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Revenge is So Sweet by DaniheartsRupert
07/30/2007Fred and George are on a mission: To get their sister Ginny to stop dating the Slytherin Draco Malfoy. From hair cutting to lip gloss, the two redheads will stop at nothing to get them apart. All the while, Harry has a not-so-secret secret, Hermione and Ron argue(surprise surprise!), and it's all around madness in the castle! Will the twins succeed or will Ginny retaliate? AU, one-shot, and BEFORE Deathly Hallows. Also, there's a little slash, but it's not graphic and it's only mentioned.
Stolen Smiles by Julianna Lei
05/26/2006Bit of unrequited romance fluff. She started to notice him one day and was surprised to find him looking back. D/G One-Shot
I'm Glad He Crashed the Wedding by peeves_poltergeist
04/21/2011Harry's dream day is here - he is marrying the beautiful Ginny Weasley. However what happens at the ceremony is far from the perfect day he imagined...
The Caretaker Wife by Felonaz
06/14/2007With Voldermort defeated once and for all, life in the Wizarding World moves ahead. But what of the growing unrest in the Western Hemisphere? When the surviving members of the Order and any other Aurors are asked to help their brethren across the Atlantic, who will care for the Malfoy estate and budding family? Can old prejudices dissolve under yet another threat of untold destruction? Can Draco defeat his pride and ask for help from one of his oldest rivals? And the biggest question of all: Who will actually return back home?
Immutable Feelings by memoryspell48
04/12/2007Harry, Ron, and Hermione are entering their 7th year. Voldemort is dead but followers still remain. Harry and his friends face new situations and their relationships change.
Queen of Deception by Amellys
07/16/2007When Ginny kissed Harry in front of the whole Gryffindor common room, she did it only to get back at Draco. But things did not work out the way she expected them...
Mirror by Helena McKennon
05/30/2004He hates the Mirror because of what it shows him. He hates himself because he can't look away. D/G, with wise!Dumbledore.
Four Kingdoms by Horcrux Seeker
10/23/2006Enter an alternate universe of Harry Potter and Company..a world of Witches, Wizards and Royalty. Find out how it all began--the romance, the adventure and the basis of what shall become...
Paying the Price by xxnatalie
01/06/2006After failing to complete the task given to him by Voldemort, Draco turns to the Order for help- and becomes a member. During his seventh year at Hogwarts, he must tell no one of his true loyalties. However, when he and Ginny are forced to spend two weeks of detention together, she begins to catch on. It seems he hasn't fooled her, but will Draco be able to fool the most powerful Dark wizard in the world? If so, at what price?
Luna, or the Lethifold? by Islander2
08/24/2007Voldemort and his Death Eaters have taken over Hogwarts. Ginny and Draco are captured trying to escape, and they are brought before Voldemort himself. Now Ginny must make a horrific choice that will determine the fate of her lover. D/G, AU
Just A Letter by Valessia
04/18/2003Someone writes a goodbye letter to Ginny.
Garnet Tears by searinox
01/22/2007I had used to make him force me every time, back when I was strong. He would grapple me to the floor, relishing the sensation of my fingernails tearing across his skin, taking the same depraved pleasure he was there to force upon me. Then he'd pour the sickly stuff down my throat, the foul-tasting liquid burning my esophagus, and then- and then I'd feel. Then I'd truly begin to hate myself.
Shivers, Sparks and Surprises by Floridly
11/22/2007A surprise party for Harry leads to an interesting turn of events between Draco and Ginny, and they all happen to take place in a musty old janitor's closet. (Slightly alternate universe, I suppose.)
The Once and Future Dragon King by Tulzdavampslayer
01/25/2007King Arthur will return, with Merlyn at his side, to fight evil. But nobody ever said anything about the rest of his court. What on earth is going on at Hogwarts?
Draco & Ginny by Phoenix_Eyes15
08/02/2007It's Romeo and Juliet, Harry Potter style. Two Wizarding Families, alike in fame yet not at all in dignity, weeks after the defeat of the Dark Lord, where our story begins. From ancient battles over blood lines surface new tensions, where those who were once honest now give into the bloodshed...
Love or Lose by Tulzdavampslayer
01/14/2007(DM/GW) Friendship is forged between rival families. Draco must learn that in war, you only have two choices: to Love or to Lose. Can he convince Ginevra to love him? Or will they lose their lives in the process?
