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Terry Boot has never had two legs. He's never had friends, good food, not even a mediocre education. All he's known is pain and a life with the Barduses, his senile grandparents, and their pot-bellied pig, Grudley. ``But all of this is about to change when a letter arrives at his hole, addressed to one "Harry Potter", and delivered by an owl messenger. A letter with an invitation to a wonderful place that he didn't know existed. ``Once there he finds not only another cripple to share his pain, but racism, favoritism, egotism, and many other isms that would take up too much space in this summary. ``If only Terry can survive this year, he will have made a place for himself in the wizarding world.

Hermione Granger was very happy at her job, overtime was left behind in her loyalty to her boss. But, one day she was walking down Diagon Alley, she bumped into the person she least expected. But will that person be unwelcome?

Hermione Granger takes a permission slip home to her parents, but has a lot of trouble keeping them on the subject, without them picking on every little near-fatal incident from her first four years.

A series of letters between Ron Weasley, and several weird organizations, including PureBloods United, and The Association Of Magical Teenagers. Also includes diary entries from Ron. Written by a hopelessly romantic Ron/Hermione shipper.

This is a romantic, humorous, single chapter fanfic which, aside from a very brief appearance by the Unknown Witch, stars only Harry and Hermione and Hermione\\\'s Little Inner Voice.

Harry and Ron argue, Hermione schemes, Ginny dreams and the twins are everywhere except on screen. Oh yes, it's yet another Harry Potter fluff fic.

It's time for a little revenge as the girls of Hogwarts get even, not mad - and just a little drunk.

A short parody based on Harry Potter meeting the typical transfer Mary Sue.

The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort another year's students... and deal with a BASILISK?!

Short and fun. Ron and Harry are the unintended victims of a budding young artist. One must be really careful when there is Magical 'photo finishing' available.

How did James get Lily to go out with him? It was a mystery until now...

Why does Severus HATE Valentine's Day? Because things like this ``always seem to happen to him. What started out as a typical V-Day, however, turns ``out to be something much more than either he or Hermione bargained on.

Dear Professor Snape; Draco Malfoy could not complete his essay because his evil girlfriend lured him to bed. P.S: Was absolutely smashed at time of this letter. G/D

It's the first weekend after school ends, and almost everyone is away. Vernon and Petunia Dursley decide to spend the weekend in London, leaving Harry and Dudley home alone for three days. Less than six hours after Vernon and Petunia leave, the boys manage to lock themselves out of the house. Stuck outside, with everyone away and nowhere to go, Harry and Dudley desperately try to survive their weekend.

A parody of parodies of badfics. Also slash, Mary Sue, MSTs, the prefect's bathroom and more! Actually that's about it.

Sequel to “Batman.” Draco wakes up the morning after Harry’s eighteenth birthday party to one heck of a surprise. Will involve more kissing, more tickling, eavesdropping, leather, and one cranky little kitten. Slash.

This is a kind-of-prequel to The Eighth Weasley. I got to wondering about what Rupert Giles, Ethan Rayne and Arthur Weasley were like at school because I see them as being kind of comparable to the famous Gryffindor trio. This is where it all starts...

Heh...this, to those who haven't recognised the word Jusenkyo, is a fic about Harry getting a transformation when splashed with cold water. Read the title to figure out what. *smiles wickedly* I am LOVING this....

A long-forgotten charm is activated, sending a Hogwarts student into an enchanted sleep. Will anyone be able to wake him? Slash.

Ron is certainly a loser when it comes to this romance...

Emily Williams is Swedish, basketball playing, sarcastic, and oh yes, magical. Sure, Emily knew that the Harry Potter books were realistic, but REAL? Boy, was she in for a huge surprise. When her family moves to England she just happens *coughRoncough* to fall through the barrier and to platform 9 3/4. She leaves for Hogwarts and meets all the usual characters, including some new ones, like the special Helen Shipley. Observe: No Mary-Sue-ing here! ;-)

The first ever Fawkes/Malfoy Owl Slash ever. Zeus, the black eagle owl is the object of a crush. Specifically, it's a certain phoenix. Birdslash.``The first in a series of vignettes.

