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Early married life has its ups and downs, and everyone from the Dark Lord to the house elves seem to know what's best for the yet-unborn heir to Malfoy Manor. But demons, the intervention of the local Hunt, and the dinner party from Hell aren't going to stop Narcissa getting what she wants out of life. And she's just about to meet someone with an even stronger survival instinct.

Intervention can work in mysterious ways. In the streets of Hogsmeade, life-long foes Angelina Johnson and Marcus Flint butt heads once again. But when a haywire portkey in the shape of a left sock sends them deep into the Dark Forest, can they put aside their differences and work together to survive quicksand, werewolves, giant spiders, and, more importantly, themselves?

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are in their sixth years; Harry and Ron are going to be Aurors and Hermione, a member of the Department of Muggle Relations. Hermione is not in Harry's and Ron's DADA class, and is jealous when she finds out that the new DADA teacher is the most powerful witch in the world, Willow Rosenberg from Sunnydale, California. Harry still misses Sirius incredibly and wishes to bring him back, so he asks Willow if she can help... But when Willow says no, he tries to get revenge on Bellatrix Lestrange, getting himself hurt. So Willow decides to help Harry, Ron, and Hermione bring Sirius back through the veil... And discovers someone else who needs to be brought back...

SLASH. Goyle wants to know what "wanking" means. Draco has to explain it to him.

A great many implausible ships. Poorly written. Really a shame. Yes, here it is: A new girl comes to Hogwarts called Mary-Sue and Harry falls in love with her. The situation is further complicated by the dark machinations of the new DADA teacher. Chaos. Plenty.

The Marauders embark on their seven year journey at Hogwarts. Awaiting them are pranks, strict teachers, detentions, more pranks, complicated friendships, and the threat of more than one Dark Lord.

A very odd story about what happens when you isolate a Potter and Malfoy together inside their minds. Oh, and you have Snape and Granger working to get them out of it. Includes the infamous Flying Bathtub, as well as the Library-with-a-capital-'L' and speeding House Elves. May be harmful to your sanity.

The story begins with Hermione thrown into a fury because of a homework overload. She decides to go for a walk, and, after catching her trying to 'borrow' his invisibility cloak, Harry joins her. Harry then shows Hermione something that makes her reevaluate the way she feels about certain people ... including Harry.

She couldn't fall asleep. It was 3 o'clock in the morning...she decided to go for a fly. Little did she know that she wasn't the only one with that problem. Romance...a bit of humor...probably a lot of fluff... come read it and find out what happens.

In autumn of her fourth year, Ginny's friend pushes her to ask Harry on a date to Hogsmeade. Semi-fluffy, mild teenage angst, and romantic if you squint at it in the right light. (Written pre-OotP; consider it an AU with no Umbridge.)

All Hermione Granger wants is for her thirtieth birthday to be just like any other day. All Severus Snape wants is some black market lethifold fur. But it’s never that simple. What you want isn’t always what you get, and sometimes what you get...isn’t too bad, actually. AU Futurefic. Non-DH-compliant, for obvious reasons.

Harry Potter finds himself inexplicably attracted to Pansy Parkinson. She absolutely refuses to reciprocate until he formally and politely requests her affections in Parseltongue. Harry does his very best to accommodate her request.

Draco and Hermione attend the Yule Ball together, which gives everyone something to talk about. ````This is the fifth installment of my Conversations series.

Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, Neville, Crabbe, Goyle, Luna, Ginny, Pansy, and Cho are playing a game of spin-the-bottle in the Astronomy Tower one night for fun. Everyone is blind-folded so they can't see who they kiss. When it's Harry's turn...who does he end up kissing? Take a wild guess! Fluffly little romance fic!

Dumbledore decides that as the Marauders and Snape are always in detention, they could just as well do something with that time that the whole school can enjoy. So, despite Lily's protests, the Detention Club presents its very own version of "Little Red Ridinghood."

Two original female characters wreak havoc from within the house of Slytherin. Madness ensues. (Takes place in Harry and all's fifth year)

James gets in touch with his prankster-ish side and the other three follow suit. A simple, ficlet-ish, uh, thing resulting of a burst of creativity in my uncomprehensible head. Enjoy (or at least try to) and review!

