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"That abominable, know-it-all, affront to all that is pure and magical . . . was a sweat inducing, force to be reckoned with." Draco Malfoy had become unhinged--all on account of one, Hermione Granger. Never mind his complete lack of affection for her . . .

Oh no! Hermione and Draco are forced to live together in a Muggle house for a school project! What is going to become of them?! Disasters, chaos, and plushy furniture all play a part in this interesting fic!

A sequel of sorts to Something Like You, in which a ball, boyfriends, inter-house relations, etc. take place.

Five one-shots about silly things that might happen.

Tonks takes on the Chocolate Frog Company. All in the name of love, mind you.

I, Ron Weasley, certainly have sometimes wished that the dark times of Voldemort's power could have never happened, but thanks to Voldemort, a forgotten wand, and a trick step, my life took an unexpected turn...

Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. A humorous Snarry.

What's it like, being Viktor Krum? You're the youngest Seeker ever to compete in the World Cup, you're entering your last year of school, and you're likely to be chosen as Durmstrang Champion. Idolized and adored by fanboys and fangirls everywhere, you've got it all, right? Wrong. All poor Viktor wants is to keep his head down, do his job, be left alone, and maybe, just maybe, to suck up the courage to talk to that bookish, bushy-haired girl that he keeps seeing in the library. But you see, there's the problem of these giggling girls and the fan mail they keep sending him... Taking a wonderful plot bunny from the L.O.F.F Guild and inspiration from The Trouble With Tribbles. One shot by the author of Past Present on Astronomy Tower.

It's the seventh and final year for Hogwarts' favorite marauders - Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and James Potter. Peter seems to be hiding more than one would know, and the power of the dark rises. Although evil leaks into every corner of the haunted castle, dungbombs and exploding lizards line the halls, showering the students with fun, hope, dung, and lizards. Detentions, pranks, and friendship galore!

Luna Lovegood tries to play cupid on Valentine's Day but ends up getting the tables turned...

Four mini-fics! Each a parody of the proposed "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."

Alicia dreams, Angelina screams and Fred and George are, well, Fred and George. The Fourway tradition continues with an entirely different cast.

Nymphadora Tonks gets talked into teaching night school. Little does she know that her students will include an Eastern European refugee who apparently wants a sex change, Neville Longbottom's formidable grandmother, and Grawp. And just when things are settling down, Ron gets viciously attacked by a wereflamingo, a.k.a. Severus Snape.

Children and adults alike are being paired up in the world of Fan fiction. But who has to most choices? Is it Draco? Is it Harry? Find out this and more!

James visits Sirius and his slightly mad family over his sixth year Christmas holiday. Panic, terror, and chaos ensue. Lily and Remus are tossed into the jumble and even Peter makes a cameo. Humour, insanity, Quidditch, Lily/James fluff, and quite a few Sirius moments.

Nothing special here, unless you count the fact that Draco wears a tiara and Harry sings! Oh yeah, and he dies, too! And he comes back, too! And then Draco sings! And you can't forget the aliens! And some other stuff will randomly be thrown in there. You just can't tell with this sorta thing! AHA! Let the insanity begin!

While he's stuck in St. Mungo's on Christmas Day, Mr. Weasley gets plenty of visitors on -- but his werewolf-bitten roommate has no visitors at all. That is, until Remus Lupin decides to have a chat with him.

An ancient god is dead and two of the greatest wizarding families of the world are waging war. This, of course, spells disaster and the end of the ``world as we know it. Thus, our story brings us to Harry Potter and a few extra unlikely heroes who set off on a mission to restore peace, uncover a mystery, and change fate. Along the way, hormones rage, jealousy ensues, we meet a creature named Nippel, and get a little taste of Norse mythology.

Being a Death Eater can be a stressful career at the best of times. And so, Voldemort has produced this helpful guide to instruct novice minions. Includes Death Eater rules, dress code, and anthem. Be alarmed. Be very alarmed.

Lily gets bored during History of Magic, and what ensues is the best prank ever!

