Hollywood or What?

A bumbling Death Eater's botched spell drags him - and a kidnapped Ginny - into a series of alternate cinematic dimensions. Naturally, Harry's saving-people-thing kicks in, and he follows them in to bring her back. Rated for innuendo, some violence and mostly mild language.

As the botched spell drops our heroes into a world of film, things start getting strange. Did you think the Prologue was silly? Wait 'til you read this. And Chapter 4 is even sillier. Oh, and of course, a photograph of a pound to the first person who spots all the references.

Wherein Sherwood Forest finds itself with celebrity visitors.

Harry and Ginny get back to Hogwarts... or do they?

Dragged back into movies, Harry dons a fedora - and Ginny finds herself with hardware requirements.

The world turns black-and-white as Harry drops into the world of film noir in search of a mysterious redhead...

Harry and Ginny finally return home... and Voldemort has a surprise visitor.