There are many reasons why Draco and Hermione shouldn't be together, starting with the basic conflict between Good and Evil and ending with the sheer impossibility of them ever being able to peacefully share a hair care shelf. `` ``However, on the roads of possibility there are many turnings and, if you follow the road on the right, turn off into the fields when you cross the threshold of disbelief and then wander for a good three days in the general direction of Greenland, you’ll end up somewhere where there's laughter and love and anger and everything else you'd expect in a relationship between two people who are almost, but not quite, totally different.

It's the summer after Harry's fifth year, and the new magical government faces an unexpected challenge: England is being swarmed by ghosts, spooks, and spirits! Even the Spirit Division can't handle it - but Arthur Weasley knows four Americans who can. Yep, it's a Harry Potter / Ghostbusters crossover!

After a near-death experience for Hermione, Draco, Harry, Hermione and Lucy are chosen by Dumbledore for an unusual quest. Talking cats, bagels and a not-so unsuspicious "Oracle."

Tonks goes on a blind date, Remus gets jealous, Sirius gets drunk, Dumbledore gets involved, and Molly embarrasses herself. Just an ordinary day at Grimmauld place, really. Takes place during OotP, and details how Remus and Tonks ended up together.

A short fic with a twist I guarantee you've NEVER seen...what if Harry Potter..."the Boy Who Lived"...simply...DIED?*evil grin

When his best enemy starts to ignore him, Draco Malfoy comes up with a new plan to be part of Harry Potter's life. Featuring ancient wands, bloody thorns, bored goblins, and gratuitous growling.``(Draco/Harry)

The year is 1998, Voldemort is dead, the World Quidditch Cup is in progress, and Petunia Dursley discovers (to her extreme fury) that she has suddenly developed magical powers. Rejected by Vernon and exiled from Privet Drive, she sets out to get her revenge on the entire Wizarding world -- with only her sister's old wand and Professor Snape to help her...

Ron thinks about Hermione....

James likes Lily. Maybe not as much as he likes Quidditch. She might like him, too - but unfortunately, Sirius, Remus and Peter have got it in their heads to be helpful. The Slytherins are less than amused by proceedings. Complications ensue.

A story in six-chapters about a horrible curse being perpetrated on a particularly deserving populace. Harry, who is out of shape, in trouble and stuck in the throes of a mid-life crisis, is presumably meant either to stop it or have it happen to him. Perhaps both.

Romance is chemistry between two people and certainly a very complicated thing that pops up at all times and in all forms. And Hogwarts sure had its share of that. What did the female half of five famous Hogwarts couples think of their partner before they got together?

What if The Dursleys didn't take Harry in? What if Harry grew up on the streets? What if Snape was Harry's real father? An original story using some very old cliches.

Ginny has dramatically changed. She is 21 now, and she has a vengeful hate that will not go away. The only way to get rid of it... hurt the one person she ever loved... Harry Potter.

James is in love with Lily -- there's only one problem. The problem is that she doesn't know it. When McGonagall makes them tutor each other in Transfigurations (for Lily) and Charms (for James).. feelings arise between the two. Is it love, hate, or a friendship? What will happen?

How can some some muggles, a bunch of first-years, a couple of Hogwarts misfits, a redheaded nerd, old enemies, ex-wives, a werewolf, a few Death Eaters, lots of dead people, and a witch that knows nothing about Quiddich save the day?

Precisely HOW does a thirty-seven year old, unemployed virginal werewolf snatch a malignantly clumsy twenty-something? With pity, alcohol, Mundungus Couture, evil rednecks, underage drinking, bad haircuts, poor role models, suicide, remorse, neo-existentialism and badly off-key Smiths songs. Gripping romance! Edge-of-your-seat entertainment! Tee-shirts that say 'Hottie Diva 69!' RL/NT and RW/HG! All this and far, far less.

Come and join in the fun with your favorite Hogwarts students as the halls become alive with the sound of music!

In Which there is a New Professor, and Oliver Wood is Tired.

Voldemort plans to go back in time to kill James and Lily before Harry is ever born. Can Harry save his mom and dad? What happens when the mom *likes* the son? Plus, the Marauders at 15...oh lordy!

