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Ron and Harry prepare for a mission and must battle terrible fashion sense. Slash, HP/RW.

The gang is "gonna party like it’s 1999". Drinking, snogging, and alcohol are some of the themes involved in this program. As Edwin McCain once so eloquently said, "I couldn’t ask for more.". Post-graduation.

It isn't easy to be brilliant, talented, sexy, and, oh yeah, in love with your sworn enemy. Between protective parents, love spells, mistaken identities, and the Death Eater's Handbook, only Draco could get through it all with his nails intact.

Sequel to "An Almost Fairy-Tale Ending." It's Harry and Hermione's wedding day. Can the wedding go off perfectly? Or are Harry and Hermione destined to have 'nearly perfect' on everything? A majorly fluffy H/Hr fic.

Harry knows what he has to do: tell Draco he's pregnant with their child.

Winky's baaaack! When Draco comes and farts in the Gryffindor common room, Harry, Dean,Ron,Seamus, and Neville are forced to stay in their dorm. Check out what ensues. Guest Appearances by: Hermione(comes back later), Voldemort (he stays), and Dumbledore (he stays too).

A loud wailing is heard in the corridor outside the seventh year's Potions class... A short story involving Professor Snape, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger.

It's Christmas Eve and Hermione is standing under the mistletoe...

Sometimes it just doesn't pay to get out of bed in the morning, and today everybody's favorite Potions Master is having one of those days!

Sirius and Remus overhear two girls talking about what a great kisser Sirius is. This leads to some experimentation and some startling revelations.

Everyone knows what's going on, except the ones involved. Will Ron see the quaffle on time? What does Hermione do to get her 'other side' to shut up? What are these snitches doing? Harry just can't make things easy on himself. Sigh. HP/HG. Eventually GW/DM

A collection of letters from Lily to Harry written in Godric's Hollow. In them Harry finds out who his parents really were.

What happens when Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Charlie, and his new love interest get transported 1,000 years into the past? What will Voldemort do when a Death Eater finally speaks her mind? Death? Schizophrenia? Murder?

After it was over, they agreed it would be best never to mention the ducks ever again.

Blackmail, intrigue, lust and yes, snogging. He thought he detested her, she knows she loathes him. Can Draco win Ginny over before she tries to completely humiliate him in front of the entire school? Pairings: Draco/Ginny, Colin/Blaise, and a bit of Ron/Hermione.

Marauder fic. Sirius likes Remus; James likes Lily. What will happen when Sirius proposes a challenge?

Last of the LGYL trilogy. Percy Weasley is usually a very calm, patient person. But Fred did something that summer to make him snap. What was it?

Remus gets a night-time visitor and some truths are told.

A humorous and somewhat twisted interpretaion of the contents inside the book known as Hogwarts: A History.

Sirius Black is in trouble. On a night of sheer inebriation, he kisses (or maybe does something more than that to) somebody. Problem: He can't remember who it was the next morning. Everyone in #12 Grimmauld Place is a culprit, everyone. But how will poor Mr. Black find out, if he's fighting for a seemingly lost kiss.

Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Molly and Arthur go to Disney World to celebrate Ron’s birthday and Arthur’s new job. See what chaos ensues when the Weasleys have to spend a week as Muggles, Harry gets his first taste of McDonald’s, and Ginny and Ron ride their first rollercoaster!

Hermione Granger and Luna Lovegood's attempts to recruit more members for the Society for the Promotion of Elfen Welfare are largely unsuccessful, until Luna takes up Malfoy on a rather absurd proposal. Hermione/Luna.

The long-awaited sequel to "Harry Exposed"! The game is on! Strip poker starts and Ron's nowhere to be found! But Ginny is....

Sequel to "The Step," but it can be read on its own.````Ron decides that he is going to ask Hermione to marry him...The only problem is that he isn't sure how.

A typical Saturday in the life of Harry Potter, Gryffindor sixth year. Almost. He's got potions essays to write, notes to look for, and your average homework blues. That is, until Harry makes Ginny an offer she can't refuse. H/G fluff.

A short, simple sequel to Caught In The Act. This time McGonagall eavesdrops and hears some things she really didn't want to hear.

After four years of quiet life in England, Dr. Weasley returns to America in this brand new tale. What begins as a normal day at the Ministry quickly turns into a tumultuous adventure as Ron and Hermione are both accidentally transported to New York City. There, they find themselves locked in an international conflict, and Ron is once again confronted by an old foe. Will justice be served, or will the entire magical community be jeopardized? Featuring special guest appearances by some of America's wackiest personalities.

Harry is in his 5th year but things get confusing when he starts hearing voices that really annoy him. And plus the title pretty much says it all. It's really funny, there's no plot.