Quaffles and Quarrels by sheriden
05/09/2009Ginny's right shoulder must have been her lucky one, because when it shatters in a painful collision with two Bludgers, star Chaser Ginny Weasley finds herself as a Reserve player on a Quidditch team in crisis. If that wasn't bad enough, Draco Malfoy invades her flat, Oliver Wood gets on her nerves, and Harry and Hermione are out to get the axe-murderer who's out to get her. Could her life get any worse? Apparently, it could. (Pre-DH)
In the Kitchen by darth kittius
06/27/2007Draco finds his wife in the midst of a mess in the Manor's kitchens.
Over the Line by LianaA.Marshal
12/30/2006Draco's stepped over the line once. Will he do it again?
The Enemy of Souls by Jaden Malfoy
06/02/2012After an unexpected attack on Hogsmeade takes the lives of several loved ones, Ginny Weasley is left with only grief as a remnant of war. But what she never anticipated, in the wake of all the tragedy, was to find her will to live again in the form of a bawling, grey-eyed baby left to die in the wreckage of battle... the baby of Draco Malfoy. REVISED VERSION.
Roses Are Red by padawan potter
08/28/2006After the war, Draco is suddenly and abruptly forced to deal with losing Ginny, and contemplates what she means to him, and how she changed his life. He must learn to say goodbye. This is part I of a 3-part series, Moonbeams: Gardens and Tides. The other parts will be prequels to Roses Are Red. However, each part can be read as a stand-alone.
A Pianist's Unknown Depth by NightFate
06/26/2007When Ginny hears the sweetest music calling to her, she can't resist finding the source- but she never expected this!
Once Upon a Broken Heart by Fasiris Fay
12/20/2006A one shot sequel to Chemicals React. "Seeing Draco Malfoy after four years was a strange thing. Seeing him again brought back too many memories. They flooded over me, taking me and plunging me into a sea of grief."
Violets Are Blue by padawan potter
01/18/2007After taking refuge with the Order, along with Snape, Draco finds himself quickly but somewhat unwillingly befriending the lonely, heartbroken and Potterless Ginny Weasley. However, what will happen when, just as Draco feels their relationship becoming something more, Harry returns? (prequel to Roses Are Red)
The School Play by Alexandria Malfoy
05/24/2007Hogwarts' resident Muggle Studies teacher decides to have her sixth and seventh year students produce one of Shakespeare's greatest plays, Romeo and Juliet. Oh, the events that ensue when Draco becomes jealous. D/G Meant to be a bit of a parody.
Have a Little Faith, Miss Weasley by Sue Bridehead
08/01/2007What do you do with a Death Eater when he stops being a Death Eater? D/G, Post-Hogwarts. Written before book 7.
Both Go Down (today i'll be your virginia) by Starrysummer
01/21/2006Who he was and she was don't matter even if maybe they knew each other years ago in another world where people bothered with books and letters, where progress and knowledge weren't things to be torn down by dirty-blooded boys in labour camps who came home to tired-rented girls and another bottle of filthy-tasting sleep.
No one can help me... by Fasiris Fay
04/30/2006A small story about the boy who was told to kill Dumbledore and his difficult life...
Of Water and Blood by Ruckie
11/10/2008Love isn't what it's cracked up to be. Ginny, Draco, Harry, Hermione, and Ron all discover that very quickly in this story.
The Mournful Soldier by mazing_hedges...
04/29/2007There is much angst and woe at Hogwarts school after the Final Battle. Ginny hopes to solve this.
And Then You Were Gone by levamentum
05/15/2007Draco Malfoy was happy once. As he thinks back he can remember joy and laughter, summer, red hair and freckles. But sometimes the good of others get in the way of your own selfish desires. And sometimes you have to make choices which take your life in a direction you didn't want. Songfic to Snow Patrol's 'You Could Be Happy'
I Love You But I Have Chosen Darkness by ReverseBeauty
05/22/2008They have a past. What happens when they meet under very different circumstances years later?
Beautiful Lies by diamondsinsilver
06/07/2007Sometimes lies are more beautiful than the truth- especially if you can lie to yourself.
Story of a Man by Sonya
06/23/2006A short one shot of Draco's life as a death eater and a hunted and marked man.
