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The Angels Never Sang by MPotter77andPenelope
10/10/2003Why have the Angels Never Sang? The answer is different for every person, and each chapter will be told from a different point of view, giving them a chance go in-depth about why the angels never sang. In this chapter: Ron looks at the different ways the angels have slighted his best friend.
Harry Potter and the Knights of Walpurgis by IslandPrincess1
10/31/2006In what should be his seventh year at the famous Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry Potter once again instead finds himself fighting for his life. Dumbledore is dead, Hogwarts is under threat and the Wizarding World is once again at war, he has to help. But along the way, and with a little help from his friends, he will come to find though, that there is more to this than meets the eye.
Going Crazy by Slythindor
03/13/2003Draco has gone insane. Tricks have been unleashed all week. Ron thinks it's hilarious, Harry wonders whats gotten into him, and Hermione is appalled. What's gotten into Draco?
Coercion of Skies by Aurelius Spark
02/04/2003The Hogwarts students are invited to attend a week-long summer session at Beauxbatons Academy. Under the glowing sun of southern France, long-standing romantic tensions begin to connect and unravel. *Hermione/Ron, Harry/Ginny*
To See Beyond The Veil by Myrrha
04/06/2004Back for their sixth year, Blaise and Ron are assigined to a Potions project together. Blaise discovers a startling new development in her life, and when he finds out what it is, Ron enlists her help to get Sirius back. Snape acts mysterious, Harry gets angry, Draco gets confused, Ginny gets defensive, Hermione does some problem solving, and...oh - Tonks teaches DADA!
When You're Good, You're Good by fbline
07/30/2004It's the summer after their fifth year and the trio is back at Grimmauld Place. Late one night, Harry and Ron are in the kitchen trying to figure out why certain people are treating them differently. When Dumbledore joins them, the answers he gives surprises them.
Till Death Do Us Part by Hermione_Ginny
07/21/2006Ron and Hermione finally confess their love for each other...
A Mission Like No Other by I Smell Rates
11/27/2005Ron and Ginny must brave Muggle London to convince an embittered Squib to help the Order of the Phoenix. Prequel to "An Emergency Like No Other."
Hermione's Boyfriend by Siofra The Elf
10/29/2004Hermione discovers that having a boyfriend isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, especially when one of your best friends is acting like an overprotective big brother about it. She eventually finds out that her friends are a lot sneakier than she ever gave them credit for.
To Love Someone by SoAntigone
05/13/2003“Hermione Granger, here to identify bodies of my parents.” Disbelief was evident in her angry eyes. ‘Honestly, it is just rude to go around sending owls to people, telling them that their parents are dead!’````Hermione's world is turned upside down in a matter of minutes. What to do now? Ron/Hermine angst
Chasing Ginny by Malfoys Hottie
03/04/2004(cowritten and betaed by Kaystar) Harry thinks life can't get any worse after Sirius's death. One day Hermione calls and what they think will be the realationship of a lifetime starts. When Hermione is at the Burrow things begin to change. One encounter with Ron may change the way the trio thinks about each other forever. Can Ginny help them sort everything out?
The Words of the Unspoken by Gaby Garcia
09/20/2003When Lucius murders Narcissa, she gives Draco the only thing that Lucius couldn't take away from her in her will: love. How can he use it to defeat his father now that Lucius has branched off on his own? What about Ginny being this flower of six thorns? Is it a charm or a curse? Harry and Ron can't see what's right in front of them and Ron gets all the ladies. And Seamus has his eye on a certian Slytherin. Will Draco take the easy way out or defend his true love when Lucius overthrows Voldemort and threatens the wizarding word? D/G H/H R/L, twins, OC, SS/OC, SF/slyth
A stolen moment between Ron and Hermione. A very, very short outtake taking place in the final chapter of HBP.
Trapped in the Wake of a Dream by indemonshadow
05/04/2005Harry comes out of the closet with an odd taste in men. Hermione and Ron argue more than usual, and things not meant to be said are brought into the open. Unforgettable dreams of Quidditch players ensue, as well as some wacky love proclamations when a secret is spilled!
Elsarinxzarlas Calsarracktik (Xzar Cal for short) is a student going to Hogwarts in Harrys First year. She is not normal-very abnormal, even more so that Harry-and has a few problems that could be cured with a simple solution. So how is she to survive the school year?
