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Greyshirt by max_theWanderer
12/16/2004Ever wonder why the Auror's capture rate of dark wizards is quite high recently? The secret's out with Hermione Granger explaining to fellow readers of the secret behind their success! Set Post-Hogwarts in a newspaper article style.
Hogwarts Express by Weatherwax
07/12/2015An Alternative Universe version of how Harry's first trip to Hogwarts could have gone, with some very Muggle-esque influences.
Yep, It's Magic by bethany_fan
09/05/2006Hermione is in a bad mood. She's about to be torn apart from her friends. They're going to seperate schools. But Hermione doesn't even know about Hogwarts yet. So go on. Tell her. She won't believe you. Not yet.
Spider-Bat 2 by Spider-Bat
03/08/2005Life is tough for Harry and Spider-Bat. They have two jobs: delivering pizzas and working for a newspaper. Fun fun fun.
Ask Snickers by Someone and Something
11/28/2005Ask Snickers: The Ravenclaw House advice column run by none other than Bella Primro and her best friend Sirrah Mallagen, along with the rest of their gang, the Racketeers, who are trying to rival their Gryffindor counterparts, the Marauders. As they ask each other stupid questions and make enemies, they come across a few surprises.
Professor Binns' narrative now tells the real story of Julius Caesar's invasion of Britain and his assassination.
Till Avada Kedavra Do Us Part by Professor Cassandra
10/24/2008All was quiet in the waiting room of the esteemed marriage counselor, Dr. I. D. Vorce, save for the ticking clock on the wall and the numerous couples screaming their lungs out at each other. In this story, said marriage counselor will receive a visit from the unhappiest couple in the wizarding world: the Lestranges. Much like my other stories, this is extremely OOC for the sake of comedy. I hope you enjoy it!
Severus Snape encounters a new student and decides to cellebrate Halloween. In his own inimitable fashion. A translation of the first story of the 'Slytherinade' cycle by Toroj. The original stories in Polish and some more English translations can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/584806/
Lee and The Nifflers by WotcherTonks
09/09/2008Lee Jordan is down in the dumps after his best friends fly the coop. What will he do without Fred and George? And how can he undermine Umbridge? Suddenly, inspiration strikes.
When the Room of Requirement provides an enchanted library for Ginny to relax in, her dreams take on a strangely literary bent... (Written for the SIYE Peter Pan challenge.)
Hermione, You Smoke?!!! by SoOriginal
08/07/2010Hermione Granger is many things - Muggleborn witch, class topper, good girl, trainee healer, and for reasons that no one seems to understand, a smoker.
White Lilies by Lilyan_Wrote_to_Me
04/29/2008I never really understood why people wrote in dairies. I still don't and I write in one. I named mine White Lilies. I can't explain now though, I think Petunia's about to blow. Five, Four, Three, Two .... "What do you mean Lily has a friend from school coming over! I don't want any more Freaks in this house then we already do! Make them leave!" My sister, everyone. Boy, this is going to be one long day.
Brokenhearted by Astoria Weasely
10/02/2005Draco Malfoy has befriended, fallen in love with and married Ginny Weasley, but is she really the person that he thought she was?
Tigerland by max_theWanderer
09/09/2004A place called Tigerland has been found. This is an account of the travels of Ron Weasley to this land. You think Tigerland is just another place like England? No! This is one place you don't want to go after your first round.
Redemption by Rita A. Black
05/05/2009Ronald Weasley went through a rather bleak period after Fred's death. He thought that running away was his only option. This story is about where he went and what he did. After almost three years away from his family, he makes decisions that will change his life forever.
*There really are advantages,* thought Moon as he lazily picked a table to sit at. *They’re few and far apart, really, but there are advantages.* What happens when a student gets overlooked? Well, not a lot, to be honest....
Mimsey by FiveFootNothing
07/18/2005Neville's in a relationship, but it's probably not what you think. Undeniable proof that plants are people, too.
The Crookshanks Redemption by Sir_J_Wallis_E
04/18/2007The Prisoner of Azkaban from Crookshanks' point of view.
Mr. Mom by Winnie Poohie
03/25/2010There are only a few things that Draco Malfoy absolutely cannot handle: warm salad forks, house-elf liberation unions, and little children. Apparently Hermione did not read the brochure.
A Buffalo, a Refrigerator, and a Leeds City Bus by SwissMiss
10/21/2010It's during the siege of Hogwarts, and Anthony Goldstein is running for his life... and on top of everything else, he has a cold. Full title: How a Buffalo, a Refrigerator, and a Leeds City Bus Saved Anthony Goldstein's Butt. One-shot.
