?

Ginny, who is plagued by nightmares that are slowly driving her insane, decides to take her future into her own hands, but that means revisiting the past.

It's 7th year and Draco has gotten Harry in trouble ((again)) landing them both in detention. Comedy of Errors meets Dramatic Romance. Beautifully SLASHy. Pre HBP. Please R & R.

Draco and Ginny are the parents of two young sons. See who wins the age old battle for control of the Malfoy household. Who knew kids could be so crafty? Certainly not the hapless parents! The Cabbage Capers fills in gap between the And Baby Makes Three and Fifteen Years timelines.

Harry's having the best summer of his life with a little help from his friend. Laughs, thrills, spills and an already legendary bikini.

This is nothing but a series of ficlets that all have to do with beds in one way or another. It's nothing but pure fluff, and nothing but pure fun.

It’s Harry’s eighteenth birthday party, and he and Draco make drunken conversation which may lead to something more. Involves secret identities, autographs, kissing, tickling, and a bit of “Who’s your daddy?” Slash.

I am James Potter and I am perfect. Or so I thought. I was grandly disillusioned by Lily Evans in fifth year. She is the most amazing girl imaginable, but she doesn't know that. She doesn't even know I like her, which is odd considering I ask her out about every other week. I always get a negative answer. This is my story and this is how I won over Lily Evans. It wasn't as easy as it sounds.

Everyone's fed up with Ron and Hermione's "secret" attraction to each other. What happens when a small plan to get them together turns into a massive project involving a good portion of the student body? A humorous read for anyone who finds the Ron/Hermione romance in the books mind bogglingly frustrating.

What would happen if student wizards snuck away for a weekend of freedom with a hope of nookie? The sort of thing any kid wishes to do, with the added complications of misused magic . . .

Harry is hurting after Sirius's death. One day, while he and Remus are cleaning out Sirius's room, they discover a story of sorts that the Marauders wrote during their fifth year at Hogwarts, about, what else? The many gruesome deaths of Severus Snape! These stories help Harry get through his troubles about Sirius and help him get through his depression.

When Harry finds out that a foreign exchange student is attending Hogwarts he is in for an interesting sixth year. Hermione is excited at first, but then she learns to hate their visitor when she discovers she may be outshone in books, smarts, and looks. But is this newcomer who she says she is? Or does ``she have a secret that only time will tell? Filled with snobs, animals and song. A story that you should enjoy to the last drop.

It's a boring day at James' house. That is, of course, until Remus finds a book titled Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

It's MWPP/L's first year at Hogwarts, but not everything is quite perfect. Lily's having troubles with her sister, Remus with his guardian, Peter can't get on the good side of the DADA teacher, and Sirius and James are being... Sirius and James! But it's clear it's not just another year at Hogwarts when the Sorting Hat makes a strange prophecy...

Ron gets a Love Letter from a Secret Admirer!! Can you guess who it is? Ron attempts to figure it out, but can you guess who it is?

Woobies of Destiny: Harry/Neville FQF, wave 2 #110. Harry doesn't know about wizard pregnancy possibilities and laws until it's much too late. Neville helps him.

It has been a bad summer. Now it is going to be /badder/. He'll have to confront his worst fears. He'll come eye to eye with the creatures that have been haunting him for thirty years... be afraid. Be very much afraid. It's time to meet - The Pack! SS/RL harmless slash.

Her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard And they're like Its better than yours And she's like I'm not just some score Ginny is practically swimming in young men, but there's a problem...BOYS ARE NEEDY!!!

To everything there is a natural balance. To evil there is good; to a right there is a bad. To the sun we have the moon, and to the morning there is the night. To Voldemort we have Dumbledore, and to Draco Malfoy there will be always a Harry Potter. To the Chamber of Secrets we also have a balance. A balance four minor characters will find. A story of mystery, love, and hope involving Oliver, Marcus, Penelope, and Percy -- the heroes before Harry Potter came to Hogwarts.