A group of characters is gathered together to discuss trends in fanfiction and views examples in a MST style. A great sense of humor is a must when reading this fic!

A fifth year fic. Ron and Hermione are clueless, Harry discovers his love of knitting, Sirius and Remus get chased by rabid carrots, and the Death Eaters learn how to bake. Why has Voldemort started wearing a pink, frilly apron? Who the heck IS Elba Mafinki-Phurphenblossom? And what does herring have to do with anything? Includes much gratuitous insulting of Snape, Lucius Malfoy getting in touch with his inner child, bizarre cake recipes, a pure white herring, and general weirdness. Enjoy!

Hogwarts has a new class, and a new teacher--someone who has travelled a very long way, a very long way indeed. This fic was written a decade ago. As such, the grammar and punctuation may not be up to my current standard. However, there are no current plans to rework my older fics.

Hogwarts has been invaded by preppy cheerleaders - and Sirius is their first victim!! Featuring preppy cheerleaders, Quidditch, preppy cheerleaders, The Resident Anti-Preps of Gryffindor tower, preppy cheerleaders, and revenge gone wrong. (A MWPP/L Fic)

Have you ever wondered how James and Lily got together?? Were they friends before Hogwarts?? What will happen??

Draco is innocently determined and lovesick and decides to take some action to conquer Harry who seems to want to stay oblivious, though he's fallen for Draco, too. Contains talking mirrors, nasty broom accidents and more.

I O.D.'d on too much Snape in love. Hermione, banned from the library, discovers the joys of trashy romance, Parvati and Lavender consider getting even with Snape and the Slytherins for last year's Witch Weekly incident.

When snow, hormones, and magic collide.

Okay, it's the Hogwarts Players, and they're starting their sixth year season! It isn't all Quidditch, you know; Hogwarts has some very talented thespians. Enjoy the backstage antics as well as the brilliant musical Les Miserables, starring Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy!

Completely random challenge fic. Harry finds an enchanted quill and some... er... interesting stuff happens.

Hermione has been captured by Death Eaters. She is given to one Death Eater in particular and they have a rather... academic discussion in bed.

17-year-old Dublin dreamed all her life of attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but her parents kept her home, preferring to educate their daughter themselves. Upon their death, her eccentric aunt, tired of sharing the bathroom and the cinammon waffles, sends her to live her dream. On her first day at school, Dublin meets a boy who might just be everything she never knew she was missing - or possibly just a massive headache.

Luna had never really bothered to look up the word 'implausible' in the dictionary—or 'plausible', for that matter. And, as such, she didn't realise that what she was attempting was not only 'implausible' but completely insane.

Moony - by the girl who knew him best in his sixth year. Lotsa romance and fun, possibly a bit darker in later chapters....

Rita Skeeter outs Harry and Tonks in the Daily Prophet. Mrs. Weasley is not happy.

Harry and Ron fall in love with Hermione, who has just gotten a new make-over. The two solve the problem by summoning Pacey and Dawson from the television show "Dawson's Creek," who run rampant around Hogwarts while a new evil (or rather not-so-evil) villian lurks about.

Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can’t—or won’t—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape grows fond of the bugger, but doesn’t show it. Humour/Romance. Sequel to "Pink" but stands alone as well.

Aberforth Dumbledore wants to be fighting evil with the Order. He doesn't want to be teaching a bunch of runny-nosed school kids how to ward off Red Caps. But when he finds himself the new DADA teacher, he spices things up by providing Harry's class with a much less - traditional - education. Based on the film School of Rock.

A lover's quarrel and unethical use of a wand leaves Draco Malfoy at the hands of a clueless but sympathetic Harry, Ron and Hermione. A short, light hearted fic.

Two boys go camping with one sleeping bag and Sirius gets a lesson in Muggle resourcefulness.

When Sirius, James, and Peter find out who Remus is dating, they are very shocked. So is the whole school. However, in the end everything ends more or less well -- even though Sirius doesn't get to give his friends a striptease show. Slash, kisses, and confusion.