This is a series of letters written between MWPP, Lily, and other friends.

'Harry just wanted to be normal in at least *one* thing, and really, he didn’t think it was too much to ask.' (HP/SS, slash)

By request, the follow-up to Transvestite Night. Now Ron is in the picture and hearts are getting pummeled, pulverized and otherwise harmed.

Sixteen year old Lily Evans is bored out of her mind when she writes a random letter to someone. Surprisingly, it ends up in James Potter's hands. They don't realize they're writing to each other and continue it while at Hogwarts. Meanwhile, Lily is being charmed by James, who can't stand to be around him, until she eventually sees him and falls in love with him. But, as she continues this relationship with this unknown person, she also falls for him as well. She will soon have to choose between the two. With pranks and tears and more!

Dumbledore is elected Minister! The Trio is tapped to run a department! Seven books are devised to re-introduce wizards and muggles! The trio try to rein in fan fiction! They write their own guides: Continuity; Cliches; Powers.

A new girl moves in down the street from Harry in the summer of his sixth year. Will they get along, or will she hate him like most people of the Muggleworld do?

Luna Lovegood is captured by Lucius Malfoy, who has nefarious intentions. He soon learns, however, that some kinds of torture are just too much.

A parody of Father of the Bride. At Faith Weasley's graduation, her parents (Ron and Hermione) are shocked to find out that she is engaged! Especially OverprotectiveDad!Ron....

(I love puns!) Fluffy bit of humor that is only slightly Cho-bashing, and only a bit Marietta-bashing. Though it does cast a quite positive light on the Giant Squid. Songfic of The Hooters “And We Danced”. If you take this seriously, you have missed the point. Humor. Cho/ Giant Squid! Viva La Revolution!

A few crucial evenings in the recent life of (Nymphadora) Tonks--in which Tonks embarrasses herself, Remus is polite, and Sirius is drunk...and that's just the first night. Or at least, that's how she tells it. Just another RL/NT romantic comedy.

Edmonds. Morris. Two FictionAlley authors, one incredibly crazy story. What happens when you take Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and mix it with two psychotic Harry Potter fans? You get Twisted! A 10 scene movie script that would eventually be put on film and turned in as an Honors English project now comes to you in two chapters--scenes 1-5 and 6-10.

Ron's agreed to read Hermione's favorite Muggle book - "The Princess Bride". But when he falls asleep and realizes that he's living the plot of S. Morgenstern's classic story with a few familiar faces, will the fairy tale be as enchanting as he originally thought? Features EnthralledInABook!Ron, ButtercupButNotATwit!Hermione, and Inigo!Harry.

True love, true hate, true pranks and true Marauders. Just another year- but this is 5th year and the boys (and sometimes the girls) need to grow up a little. Are 'love' and 'hate' just words, or can they be something else?

Draco is accused of not knowing what love is, so he decides to find out, using his own systematic method. Fluffy, slashy, and more than a bit ridiculous.

Peregrin Hooch-- also known as Hogwarts' Flying Instructor-- is depressed and blaming herself after a student's death. Albus Dumbledore sends an unlikely fellow teacher to comfort her... but even he can't predict what will happen when you add Hagrid's alcohol to the mix. Sex! Poker! Rain! Drinking! Snape and Hooch being idiots! What more can you ask?

Darlene’s group fell in love with the Marauders the first time they saw them. Lily’s group had also fallen hard. In a battle of wits, they arrange a competition…the freedom to ask out the Marauder of their choice if they win, with no loopholes and no opposition. It’s a girl-on-girl fight, and the boys are completely oblivious.

Ever wondered what happened during Lily and James' years at Hogwarts? Along with Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Petter Pettigrew, Severus Snape, and others, the Potters are making history--MWPP style. Love/hate

Remus and Severus are signed in for therapy to improve their platonic relationship and through the torturous experience grow closer. Eventual slash. Expect snark-fests, psychoanalysis and group-hugs aplenty!

Coffee Break..mmm what would you expect from the darling Death Eaters on their coffee break?``hmm...well not this!!``It's a load of nonsense written by an author on a sugar rush, she apologizes in advance to DE's as in the this fic they are nothing but "poofs"...

An old school fic featuring Lily and her gang.

Draco starts a diary in the hopes of writing down and achieving his life goals. But when he has life goals such as--``1. Kill Potter horribly and make it look like an accident.``2. Maim and Murder his sidekicks Little Miss Know-it-all and The Weasel King, just for fun, and the pleasure of seeing them squirm.``--who can guess how it will end.

This is Draco Malfoy's Diary. It's only part, but I've devised a system of stealing entries day by day. So if you want to know what Malfoy's REALLY thinking, then you should check this out. I'd better go, I think he's searching for it now, he just turned over a first-year...