Middle Earth has a problem: Gandalf the Grey is AWOL in Time and Space after destroying the Balrog of Khazad-dum. But who will take his place in the Quest to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron? Not who you think... HP/LOTR Crossover. Wildly AU! UK English.

I analyzed myself again today. It’s a process I have become quite accustomed to. It seems as though every week I come up with another idea, or several as it may be, explaining everything about myself. This week’s topic: love, what else? It seems as though Spring Fever has hit students of Hogwarts all around, except, of course, me.

A parody of the famous "How the Grinch Stole Christmas," by Dr. Seuss.

A Life More Ordinary Chapter 1: Ginny Weasley has always wanted to be more normal. She wants to have a boyfriend and stay out of trouble. She has also given up on Harry Potter. Why is he suddenly bothering her so much?

Harry and Draco are stuck under a mistletoe...*literally.* Thanks ``to the twins' mastermind... erm minds... whatever, jokes. Yup it is obviously ``*slash*! ~_^ The original snog boxes found within! Yay!

If a werewolf is human, can he be considered a beast? Does a vampire's desire for blood make her inherently evil? Are hags, hungering for children, cruel? Are these people even human? After all, what is human? Can humanity be granted, taken away, determined, or regulated by the government? Is it subject to the Ministry of Magic's interpretation? A campaign demanding equal rights for all humans makes a stand to change all of this... but some of their supporters' intentions are less pure...

Harry's sixth year is full of everything from Gilderoy Lockhart and his Dueling Club to the shifting loyalties of Blaise Zabini. From pranks to detention, and even a women willing to love a werewolf.

Sirius, James, and Peter seem to think that since I read so much, I should write as well. Something like keeping a journal. So they gave me this. This “nifty, big, red, beautiful book”, according to James. Peter says to make it my life’s work, adding to it as my life progresses. They’re all idiots, but maybe I’m even worse, since I’m here writing in the blasted thing. (This fan fiction is an AU)

Dumbledore gives a end of tem project, all sicth and seventh years are paired off and pretend to be " muggle and married". Ron and Hermione are, of course, paired up. Ron doesn't know how to take the news. Hermione isn't really sure either for that matter.... Harry just thinks it's funny until it forces him to confront his feelings for Ginny. R/Hr, H/G in later chapters.

After an extensive visit to Hogsmeade's new pub, Draco is, well, astonishingly comfortable with waking up next to Pansy. It is Pansy's dark hair which is tickling his nose, isn't it? Isn't it??

Ron has become VERY openly gay and is in love with Harry. Draco & Ginny are dating, Ron is completely flaming, and a surprise visit from Voldemort!!!

Harry seems to have a problem with keeping his hands to himself ... (quirky and cute)

Newlyweds Harry and Hermione are returning from their honeymoon -- a gift from Hermione's muggle parents, complete wtih air transport. On the flight back, one of the most frightening things possible in the sky happens -- a hijacking. But, who is behind the hijacking, and why? Unlikely allies arise to help Harry and Hermione sort this mystery out.

Harry gets the paper and Ron gets confused. Takes place at the Weasleys’ after Draco Malfoy has let a few (dubious!) things slip to the press.

A humourous yet mysterious fic going into the mind of someone (or something) that does not like Harry Potter. Some very sarcastic points, and some repetition. The riddle: Whose point of view is this told from?

Severus drags Harry to a Wizarding auction. "Collecting Cursed Artefacts is a registered form of madness in the Compendium of Wizarding Mental Disorders and Other Things That Make You Twitch," Severus said, "like most compulsions to collect. But it's very a popular one and I plan to beat everyone else to it." Part of the Primer to the Dark Arts universe.

On the eve of his seventeenth birthday Draco's mother tells him of her shrouded past and his real father. Now, desperate to find his mate before it's too late, Draco must look in the most unlikely of places. (Veela!Draco, slash)

A silly ficlet that tries to answer that age-old question: why is Draco so horrible to Harry, when it is blatantly obvious that he lurves him?