Barely a month into the holidays, Harry Potter gets a letter from Hogwarts asking him to begin a course in "Intensive Training". Harry is the only one to whom the letter has been written... Harry's seventh year begins and is full of twists and unexpected events... Midway through the school year, something quite horrible happens, and Harry comes face to face with his worst nemesis, Voldemort, and a very shocking truth is revealed, one which will change Harry's life forever

Magical amulets, seances, daring rescues, cunning plans, apple-green blouses and rampaging Latin students.

A St. Valentine's Day special set in Fifth Year. Hermione makes some hand made chocolate for Harry. But will she be able to give it to him? Strictly H/H.

The results of the newest Weasley twins invention. They didn't mean any harm, but what do you expect when dealing with a lust potion? Remus/Tonks

Terry Boot has never had two legs. He's never had friends, good food, not even a mediocre education. All he's known is pain and a life with the Barduses, his senile grandparents, and their pot-bellied pig, Grudley. ``But all of this is about to change when a letter arrives at his hole, addressed to one "Harry Potter", and delivered by an owl messenger. A letter with an invitation to a wonderful place that he didn't know existed. ``Once there he finds not only another cripple to share his pain, but racism, favoritism, egotism, and many other isms that would take up too much space in this summary. ``If only Terry can survive this year, he will have made a place for himself in the wizarding world.

Hermione Granger was very happy at her job, overtime was left behind in her loyalty to her boss. But, one day she was walking down Diagon Alley, she bumped into the person she least expected. But will that person be unwelcome?

Hermione Granger takes a permission slip home to her parents, but has a lot of trouble keeping them on the subject, without them picking on every little near-fatal incident from her first four years.

A series of letters between Ron Weasley, and several weird organizations, including PureBloods United, and The Association Of Magical Teenagers. Also includes diary entries from Ron. Written by a hopelessly romantic Ron/Hermione shipper.

This is a romantic, humorous, single chapter fanfic which, aside from a very brief appearance by the Unknown Witch, stars only Harry and Hermione and Hermione\\\'s Little Inner Voice.

Harry and Ron argue, Hermione schemes, Ginny dreams and the twins are everywhere except on screen. Oh yes, it's yet another Harry Potter fluff fic.

It's time for a little revenge as the girls of Hogwarts get even, not mad - and just a little drunk.

A short parody based on Harry Potter meeting the typical transfer Mary Sue.

The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort another year's students... and deal with a BASILISK?!

Short and fun. Ron and Harry are the unintended victims of a budding young artist. One must be really careful when there is Magical 'photo finishing' available.

How did James get Lily to go out with him? It was a mystery until now...

Why does Severus HATE Valentine's Day? Because things like this ``always seem to happen to him. What started out as a typical V-Day, however, turns ``out to be something much more than either he or Hermione bargained on.

Dear Professor Snape; Draco Malfoy could not complete his essay because his evil girlfriend lured him to bed. P.S: Was absolutely smashed at time of this letter. G/D

It's the first weekend after school ends, and almost everyone is away. Vernon and Petunia Dursley decide to spend the weekend in London, leaving Harry and Dudley home alone for three days. Less than six hours after Vernon and Petunia leave, the boys manage to lock themselves out of the house. Stuck outside, with everyone away and nowhere to go, Harry and Dudley desperately try to survive their weekend.

A parody of parodies of badfics. Also slash, Mary Sue, MSTs, the prefect's bathroom and more! Actually that's about it.

Sequel to “Batman.” Draco wakes up the morning after Harry’s eighteenth birthday party to one heck of a surprise. Will involve more kissing, more tickling, eavesdropping, leather, and one cranky little kitten. Slash.

This is a kind-of-prequel to The Eighth Weasley. I got to wondering about what Rupert Giles, Ethan Rayne and Arthur Weasley were like at school because I see them as being kind of comparable to the famous Gryffindor trio. This is where it all starts...

Heh...this, to those who haven't recognised the word Jusenkyo, is a fic about Harry getting a transformation when splashed with cold water. Read the title to figure out what. *smiles wickedly* I am LOVING this....

A long-forgotten charm is activated, sending a Hogwarts student into an enchanted sleep. Will anyone be able to wake him? Slash.

Ron is certainly a loser when it comes to this romance...

