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Set during OotP - One lazy Saturday morning, Tonks is given a simple task...

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The Talk by Sophia_Black
10/16/2003

Harry's fifteen now, and Sirius and Remus decide it's time to tell him about the birds and the bees. It's an uneasy situation for everyone and insanity ensues.

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The Quidditch pitch is the backdrop for an elaborate prank, after which both victim and perpetrator suffer consequences.

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Evil Angel by Mad_McSutton
04/28/2004

Draco’s POV. Draco Malfoy is wandering through Diagon Alley, tracking the most secret object of his affection. Some very public kissing ensues, as well as private declarations of fear, desperation, and love. (Slash: Draco/Harry)

Words: 2,787
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Sometimes it just doesn't pay to get out of bed in the morning, and today everybody's favorite Potions Master is having one of those days!

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Sirius loves Remus, but Remus will not love him back. Sirius is determined to find why. Remus loves Sirius, but he cannot love Sirius - he cannot risk it. One-shot, complete. Slash.

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Sirius and Remus overhear two girls talking about what a great kisser Sirius is. This leads to some experimentation and some startling revelations.

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Gryffindor House is having a ball, and Sirius really wants Remus to ask somebody. A study in closeness.

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Over breakfast, Harry realises he's never been properly kissed, so he tries recruiting Remus to remedy this problem.

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Remus has a late night visitor by the name of Nymphadora Tonks. . .

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My take on the eagerly awaited "Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix" has arrived. Harry finds himself abandoned with an old neighbour in Privet Drive as the Dursleys set off to Mallorca for their summer holidays. Harry finds many things have changed since last year, when he receives [mostly] owl post from his Hogwarts friends. It's mayhem at The Ministry of Magic, but more elusive occurrences are unfolding much closer to home...

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Chapters: 2
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In Vino Veritas by Aloysius
05/29/2006

Remus gets a night-time visitor and some truths are told.

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In the wake of OOTP, Harry and friends must cope with the tragedy. In a series of first-person vignettes, they reach peace and grapple with some shocking developments.``A/N

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Chapters: 4
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MWPP, Seventh Year: Remus and Sirius at school, getting together, splitting up, arguing, kissing, and generally being slashy and fluffy.

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Old Moon by Lucidshard
12/27/2005

: Post OotP - Lupin is coming to terms with the losses in his life and struggling to continue with his role within The Order. He has more trouble than he thought when a mysterious ailment plagues him and makes him a danger to those in the Order. Circumstances change, the war gets a lot worse. After a series of events, Lupin and Hermione find that all was not as it seemed nor who it seemed to be, and they grow much closer, more than seemed possible.

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Lucius and Remus fall in love. Remus hopes for a peaceful life with his mate, but his abusive father stands in their way. Both are sixteen years of age.

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The "relationship conversation" - about six years too late! Remus and Sirius talk about their history, friends and "firsts". What happened in the MWPP era Hogwarts between the Marauders? And just where does Ludo fit into this?

Words: 8,760
Chapters: 4
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No One You Can Save by Meddow
12/11/2005

Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks are trapped in a room as the moon moves through its phases.

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Punished by Draconn Malfoy
11/21/2004

Despite what Severus thinks, Sirius got punished extremely badly after the Willow Incident. Now, after Sirius's death, Remus decides to correct Severus's assumptions by showing him his memories of that time.``SLASH SB/RL (and maybe RL/SS).

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A few crucial evenings in the recent life of (Nymphadora) Tonks--in which Tonks embarrasses herself, Remus is polite, and Sirius is drunk...and that's just the first night. Or at least, that's how she tells it. Just another RL/NT romantic comedy.

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True love, true hate, true pranks and true Marauders. Just another year- but this is 5th year and the boys (and sometimes the girls) need to grow up a little. Are 'love' and 'hate' just words, or can they be something else?

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There are no strangers in the world, only friends waiting to meet. What if our favourite werewolf and auror had met a long time back, but were unaware of it? What if they continued to meet each other over their lives, without being aware of who the other person is and how their lives will become entwined? This story is a series of encounters between RL and NT, culminating in their first real introduction.