Ron takes a trip to Diagon Alley and becomes side-tracked by Narcissa Malfoy. (Ron/Narcissa)
Complications of a Broken Heart by Kerry
08/09/2005Hermione cared about Ron with all her heart, but he dumped her like yesterday's waste. What happens when she starts dating someone close to him? Ron isn't the only one who has eyes for the new Hermione.
Fleur Delacour Vs Cho Chang by hey its me
10/04/2002Fleur goes to Hogwarts for her final year of magical schooling to pursue her love for Harry, only to find out that he already loves Cho. On a jealous spying search to find out some dirty information about Cho, Fleur finds out more than she bargained for. Only Ron seems to believe her. Read on to find out more...
Draco pulls out all the stops for his second date with Ron. Harry is unsure whether some of those stops might not have been better off left pushed in. Slashy banter ensues. Sequel to "The Queen Who Lived" and hovering between AT and Riddikulus.
Trivial Pursuits by michelle_31a
11/06/2006A simple, plotless little fic in the Seinfeldian style, featuring Harry, Luna, Ron and Hermione trying their hand at a famous Muggle pastime...
Secrets by Slythindor
04/18/2003Hermione thought life was going fine (well, as fine as it ever could get), but after a run-in with Draco Malfoy in Diagon Alley, things are looking rather like they used to be. Ron's worried for her, as usual, but she just can't keep away. Then there are the mysterious letters, telling her that he's still alive. Can he be? Everyone has their secrets, it's when they start to come out that the worst happens...
The Harsh Light of Day by Lizyrd_Malfoy
07/16/2002A twisted little offering from the recesses of my head- a story about the mysterious disappearance of Harry Potter and the answer to his whereabouts, which is wrapped up in a series of bloody murders. Mystery and romance thread their way through this exciting excursion into the field of the serious and lengthy..
Drifting by Pandora Culpa
09/07/2003Once, the three of them had been inseparable and invincible. But for whatever cruel reasoning, the Fates had decreed that old Atropos cut the cord that had held him threaded through their lives. Without him, they were incomplete. He wondered, not for the first time, if it had been himself who had died, would she have grieved him so fiercely? Would he have? One is gone, the two who remain have only each other for comfort. A short, bittersweet story of how they abide.
E Pluribus Unum by Paula Z.
02/05/2004A few years after graduation and the defeat of Voldemort, Ron and Harry are drawn into a case of espionage. They quickly discover that the spy is just the beginning of their problems.
Your Friends and Neighbors by TheTreacleTart
12/02/2004Harry, Ron, and Hermione move into a new neighborhood. Someone is watching them closely. HP/RW/HG
Can I Have More Than One Love by hpbookie20
06/20/2004Hermione thought that her life was normal again, until Ron gets jelous again because she is talking to Draco. Then the end of the year dance is coming up. Who will she go with?
Centrifugal Force by Melindaleo2000
11/22/2004ONE-SHOT. When Hermione invites Ron, Ginny, and Harry to her house for the weekend to attend a Muggle Carnival, surprises occur. How will four teens forced to deal with adult problems handle suddenly being allowed to act like kids? Originally written for the SIYE summer challenge.
Truth and Consequences by argonaut57
09/13/2004It was just another Ron and Hermione spat, everyone thought. But Hermione had finally had enough. During the Hallowe'en Feast, she confronts Ron alone in Gryffindor Tower, and asks the one question he hoped she'd never ask. His answer will change everything for both of them!
The Hogwarts Diaries by Haley J. The Bat
01/09/2004Ginny, Harry, Hermione, and Ron are all writing in their journals seventh year. It's a good thing, too, because amongst Hermione and Ron's drama and Harry and Ginny's fluffiness, there's some darned funny stuff going on.
If there is one thing by Tres
07/26/2004If there is one thing, besides her intelligence,``Hermione Granger prides herself on, it’s her ability to understand``everything that goes on around her. There may be times when she’s``confused or uncertain but in the end she always figures it out. So why``is it that now, the very thing she can’t figure out is the one thing``she should definitely know: her own feelings? No OotP spoilers!``D/H Hr/R/?