Rochelle, a mystifying, flirtatious girl, exchanges schools with Hermione. Hermione is going out with Harry, but will Harry be able to stay loyal to Hermione with Rochelle winking and tossing her hair around every corner? Strange happenings with the Sorting Hat. Trust, friendship, and lotsa' snogs.

Complete. Sirius Black is back from the dead and out to win the attentions of the man he loves – in any way possible! The result? A twisted tale of sex, goats and virgin’s blood. (And a healthy dose of drugs and rock’n’roll, too.) Featuring such fandom gems as Gay!Sirius, Clueless!Harry, Slut!Ginny and Don’t-Even-Ask!Snape.

"Auror Progression" is a set of stories from Harry's three years at Auror training. These stories are to be read along with The Human Condition. Each story will vary in length and content but I will rate each accordingly. The genre's also vary from story to story.

My favourite boys having a discussion of matters sexual with a bit of help in the form of graphic visual aid from the top shelf of the local news agent. Featuring : JuvenileDelinquent!Harry and Pliant!Draco. Written for Harry's 22nd birthday !

Harry Potter must be a masochist. Nevertheless, he continued to grab Draco Malfoy’s attention with his irritating Gryffindoltish pranks. He has Hermione and Ron on his side, so he must have a plan. Right? A humorous D/H story.

When they get roped into waiting to register James' unborn son for Hogwarts, Sirius and Remus have a long day's wait, and a small dilemma -- nobody's picked a name yet. Faturing the Patils, Finnigans, Longbottoms, Malfoys, and one Weasley as supporting cast...

Your traditional "Americans go to Hogwarts story" ... or is it? Two girls with some serious issues get sent to Britain, only to discover the amazing exchange isn't all they thought it would be. Will best friends be split apart? Will evil finally take over the school? But most important, will Honeydukes be able to keep enough Fizzing Whizbees in stock?

An abstract, artistic fic, where Harry has lost that...Oomph that makes Harry, Harry. Fred and Gorge feel they owe him one- must I say more? Funny, and thought provoking. Enjoy!

It's all for charity. H/D, D/G, H/Hr

What happens when a gender swapping spell turnd Hogwarts upside down? Join Harrietta Potter, Rhonda Weasley and Herman Granger as they, as well as their peers and professors, attempt to deal with the repercussions. Hilarity ensues as they struggle to uncover the mysteries of the opposite sex (what exactly is a tampon for? why are there flaps in boxers? is a bra supposed to feel this uncomfortable?).

Ron and Hermione take to a new student transferred in from Beauxbatons, but Harry suspects that there is more to young Wesley than meets the eye.

Lily really likes James, but he just doesn't see it. So watch as the Marauders as they prank Snape. I heard something about singing underwear.

Hermione comes over for a week long visit at the Weasley house in mid-August only to come in taps with her suddenly realizing her true feeling for Ron. And Hermione isn't the only one affected, for even though Ron has realized his fancying Hermione, he can't seem to do anything about it. This wouldn't be so terrible if maybe his whole family didn't know about his liking Hermione as well! Both Ron and Hermione had some, um, minor changes done over the summer, but somehow, those few minor changes could just make all the difference in the world... But anyway, summaries have never really been my strong point, so just check it out and see for yourself.

Harry somehow trades places with Snape after Ron puts a faulty attraction spell on him--or does he? Involving Snape!Harry with a few well-known characters...and yes, at one point it gets ever so slightly slashy, so if that's not your thing, don't read on.

In Hermione's 7th year, Professor Lupin returns to the position of DADA teacher. In an attempt to get Hermione expelled and Lupin fired, someone casts a lust spell on them.````Hermione/Remus (don't like it, don't read it)

In seventh year, the Slytherin Head Boy and the Gryffindor Head Girl join forces. Who is the mysterious Gryffindor girl and what is it about her past that will leave Draco speechless? Read the fic to find out.