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For ten years, Voldemort was missing, before Harry's first year at Hogwarts. No one honestly knew where he was, but maybe he was somewhere no one chanced to search... in the past. `` Tom Riddle, doesn't know who this creature is who attacked him at the orphanage, he doesn't know why he was thrown into the future by it, he doesn't understand why his name is treated with such worry, and he definitely has never heard the name Voldermort. He is just a young boy, 16 years old, who will one day in the past be the most feared Dark wizard in the world... unless he can stop it.

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Remus and Severus are signed in for therapy to improve their platonic relationship and through the torturous experience grow closer. Eventual slash. Expect snark-fests, psychoanalysis and group-hugs aplenty!

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Chapters: 4
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As the Trio begin their quest, Hermione can't shake off an uneasy feeling that there's something very important Harry and Ron aren't telling her. And as it happens -- she's absolutely right. Their problem is that some things, however important, just aren't that easy to tell. Not even to your best friend ... [Set shortly post-HBP. Contains the canon ships.]

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Ever wondered what happened during Lily and James' years at Hogwarts? Along with Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Petter Pettigrew, Severus Snape, and others, the Potters are making history--MWPP style. Love/hate

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Chapters: 2
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Wolfsbane by Pirate Perian
08/12/2003

During their school days, Sirius became an Animagus for Remus’ sake. But now years have passed and Remus has started taking the Wolfsbane Potion, which helps him keep his own mind (if not his own body) at the full moon. Over the summer of 1995, Padfoot sees Moony under the influence of the Potion for the first time, and Sirius realizes how much Remus has changed over the last fourteen years....

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One fateful night, in his sixth year at Hogwarts, Sirius Black sets off a chain of events that could destroy himself and those closest to him. Learn what happened the night of the prank through the eyes of the witches and wizards most intimately involved. L/J, R/S

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The devestating war is over and the members of the``Order are catching up with left over business (i.e. romance). Remus and``Tonks are no exception. Follow the couple through their first years of``marriage, and all the trials inherent in such a commitment: snide``comments from friends, children, full moons, and a new Dark Lord. And``someone we all know and love and miss comes back. RL/NT, AD/MM, SS/HG,``NL/GW, HP/LL, BW/FD, CW/OC, FW/AJ, GW/KB, DM/BZ.

Words: 5,746
Chapters: 2
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I Won't Tell by samvimes
05/31/2004

There's another boy in Gryffindor Tower with his own scars, and Remus is suddenly no longer alone. Warning for descriptions of child abuse.

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Post-OotP. Sixth year Gryffindors are having a DADA lesson with... Snape? A fateful mistake with the Wolfsbane potion brings some unexpected consequences, like heroic Snape, puzzled Pomfrey, and terrified Trio, and some not-so-unexpected, like twinkle-eyed Dumbledore, a mysterious illness, and the best pairing possible after OotP.``A RL/SS FQF Response.

Words: 6,218
Chapters: 1
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Back to the Past by Bastet
11/04/2003

A strange room takes the Marauders back into a past that they find themselves trapped in. Now, they're running for their lives. Includes a bunch laughs, Salazar Slytherin and also quite a few snakes.

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James and Lily have just been married, and Remus just can't bear it. He reflects back on the story of the woman he loved, who once loved him. Remus/Lily.

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Chapters: 3
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Lupin would have recognized Snape anywhere, but it was still a shock to see him in the Muggle hospital tent.

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Fallen by CLS
09/22/2001

In their final year at Hogwarts, Sirius thinks Remus should loosen up and have a little fun. A short tale featuring girls, hormones, a motorcycle, and a surprise ending.

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More by Schemer
03/17/2004

Werewolves are exceedingly predatory creatures. So are Quidditch players...

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James Potter has always been in love with Lily. It's as known as two plus two being four. But what happens when all of that changes? What happens when James is suddenly hook line & sinker in love with a girl whose name isn't Lily Evans?

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Harry's deepest, most desperate desire is to have a family. Sirius craves to be free to take care of his godson. Remus has always wanted a child of his own. Can the three of them find happiness together? 5th year. Parental Sirius and Remus.