Hermione says no one can bring the internet to Hogwarts. Draco disagrees. Includes Hogwarts on livejournal, cool screen names, silliness, and more.

When detention with Snape goes awry for Hermione, Ron takes drastic action. A parody of Lerner & Loewe's musical "My Fair Lady."

Harry is sent by Dumbledore to be watched by Dracula, King of the Vampires. What's wrong with this picture?

Professor Snape discovers a lack in his geographical knowledge.

This is an interview with the villain from the Harry Potter series that everyone loves to hate: Lord Voldemort. What would happen if a muggle television personality were to interview this famous fiend? Let's find out...

Harry has a plan. He made a mistake and now he's going to fix it. No matter what (or who) the sacrifice is. Slash! (Harry/young!Sirius)

What do you do when the girl you love, loves your brother instead? Even worse when he loves another who loves you. Everyone always tells you love was complicated but this is just hormones gone crazy.

The title explains itself.

So... you've stumbled across Snape's diary... do you dare read it? Open the pages and discover what really goes in inside the mysterious minds of everyone's favourite Potions Master.

Here's just another little funny fic I wrote. Basically, it involves the author (me!) kidnapping several HP characters and forcing them to act out the Matrix. Sound like fun? No worries, it has several ships, considering Harry's such a flirt. Involves Leatherwearing!Hermione, Hero!Harry, Bad Ass!Lucius, and several other favorites.

Ginny and Draco each got detention one night and Snape is called away from his office, leaving them alone for a bit. Why should he be concerned, Draco and Ginny notoriously hate each other?? Well, he's certainly right on this...no doubt both hate each other with a panache, but there's a very fine line between hate and lust!!!

Hogwarts is having a difficult time adjusting to the new Muggle English teacher Daniel Deschamps. Everyone that is, save Severus Snape.

A strange room takes the Marauders back into a past that they find themselves trapped in. Now, they're running for their lives. Includes a bunch laughs, Salazar Slytherin and also quite a few snakes.

James Potter starts his fifth year, not knowing that what he finds that year will change his life, and the lives of his friends. Certain events lead to certain discoveries, plenty of Animagi, pranking, hexing, dueling, strange necklaces, baffling girls, and ancient mirrors that are hidden for a purpose. Follow MWPP from fifth year to seventh year.

Seamus feels left out when Dean spends all his time with Ginny, Neville mourns the loss of a good friend, and someone is heading for Azkaban.

So this is a really unusual day for Draco Malfoy which drives him crazy. What happens? Read to find out!

Have you ever wondered what happened when Lockhart asked our dear Potions Professor to be his 'assistant'?

If you've seen the Breakfast Club, you have the general idea, but this is Hogwarts style! With some good D/G, H/LL, MB/AG, and of course boy!Blaise. Yes, there is an OC, but she's okay. Come and read, about Hogwarts teen angst. If you're lucky, you may even see dancing Slytherins!

Lavender had some wild ideas mainly one that she initiated at their work party. What's everyone to do when she suggests they pick the name out of a hat of the guy they're going to take home with them? Hermione is NOT happy, or is she? HrH

It looks like your Headmaster's GONE MAD when--1. He sends you and your classmates to a ranch in Western Australia. 2. He wants Slytherins and Gryffindors to get ALONG! 3. Everyone in your year is forced to live on a property in the muggle world, with NO MAGIC! 4. He dresses like a hippie and has a "PARTY" for the first years. 5. He calls catching your own food, killing it, ripping out its fur/feathers/scales/guts, looking after a farm WITH animals and having to sleep on the ground, put up with bugs, do no magic, work for your money, THE SIMPLE LIFE!

Ginny does a favor for her twin brothers that leads her on a wild ride with her not so favorite enemy, Draco Malfoy.

Fred and George pull a prank on Malfoy... but unfortunately it goes farther than they expected it to!

Hermione dumps Krum thinking she and Ron are ready to have a relationship, ``but something happens. Something always happens.

Harry and Ron venture onto the grounds at night, finding something (or someone) that leaves them both feeling throughly dumbstruck. Something familiar, but appears in a very different light for one of them... and for the other, old feelings of dislike just grow stronger. Harry has slashy thoughts and low self-esteem, Draco is a pest, and Ron is just... himself. One-sided slash.

OneShot, Poem. Harry and Draco decide to make their most dramatic statement in the Great Hall during breakfast. Snogging. Hosiery. Eyeliner. Poetry.

When Neville makes a mistake on one of his potions, only Snape is unaffected by the results. Can he keep everyone's pants on - literally - until the effects wear off?