Annie-Elizabeth Howard doesn’t take it all too kindly when her mother starts to date again, only about six months after the death of her father. So Annie and her best friend Patsy decide to scare every single guy away. They turn into regular Marauders against the threat of each new boyfriend. They don’t have much trouble; their beloved Harry Potter books give them plenty of ideas. But what happens when Annie’s mother brings home Sirus Blake? To put it simply: pure chaos. AU fic. Read at your own risk.

Possibly the world's first Penelope/Lockhart fic. A celebrity infatuation turns into something not quite so one-sided when placed in a classroom situation...

"'Student, tall, beater's build...' Okay, maybe not quite beater's build, but he was close enough." Ron Weasley places a personal ad and lies shamelessly about himself and his assets. Unfortunately, his date did the same.

Happy Birthday, Tom Felton!

Ah, the famous adventures of James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter! Written just because I'd always wondered about that myself, and this answer--which I'm pretty sure I came up with on my own--amused me. Features Randy!James, NotAnIdiot!Peter, Studious!Sirius, and and a NotAMarySue!Original Character.

Set ten years after they've left Hogwarts. Why have Harry and Ron fallen out? Harry has a new best friend in Ginny. Why does Harry go from one meaningless relationship to the next? Is there something more to their friendship?

Lily Evans had big plans for her seventh year. She was going to be one of the best Head Girls ever, she was going to whip the prefects into shape, she was going to ace all her NEWTs, and she was not going to let James Potter get to her. (Because he didn't. He had no effect on her whatsoever. Honestly. None at all.) So why aren't things working out to plan?

It's Harry's seventh year, and Fred and George get the Gryffindors together for a game of Truth or Dare.

Sequel to The Matchmakers. Now that they're finally a couple, life seems perfect. But it isn't. Of course it isn't - this is Hogwarts, after all. H/Hr, R/L, Draco angst and more matchmaking all included.

Someone 'up there' (think Heavenwards) decides to give Hogwarts a look-in and wackiness ensues. Harry and Ron are trying to deal with being in fifth year as best they can, when their quiet start to the year is disrupted in a very... fiery way and things look to get everso slightly barking as the story continues.

Dumbledore's kidnapped the gang! And he's making them compete in a singing competition! What songs will people pick? Who will break up, or hook up? Most importantly, who will win the contest?

A fun place to chat away from Hogwarts, even with a court room for those not so fun moments...

An explosion in the Potions classroom leaves behind a raving Potions Master, a bloody Draco, and a certain redhead we all love having a moment of altruistic weakness. Since kindness makes our favourite white ferret suspicious and a bit snarky, Ginny decides to put some rather embarrassing information about Draco to good use. Ahh, nothing like one-upsmanship to kindle a little romance. D/G, of course, but it mentions various other pairings (teenagers plus hormones = ... c'mon, what do you expect?!).

Draco has lost Hermione in Hogsmeade... and is having the not-so-time-of-his-life finding her!

A look into the life of Voldy's pet snake, Nagini.

Gryffindor common room in the autumn of sixth year: Peter is upset about a recent breakup with his girlfriend. James has been looking for an excuse to break out his illegally-procured bottle of firewhiskey. Remus tries to be the voice of reason. Sirius acts like... well, like Sirius.

Draco Malfoy is twenty years old, single and unemployed. When he’s forced to move out of the Manor and get a job, Draco signs up with the Ministry and creates his own hell. Misery loves company, and Draco Malfoy is inviting everyone in for a drink.

On Harry's 15th birthday someone shows up at the Dursley's house to take Harry away. They tell him that he is no longer safe at number 4 Privet Drive. Then when Harry returns to Hogwarts there is a new student in the fifth year. But is this new student really who they seem? And are Snape and Harry really as different as they think? Find out!

Unrequited love can do funny things to a witch... or to a wizard. Tonks and Merope weren\'t the only ones to have trouble with their powers- in 1976, James Potter had his own problems as well. Contains het, two paragraphs of slash, and reference to bodice ripper novels.

Fifth year, the Gryffindor wizards and witches make the night before the Leaving Feast a one to remember!

