Caught, Once Again, by a Hot Boy, While Curled Up in a Ball, Eating My Hair

17-year-old Dublin dreamed all her life of attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but her parents kept her home, preferring to educate their daughter themselves. Upon their death, her eccentric aunt, tired of sharing the bathroom and the cinammon waffles, sends her to live her dream. On her first day at school, Dublin meets a boy who might just be everything she never knew she was missing - or possibly just a massive headache.

Chapter 2 - Our courageous heroine nearly kills the Boy Who Lived. Accidentally, of course.

Dublin meets the welcoming yet eccentric and slightly unnerving Professor Dumbledore.

Dublin has an unorthodox reaction to Professor Dumbledore's invitation to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Dublin meets McGonagall, Hermione, and Ron, tours the castle, once again encounters the magnificent Harry Potter, and prays to be struck by lightning. You know. The usual.

Dublin accumulates at least two more spectacular bruises and has an interesting experience under the Sorting Hat.