Kitten by Dracoluver9181
05/30/2006Fluff! Ginny's learning how to become her animagus. Draco has taken a liking to a kitten at Hogwarts who keeps ending up in his bed. Draco's adorably evil! Ginny's a flirt!
The Death of Love by Ivy Dragon
01/22/2006Ginny Weasley does not feel quite herself in the summer after her fifth year. Or at least, she feels as though she has changed. She is not the same girl who attended Hogwarts ending just over a month ago. Puzzling over the Second War, which she is allowed no part in, and what exactly she wants to mean to Harry Potter, who never comes to see her, she begins to brew love potions in a desperate attempt to allay her boredom...
She Was His by lockerroomtreason
06/04/2007She would never be anyone else's. She was his.
Formalwear by Bella Brown
01/14/2006Ginny and her mother are shopping for a gown to wear to the upcoming winter ball, when a disgruntled Draco stumbles upon them and decides to spoil the fun. A short-but-sweet humor fic with a twist!
Every Season by Alexandria Malfoy
01/10/2009They reminded each other of the seasons. A look at Draco and Ginny's relationship.
The Nineteen Years Between by rrunawayromance
05/06/2008Nineteen years after the deathly hallows, Harry and Ginny are married, but their eldest son is only 12 yrs old. This story is about those missing 7 yrs; 6 of which Ginny spent slapping, snogging and falling in love with Draco Malfoy.
Nothing But a Whisper by DMissofineandallmine
02/16/2010"Happiness and hope are fragile things. They can come as easily as they go and disappear without a reason. They can keep a person hanging on, searching, or they can lead them to their end." The war is over, but a shadow of gloom and despair lingers over the wizarding world. When hope and happiness seem like long-lost concepts, what do you have left? Ginny is content with half-living like everyone else, but a couple encounters with an old enemy may be just what she needs to put the fire back into her life and remind her just what she is missing.
Draco Malfoy and Gypsy Fortune-Teller by Scarlett Rayne
08/13/2007A British witch who is using unauthorized magic in New Orleans is Draco's new assignment. What happens is a surprise to both of them.
World View by Charlee Toombs
06/29/2007Based on the amazing lyrics of Three Days Grace. Who would have thought talking to your family's sworn enemy would stop the tears and fears at night? and WHAT is up with Potter? A Draco Ginny. Updates more often at Fan fiction.net!
Hard to Say I'm Sorry by Che
08/17/2003Draco Malfoy finds out who really tore up his robes. To what lengths will he go to get Ginny to talk to him again?
Left Behind by Tony Tinderwolf
11/10/2007Ginny Weasley is alone at Hogwarts in her sixth year. She is on the verge of disappearing to aid her family in the war against Voldemort, but she finds that the teachers of Hogwarts who are still loyal have different plans for her. [A non-DH-compliant Ginny's POV of Book 7]
The Faded Jersey by Sue Bridehead
05/20/2008When Harry left her to do the last thing Dumbledore asked of him, all Ginny had left was the hope he would return. That, and an old jersey.
Unholy Confessions by ReverseBeauty
07/12/2008Secrets are revealed within one night.
Potter vs Malfoy: War's End by Tess_E_Pooh
07/11/2008It never occurred to Harry or Draco that spending two weeks together running from Unspeakables and a master criminal with two attractive girls and their own children TWENTY-THREE YEARS IN THE FUTURE was the way to stop hating each other. Well, now they know. A post-GF AU.
What We Forget by Harlette003
04/02/2007After the war, things have changed and people must move on. Ginny goes on her journey to find just where she belongs.
Things I'll Never Say by That Which I Am
04/07/2004Ginny is making her lonely way to the Quidditch stadium, to the first match of her fifth year, where her crush, but not she, will be playing.
Full Circle by Butterfly_Kate
01/24/2007It has been three years since Dumbledore died, Harry has long since gone into hiding. Voldemort rules supreme, whilst Ginny Weasley works as part of the insurgency against him and his Death Eaters - one of whom just happens to be Draco Malfoy ...
Choices by Hopeful Dreamer
12/27/2007She was waiting nervously for the boy to come. He was the boy she grew to love after being rejected by all others. She thought back to her love for Harry. She realized that it was time to move on, though she knew she would never forget her feelings for him. She tried to put her heart into Dean's hands, but he suffocated it. She gave it to Michael, but he threw it back at her. She gave it to Him. She had moved onto the boy that loved her deeply; the forbidden love. The one she had wanted so desperately yet couldn't have. He had tried to hold back love with anger, but even water slips through cupped hands.