Hermione and Fred had a raging fire bloom between them years before, but when the spark lights again, will they be willing to kindle it?

There's going to be a ball at Hogwarts and everyone's excited... especially Cho. Is she really that sweet? Or does she have some scheme up her sleeve? Each chapter is written in the point of view of a different character.

Take James Potter: Quidditch extraordinaire, dashing, handsome, and something of a jerk. Now, do yourself a favor and enter Lily Evans, a sweet girl with an attitude... A story of courtship gone wrong with fibs, fluff, and all-around fun. Excerpt:``"James put down the cushion he'd beaned Sirius over the head with. 'Sirius, the whole point of Evans is that she's not like all the other girls. She's--she's perfect. And there's no way she's falling for me if I just carry her books around for her.' He looked at Sirius flatly.`` Unconcerned, Sirius put his feet up on the table between them and grinned that daredevil smile of his (the one that melted an average of five girls every day.) 'Who says you're just going to carry her books for her?'

Are you sailing the S.S. Guns & Handcuffs, and has your boggart been assuming the shape of a white-blond corpse ever since HBP was announced? In this case, here's something to ease your mind....

Draco Malfoy, in his third year at Hogwarts, sets out to discover what shape his boggart shifts into. When he he does, he decides to make the most of it... and satisfy his craving for Harry. Slash

What happens when Snape has to teach a drama class? What happens when Ginny falls for a boy other than Harry? What happens when Hermione realizes her own feelings? Read and discover, or something.

Disaster lies in wait for the unsuspecting. Harry encounters a series of confusing events which lead him to one person: Draco Malfoy. Unfortunately, Draco is as befuddled as he is...featuring a cast of thousands who are all in the know, and two boys who most emphatically are not. (Slash warning.)

Dumbledore came up with a plan to help the seventh years prepare for marriage. Hermione thought this was going to be great, but when the sorting hat got to her name and shouted "SEVERUS SNAPE," she wasn't so sure.

Whoops! Harry has managed to land in Fan Fiction land. The slash version no less...

A series of short stories set in the "The Bargain" universe. Read "The Bargain" first, or nothing will make sense.

The adventures of the next generation of the Potter/Weasley clan at Hogwarts.

Harry has a special wish for his birthday.

What would happen if the Marauders were stuck in a room together? Will James go mad? Or has he already? And what is it with Sirius and Duck-Duck-Goose?

Lily and James, rivals-extraordinaire, receive a peculiar bit of news (to downplay it just a bit) after a dangerous encounter. Harry and Ginny, casual acqaintances, get the same piece of news during his seventh year. They uncover the truth about Lily and James, and find out why everything happened like it did. And they have to work together to bring about the unthinkable, while going through the most emotionally-tolling experience ever concieved by man. Can two barely-friends become comfortable around each other for the sake of their loved ones? Will Sirius ever grow up? When will Harry and Ginny both stop trying to be so noble? Why did Dumbledore even show them that stupid green thing to begin with? Set in two time periods.

When her eyes reached the edge of the forest, they fell upon the white stag in her dreams and the enormous black dog walking on either side of a ... werewolf?! A James/Lily fic - obviously MWPP era. My version of how the legend really begins. Sweetness abounds, along with comic relief. :)

A bet, a prank, and a detention mark a year in which Harry fumbles his way into Ginny's arms. Three part fic written for the H/G fic-a-fest on LiveJournal.

Jacqui Potter has lived away from her brother since her parents' unforunate death. In a day's time, the twins are reunited, and neither are surprised. When three people come back to life, they're in shock. Cedric Diggory/OC HP/GW, HG/VK

Sirius discovers some very interesting things about Remus Lupin's kissing history while at Hogwarts. Hilarity ensues! Written entirely in dialogue.

Half a generation after Voldemort's defeat, an ordinary teenaged girl decides to become an Animagus. Things don't quite go as she planned.

Harry and Draco partaking in a game of strip poker? Draco taking a nude walk around Hogwarts? Perverted portraits? Not in a million years! And what sight is too evil even for the Dark Lord?