Charlie Weasley's sixth-year Potions class takes a surreal turn when an actual vampire turns up to test the product.

Harry and Hermione are up late at night doing something in an empty classroom. Snape suspects, but he has no idea of what's really going on in there.

Draco is a pansy sap, Harry and Ron are Dorks, and Hermione Granger is the most popular girl in school. Conclusion: Hogwarts has gone mad.

This is H/D crack!fic at its worst. Can we say cliché? Yes, yes we can. I tried to get them all.

Ron seemed utterly nonplussed by both Hermione dashing away and Harry looking daggers at him. "The Crumple-Horned Snorkack may be skittish and hide under its bed of moss,” he said, “but that does not stop the skilled observer from knowing when it is in mating season."

Hermione gets turned into a Furby by Snape, who is, it seems, having a very bad day. Attempting-to-be amusing phrases strung together by something that fails miserably to be a plot - but it does TRY, bless it.

How many couples can say that they owe their relationship to a chocolate bar? B/Hr

A story in the Marauders Era based on ``The Wizard of Oz. Lily Evans finds herself in a most beautiful land, and upon meeting three new friends, they all go to Ebony City to get their deepest desire from The Wizard of Black.

Salazar and Severus, through an accident, open their own advice column for the public-at-large. But first, they have to correct a few misconceptions about their personalities. Hilarity ensues.

Harry's life is once again turned upside down after he rescues a Malfoy from a very violent broomstick. To be vague, you'll come across great OCs, vampire teachers, hilarious senarios and, of course, Julius Malfoy.

Not many people know about Coral. She is a cynical young teenager who is more powerful than Voldemort, Dumbledore and the Founders put together...and she knows it! Persuaded by Dumbledore, she comes to Hogwarts... what surprises does the year hold?

Draco Malfoy takes a shower. Let's observe, shall we?

It's the Marauders' last Christmas at Hogwarts, and naturally Sirius is going to make sure it goes off with a bang. Unless Remus manages to keep him from turning metaphor into reality...RL/SB, L/J

Harry Potter and the gang have a wild night on the town in Las Vegas, courtesy of Susan DiMario.

Ron and Harry learn reason #436 why making out during detention is a Bad Idea. The hard way.

I had a thought, \\\'what if Harry and Hermione argued instead of Ron and Hermione?\\\' and this is where it led me. Being a fluffy one shot, it eventually has a happy ending! \\

What could possibly be worse than Fred and George Weasley? A feminine ``version of them! Only worse...they're in Harry's year.

What could be so sick and disgusting that it would make Ron throw up five times in one story? What could make Hermione faint, Snape scream, and everyone else go nuts? Well, it's as simple as this corny, disturbing scenario! It's Severitus with a twist! A sick, sad, strange little twist...

‘I am not pretty,’ he said imperiously, looking down his nose at her. ‘Handsome, yes, devastatingly attractive, certainly. Even beautiful, in a manly sort of way. But not pretty. I am not a chintz.’ Hermione Granger loses something she has been desperately trying to shed for a while.

Three Ravenclaw Girls begin their fifth year at Hogwarts the same as any, but when they accidentally discover a hidden box left by a Ravenclaw ancestor, they discover the legend of the Eagle's Legacy.

In a bizarre twist of fate, Harry is replaced by a table! No, actually, he was transported through time and space to the Federation Starship Voyager, where Harry finds himself in a stranger place than Hogwarts. As time goes on, more people come, but will they get home? Much confusion and humor, and we’ll throw in some Quidditch for good measure!

Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, and Cho Chang-Potter. Just four girls who meet for weekly brunch at Madam Puddifoot's to dish about men, sex, clothes, men…. Each chapter will be from the perspective of a different woman. 'Ships include but are not limited to: R/Hr, Cho/Harry, D/G, Ginny/Cedric Diggory, Pansy/Male!Blaise. Set after the end of the war, vaguely AU.

Ever wondered what would happen if the trio found out about all those cheesy Harry Potter toys?