Emily Williams is Swedish, basketball playing, sarcastic, and oh yes, magical. Sure, Emily knew that the Harry Potter books were realistic, but REAL? Boy, was she in for a huge surprise. When her family moves to England she just happens *coughRoncough* to fall through the barrier and to platform 9 3/4. She leaves for Hogwarts and meets all the usual characters, including some new ones, like the special Helen Shipley. Observe: No Mary-Sue-ing here! ;-)

The first ever Fawkes/Malfoy Owl Slash ever. Zeus, the black eagle owl is the object of a crush. Specifically, it's a certain phoenix. Birdslash.``The first in a series of vignettes.

A group of characters is gathered together to discuss trends in fanfiction and views examples in a MST style. A great sense of humor is a must when reading this fic!

A fifth year fic. Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, and the Death Eaters learn how to bake. Why has Voldemort started wearing a pink, frilly apron? Who the heck IS Elba Mafinki-Phurphenblossom? And what does herring have to do with anything? Includes much gratuitous insulting of Snape, Lucius Malfoy getting in touch with his inner child, bizarre cake recipes, a pure white herring, and general weirdness. Enjoy!

Hogwarts has a new class, and a new teacher--someone who has travelled a very long way, a very long way indeed. This fic was written a decade ago. As such, the grammar and punctuation may not be up to my current standard. However, there are no current plans to rework my older fics.

Hogwarts has been invaded by preppy cheerleaders - and Sirius is their first victim!! Featuring preppy cheerleaders, Quidditch, preppy cheerleaders, The Resident Anti-Preps of Gryffindor tower, preppy cheerleaders, and revenge gone wrong. (A MWPP/L Fic)

Draco is innocently determined and lovesick and decides to take some action to conquer Harry who seems to want to stay oblivious, though he's fallen for Draco, too. Contains talking mirrors, nasty broom accidents and more.

Have you ever wondered how James and Lily got together?? Were they friends before Hogwarts?? What will happen??

I O.D.'d on too much Snape in love. Hermione, banned from the library, discovers the joys of trashy romance, Parvati and Lavender consider getting even with Snape and the Slytherins for last year's Witch Weekly incident.

When snow, hormones, and magic collide.

Okay, it's the Hogwarts Players, and they're starting their sixth year season! It isn't all Quidditch, you know; Hogwarts has some very talented thespians. Enjoy the backstage antics as well as the brilliant musical Les Miserables, starring Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy!

Completely random challenge fic. Harry finds an enchanted quill and some... er... interesting stuff happens.

Hermione has been captured by Death Eaters. She is given to one Death Eater in particular and they have a rather... academic discussion in bed.

17-year-old Dublin dreamed all her life of attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but her parents kept her home, preferring to educate their daughter themselves. Upon their death, her eccentric aunt, tired of sharing the bathroom and the cinammon waffles, sends her to live her dream. On her first day at school, Dublin meets a boy who might just be everything she never knew she was missing - or possibly just a massive headache.

Luna had never really bothered to look up the word 'implausible' in the dictionary—or 'plausible', for that matter. And, as such, she didn't realise that what she was attempting was not only 'implausible' but completely insane.

Moony - by the girl who knew him best in his sixth year. Lotsa romance and fun, possibly a bit darker in later chapters....

Rita Skeeter outs Harry and Tonks in the Daily Prophet. Mrs. Weasley is not happy.

Harry and Ron fall in love with Hermione, who has just gotten a new make-over. The two solve the problem by summoning Pacey and Dawson from the television show "Dawson's Creek," who run rampant around Hogwarts while a new evil (or rather not-so-evil) villian lurks about.

Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can’t—or won’t—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape grows fond of the bugger, but doesn’t show it. Humour/Romance. Sequel to "Pink" but stands alone as well.

Aberforth Dumbledore wants to be fighting evil with the Order. He doesn't want to be teaching a bunch of runny-nosed school kids how to ward off Red Caps. But when he finds himself the new DADA teacher, he spices things up by providing Harry's class with a much less - traditional - education. Based on the film School of Rock.

A lover's quarrel and unethical use of a wand leaves Draco Malfoy at the hands of a clueless but sympathetic Harry, Ron and Hermione. A short, light hearted fic.

Two boys go camping with one sleeping bag and Sirius gets a lesson in Muggle resourcefulness.

When Sirius, James, and Peter find out who Remus is dating, they are very shocked. So is the whole school. However, in the end everything ends more or less well -- even though Sirius doesn't get to give his friends a striptease show. Slash, kisses, and confusion.