Serendipity by lil mz maz malfoy
01/30/2005Imagine the following: it's Christmas and you have just found the perfect present, it's the last one in stock, so that's lucky. But, the person you have been brought up to hate, wants the same gift. For Ginny Weasley, this situation was true and with no other than Draco Malfoy. Many would call this a nightmare, but Ginny would call it, 'Serendipity.' Over one day they both have a good time together. So what's the problem of being a couple? The problem is they are both in a relationship. Ginny decides fate will bring them together, but will fate be kind and let them meet and let them be together, or cruel though fair and let them be with their respective partners? Inspired by the movie 'Serendipity.'
Luna is desperate, and needs the help of her best friend. Who knew that the youngest Weasley could carry a tune, anyway?
Luring Me to Betray by jennieln
05/31/2003He wore a silver band on his thumb. It wasn't ornate or intricate in any way, which intrigued me to no end. It was simple, unblemished, unambiguous; everything he was not. D/Gish
How to Save a Life by DeadlyDisease
04/24/2008Ruled by a muggle's wants, this story takes place with our dear wizard and witch friends and foes. It twists romance and humor together like no other. Be prepared to face an explosion of laughs, shocked faces, steamy imagery, chickens, and many cliff hangers.
Going Away by Harlette003
10/27/2006one-shot. In a world struggling to cope with war, Ginny Weasley must make a choice between her heart and her family.
Hermione's Love Life, Or Lack There-Of by Kyabett
04/21/2009Hermione has always had problems trying to keep a boyfriend and usually it has nothing to do with her. Usually it has something to do with her supposed friends who are trying to do what's best for her. You can guess how many relationships have actually worked out. This is the story of her struggle against her supposed friends, her life and her boyfriends, past and present. Love will try and win though, as the fairy tale always has to come true.
You Either Can't or You Won't by Ravenclaw Keeper
10/27/2006Ginny stood up and walked over to Draco. She placed his arms around her waist and threw her arms around his neck. She leaned in close to his ear and whispered, "What do think I want?"
The Present Past by happyhouseelf
01/20/2008Ginny is an immortal vampire desperate to see her friends again, only problem is they died thousands of years ago. So with nothing left to live for she goes back to the time that she did.
I Who Have Nothing by Priscilla F
04/29/2007Flashbacks and a Halloween Masquerade. What will Ginny do when she is convinced she is unrecognizable?
The Malfoy Heir by Styx-Rubicon
07/26/2007The heir of the fabulous Malfoy fortune falls in love with the lonely daughter of the Weasley clan. A retelling of "The Highwayman" by Alfred Noyes.
Shock and Awe by animeluvr8
06/21/2007Draco Malfoy, the sole heir to the Malfoy family, master of concealed emotions and pureblooded wizard, was in shock. He was unsure of what to make of her, but he did know that this girl was a shock and awe.
Forgotten Children by ReverseBeauty
05/17/2008It's all set in a few minutes. From the first few words spoken in their room, Draco thinks about everything that has happened over time. Lucius and Narcissa have been dead for a few years, and Draco has been reluctant to go to their graves, until now.
Hot and Cold by ReverseBeauty
11/09/2008Ginny's fiery temper has gotten her into trouble before. Draco's cold demeanor is questionable. Fights and humiliation are set on high for the married couple.
Utopia by ReverseBeauty
02/04/2009After a rough patch, they see who comes crawling back first.
Unbalanced by AkiTaifuu
08/24/2006Draco and Ginny have had a messy break up after Ron found out about their secret relationship. Each is trying to forget the other to little success. In the meantime Draco is having an identity crisis about the war and where he fits into it, Narcissa is making trouble and Sirius is trying to keep her under control and out of Lupin's trousers.
Unbalanced by Saskia_181
11/17/2006Draco and Ginny have had a messy break up after Ron found out about their secret relationship. Each is trying to forget the other to little success. In the meantime Draco is having an identity crisis about the war and where he fits into it, Narcissa is making trouble and Sirius is trying to keep her under control and out of Lupin's trousers.