The fic is in Hermione's POV and she's reflecting on her feelings for Harry. It's happy, and fluffy.

A year out of school, six of Hogwarts sexiest, slashiest boys are shaking up together in an apartment on Diagon Alley. Mostly written for fun, and will probably include crazy adventures. SLASH WARNING. Also, this is so very AU.

"Just as he sun was creeping over the lake, a hooded figure emerged from the castle doors and headed to the Quidditch Pitch, broom in hand.... " RW/BZ

Formerly known as 'Any Ship'll Do'.``This story starts out with R/Hr and travels on to much more quirkier ships.``It makes no sense, hence it's in Ridikulus. Enter at your own risk.

What happens when the Slytherins' assault on the youngest Weasley backfires? Well, they play nice, of course. Unfortunately for Draco Malfoy, he gets a taste of his own medicine in his attempt to seduce a certain red-head.

Sirius, James, Remus, Peter, Lily, and two of Lily's friends are playing Truth or Dare. Find out what happens when Lily picks Dare.

Draco Malfoy, the "dastardly dashing" Slytherin with insecurities about being three inches shorter than Harry Potter, whiles his holidays away with his interactive "talking" diary, Idiot. However, he stumbles across a mysterious mirror and his life soon flips over...a series of strange events climaxes with the arrival of the cynical, unorthodox and couldn't-care-less Philippe Morceau, and through a spree of spontaneous singing, accidental snogging, Quidditch and general chaos, the real undercurrents surface, and the truth might just destroy both Draco and Philippe.

AU; Sirius returns from the Veil and makes an unexpected appearance during Half-Blood Prince's Christmas Day scene at the Burrow.

Harry and Ron are introduced to the wonderful world of fan-fiction. A parody of Harry/Draco fics. If you like Harry/Draco, do NOT read this fic!!!

Sex. An amazing, beautiful thing. Almost every sixth year has lost their virginity. Except the Hufflepuffs. Sad blokes. Harry Potter is also still a virgin. Hence the 'still'. Hermione and Ron have dragged Harry to a club where everyone is going to be there. Harry also... got a new look. This just may be his chance to lose his virginity...

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt. Watch as two supposed adults do everything in their power to ignore the obvious, sidestep the inevitable, and deny the unavoidable truth. Find out if a couple of Weasleys and their friends are up to the task of setting a misguided werewolf and a hapless Auror straight.

Harry and Hermione play a game of truth or dare...what's gonna happen?

The Author is hired to write a romance starring Fred and George, but when the 'ships get out of control, the boys demand some creative input. “We’ll make you a deal,” Fred started. “You write what you think she’d like... and we’ll only stop you if we get uncomfortable.” -- Famous last words...

It is difficult to be an outcast in any school, but only the worst can be Hufflepuff outcasts. Imagine a person that is being shunned even by nice and friendly Hufflepuffs, for Merlin's sake. Your housmates dislike you, your sister is ashamed of you, you get a B in Transfiguration after all the work, and on top of it you don't have a single friend. But, as a consequence of tunneling, uncontrolable anger, and a couple of sharp retorts, an unlikely friendship is born between a Hufflepuff and a Slytherin. Maybe. If they don't mess it up completely.

"He was like an idiot savant when it came to mayhem." MWPP go pranking, first kisses happen, and Remus is grumpy.

Lily and James have been engaged for months. They set the date a while ago, but that's all they did. Now, one week before the wedding James is busy with Auror training and Lily and Alice have one week to plan the wedding. This is a sequel to "The Bachelor Party" and the latest of my Potter Family Album fics. Lily has one week to pick out a dress, cake, invitations, write the guest list, and so much more. James and Sirius are living at home while they do their Auror training and Lily lives alone in her apartment. Frank and Alice are newlyweds and Aurors in training as well. Other characters make appearances such as Terry Boot's parents, Nymphadora Tonks, and everyone's favorite Headmaster of Hogwarts.