How Tom Riddle turned evil, and what muffins, the devil, and squibs had to do with it.

Draco rescues a kitten from a tree.

Death Eater Draco searches for the perfect girl to fulfill the Dark Lord's request.

Even wondered what really was written in Tom's Diary before it was given to Ginny? The secrets of young Slytherin Heir and bizarre events from his life await you in this story...

What happens when Hogwarts puts on LotR as its school play? Read this to find out!

Ron cares for Rose while Hermione sleeps.

Hogwarts students have dealt with all sorts of Mary Sues - the ridiculous, the annoying, and even the violently evil. But now, they have one girl that no previous fic could prepare them for - the terminally insane. Leigh is - well, we'll say "unique." You have to be, to have a pet rock - excuse us, Rok. Who talks. And who told her that she is in fact Sailor LoOn, guardian of peace, justice, and the world's bananas.``But that last part is top secret. Please don't read it. Then she'll have to kill you. Or at least poke you viciously with her Loon stick.

Draco and Hermione practice the art of chillin' like villains. An insider’s look at domestic love, complete with lazy Malfoy, irritated Granger (is there any other type?), ‘so comfortable you could fart on me’ moments, and embarrassing childhood photos.

Another -- perhaps the most obvious -- of the end-of-year report series.

Fred & George are throwing a New Year's Eve party at the Burrow. The entire (original) Gryffindor team is invited, along with Hermione. When the clock strikes 12:00, ringing in the new year, everyone has someone to kiss. Who are Fred, George, Harry, and Ron's smooching partners? A one-shot with a couple different ships.

Time has passed, but Transfigurations exams are still a bane to ``Snape, Malfoy and the others, but they\\\'ve got a plan.... No sheep were harmed ``in the making of this story. Just chocolate chip cookies.

Aiko gets shipped off to England to live with her mother when things get rocky in Japan, resulting in her enrollment in Hogwarts. Befriended by the Trio on sight, they laugh it up on their way through the school year, and life in general. Love blossoms, water fights, and more!

Because of Hermione Rita had to look for a new job - and she found it! Agony Aunt at "Witch Weekly"...

Warning: Smutty fic! ``Only a year after graduating from Hogwarts and there’s trouble for the trio. Ron a married man? Uh-oh, has Harry accidentally joined the wizarding mob?! It looks like Hermione’s turned into a very bad girl... with Draco’s help, of course.

Harry/Draco Slash. Just a bit of Romantic/Fluffy Slash? A fun-filled Saturday afternoon for Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.

Blaise Zabini is in love with a Hufflepuff, Draco Malfoy is full of incoherent rage, and Pansy Parkinson still has to hold a fund-raiser for Voldemort. How incredibly unfair. Slash.

The year is 1971 and Severus Snape is starting his first year at Hogwarts, determined to be the most wonderfully brilliant and stoic student the school has ever had despite the best efforts of his bizarre aunt. Lily Evans is also starting her first year at Hogwarts, determined to do well and make her parents proud, despite the best efforts of her well-meaning but insanely mischevious House-mates. No matter what the future has in store for the class of 1978, these are the forever golden days (no matter what Severus may continually claim). These are the days of wands and roses.

We all saw You-Know-Who's body lying dead on the ground when we were seventeen, so that means he's been dead for three years, right? Wrong. That's the first problem. Second problem is that Terry doesn't have a girlfriend or a real job. Third is that Zacharias and I will be sharing a room for the next six months. Fourth is that ... you get the idea.

A D/Hr fic satire, prompted by the use of the same plot line over and *over* again. Not for the weak of heart or the weak of butt.

This story is a parody of Dickens' The Christmas Carol with our favorite Potions Master taking the starring role. Severus Snape takes a trip through his subconscious and comes out with a greater appreciation for the one person who truly cares about him.

A twisted tale in which Voldemort (who else?) tries to take over the world by using a concoction of spells to turn him into Barney the dinosaur. If this seems twisted and dumb to you, read the authors note in the first chapter where I try to explain everything. Mainly a fictional (supposedly) account on the Purple One's rise to power in the first chapter, it gradually becomes more and more HP oriented. Totally HP in the third chapter.

If you love Remus J. Lupin (and don't we all?), you've probably wondered what the 'J.' stands for. Sirius Black wonders the same thing, and he isn't above using a chocolate frog to find out.

Imagine if all the HP characters had to act out every single one of their fics? It would be totally twisted. This is my take on what might happen behind the scenes of a D/G fic.

Why is everyone declaring love for Harry? Why is Malfoy off the Slytherin Quidditch team? Why is Ginny making a list? Why is Hermione so upset? And who is that girl with the funny accent? Too many Unexpected Task ideas combine to confuse everyone. Four chapters.