The Initiation by SwissMiss
09/05/2010Draco prepares Crabbe for his Death Eater initiation. Gen, crack.
The Fantastic Four by Hermione_Ginny
01/05/2007Once upon a time, there were three super heroes (technically, two heroes and a heroine) whose names were The Boy Who Lived, BrainGirl, and Dumboy but whose real identities were unknown. So they decided to fight evil (or something like that)!!!
Art Thou Jealous by Carmen Black
09/05/2011It’s 1977, and Hogwarts is putting on Hamlet. Cue rehearsals, romance, pranks, and maybe (with some luck) a successful production. (Version with images and fan art is being uploaded simultaneously on carmenblackfic.tumblr.com.)
Thursday Next and the Mary Sue by Easleyweasley
10/22/2009Jasper Fforde's literary detective is called back to Hogwarts to deal with an unusual problem ...
So You're a Masochist by zooeypotter
09/07/2009Ron Weasley's Unabridged Guide to Being a Sidekick. In a fit of utter boredom, Ron pens, sorry, quills an extensive handbook for future partners-in-justice... "I've got more tips and tricks of the trade than Malfoy has got hair products." WIP
Reasons to Celebrate by tetleybag
08/29/2009Early Summer 1953. Amelia Bones has reason to celebrate, but all her friends are busy -- except perhaps that intriguing acquaintance from the last Harpies game. Bones/Grubbly-Plank femslash.
Unexpected by Captain James
02/06/2006No date can go smoothly when you have Filch trying to be sweet and Madam Pince suffering from allergies.
Plane Embarrassing by tetleybag
08/28/2009An overcaffeinated and underslept fanfic writer has a high-level encounter after publishing her first piece. And writes firstpersonpresenttense.
Unattainable by Flipenda
08/03/2006The Marauders and their female counterparts each host games that result in a change of events in the Lily/James pursual. Laughs, chaos, and embarassment are sure to follow! Please Read and Review!
Just Nott Weasley Enough by Heart of Spells
05/22/2011Fred has a rather interesting night out. Written for the HP Pick-Up Lines Challenge at the HPFC forum.
H.J. Potter by JJindiana
02/22/2010As far as Kingsley Shacklebolt's concerned, Harry Potter is the only fool brazen enough to so blatantly toe the line that violates the Statute of Secrecy.
Limbo at a San Diego Denny's by crayonbearer
05/21/2006Who would've guessed that purgatory in J.K. Rowling's world would be a Denny's in Santee, part of San Diego's east county?
In the End by Heart of Spells
04/23/2011Sirius finds himself in a situation he doesn't quite know how to handle. Written for the 'Thank God You're Here' Challenge at the HPFC forum.
After Breakfast by Northumbrian
03/06/2010The wedding breakfast is over. Best Man Harry Potter gets nervously to his feet and looks at the assembled Weasleys and Grangers, and their friends and relatives. Now, it is time for the speeches.
Sunday Bloody Sunday by jaderook
01/28/2011Severus loves his Sundays. However, this one doesn't go quite to plan. Will Severus be able to survive the most common cliches thrown his way?
The Various Usages of Tremulous Truffulas by Juliet119a
09/13/2010Neville is having dinner with his old friends. Everything will go according to plan...but whose plan is it?
Mastering the Art of Charms by jaderook
01/28/2011Hermione has a Charms project, Blaise gets involved, Ron is being himself, and Snape catches them all. A sixth year missing moment. Possibly.
Pure and Explosive by lyon5678
02/05/2011It is the 1st of Septemeber, 2016 - eighteen years after the end of the Second Wizarding War - and George Weasley is utterly displeased with the lack of chaos at Platform Nine and Three Quarters.
Is Draco Malfoy a Git? by Northumbrian
12/01/2013This important question needs to be answered. Reputations are at stake.
Switchcraft by tetleybag
08/25/2009Monday morning at Hogwarts. A disagreement on a professional matter, a flaring of the tempers, two incompatible spells. As the cloud evaporates, Professors McGonagall and Umbridge find themselves unharmed. Alas, not in their own bodies.