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Alone and friendless for most of his eleven years, Severus starts at a new school with pessimistic expectations, until Remus, an open, soft-spoken boy, befriends him. With the odds piling up against them, Severus needs to understand the intricacies of human``relationships, or risk driving Remus away. Follow Severus and Remus on their journey through butterflies, missing cats, chocolates, bully-boys and a friendship that seems doomed to fail from the start.

Words: 10,504
Chapters: 3
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Arch of Death by LanaMariah
07/21/2003

After the events of Harry's fifth year, he must come to terms with his loss and what he now knows his future to hold. Unbeknownst to him, however, on the night his godfather fell, Harry was lied to: Sirius has yet to truly fall through the veil. He survived.

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Her floor is his ceiling...and he can't stand it.

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Chapters: 1
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As Sweet by rootedinmud
12/25/2005

Remus loves Dora. The problem? Tonks doesn't.

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Alexandrite by Pandora Culpa
11/15/2003

The little package, neatly wrapped in plain brown paper had been sitting on his desk for weeks, while he had been steadfastly ignoring it. It was a gift, one that he had spent an inordinate amount of time selecting and could ill afford, and it was well over a week since the intended recipient’s birthday had come and gone. ``Remus confonts a realization within himself as he sets out to deliver a birthday gift to a friend. A companion piece to Between the Bars and The Hunt.

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This story takes place shortly after Harry, Ron and Hermione's graduation from Hogwarts. They have to join forces with an old enemy and some new friends and support Dumbledore in his fight agianst Voldemort.

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If you love Remus J. Lupin (and don't we all?), you've probably wondered what the 'J.' stands for. Sirius Black wonders the same thing, and he isn't above using a chocolate frog to find out.

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Group Therapy by T Proctor
07/15/2003

Dumbledore enlists the help of a friend from the States to help his former DADA teachers work through their anxieties.

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Werewolf on Trial by JKLB
09/11/2002

Severus Snape's life wasn't the only one endangered when Sirius Black told him how to get into the Whomping Willow tunnel. In the aftermath of the incident, Remus Lupin is on trial for his life. How will he fare against the prejudices within the Ministry of Magic and within the families of his friends?

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Chapters: 3
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To the Moon by Kas
12/10/2008

What if only Tonks had died in the final battle at Hogwarts? Remus looks back at the last moments of his wife's life. Alternate Universe.

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Chapters: 3
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Make No Mistake by Maple Tide
04/21/2003

Alternate Universe. It had been a given that Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and James Potter had been unstoppable in school. A lesser known fact is the fact that they were lovers until the latter met with Lily Evans. However, what happens when it's discovered that Snape was working against the Order, even while providing them with information, and because he had been given the perfect reward. What happens when they stumble upon that perfect reward and it's the last thing they expect?

Words: 6,141
Chapters: 4
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Two Fold by Fenrio
08/01/2003

(SB/RL slash) Unspoken love is the loudest sound of all.

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He is a werewolf, she is a pureblood. This kind of relationship should be forbidden, but even they aren't sure about this. They can only hope to survive this.

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Harry is faced with the terrible reality that he alone can defeat Voldemort, a responsibility he shoulders courageously. What happens when startling events begin to take place and new faces appear possessing secrets that hold the key to not only Voldemort’s weaknesses, but to Harry’s future? Coming of age has more in store for Harry than he ever thought possible. Things become more overwhelming than he could ever imagine as secrets begin to unravel, new and old enemies are met, and loyalties are tied. While his fate grows foggier, his choices become increasingly more difficult to make. He realizes that everyone around him is faced with the same decision, to choose between what is right, and what is easy. What will Harry choose?

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Hermione is stargazing. Her husband Remus comes to talk with her about their lost friends, Harry and Sirius, and their sacrifice. And, despite their sorrow, they still dare to hope.

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Fall So Softly by Rynne
01/02/2006

Remus comes to a realization in the falling snow. Remus/Sirius

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What led up to the decision to create the map in the first place? How exactly did they do it? What did they do with it? How did it end up in Filch's drawer?

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Chapters: 5
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James, Sirius and Remus lost the Marauders Map sometime in sixth year. Severus Snape is a git. Here is how they lost the map, in a very bland sort of way. Severus is a git? Brief mention of some non-existant characters. Snape is... you get the picture. THE MAPE IS GONE FOREVER!