Have you ever wondered about a wizard named Uric the Oddball? Locked up by the Ministry, Uric finds a time turner that takes him on a wild ride through time and space. Who will he meet, and how will those meetings change the future of the wizarding world? (This is an AU from my other Uric stories)

Lily Evans is insane. James is depressed. Sirius is Sirius. Remus is in love. Petunia is annoying. Peter is somewhere. Enough is enough! Written in their Fifth Year at Hogwarts, this story is the sequel to "Lily's Revenge" and the prequel to "A Lily Love Story"... It does contain some chapters which are situated fully in the Muggle World, though they are few and only at the beginning. The story itself is fun, and my style is much more settled in this piece than my previous, LR. ENJOY!

After a hard night of partying, Sirius Black wakes up naked. And he's not alone.

How would Harry have expected that finding Draco Malfoy, his greatest enemy, at the edge of the Hogwarts Lake would destroy his dreams of ever having a moderate life?

A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...

Albus' brother Aberforth had been practicing improper charms on a goat. Ever wondered what those charms were and what kind of an effect they had on poor Albus' life? Now Albus will personally tell you the tale of Aberforth and the goat... listen carefully!

It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day, but Arthur Weasley and Julia Granger reveal a secret that ruins the big day completely. But they aren't the only ones with a secret that could wreck their lives. One Shot

When Death Eaters attack Harry at home, and a suprise visitor picks him up, things get confusing. Strange new powers, pranks, and a strange order...The Dragon Heart Underground.

MWPP and Lily are spending the summer at Moony's house, but what happens when a copy of GoF is found under a very messy bed and secrets are revealed?

A slight shift in events in the form of Aurors showing up sooner during the the Black/Pettigrew confrontation, resulting in Black being arrested without Pettigrew's 'death' and his continued ability to spy on the Order, leads to major changes in the Death Eaters' plans, and in Harry's life. Now a seven-year-old Harry has to learn to deal with a world where for the moment he can neither depend upon or trust anyone but himself.

Another day in Potions class that ends pleasantly for Harry, but not so well for poor Seamus.

Remus Lupin deals with the trials and tribulations of having to deal with sixth year, being a werewolf, and trying to get the girl of your dreams. Flashbacks, time-travel, and cross-gender sleepovers abound! Romantic dramady.

On the night before the NEWTS James and Sirius attend a party given by the Slytherins and the next generation continues the tradition.

Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas and Neville Longbottom resolve to find out what is up with Harry and Ron...and Hermione. Sequel to Gryffindor Girls. H/R/Hr.

What in the world has happened to our favourite bookworm? Hermione has some problems with her attraction towards a certain red-head. Ginny finds it very disturbing when the cool and composed witch suddenly becomes a jumble of nerves around her brother. So, what can you expect? It's Ginny to the rescue! R/Hr

Hermione has somehow been persuaded to go on a blind date. How the hell did that happen? Blame Ginny Weasley, thats what Hermione's doing. But what happens when Hermione rather likes her date? Hr/Male!Blaise.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are almost over with their 5th year, ``and are in Hogsmeade. Harry and Hermione are now dating, and Ron feels slightly ``left out, so he has a conversation with Madam Rosmerta at the Three Broomsticks. ``Some funny stuff, with some romance on the side.

After a Slytherin girl turns up pregnant, the staff at Hogwarts decide that all students third-year and above need to be taught Sex Ed. Snape is chosen to teach the Gryffindor and Slytherin boys.

All Luna Lovegood wants for Christmas is to meet new boyfriend Harry Potter's family. So it's up to Harry to make her wish come true.``Of course misconceptions and misunderstandings abound as Luna makes her ``presence felt in the Dursley home over the holiday, but in the end it could turn out to be a blessing in disguise for them all.

In the summer between their fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts, the Marauders are over James' house. Unfortunately for them, that is no place for a quartet of pranksters to be, as there seems to be nothing to do! That quickly changes, however, when a mysterious book appears. Curious, they begin to read... And chaos naturally ensues!

