The Bachelor

Death Eater Draco searches for the perfect girl to fulfill the Dark Lord's request.

Death Eater Draco snatches more than he can handle or wants to handle.

Death Eater Draco snatches the all-too-willing Lavender Brown, only to be forced to endure Crabbe's infatuation and Lavender's divination obsession.

Death Eater Draco snatches a mudblood in his haste to appease the Dark Lord.

Death Eater Draco receives a visit from the Dark Lord and discovers what a real pair of dragon skin trousers looks like.

The attempted abduction of Katie Bell, the saucy feminist Quiddich player, is riddled with problems. Least of which, is Oliver Wood.

Following the tediousness of five attempted snatchings, Death Eater Draco tires of serving the Dark Lord. Will he relinquish his allegiance to the Dark Lord and run off to Paris with a certain feisty red head?