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What if Lord Voldemort, Darkest wizard of all times, has a daughter? And he really doesn't know where she is, and she really doesn't know WHO she is... The story will be mainly in Harry's POV, though not fully...

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Chapters: 4
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July, 1985. Remus spends the full moon at a very unusual monastery and remembers an encounter with a very unusual Death Eater.

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The Art of Being Nice by Mi
06/15/2003

Lupin tells Black that he's spent a night with Snape. Which leads to confusion, misunderstandings, surprising statements and... more. Snape/Lupin - fluffy slash, one-shot.

Words: 2,019
Chapters: 1
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A Simple Fact by Kettle
07/23/2006

Whatever happens, whatever he does, whoever he tries to be, his father was right about one thing.

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"From Ashes to Ashes, from Dust to Dust..." This is the accepted cycle of life. But what of the Phoenix? Can humans decide to cheat death by following the way of the Phoenix? And what of life after death? As Harry finds himself in the middle of the war between good and evil, light and dark, he feels alone. But he is not alone. His friends Ron and Hermione are with him, along with the Order of the Phoenix... but could there be someone else as well?

Words: 11,387
Chapters: 4
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Hell & Bliss by TattooedSiren
02/18/2006

Remus stood outside the worn, wooden door, a rush of thoughts running so quickly through his brain that he struggled to hold on to any one of them.

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Black Ice by Lady Black
07/27/2004

Black ice - a thin formation of ice that occurs when water freezes on a road surface. Because it is so thin and clear, the dark underlying road surface easily shows through, lending its common name. Slash.

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When Sirius's attempt to meddle in Remus's and Severus's love-affair goes awry, he decides it's high time he drop out of Hogwarts. A parody of Jim Jacobs's and Warren Casey's musical "Grease."

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You carry a lead, but it’s just for show. You tap it against your hand now, and he comes charging up to you, rushing around you in enthusiastic circles. ``‘Time to go home now, Padfoot.’ You know he doesn’t want to go home.

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Remus. Sirius. A happy ending. Set after OotP.

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Pure Blood by Cruisedirector
10/02/2005

Regulus is in the hospital wing. Only his brother may be able to save him, if he can stand the humiliation.

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Chapters: 1
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Prodigy by im100HPGWandRWHG
01/11/2008

Harry James Potter, age 7, accidentaly Apparates to a house in which he lived as a baby. There, far from the Dursleys' influence, his intelligence arises and helps him understand the nature of magic and the uses it can have, while his disappearance turns the Magical World upside down. How will be Harry's comeback to the world in which he was born?

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In some ways it's easier for Sirius being a dog.

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Sixth Year by Torch Songs
10/22/2004

In which Sirius is dreadfully awkward, Remus is a cheater cheater pumpkin eater, James snores some more, and Peter chats about the weather.

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I got sick of Lily not having any friends of her own, and of Lupin never getting the girl. So now, Lily gets a friend of her own, and doesn’t have to hang around with James and co all the time, and Lupin - well, just watch and see. Set in flashback from PoA, during the time of MWPP, this fanfic details the friendships of MWPP, and how Lily and James fell in love. And yes, I wrote the Sorting Hat song all by myself :) Not as good as JKR's but pretend the Sorting Hat was having an off year.

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Set during late winter of year six. Remus and Sirius discuss how they should tell Harry that they're more then just good friends.

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A songfic based off of "I Think I Love You" starring Hermione and Remus. Hermione looks through her old Hogwarts yearbook, and discovers new love...

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Stella Luna by Draconn Malfoy
12/30/2003

OotP-AU fic. Sirius still remembers the first time he danced with Remus, in their Graduation Ball. The next time was in Potters' wedding. Now it's their turn to get married, and they dance.

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What to do if four of the most (un)favoured characters are still single? Quite simple: you put them in a matchmaking-show.

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The diary of events kept by Professor Lupin during his year teaching at Hogwarts.

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Pensieves and Lions by Bobbi
01/14/2003

Harry finds an alternative, and infinitely more fun, use for Dumbeldore's Pensieve...