Motivations for Sex by Islander2
06/06/2015Voldemort has started a diversity campaign to pull the wool over the eyes of Wizarding public. Draco does his part by starting a Gay Straight Alliance at Hogwarts. So Harry decides to seduce Draco to discover the secret plans of the Dark Side. This should all go as planned, unless Harry gets too romantic and catches feelings for Draco… H/D
Leather Motorcycle Trousers by SwissMiss
09/07/2010Peter wants to be one of the Marauders. One-shot, gen.
Never Stop Laughing by Heart of Spells
04/28/2011“When I look at you, or hear your voice or name, or even think about you, everything spins and it’s like my whole world has been turned upside down." Written for The "Inspiration of a Title" Challenge at the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter and the Hangover by ClauClauClaudius
09/08/2010Near the end of his sixth year, Harry has had enough. He is sick of his messy love life, Voldemort's evil plots against him, and the pressure on him to be the hero. So, it's time for a long overdue vacation: Las Vegas.
Snow Excuse by Torak
11/30/2013A freak confluence of events traps - traps, I tells ya! - Harry and Ginny together at - conveniently - Ginny's romantic little cottage in the Highlands. Coincidence, or something far more sinister? (Written for the SIYE Cold Outside challenge.)
A Toilet and a Pumpkin Pastry by JerryTilda
06/23/2009This is the story of how a Hogwarts toilet and one particularly soggy pumpkin pastry changed the world.
Unseeing Eyes by silentreader-ds
01/14/2009Post-war: Draco is blinded by some fellow Death Eaters and flees to the safest place in the wizarding world: Hogwarts. He doesn't know that Harry Potter is there as well. As a teacher.
Sev and Sirius' Excellent Adventure by SwissMiss
06/09/2011Severus and Sirius are assigned a joint detention in the Forbidden Forest with Hagrid. Only it turns out they're not in Kansas any more. One-shot, gen.
Sister, Sister by KariMalfoy
08/08/2010Hermione was always renowned for her amazing knowledge, her impeccable record, and her outstanding grades. So when her younger sister comes to Hogwarts, the complete opposite of Hermione's perfect student, can Neville find out what made Veronica that way, and why Hermione never mentioned a younger sister, not even to Ron or Harry?
Hogwarts DIY by Torak
11/30/2013When Kingsley Shacklebolt launches a plan to rebuild Hogwarts, he must negotiate a maze of obstacles, not least of which is his Permanent Secretary, Sir Algernon Chumbleforth-Smythe. But then he has an idea to bypass the bureaucratic cauldron-measurers... (Written for the SIYE Reconstruction challenge.)
As Mad as Ajax by Torak
11/11/2013As Valentine's Day approaches, love is in the air at Hogwarts - but it might be getting a bit whiffy. (Written for the SIYE Angst Valentine challenge. Didn't get very angsty.)
Hail to the Chief by Mr. C
05/26/2011The year is 2007. After months of early campaigning, the United States is about to kick off the primary season for the 2008 presidential election. With the Iowa caucuses less than three weeks away, two late-entry candidates are about to turn the election on its head: Lord Voldemort and Albus Dumbledore. In this alternative history, the most intense elections in American history gets even wilder, as the evil Lord Voldemort attempts to extend his reign of terror to U.S. The country's only hope lies with a handful of top government officials, some of whom share the greatest secret ever kept from the media and the public. Featuring dozens of famous political and media figures, this story will have you laughing, crying, and lamenting for 2008!
I Need A Vacation by Torak
11/11/2013Lumbered with kids that will be their own in a mere ten or twenty years, Harry and Ginny face the hardest babysitting gig ever... (Written for the SIYE Twin Travel challenge.)
A George Christmas Carol by Ely-Baby
12/25/2013On the first Christmas after his brother's death, George is all Scrooged up. Luckily, Fred isn't having any of that.
Murder On The Hogwarts Express by Torak
11/11/2013When a corpse is found on the Hogwarts Express, it's up to Harry to solve the murder... (Challengefic for the SIYE Hogwarts Express challenge.)
Harry's Got a Brand New Hag by Torak
11/11/2013Harry and Ginny set off to find Potter Manor. It's not a long walk, but they still manage to get snowed in... (Written for the SIYE Cold Outside challenge.)
Seriously Sirius by The Book Caterpillar and lilypotter93
09/28/2007Meet Sirius - an out-going, seventh year marauder. Meet Adelaide - the new, strong-willed French girl in class. Now what happens when they meet each other? Watch as Sirius puts himself in embarrassing situations for this girl. Find out what happens in this romantic comedy.