Lily, James, Sirius and Remus, chatting about what they will name their kids if they ever have some - a somewhat mindless piece of fluffy dialogue, in which Lily is defenitely not lucky to have such boys for friends.

Well, the Yule Ball\'s back again. What do you think will happen when a fight breaks out between Gryffindors about who has it easier around ball time? The boys? Or the girls?

Harry\\\'s sure Hermione\\\'s been deliberately avoiding the Trio\\\'s usual Friday night drinks at The Burning Broomstick. But why? They finally convince her to join them one night and Hermione ends up having way too many drinks in an effort to drown her sorrows. Will she remember what she said and what happened? Will she want to? Oh, what a night!``This has got a little bit of everything. Romance. Fluff. Smut. With a tiny smidge of angst. Also a mention of R/L in the beginning.

A new 'political' movement in Hogwarts singles out Harry as a Mudblood-lover. ``Fred and George test out their new gag gift, while Harry continues to brood over the events ``of GoF.

A challenge fic from MsVirginiaAnneMalfoy. The Gryffindors decide to throw a New Years Eve party. Lots of stupidity, drunkeness, and some crossdressing.

What happed when Arthur Weasley returned to the Ministry of Magic after Harry's disciplinary hearing? Includes a pair of impatient gloves and an unimportant toaster.

Cheer up Harry. So Voldemort wants to kill you, so what? He always wants to kill you. It's a fact. Why not relax and listen to some quality Monty Python songs?

Harry can do a lot of things, but can he get a job? ``People will speculate over the dinner table, and thus I imagined this little problem.... The Job Interview!

After a night's drinking, Tonks ends up in Remus' bed, with no idea how she got there. He takes the opportunity to prove that his inner Marauder is not so much dead and buried, as waiting for an opportunity to pounce.

It was a dark and stormy night. Harry Potter was dared to ask someone something very private, with very unexpected results.

Hermione Granger and Severus Snape have been partners for years. When Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter decide that their friends are Made For Each Other, nothing good can come of it. Or can it? An unplanned trilogy certainly has. WARNING -- As fluffy as a one-eyed baby turkey.

Harry is preparing for the start of term at Hogwarts when he receives an unexpected owl with an unusual request from Draco Malfoy. What will his Aunt Petunia say? More important, what will the Weasleys think? Harry must set aside his own feelings and desires for EVERYBODY as he tries to make it through his 5th year in one piece.

Ginny Weasley had an archenemy; and damned if she wasn't tickled pink about it.

Oliver and Harry find out that there is more to life than Quidditch. Lavender and Parvati find out that there is more to life than makeup and clothes.

It takes Ginny three weeks to speak to Harry again after the Battle of Hogwarts.

When Lily was at Hogwarts, she was a ugly, braces-wearing, loner, loser, geek, nerd, bookworm, and so on. The Marauders were the most popular boys Hogwarts has ever seen. After graduating from Hogwarts, Lily changes and has a whole new personality and look. Lily gains a best friend for the first time in her life and meets up with the Marauders. Not your average L/J story, Review?

And to top it all, he had found himself a girl. And not just any girl. A girl worthy of touching a Malfoy, quite a difficult requirement to meet.

When Draco Malfoy fell asleep one night, he never dreamed that he wouldn’t wake up the next morning. He certainly didn’t expect to end up as Ginny Weasley‘s guardian angel either, but sometimes in order to see clearly all you need is a different perspective. D/G

When Lily Evans find a special present from Petunia in her suitcase, Sirius uses the 'gift' to torment James.

Welcome to Muggle Camp! This is a camp where young witches and wizards can learn to survive if magic is not available to them. The sixth-years have a mandatory Muggle camp they must attend, but Voldemort is back and romance is in the air. R/Hr, an OWL Ball and a mean army seargant!