Torture and Treason by dragonsangel68
10/26/2009Memories are a special kind of torture.
Firewhisky by sheriden
07/02/2007The war was more than anyone had expected. Ginny drinks Firewhisky. Draco can't stand the stuff. Ginny dies. Draco lives. And the war continues. One-shot.
Rhythmic Interpretations by NightFate
08/07/2007Sequel to A Pianist's Unknown Depth. Draco knows that someone has seen him play, and he comes upon that certain someone dancing to HIS music. Draco finds that this forbidden dancer might have more than what he thinks. One-Shot. "A larger part of him wondered what music she was dancing to. Her movements had changed from slow and beguiling to a mischievous playfulness that Draco often felt himself. And he realized then that her movements matched his music. She expressed his music in dance."
Forbidden Mourning by searinox
04/18/2006The only casualty from Hogwarts in the battle against the Dark Lord goes unmourned by all but the one who loved him... the one who is willing to do anything to join him in eternal paradise. Angsty little oneshot.
Miracle by a_little_magic
12/01/2006On this particular day, Ginny had left a rather important meeting early in hopes of getting some sleep before a large maneuver they had planned for the next morning. As she proceeded from Number 12 down to a designated apparation point, she paused. She had heard something or someone move behind her. Spinning quickly and placing her hand on her wand, she suddenly wished she'd taken up on Dumbledore's offer to have someone walk her home. A rather large tabby cat appeared out of the bushes and she relaxed. A slight smile came to her face as she'd thought she'd seen Minerva... it was a first name basis with all the Order members now. Placing her wand back inside her robes, she walked on and suddenly everything went black.
The Secret Family No More by ArcticSeasons
07/18/2010Severus Snape kept his personal life a secret to most people for almost twenty years. On a cold night in late December, his most guarded secrets are revealed to the Dark Lord and the Order of the Phoenix. To what end will the Order of the Phoenix protect Severus and his family from the Dark Lord, the other Death Eaters, and the Ministry of Magic.
Velamentum by ClairdeLune
08/26/2008While on a mission for the Order, Ginny Weasley is captured by an unknown nemesis. She is taken to the Velamentum, an order shrouded in mystery. A proposition is given to her. She accepts, and her world is turned upside down. Concepts she firmly believed in are challenged. Friends become enemies, enemies become allies. Trust is non-existent, danger abounds. And in the midst of this, Ginevra Weasley manages to fall in love. But does she love a friend? Or a dangerous enemy?
Resolutions by wishiwereaweasley
04/03/2006Draco and Ginny have a run-in on the train, and Ginny can't get the incident off of her mind. As a last resort, she heads to the Astronomy Tower to sort out her feelings and then resolves to forget them. The problem? Draco has a similar idea. One-shot.
Tangled Repentance by diamondsinsilver
11/10/2007The first part of the final installment of the Shatter Trilogy. What happens when everything can not be tied up neatly, elegantly fixed, and tucked away like forgotten shame? What happens when it's messy and unexpected and tangled until, maybe, you get lost in it?
Five years since the end of the War, and three since her release from Azkaban, Ginny is trying to move on with life. But life has a funny way of sticking in one place, especially when it comes to other ex-convicts - ex-convicts like one Draco Malfoy.
The Intervals of Waking by Nokomis
10/19/2006A witch and a wizard meet at Worlds’ End. A Sandman crossover, and sequel to Sleep Spent.
A Matter of Circumstance by Epona Loraine
11/12/2007It has been three years since that fateful day when Ginny's life was upended. When everything she had known changed. Three years since she had been the recipient of a kind act from an unsuspecting person. And now that person has returned from his self imposed exile to do what no Malfoy has ever done. Apologize and make right the wrongs he had done.
The Heart Beats Twice by PhoenixGinny
06/26/2007Young and in love were Harry and Ginny. So happy, it was bliss. But unfortunately, Harry had a destiny to fulfill and he had to leave her...for ten long years. Ginny gets fed up with his absence and soon gives up on her heart. When it seems that all hope is lost, an old enemy returns from years of darkness to seek the light which he happens to find in a brokenhearted Ginny. Romance, angst, and confusion consumes Ginny's life until she is left to make a choice. Does her heart beat for Harry or for Draco? Only her heart holds the answer. But one thing's for certain...love will endure. P.G. 13 for language, adult situations, and violence.