Magical Evenings by Leila Irene
05/12/2004Nights like this one are magical. When the stars are sprinkled across the velvet sky like so many fireflies and fairies and the moon glows with radiance rarely seen, something special is bound to happen. And what will it be tonight? Step inside with me, and we shall see, though I’m sure that we both can venture a guess.
A Nod Is as Good as a Wink...or Not by Matroushka
11/12/2007Ron is terrified to tell Molly about his relationship with Harry, and drops hints that fail dismally... Full challenge wording at the end of the fic. Written for the hprwfqf on Insane Journal.
Mourning Rites by Hijja
11/26/2004They didn't empty Harry's room. Not of any of Harry's meagre possessions, not of any of Dudley's discarded toys.
Love at The Burrow by Fantail100
11/21/2002This is the sequel to 'When it Snows in August' so it would make sense to read that first, but not completely necessary. You might not understand a few parts though. Fluffy H/G!
Public Displays of Affliction by Caelmarith
07/25/2004It all begins the summer after Ron's fifth year at Hogwarts. Ron & the Weasley Twins meet two hyper-active witches by the names of Audra & Meghan who also attend Hogwarts. As the book unfolds, the reader becomes aware of the fact that these two young witches would become key to unlocking a world full of mysteries and mischief at the school. The question remains: is Hogwarts prepared for all the truths they have to offer?
Hope by Siofra The Elf
09/11/2004Sometimes all the world needs is a fresh set of eyes and a new point of view to see the great heroes of our time.
The Trip Back by hpbookie20
11/18/2003Ginny, Harry, and Ron go back to Hogwarts in disguise after Voldemort has defeated Dumbledore, and Lucius Malfoy is headmaster. Ginny finds someone there, and decides to stick with him. Will he be a help to her plan, or will she trip, and start falling for him?
Spin the Bottle by SilverSeahorse
09/27/2004Hermione's feelings for Ron are brought to the surface during a game of Spin the Bottle with the Gryffindors, but he'd never feel the same - would he?
Like Father, Like Son by Mira Miracle
09/22/2006Maths like it's taught in Muggle schools is useless, isn't it? In this matter, both Ron and his son Nick think alike. Unfortunately, they have to complete Nick's maths homework together - but luckily there's always some help around.
The Process of Elimination (Who am I?) by Potters Rogue
06/06/2004So!``You think you know me? You really think you know me?!``Let's see if you do. Let's give you a chance to prove it.``Who am I?
Summer Storm by Nathaniel
09/17/2008A summer storm. From out of nowhere, fierce and wild, over as quickly as it had started. A Trio fic, written for the TQP September 2008 challenge: Wild World of Weather.
Cupids Anonymous by Casira
03/25/2006Ron's just received a Valentine's Day card from an unknown admirer. Uh-oh.
First Kiss by Fedski
03/26/2004Some say that love comes at first sight, but sometimes love takes time to mature and reveal itself. Hermione finds her first kiss with her true love.
Rekindle the Passion by Sakura Lena Yuy
08/06/2003Ron is trying his best to bring back the excitement in his marriage to Hermione. Then a greater problem is revealed leaving them both questioning their relationship.
Harry Potter and the Warning of the Magi by Lily_P_Evans
07/30/2003As Harry enters his sixth year at Hogwarts, he learns what exactly what loss is, and even harder, sacrifice. But this year, even with the majority of the Ministry on Dumbledore's side, the Order encounters barriers they didn't think existed. Harry finds just how hard he must work to make his dreams possible, with the assistance of a familiar Defense teacher and the support of his two best friends, Ron and Hermione. But then there's Quidditch pressures, hormones, visions, revelations, mysterious disappearances, unanswered questions, the search for closure, and the ever-rising Dark Lord looming on him relentlessly. Will Harry survive the year?
But It Was Just A Test! by Nasty Ferret
09/01/2003Ron’s plan to break up Harry and Draco went well until he heard a peculiar noise in one of those unused classrooms…
Harry Potter and the Godric Parallax by lycanthropy
03/10/2005Set during Harry’s summer after 5th year. Harry mourns the loss of his Godfather and discovers that no one has been left unaffected by the events that had occurred at the Ministry. Harry becomes magically stronger and he begins training in earnest. Voldemort is still after a weapon and it’s up to Harry and his friends to stop him otherwise there will be no year six!
