- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Schnoogle
- Genres:
- Action Humor
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
- Stats:
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Published: 06/12/2002Updated: 11/30/2002Words: 12,008Chapters: 3Hits: 3,325
Harry Potter and the Carrot Cake of Doom
Elektra
- Story Summary:
- A fifth year fic. Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, and the Death Eaters learn how to bake. Why has Voldemort started wearing a pink, frilly apron? Who the heck IS Elba Mafinki-Phurphenblossom? And what does herring have to do with anything? Includes much gratuitous insulting of Snape, Lucius Malfoy getting in touch with his inner child, bizarre cake recipes, a pure white herring, and general weirdness. Enjoy!
Prologue
06/12/2002A fifth year fic. Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, and the Death Eaters learn how to bake. Why has Voldemort started wearing a pink, frilly apron? Who the heck IS Elba Mafinki-Phurphenblossom? And what does herring have to do with anything? Includes much gratuitous insulting of Snape, Lucius Malfoy getting in touch with his inner child, bizarre cake recipes, a pure white herring, and general weirdness. Enjoy!
Chapter 01
06/22/2002A fifth year fic. Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, and the Death Eaters learn how to bake. Why has Voldemort started wearing a pink, frilly apron? Who the heck IS Elba Mafinki-Phurphenblossom? And what does herring have to do with anything? Includes much gratuitous insulting of Snape, Lucius Malfoy getting in touch with his inner child, bizarre cake recipes, a pure white herring, and general weirdness. Enjoy!
Chapter 02
11/30/2002A fifth year fic. Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, and the Death Eaters learn how to bake. Why has Voldemort started wearing a pink, frilly apron? Who the heck IS Elba Mafinki-Phurphenblossom? And what does herring have to do with anything? Includes much gratuitous insulting of Snape, Lucius Malfoy getting in touch with his inner child, bizarre cake recipes, a pure white herring, and general weirdness. Enjoy!