Rating:
PG-13
House:
Schnoogle
Genres:
Action Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 06/12/2002
Updated: 11/30/2002
Words: 12,008
Chapters: 3
Hits: 3,325

Harry Potter and the Carrot Cake of Doom

Elektra

Story Summary:
A fifth year fic. Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, and the Death Eaters learn how to bake. Why has Voldemort started wearing a pink, frilly apron? Who the heck IS Elba Mafinki-Phurphenblossom? And what does herring have to do with anything? Includes much gratuitous insulting of Snape, Lucius Malfoy getting in touch with his inner child, bizarre cake recipes, a pure white herring, and general weirdness. Enjoy!

Prologue
06/12/2002

A fifth year fic. Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, and the Death Eaters learn how to bake. Why has Voldemort started wearing a pink, frilly apron? Who the heck IS Elba Mafinki-Phurphenblossom? And what does herring have to do with anything? Includes much gratuitous insulting of Snape, Lucius Malfoy getting in touch with his inner child, bizarre cake recipes, a pure white herring, and general weirdness. Enjoy!

Words: 3,643
Hits: 1,910
Chapter 01
06/22/2002

A fifth year fic. Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, and the Death Eaters learn how to bake. Why has Voldemort started wearing a pink, frilly apron? Who the heck IS Elba Mafinki-Phurphenblossom? And what does herring have to do with anything? Includes much gratuitous insulting of Snape, Lucius Malfoy getting in touch with his inner child, bizarre cake recipes, a pure white herring, and general weirdness. Enjoy!

Words: 4,290
Hits: 861
Chapter 02
11/30/2002

A fifth year fic. Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, and the Death Eaters learn how to bake. Why has Voldemort started wearing a pink, frilly apron? Who the heck IS Elba Mafinki-Phurphenblossom? And what does herring have to do with anything? Includes much gratuitous insulting of Snape, Lucius Malfoy getting in touch with his inner child, bizarre cake recipes, a pure white herring, and general weirdness. Enjoy!

Words: 4,075
Hits: 554