Harry becomes a professor at Hogwarts school and is back with the rest of the Dream Team. However, Harry begins to have feelings for Hermione that are all too familiar to him. Will Ron help him get over his embarrassment and get the perfect fairy tale ending? A H/H fic.

With patience, weeks of planning and hours of effort, Ginny transforms Hermione for the Yule Ball.

What would happen if Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were secretly paired up together as Valentine's Day Pals? Maybe something unexpected....

A plucky young Hogwarts student investigates what exactly is wrong with Professor Potter, and gets much more than she bargained for. Slash.

Lupin gets married and settles down at 12 Grimmauld Place; Filch has a crush on someone; Harry meets his godmother; Ron is still feeling the side-effects of - er, well, Sirius is - oh, I've said too much already! Anyway, there will be loads of hilarious happenings at Hogwarts in Harry's sixth year!

Draco finally gets Hermione in the Astronomy Tower... ````"You can call me Hermione, you know."`` ``Draco shook his head. "No, I really don't think I can. Herm perhaps?"`` ``Hermione arched a brow. "I can push you off the tower. Everyone would just think it was another suicide."`` ``"You have a very dark side, Hermy. And another suicide?"`` ``"Never mind. I'll call you Malfoy and you call me Granger. And am I the only student who has ever read, Hogwarts, A History?"`` ``"Yes, you are the only one and you can call me Draco."

You knew that they'd be together. Ever since you met them, you knew that they would get married in the end. You knew that they'd have kids together. You can imagine them living together so easily...but even four years after graduation, this couple still isn't a couple, but they will be by the end of this fairy tale! This is a fluffy, romance-comedy that brings two people together after laughs, tears, and zucchini with light butter sauce! (Don't ask.)

Ginny gets a detention when she interrupt Snape in class. She gets very upset with it, since she had never had a detention before. Draco Malfoy has also gotten a detention, and has to sit next to Ginny. They immediately start to fight. Detention number one leads to detention number two, which leads to...? Is Draco Malfoy really as bad as he seems? Does Ginny know what she wants?

What happens when you add four prank-happy boys to three clever girls? A totally chaotic Hogwarts, and a whole lot of fun. Set in the times of James Potter and gang, plus a few new characters of my own.

Lucius takes a very young Draco out for a walk. Big mistake... A rather short fic I hope you'll enjoy.

When Albus Dumbledore begins his search for the new intake of students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, he casts his net far and wide. Sometimes his faculty have to become involved with Muggle families who will have difficulty accepting this whole new world. In July 1991, Professor Minerva McGonagall is summoned to Dumbledore's office for a very special assignment.

Or, Traditional Wizarding Holidays. Being a Fanfic of most Wonderous and Strange kind; in which may be Found a Tale of such High Adventures as are Fitting and Proper to Wizards, Wizzards, and Witches.``The rating be of R; the warnings be of mpreg; and the footnotes be forged of pure insanity.

George has a few things that make him different, and one of them is even secret from Fred. Prequel to Secrets Worth Keeping and Lost Love.

Exploding cauldrons, timely healing charms, and underhanded dealings in the Potions master's office... [Hermione/Snape; 'pre-het'] .

Some secrets are just better left secret. That's what Ron thinks when he accidentally gets hold of Harry's diary. Short and silly.

How was it?

Out of sheer boredom, I began reading HP theories from various sites, and I was amazed at what people were coming up with. Anyway, the next thing I noticed were a bunch of plot bunnies tap dancing on my desk. This is not meant to be read anyone who is sensitive about characters, theories or 'ship. Read, enjoy and review!

The recorded conversations of the Black family's dinner.

The next chapter to the Jerry Springer show: Is Harry really gay? Did he and Draco break up after all? Will Hermione give Harry up that easily?

You need ten storytellers to tell one home-made bedtime story

Night after night, it's the same old story: Hermione and her parents fight about her new boyfriend, Viktor Krum. And night after night, Hermione stalks off, and always runs into a one Draco Malfoy. Until one night..[Draco/Hermione] [Set in the middle of GoF]