True Feelings Are Worth Telling by DanieLuver
06/20/2003Find out what Hermione was thinking and doing the night of the Yule Ball in her fourth year.
Mad About You by bandgeek06
07/01/2005It's seventh year, and Ron and Hermione are your average teenage couple, but trouble stirs up in paradise and causes them to part. Now, as they deal with the burdens of loneliness, they must somehow find a way back to each other. Half-songfic to "The Final Frontier." Rated for language.
Easier Sometimes by Tarie
07/16/2006With nowhere else to turn after leaving Draco, Ron returns to the Burrow. He isn't there alone for long. (Ron/Draco, WIP)
Kiss Who? by Meemo Malfoy
03/26/2003Inspired by the question "Would Draco Polyjuice himself into Ron just to see Hermione? Or Hermione into Pansy?" So is that girl Pansy? --or Hermione? And why is Ron acting so strange? And why are Ron and Pansy making out? Read on and find out! warning: *Two unfortunate Hogwarts students were harmed in the making of this story*
Harry Potter and the Crazy Trashcans by Eleanor and Elizabeth
04/23/2005Harry is back for another year at Hogwarts and exciting events are about to happen! Did Sirius really die? Who is Ginny writing letters to? What's up with Luna and her makeover! And most importantly, crazy trashcans!? The Dark Lord is planning something dangerous...
In Moratorium by Paine
11/20/2005Voldemort is dead, and the war is won. Harry and Draco learn how to deal at the expense of somebody. In the end, they are more alike than they lead themselves to believe.
F-R-I-E-N-D-S by Gretchy Stretchy
09/20/2003My interpretation of what might have went through Hermione's mind after the disastrous fight after the Yule Ball. Cute R/Hr fluff ahead!
Hey Jealousy by Porthos
04/14/2003A cute Ravenclaw has a crush on Ron. How will Harry and Hermione react? R/Hr, R/OC, Harry's POV
Letters To Viktor by Siofra The Elf
05/10/2004Hermione still corresponds with Viktor, as Ron well knows. But those letters contain things Ron never expected. A piece of R/Hr fluff, featuring a slightly gay Viktor Krum.
The New Girl by Lylac
05/14/2003There is a new girl at Hogwarts this year and she has a dark secret. Ginny is having dreams and senses dark magic around some one. New Ships... H\G R\Hr D\oc
Owned by Scarlet_Malfoy
06/11/2006Dammit, those eyes... just one glance... you turn around and I'm suddenly under your spell... What are you thinking about? Why haven't you turned around yet to seek me? Do you know that I haven't truly breathed for the passed hour? Shit... all your fault, you smug bastard. You're fucking beautiful. You shine like the sun. And I want you.
Save Me Tonight by Fidelian
12/21/2007Once again, Hermione was watching him, looking like she was analyzing his every feature or eyebrow twitch. "You really aren't fourteen anymore, are you?" she finally said.
Dare to Dream by Ivybelle
03/11/2006Hermione struggles with her nightmares, her recollections, her memories and her dreams - trying to determine the outcome of Ron's promise. One-shot.
Gloria Victis by dancingcarrot21
12/22/2007Wand raised at her neck, Hermione Granger expected to die on the battlefield that day. Due to perplexing outcomes, she was instead handed faded work robes, branded on her right hand, and given a sentence to serve under the Dark Lord. Facing a new world where all who revolted found chains on their wrists, Hermione struggles to find self-discipline and obedience in order to survive. However, as time begins its works, our young witch begins to unfold the horrifying secrets she never dreamed to imagine.
A Little too Late... by QueenC
07/12/2002Harry and Hermione announce they are getting married out of the blue, and Ron realises there was something he should have told Hermione a long time ago. Is it too late to change everything or not?
The Ginny and Draco Diaries by Liza01
11/21/2004Draco's in denial. Ginny's in love. After a steamy``broom-cupboard romance, what will become of them both? Will Draco revert to his evil (and devilishly charming) self? What’ll Ginny do if she can't have that certain sex-god of a Slytherin?``Will Draco achieve his new and improved goals, including:``9. Win Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award, and knock that smarmy bastard Lockhart off his pedestal.``Can Ginny get Ron to admit that he has a major jones for Hermy? And if she can – what will Hermione do about it?``But most importantly, if Ginny and Draco DO get together… will Blaise Zabini cry?``Read their diaries (along with some very inappropriate poetry), side by side, day by day.
