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Severus Snape encounters a new student and decides to cellebrate Halloween. In his own inimitable fashion. A translation of the first story of the 'Slytherinade' cycle by Toroj. The original stories in Polish and some more English translations can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/584806/
Lee and The Nifflers by WotcherTonks
09/09/2008Lee Jordan is down in the dumps after his best friends fly the coop. What will he do without Fred and George? And how can he undermine Umbridge? Suddenly, inspiration strikes.
When the Room of Requirement provides an enchanted library for Ginny to relax in, her dreams take on a strangely literary bent... (Written for the SIYE Peter Pan challenge.)
Hermione, You Smoke?!!! by SoOriginal
08/07/2010Hermione Granger is many things - Muggleborn witch, class topper, good girl, trainee healer, and for reasons that no one seems to understand, a smoker.
Redemption by Rita A. Black
05/05/2009Ronald Weasley went through a rather bleak period after Fred's death. He thought that running away was his only option. This story is about where he went and what he did. After almost three years away from his family, he makes decisions that will change his life forever.
Tigerland by max_theWanderer
09/09/2004A place called Tigerland has been found. This is an account of the travels of Ron Weasley to this land. You think Tigerland is just another place like England? No! This is one place you don't want to go after your first round.
*There really are advantages,* thought Moon as he lazily picked a table to sit at. *They’re few and far apart, really, but there are advantages.* What happens when a student gets overlooked? Well, not a lot, to be honest....
Mimsey by FiveFootNothing
07/18/2005Neville's in a relationship, but it's probably not what you think. Undeniable proof that plants are people, too.
Whiplash by pixy-dizzy
06/01/2005Dealing with Draco Malfoy's sudden involvement with the Order and his subsequent hero-antics isn't easy for Hermione. But some things change. (DMHG)
Mr. Mom by Winnie Poohie
03/25/2010There are only a few things that Draco Malfoy absolutely cannot handle: warm salad forks, house-elf liberation unions, and little children. Apparently Hermione did not read the brochure.
The Crookshanks Redemption by Sir_J_Wallis_E
04/18/2007The Prisoner of Azkaban from Crookshanks' point of view.
A Buffalo, a Refrigerator, and a Leeds City Bus by SwissMiss
10/21/2010It's during the siege of Hogwarts, and Anthony Goldstein is running for his life... and on top of everything else, he has a cold. Full title: How a Buffalo, a Refrigerator, and a Leeds City Bus Saved Anthony Goldstein's Butt. One-shot.
The Initiation by SwissMiss
09/05/2010Draco prepares Crabbe for his Death Eater initiation. Gen, crack.
The Fantastic Four by Hermione_Ginny
01/05/2007Once upon a time, there were three super heroes (technically, two heroes and a heroine) whose names were The Boy Who Lived, BrainGirl, and Dumboy but whose real identities were unknown. So they decided to fight evil (or something like that)!!!
Art Thou Jealous by Carmen Black
09/05/2011It’s 1977, and Hogwarts is putting on Hamlet. Cue rehearsals, romance, pranks, and maybe (with some luck) a successful production. (Version with images and fan art is being uploaded simultaneously on carmenblackfic.tumblr.com.)
Thursday Next and the Mary Sue by Easleyweasley
10/22/2009Jasper Fforde's literary detective is called back to Hogwarts to deal with an unusual problem ...
So You're a Masochist by zooeypotter
09/07/2009Ron Weasley's Unabridged Guide to Being a Sidekick. In a fit of utter boredom, Ron pens, sorry, quills an extensive handbook for future partners-in-justice... "I've got more tips and tricks of the trade than Malfoy has got hair products." WIP
Unexpected by Captain James
02/06/2006No date can go smoothly when you have Filch trying to be sweet and Madam Pince suffering from allergies.
In this episode of Professor Binns’ work, the dangers of some forms of magic are demonstrated, an ambition is achieved and there are disturbing hints about a familiar and well-loved item.
Plane Embarrassing by tetleybag
08/28/2009An overcaffeinated and underslept fanfic writer has a high-level encounter after publishing her first piece. And writes firstpersonpresenttense.
Unattainable by Flipenda
08/03/2006The Marauders and their female counterparts each host games that result in a change of events in the Lily/James pursual. Laughs, chaos, and embarassment are sure to follow! Please Read and Review!
Just Nott Weasley Enough by Heart of Spells
05/22/2011Fred has a rather interesting night out. Written for the HP Pick-Up Lines Challenge at the HPFC forum.
H.J. Potter by JJindiana
02/22/2010As far as Kingsley Shacklebolt's concerned, Harry Potter is the only fool brazen enough to so blatantly toe the line that violates the Statute of Secrecy.