Rochelle, a mystifying, flirtatious girl, exchanges schools with Hermione. Hermione is going out with Harry, but will Harry be able to stay loyal to Hermione with Rochelle winking and tossing her hair around every corner? Strange happenings with the Sorting Hat. Trust, friendship, and lotsa' snogs.

Complete. Sirius Black is back from the dead and out to win the attentions of the man he loves – in any way possible! The result? A twisted tale of sex, goats and virgin’s blood. (And a healthy dose of drugs and rock’n’roll, too.) Featuring such fandom gems as Gay!Sirius, Clueless!Harry, Slut!Ginny and Don’t-Even-Ask!Snape.

"Auror Progression" is a set of stories from Harry's three years at Auror training. These stories are to be read along with The Human Condition. Each story will vary in length and content but I will rate each accordingly. The genre's also vary from story to story.

My favourite boys having a discussion of matters sexual with a bit of help in the form of graphic visual aid from the top shelf of the local news agent. Featuring : JuvenileDelinquent!Harry and Pliant!Draco. Written for Harry's 22nd birthday !

Harry Potter must be a masochist. Nevertheless, he continued to grab Draco Malfoy’s attention with his irritating Gryffindoltish pranks. He has Hermione and Ron on his side, so he must have a plan. Right? A humorous D/H story.

When they get roped into waiting to register James' unborn son for Hogwarts, Sirius and Remus have a long day's wait, and a small dilemma -- nobody's picked a name yet. Faturing the Patils, Finnigans, Longbottoms, Malfoys, and one Weasley as supporting cast...

Your traditional "Americans go to Hogwarts story" ... or is it? Two girls with some serious issues get sent to Britain, only to discover the amazing exchange isn't all they thought it would be. Will best friends be split apart? Will evil finally take over the school? But most important, will Honeydukes be able to keep enough Fizzing Whizbees in stock?

An abstract, artistic fic, where Harry has lost that...Oomph that makes Harry, Harry. Fred and Gorge feel they owe him one- must I say more? Funny, and thought provoking. Enjoy!

It's all for charity. H/D, D/G, H/Hr

What happens when a gender swapping spell turnd Hogwarts upside down? Join Harrietta Potter, Rhonda Weasley and Herman Granger as they, as well as their peers and professors, attempt to deal with the repercussions. Hilarity ensues as they struggle to uncover the mysteries of the opposite sex (what exactly is a tampon for? why are there flaps in boxers? is a bra supposed to feel this uncomfortable?).

Ron and Hermione take to a new student transferred in from Beauxbatons, but Harry suspects that there is more to young Wesley than meets the eye.

Lily really likes James, but he just doesn't see it. So watch as the Marauders as they prank Snape. I heard something about singing underwear.

Hermione comes over for a week long visit at the Weasley house in mid-August only to come in taps with her suddenly realizing her true feeling for Ron. And Hermione isn't the only one affected, for even though Ron has realized his fancying Hermione, he can't seem to do anything about it. This wouldn't be so terrible if maybe his whole family didn't know about his liking Hermione as well! Both Ron and Hermione had some, um, minor changes done over the summer, but somehow, those few minor changes could just make all the difference in the world... But anyway, summaries have never really been my strong point, so just check it out and see for yourself.

Harry somehow trades places with Snape after Ron puts a faulty attraction spell on him--or does he? Involving Snape!Harry with a few well-known characters...and yes, at one point it gets ever so slightly slashy, so if that's not your thing, don't read on.

In Hermione's 7th year, Professor Lupin returns to the position of DADA teacher. In an attempt to get Hermione expelled and Lupin fired, someone casts a lust spell on them.````Hermione/Remus (don't like it, don't read it)

In seventh year, the Slytherin Head Boy and the Gryffindor Head Girl join forces. Who is the mysterious Gryffindor girl and what is it about her past that will leave Draco speechless? Read the fic to find out.

Annie-Elizabeth Howard doesn’t take it all too kindly when her mother starts to date again, only about six months after the death of her father. So Annie and her best friend Patsy decide to scare every single guy away. They turn into regular Marauders against the threat of each new boyfriend. They don’t have much trouble; their beloved Harry Potter books give them plenty of ideas. But what happens when Annie’s mother brings home Sirus Blake? To put it simply: pure chaos. AU fic. Read at your own risk.