Second Coming by Undomiel Malfoy
06/17/2003Two years post-Hogwarts. Voldemort is making a definite return. He is bringing young wizards into the ranks of death eaters, and Draco is being forced into the role of leader. Oh and one more catch for the rest of the wizarding world. They all think Voldemort is dead.
Seven and a Half by animalcrackers
07/18/2002After months of relative peace, Ron and Hermione get in a fight to end all fights! Will they ever be able to work things out?...or will they break-up?
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Dark Lord by Light Elven Mage
08/22/2004It's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and he now knows why the Dark Lord tried to kill him as an infant. He knows of the fateful prophecy, and its implications in his life. He knows that it was destroyed, and that Voldemort never heard it in full. And he also knows that Voldemort may have found another way to attain the weapon that he has sought after for fifteen years... The knowledge of how to kill the Boy Who Lived.
Ronald's Room by Lissie89
09/12/2004Ron hates his room. "It's driving me mad! It's too small, it's too orange, and it's too small. And the roof is too low." Can Harry help him change his mind? Slash.
Brothers in Arms by Carfiniel
06/30/2002As the war against Voldemort continues, a twenty-something Ron reflects on the losses and triumphs he has seen. [songfic]
Unringing the Bell by lumosia
06/23/2008Draco's been known to stretch the truth, but this time he goes too far: the whole school thinks he's dating Harry Potter. Harry tries to quash the rumors, Hermione counsels him on his sexuality, and Harry Potter might just have the teeniest crush on Draco Malfoy.
Triangle by KaciJaBeth
10/09/2005Hermione likes Ron. Ron likes Hermione. Should be simple, right? Wrong. Ron has a girlfriend and Harry has a crush on Hermione. What's a trio to do? Set post-Hogwarts and features roommatey!trio.
Turn Your Lights Down Low by Poetic_Ruby
03/19/2008Love is a powerful thing. It can make you realize what you truly want and the act of making it could be just as powerful. Based on the song 'Turn Your Lights Down Low' by Bob Marley and Lauryn Hill.
The Mistake by Divastar13
12/06/2002Hermione reflects on the mistake she never got over.
Truth or Dare, Not Really!!! by i_love_radcliffe_15
02/28/2003Well this is a toughy. This is very hard to explain because, well it's Mokey. Lots of weirdness involved, you think it's normal? Well it's not! Next chapter will be better. Unless no one reviews and then no more chapters! Lots of Britney, Justin, and Joey goodness. ESPECIALLY MOKEY! (he's new!)
The Tao of Diogenes by TheTreacleTart
04/21/2005The war is finally over and two veterans meet again…for the very first time. RW/SS
All I Wanted This Christmas by RedLotus
12/31/2002Harry goes to Hermione's for Christmas.
All You Wanted by London R. Hilton
10/16/2003A Ron/Hermione fic based on the song, All You Wanted by Michelle Branch.
Ferrets and Peppermint by Trinity 101
01/12/2007"Number 12 Grimmauld Place was silent. However, as the Fates saw, Christmas was not going to be a quiet affair." DHr, HG, Oneshot.
Restricted by Grace has Victory
08/22/2003A girl. A boy. A problem. A complication. Several cliches. A resolution. The H/Hr romance to end all H/Hr romances.
An Interesting Term by makesomesense
12/21/2003Harry, Ron and Hermione are back at Hogwarts for a sixth year. The arrival of a new pupil sparks an interesting confession on Ron's part. Harry has the feeling it'll be a very interesting term...
Two Sides to the Story by ambergreene
09/02/2003There are at least two sides to every story. How would Ron and Hermione look at the events that brought them together? Do they really look at things so differently from each other? Or do they understand each other more than they think they do?
Harry Potter has been home for over a month and the event at the Ministry still haunts his dreams. Sirius fell through the veil. No living person has ever done that before. What is this mysterious veil and will Harry be able to find a way to save Sirius from an unknown fate?
Summer Loving by Tace
03/10/2003Ginny and Draco spent summer together away from their friends and family and got on extremely well. Now a new year at Hogwarts is starting and Draco is suffering memory loss because he has no idea why Ginny thinks they are in love...or does he?