Limbo at a San Diego Denny's by crayonbearer
05/21/2006Who would've guessed that purgatory in J.K. Rowling's world would be a Denny's in Santee, part of San Diego's east county?
In the End by Heart of Spells
04/23/2011Sirius finds himself in a situation he doesn't quite know how to handle. Written for the 'Thank God You're Here' Challenge at the HPFC forum.
Sunday Bloody Sunday by jaderook
01/28/2011Severus loves his Sundays. However, this one doesn't go quite to plan. Will Severus be able to survive the most common cliches thrown his way?
Is Draco Malfoy a Git? by Northumbrian
12/01/2013This important question needs to be answered. Reputations are at stake.
Pure and Explosive by lyon5678
02/05/2011It is the 1st of Septemeber, 2016 - eighteen years after the end of the Second Wizarding War - and George Weasley is utterly displeased with the lack of chaos at Platform Nine and Three Quarters.
Switchcraft by tetleybag
08/25/2009Monday morning at Hogwarts. A disagreement on a professional matter, a flaring of the tempers, two incompatible spells. As the cloud evaporates, Professors McGonagall and Umbridge find themselves unharmed. Alas, not in their own bodies.
If You're in Trouble (I'll Break into Your Window) by gilespy
06/06/2011Lead up to Ron and the twins breaking Harry out of his room at the beginning of HP & the Chamber of Secrets.
Leather Motorcycle Trousers by SwissMiss
09/07/2010Peter wants to be one of the Marauders. One-shot, gen.
Harry Potter and the Hangover by ClauClauClaudius
09/08/2010Near the end of his sixth year, Harry has had enough. He is sick of his messy love life, Voldemort's evil plots against him, and the pressure on him to be the hero. So, it's time for a long overdue vacation: Las Vegas.
Hollywood or What? by Torak
11/30/2013A bumbling Death Eater's botched spell drags him - and a kidnapped Ginny - into a series of alternate cinematic dimensions. Naturally, Harry's saving-people-thing kicks in, and he follows them in to bring her back. Rated for innuendo, some violence and mostly mild language.
Much Ado About Hermione by i.ll-be-a-knight
02/21/2011Ron and Harry try to figure out what to get Hermione for her birthday.
Attack of the Sues by thistledome
08/05/2010Melany is the one and only Mary Sue of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But then, on the very first day of her fifth year, she blows up a potion in class and creates three Mary Sues that are much more pretty, much more clichéd, and much more powerful than her. It's now up to Melany to beat the American exchange students at their own game and take back her crown as reigning Sue.
Sister, Sister by KariMalfoy
08/08/2010Hermione was always renowned for her amazing knowledge, her impeccable record, and her outstanding grades. So when her younger sister comes to Hogwarts, the complete opposite of Hermione's perfect student, can Neville find out what made Veronica that way, and why Hermione never mentioned a younger sister, not even to Ron or Harry?
Hogwarts DIY by Torak
11/30/2013When Kingsley Shacklebolt launches a plan to rebuild Hogwarts, he must negotiate a maze of obstacles, not least of which is his Permanent Secretary, Sir Algernon Chumbleforth-Smythe. But then he has an idea to bypass the bureaucratic cauldron-measurers... (Written for the SIYE Reconstruction challenge.)
The Wiz-Factor by Curley Green
05/19/2011Sirius Black has been trying to break into the music business for nearly twenty years. Remus Lupin sings drunken karaoke. Now a television talent competition is about to change both of their lives forever. Remus/Sirius. One-shot. Non-magical AU.
Harry Potter and the Great Game-a-thon by Crazed88
04/27/2010A hilarious story that parodies the very foundations of the plot lines used in the HP books. Well written and something for everyone, if I do say so myself. Come on in for a gander!
Hail to the Chief by Mr. C
05/26/2011The year is 2007. After months of early campaigning, the United States is about to kick off the primary season for the 2008 presidential election. With the Iowa caucuses less than three weeks away, two late-entry candidates are about to turn the election on its head: Lord Voldemort and Albus Dumbledore. In this alternative history, the most intense elections in American history gets even wilder, as the evil Lord Voldemort attempts to extend his reign of terror to U.S. The country's only hope lies with a handful of top government officials, some of whom share the greatest secret ever kept from the media and the public. Featuring dozens of famous political and media figures, this story will have you laughing, crying, and lamenting for 2008!
I Need A Vacation by Torak
11/11/2013Lumbered with kids that will be their own in a mere ten or twenty years, Harry and Ginny face the hardest babysitting gig ever... (Written for the SIYE Twin Travel challenge.)
Murder On The Hogwarts Express by Torak
11/11/2013When a corpse is found on the Hogwarts Express, it's up to Harry to solve the murder... (Challengefic for the SIYE Hogwarts Express challenge.)