It was the most diabolical plot of their time.... Now, if only they could pull it off. *Complete*

Unfortunately for the Marauders, the Halloween ball is gaining ground on them. While James is quite busy having girlfriend troubles, Remus prepares for a date with a full moon, and Peter deals with his demons and confronts his mango-flavoured body wash. And then there’s Sirius, who is quite busy himself with open jars of peanut butter, spiking punch, and overcoming strange feelings for a certain girl (cringe). How will the Marauders ever survive this chaotic ordeal? Will they all be driven absolutely stark raving mad in the process? Read, Review, and Find Out!

A Master and the Wolf FQF response. After Sirius is gone, a strange wolf starts to keep Remus company on the full moon nights. After one especially satisfying night of companionship, Remus and Severus have a couple of problems to deal with... More exactly, five little cubs. Five very lively cubs. SLASH RL/SS.

Draco has trouble getting out of bed. For Alex, on his birthday--A tribute to H/D, fluff, and Brighton.

After finishing his seventh year at Hogwarts, Harry finds himself in France, brooding as most teenage boys do, trying so very hard not to be noticed, when Fleur spots him. She stops him right in his tracks (literally) and they end up having "coffee" – as Fleur so delicately puts it.

A broken hearted Ginny runs away for a moment of alone time. Too bad she can't get it, not when she chooses Draco's tree to sit under. D/G fluffiness.

Everyone and your best friend is in love with Ron Weasley. Despite your amazing match-making skills, Draco Malfoy and Ginny stubbornly remain in serious denial about their obvious chemistry. Not only is your sister annoyingly smart, but she’s miraculously managed to acquire a real boyfriend. But it’s all okay because you’re making the most of being a single and free (and terribly sexy) witch for the first time since third year. So why do people keep refusing to believe that you’re NOT going out with Harry Potter…? The sequel to Parvati Prevails.

Hermione has finished Hogwarts and is back and living with her parents while waiting frantically for her NEWT results. In a desperate attempt to calm her nerves, she calls her friends (and some people not so friendly), and their answering machines pick up, revealing some startling information.

Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. A Slytherin and a Gryffindor. Who would have thought that this could happen when the results of a psychological love test are assumed to have gone horribly wrong...

Romilda Vane and the girls from the Hogwarts Charms Club rally together to try to catch the eye of Harry Potter and promote him for Witch Weekly's most prestigious award.

AU. Fifteen-year-old Nymphadora Tonks is horrified when her second cousin, Sirius, comes to stay. And as if things couldn't possibly get any worse, he gets a friend to join him! Tonks is no one for romance and soppiness, but will she go against her principles and fall for the shy, self-effacing werewolf that is Remus Lupin? Will he return her love? Will two months be enough time to form a relationship, and what will Sirius do when he finds out?

Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy accidentally revive a Dark Wizard, and only they can defeat him again. Uncertainty and chaos ensues.

Draco, Harry, Ron and Hermione are kidnapped by two crazed authors. Lucius is all hysterical and Snape is and always will be a slime git. :) If you like violence and humor mixed together then this is the fic for you.

A humorous (hopefully) fic which follows the Marauders through fifth year and onwards. How will James ever get Lily to go out with him? Warning - Soapy frying pans ahead!

A hilarious spoof from the first Harry Potter book. Harry is retarded, Ron likes dancing, and Hermione... well she's Hermione. The prequel to Harry Potter and the Half-Witted Prince.

You know this is a fan fic, I know this is a fan fic, everybody (and I do mean everybody) knows it's a fan fic. Now that we've got that out of the way- It's Harry Potter's fifth year and I have taken it upon myself to bring a little culture into the Wizarding world. What kind of culture? Well... you’ll find out. You’d think, since this is a fan fic, that I’d have no trouble in bringing the Rocky Horror Picture Show to the stage of Hogwarts.... I put a great deal of emphasis on the word think.