Alone Beside the Scarlet Engine by tipoftheiceberg
08/01/2007Draco and Ginny watch each other on Platform 9 and 3/4 and remember what could never have been.
Intervention by IslandPrincess1
10/31/2006Draco attempts suicide, but is saved by the timely intervention of a certain Weasley. A study in dark humour.
Dreams of a Dragon by KatJohnson
07/06/2008Draco seems to be having nightmares, and who's the star in all of his dreams? A young red-head by the name of Ginny Weasley. But what happens when he talks to her about it?
Draco has been abused by his father for as long as he can remember. The marks are usually gone by the time he has to go back to school. But not this time. He couldn't leave soon enough, & now he has to find out how to keep his home life a secret. Most people don't think twice about it (this IS Draco Malfoy), but one red-headed girl can't stomp on her curiosity. She has to know.... The relationship that blossoms drags Draco out of his ongoing deep depression, & puts Ginny at the forefront of her family's conversations - & not in a good way. But how long can this relationship last? How long will everyone let it? Soon, Draco will have to choose between his love for his mother, & his new-found-love, for he fears he won't be able to have both.
The air is thick with the dreams of dreamers, Hogwarts students past and present. In the darkest part of the night, guards are let down, truths are faced and sweet denial is bliss. Desperation, fear, hate, lust, love and what might have been are rampant at the midnight hour.
The Return by Salazar000
11/06/2006Harry, Ron, and Hermione are out of school. Harry has finished off Voldemort and his followers. Has he finished all of them? One is returning? Who is it? How will Harry defeat him?
The Dragon's Heart by Tyrell
12/05/2005Draco tells the story of his time at Hogwarts. He tells what is really in 'The Dragon's Heart'. It is not what you expect... (It gets better)
What Was I Thinking? by Liana
04/25/2008Draco and Ginny go for a little nightime cruise.
Beat It by Warriorlily
06/28/2009“What do you want, Weasley?” “You were listening to Muggle music?” she asked, wrapping her hands around the warm cup. “Michael Jackson, if you must know,” Malfoy answered, rolling his eyes in exasperation, although his cheeks had an unexpected pink tinge. “Now, can you leave so that I can eat my pancakes in peace?” A little tribute to the late King of Pop.
Senselessness by Butterfly-Sweet
05/24/2005It's twelve minutes past four on the fifteenth of August and all that Hermione seems to be able to comprehend is the ticking of the clock and the endlessness of her own thoughts. A teensy bit of R/Hr.
Wonderwall by Alexandria Malfoy
12/28/2005ONE-SHOT "There are many things that I/ Would like to say to you/ But I don't know how..." As Ginny lies in St. Mungo's on the verge of death, Draco gathers the courage to tell Ginny how he really feels about her. D/G
Creeps Me Out by WendelynTheWeird
04/17/2007Draco meets Ginny again, four years after Hogwarts. They seem to forget all of their hatred for each other as they enter into a shallow relationship... but what will happen when Draco gets tired of their relationship and Ginny won't let go? Based on the song, 'Creeps Me Out' by Ima Robot.
Eternal Memories by nansomehandsome
08/16/2007A forbidden relationship that had to be kept secret, the love they shared was the only thing that kept them both alive. This is series of short stories about the relationship between Ginny and Draco. It starts off with Eternal Memoirs, and each preceding story will tell of a different point in their lives. Told from Ginny's perspective.
Forever by WolfyLunarStar
04/30/2009One-Shot! Harry has a nightmare. What was so bad that he didn't even want to tell one of his best friends about it? After a little persuasion, she relives it with him. What was he dreaming about? Will their friendship turn into something more because of it? Why is Harry so scared about? He just needs a certain bookworm to reassure him that true love and friendship lasts forever.
Chimera (kye-MEER-uh) n. an illusion; a foolish fancy. Ginny is drawn to that cool, dark place between the forest and the lake, and finds that there are many unsolvable things in the world.
The Reverse Heartbreaker by LianaA.Marshal
10/17/2006Under all the pressure from everyone around her, Ginny breaks it off with Draco. But then she ran. How does she really feel about the situation? Ginny's POV.
The Secret That Was Not-So-Secret by DracoGinnyforever76
04/27/2010Ginny likes Draco... Draco is with Pansy... what's a girl to do?