Festively Besieged by Torak
11/11/2013Five years after Voldemort's defeat, a hostage situation threatens the anniversary celebrations - and the only ones who can save the day are Harry, Ginny, and a large black dog. (Written for the SIYE Marauders' Map challenge.)
Seriously Sirius by The Book Caterpillar and lilypotter93
09/28/2007Meet Sirius - an out-going, seventh year marauder. Meet Adelaide - the new, strong-willed French girl in class. Now what happens when they meet each other? Watch as Sirius puts himself in embarrassing situations for this girl. Find out what happens in this romantic comedy.
The Finalist by iforget45
08/25/2011Written during OotP right after Harry leaves for 12 Grimmauld Place, this is Vernon's side of the All-England Best-Kept Suburban Lawn Competition incident. Short fic with no pairings.
Malfoys Don't Wear Leather by Icicle
11/19/2011Draco loses a bet to Hermione, so she gets to pick out his ensemble for Potter's costume party. What happens when Draco shows up at Potter's party after Pansy gives him a bit of a makeover? A bit of Slytherin mayhem, of course. DM/HG, PP/BZ
The Secret Behind Hermione's Success by Gothalie
04/21/2006Haven't you found it odd that Hermione is the perfect student? How are her answers always right? Join us as we explore how our little Hermy has the whole magical world WIRED!
Whiz of a Friz by Migitmagee
05/17/2011A friend of mine had the brilliant idea that since Ms. Frizzle is magical, has red hair, and has relatives in the British Isles, the only logical explanation is that she's a Weasley! This story takes place in America and does not have many, if any, characters from the original series. Only the way magic works is the same. Enjoy! In Riddikulus because I don't know where else to put it.
MST-ing Alice by Lily Winterwood
08/09/2006The Fellowship, the Charlie Bone Quartet, and the Trio read Alice in Wonderland and fall down the rabbit hole.
Something Orginally Special by Diana_Hu
07/19/2006Harry finds Sirius's disposable will. Neither him nor the unicorn-human beast know what it is. The paper is not disposable -- however the will was. It was a gag joke -- but it had the person's last thoughts written on it.
Being Strong by harryandginny
07/18/2006A short glimpse back into Ginny Weasley's childhood at the Burrow.
Aretha Spills by blueapple-lady
04/11/2009Enjoy Severus Snape as a father figure, when he discovers that his daughter is on good terms with Potter's son and that his wife had been involved some way or another in this story.
Over a Three Day Period by Averil
07/24/2006If he loved Harry bloody Potter then the Boy Wonder could at least return the honor. Fair was fair and all that rot. Crack!Fic.
Like Father, Like Son by obsidiancurrents
12/06/2015Scorpius wishes his dad would just get it through his head already: he’s in love with Albus Potter, and no rivalry between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter is going to stand in the way of that. In fact, the Potters will be arriving at the Manor for dinner any minute now.
The Bride Wore... (An ARGH wedding) by ShutUpMalfoy
07/22/2006Everything goes wild when Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione get married...ARGH style!
Eudice by I Smell Rates
01/18/2012Every franchise is getting rebooted these days, even dumb Mary Sue parodies from seven years ago.
VH1 Goes Inside Famous Fanfiction Kisses by purelovecanlast
01/25/2006See Title!
Millennium Magic by Daricio
07/04/2006A new year is about to start at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Harry Potter can't wait to get back to the one place he feels he truly belongs. Which is why, when he finds that Hogwarts has dissapeared, Harry is not content to simply go back to the Dursleys for another year. He finds out that the magic source required to vanish Hogwarts has been traced to a place called Domino City, New York, USA, and begins his own search. When he meets the interesting (and definitely suspicious) 'muggle' students there, he calls Hermione and Ron for backup. Now, the only people they can trust are each other, for everyone else... is a suspect.
Could Be Worse by lethalogica
07/12/2013alternate title: Why Harry Shut Off the Floo Access in His Bedroom Fireplace. A discussion of love consisting mostly of dialogue between James Sirius Potter and Scorpius Malfoy. Warning: Not as serious as it sounds. At all.
Liquor, Cats, and of course, Tapioca Pudding by Thani Mag
01/13/2012A Harry-Draco showdown that starts serious and slowly digresses. An extravaganza involving hordes of cats, a bearded Draco, and of course, Tapioca pudding.
Hear the One About Gryffindor Tower? by Itsbeenvery
02/15/2006Odd owl behaviour leads to a brawl in the stalls, rumours about Gryffindor Tower are confirmed, and double entendres are thrown about freely. Hermione and Draco exchange words (to put it mildly), looks of confusion, and a good round of hate. True Love never looked so good or caused so much lost of hair and back pain.
Dumbledore Plays Bass by AmanitaMuscaria1
07/27/2008The Headmaster rediscovers an old love, and the boys have found a new love.