Just So You Know by a_linz
10/22/2004Draco’s chosen the side he wants to fight on and Ron can’t convince him that he’s making the worst mistake of his life. Turns out some things you just have to figure out for yourself.
Shadow of a Dream by iamanevilgenius
07/20/2007Draco Malfoy has a change of mind about serving the Dark Lord as a Death Eater. Except, of course, that brings in a little complication. Like the fact his father killed him. This would be a big problem if it weren't for the fact that Fate has given Draco Malfoy another shot at life... Featuring Draco Malfoy's inner Gryffindor (that is, he *is* a Gryffindor), a torrid Hermione and Draco love affair (according to Harry's chest monster, anyway), a love-struck (not really) Draco, a golden Quartet (Hermione, Ron, Draco, and Harry), and a retelling of the Harry Potter Hogwarts years as seen from Draco's inner Gryffindor. Also features a surprise ending.
Part V: Ghosts of the Past by angeli0722
05/26/2004100% Year 5 AU fic! In other words, Sirius is alive``& stays that way. When a mysterious letter appears at his trial,``his & the Gryffie trio's lives are forever changed as they face the``past. Loads of ships, such as: mild H/G, total R/H, Sirius/OC. Snape’s``also in it, as are the Malfoy men. Long story, part of a saga.
Office Romance by Lady Blank
05/18/2003Hermione, Ron and Harry all work at the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Hermione's work is interrupted. Short and plotless romance fic. R/Hr.
Getting His Attention by DanieLuver
03/22/2003After Hermione met Ron, she knew she has something for him. But will she realize that it's love, and be able to get his attention in that way?
Hermione's Mistake by GinnyPotter
12/19/2002What happens when Hermione shreds Ron's heart, and lets it soak in its ruins? Does Ron seek revenge, or wallow in the past, wishing Hermione would come back to him? A song-fic to Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake.
In Which Voldemort Dies... by Hayseed
09/03/2003Someone tries to fulfill their “Final Battle” story requirement with disastrous results.
A Very Harry Bus Ride by Mizzie
11/12/2006Halo addicts, verbal romances, a considerably intelligent four year old and mistold adventures, this a fiction for anybody who's ever been on a long bus ride to enjoy! Just wait to say: "That's SO true" to nearly every line! This is a Crack!Fic of epic proportions for anybody who's ever been on a good, long bus ride!
Hogsmeade Pizza by Heaven
09/19/2002AU!! Follow the love lives of Hermione, Susan and Lavender, three waitresses in a pizza parlor in Hogsmeade. Lots of romance, makeups, and breakups!
Chess by Carmen Black
08/03/2007Neville and Luna visit Ron and Hermione, and while Hermione is out shopping, Ron plays chess with Luna. Little does he know that Luna doesn't play chess quite like anyone Ron's ever played.
Poetic Tragedy by AccioRupert
12/22/2002"He feels alone. His Heart in his hand, he's alone. He feels alone, I feel..."- The Used
Hidden Revelations by Fairy Wings
06/19/2002In America the Salem Witch Institute is being attacked. Mysteriously some students survive and are now heading for Hogwarts. But is there more than meets the eye? Harry and Hermione, Ron and ? and many other pairings.
The Reason by Tigerlilly
08/15/2004Not until you've made a mistake do you realise what has been at risk.``Draco/Ron, post-Hogwarts, song-fic.
Dream a Little Dream by Becci Weasley
02/22/2004Harry's having disturbing dreams again... Now, do they mean anything? And if so - how can he stop them coming true?
The Hour is Getting Late by TattooedSiren
08/26/2005It's the end of a long day during the search for the Horcruxes.
Just A Girl by reena
06/26/2004Ron notices Ginny has a body, the summer of his fourteenth year.
The Coming of Age by Lady Zephyr
10/03/2003'Have fun Harry, Ron!' Tonks waved enthusiastically, her eyes glittering merrily. 'Don’t mess your trousers!' Harry and Ron are sharing a surprise birthday gift... but in the company of Tonks and the Weasley twins?!
Without Deja Vu by Leila Irene
08/05/2004He has something important to tell her, so important he think he may burst. But is it too late? Has it always been too late? A not-very-happy one shot. Rated for just a little language.