The Finalist by iforget45
08/25/2011Written during OotP right after Harry leaves for 12 Grimmauld Place, this is Vernon's side of the All-England Best-Kept Suburban Lawn Competition incident. Short fic with no pairings.
Malfoys Don't Wear Leather by Icicle
11/19/2011Draco loses a bet to Hermione, so she gets to pick out his ensemble for Potter's costume party. What happens when Draco shows up at Potter's party after Pansy gives him a bit of a makeover? A bit of Slytherin mayhem, of course. DM/HG, PP/BZ
The Secret Behind Hermione's Success by Gothalie
04/21/2006Haven't you found it odd that Hermione is the perfect student? How are her answers always right? Join us as we explore how our little Hermy has the whole magical world WIRED!
Prince Ronald wants to find a real princess to marry but is having no luck. One day, his parents issue him with an ultimatum - either find a real princess within two days or marry whiny, clingy Princess Lavender. Will Ron find his real princess before time runs out? Based on the fairytale "The Princess and the Pea" by Hans Christian Andersen.
Mortal Peril? by Currer
05/12/2006A short story in two parts - Harry attends Bill's wedding, loses Ginny again, then finds her again. But the next morning she has disappeared ...
MST-ing Alice by Lily Winterwood
08/09/2006The Fellowship, the Charlie Bone Quartet, and the Trio read Alice in Wonderland and fall down the rabbit hole.
Eudice by I Smell Rates
01/18/2012Every franchise is getting rebooted these days, even dumb Mary Sue parodies from seven years ago.
Tale of the Pumpkin Thief by Kerichi
10/18/2008No one stole from Scorpius Malfoy unless he allowed it.
journals & ice cream by Estora
03/29/2013An eight-story series detailing the intersecting lives of Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, and quite a lot of their respective offspring. A series of life, family, friendship, time travel, and a lot of ice cream. And quite a few evil plots that need to be stopped along the way.
Over a Three Day Period by Averil
07/24/2006If he loved Harry bloody Potter then the Boy Wonder could at least return the honor. Fair was fair and all that rot. Crack!Fic.
Aretha Spills by blueapple-lady
04/11/2009Enjoy Severus Snape as a father figure, when he discovers that his daughter is on good terms with Potter's son and that his wife had been involved some way or another in this story.
Something Orginally Special by Diana_Hu
07/19/2006Harry finds Sirius's disposable will. Neither him nor the unicorn-human beast know what it is. The paper is not disposable -- however the will was. It was a gag joke -- but it had the person's last thoughts written on it.
Hear the One About Gryffindor Tower? by Itsbeenvery
02/15/2006Odd owl behaviour leads to a brawl in the stalls, rumours about Gryffindor Tower are confirmed, and double entendres are thrown about freely. Hermione and Draco exchange words (to put it mildly), looks of confusion, and a good round of hate. True Love never looked so good or caused so much lost of hair and back pain.
Could Be Worse by lethalogica
07/12/2013alternate title: Why Harry Shut Off the Floo Access in His Bedroom Fireplace. A discussion of love consisting mostly of dialogue between James Sirius Potter and Scorpius Malfoy. Warning: Not as serious as it sounds. At all.
Fly Me to the Moon by BeatlesAndMarauders
05/13/2012Remus and Tonks are on an Order mission: they must have dinner in an Italian restaurant, with everything that includes! Where's the difficulty in that? Just a cliché retro date story which had to be written, with the kind contribution of Sirius Black.
Being Strong by harryandginny
07/18/2006A short glimpse back into Ginny Weasley's childhood at the Burrow.
Dumbledore Plays Bass by AmanitaMuscaria1
07/27/2008The Headmaster rediscovers an old love, and the boys have found a new love.
The Dance Debacle by Raucous Laughter
07/09/2012The Yule Ball from Hermione's perspective. The ball is pending and the person Hermione wants to go with seems clueless! Should she accept an invitation from someone unexpected? Canon compliant.
VH1 Goes Inside Famous Fanfiction Kisses by purelovecanlast
01/25/2006See Title!
Like Father, Like Son by obsidiancurrents
12/06/2015Scorpius wishes his dad would just get it through his head already: he’s in love with Albus Potter, and no rivalry between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter is going to stand in the way of that. In fact, the Potters will be arriving at the Manor for dinner any minute now.
Liquor, Cats, and of course, Tapioca Pudding by Thani Mag
01/13/2012A Harry-Draco showdown that starts serious and slowly digresses. An extravaganza involving hordes of cats, a bearded Draco, and of course, Tapioca pudding.