Words: 1,442
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In Silence Easy by Ignipes
11/15/2004

Easter, 1975. One spring morning, Remus has a conversation with his father that doesn’t go quite the way he feared it would.

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What really happened during MWPP Hogwarts days? A Parody of MWPP stories.

Words: 1,070
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Beauty Mark by Juliane
11/05/2002

Just a little PWP about Sirius, Remus, makeup, and beauty.

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Voldemort has planned something particularly nasty, something that Severus highly disapproves of. Remus is shocked, Severus is protective, and Dumbledore has plans.

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AU. Remus saves Harry from the Dursleys when he is two. Features Harry growing up with a werewolf.

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The Marauders may be confused as to exactly which version of 1970s Hogwarts they are currently in, but even that cannot prevent them from wreaking havoc. With special guest appearances by Lily Evans, Bellatrix Black, Albus Dumbledore, Professor Flitwick, the Mirror of Erised, James’s toy snitch, and Remus Lupin’s temper. Rated for frequent use of the word “torrid.”

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The First Date by Kas
03/31/2009

Tonks and Remus are (finally) together! And tonight- they're going to go on their first real date. Trouble is, Tonks can't get out of bed, Remus is getting cold feet, Charlie is in the middle of a not-so-mid-life crisis, and Sirius is...well...Sirius.

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Why won't they get out of my head?!``Go inside the mind of a beyond obssessed Harry Potter fan...

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Sirius decides to take Remus on a Muggle date. And, well... Remus And Sirius Discover The Cinema. Fun for puppies!

Words: 3,360
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A Black Rose by ABlackRose
09/12/2005

Astriel McGonagall is a young woman entering her seventh year at Hogwarts. This is her story. It is a story that extends far beyond ther final year at Hogwarts, but into her adulthood, her marriage to Sirius Black and career as an Auror. Watch her face her trials from her early years at Hogwarts to face the death of one of her mentors, Albus Dumbledore.

Words: 3,464
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Fall on Me by Mariner
09/29/2002

After fourteen years apart, how well does Remus still know Sirius? And how well does Sirius know himself?

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Professor Sprout has a crush on the new DADA professor - never mind that he's a bit hairy once a month. And Percy Weasley is forced to make a choice between Penelope and Oliver. Featuring a simply stunning duet by the Weasley Twins. Some slash. A parody of the rock-musical "Rent."

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How easy it is to lie, to misunderstand, and to separate ourselves from the people we love.

Words: 6,990
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Remmy on a Stick! by Lesse
03/11/2003

Remmy on a Stick?! Sirius wants to know why a certain girl thinks that Remmy on a Stick would be yummy? Perhaps he'll find out why as well as some other things...

Words: 1,953
Chapters: 1
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The Other Star by AEprk01
06/13/2002

Remus Lupin puts into perspective his thoughts and feelings about events both before and after Sirius Black's escape.

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Remus and Hermione are in love. But they both don't know about eachother's feelings. An encounter at the Astronomy Tower makes them aware. Just a short fluffy song fic :)

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Remus has been in love with Aurora for 21 years, but she was Sirius' girlfriend. Now that Sirius is dead, will Remus finally tell her how he feels? How will she react? Or will she kill herself before he can tell her? Tale told from Remus and Aurora's PoV.

Words: 3,854
Chapters: 3
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Enter My Labyrinth by Juliane
01/07/2003

'Remus, you remind me of the babe.' 'Er - what babe?' 'The babe with the power.' 'What power?!' 'The power of voodoo.' 'Who do?' 'You do!' 'ARGH! Do bloody what?!' 'Remind me of the babe!' ~~ A Laby-flavored HP fic - funny & fluffy Remus/Sirius.

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Chapters: 1
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Surely, if they'd known young Dora read other poems by the nice man who wrote about little Christmas trees and moon balloons and pretty how towns (whatever they were), they'd have had an apoplexy (young Dora was never sure what that was, but if they were upset by a little pink hair or change in eye color, surely her extracurricular reading from Dad's library wouldn't go over well).````Inspired by the e.e. cummings challenge. RL/NT.

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