Truth or Dare, Not Really!!!

It was a truly ordinary day, from the moment Harry submerged from the tangle of scarlet blankets. His feet padded out onto the hardwood floor. He grabbed his glasses, and then went on to Ron's bed for he always slept in. Harry heard strange little mutterings protruding from his mouth, things that sounded like, " Hermione...please! Homework no fun! Copy........I love you!" Harry chuckled a bit, and then shoved Ron to get up. They'd be late for Herbology if they didn't get a move on.

"Mommy, leave me alone, me sleepy," Ron murmured. Harry shoved Ron again, this time harder, finally accomplishing his task.

"C'mon Ron, we'll be late, and you know how Hermione feels about that, she'd pester us all day," Harry said as he slid out of his pyjama's and put on his robes.

"Yeah, yeah, why do they make the lessons so bloody early? We had Astronomy last night! Don't they think that we need sleep? We should be able to sleep in," Ron said angrily, getting dressed hurriedly.

"They do let us sleep in, it's nearly 12!" Harry said with a slight smile, and with that he took his bag and ran down the stairs to greet Hermione, Ron followed suit.

~*~

Meanwhile, down in the grounds, there was something Hogwarts had never seen, a very odd sort of thing. Which is saying something, for Hogwarts housed hundreds of witches and wizards, and saw odd things happening all day.

Most certainly a Muggle, the odd fellow walked happily in the Hogwarts grounds. He had the oddest style. He wore a sort of doctor's coat that he tied in the middle with a magenta belt, so that the coat flapped out. He had a yellow shirt underneath the open coat where the words "HAHA" were printed with a sad face underneath the words. He had black sweat pants on, then plaid boxers over, and over that underwear which had the word "MoKEy" written in Black magic marker, on the seat. His feet were shod with clear sparkly sandals, and socks were seen underneath. As for his hair it was spiked, with a fabric scarp tied around his head with a bow in front.

He kept going closer towards the castle, skipping happily not really noticing anything around him. He skipped faster and faster until all the sudden he was on the ground, along with Hermione.

The man immediately began to cry, "Shan da! Mokey want m-mommy! Mokey dirty!"

"Who is this guy?" Ron whispered to Harry. Hermione was consoling the man meanwhile.

"He's a Muggle," Hermione answered Ron, and then turned back to the young man. "What's your name?"

"Mokey, king of the universe!" Mokey said. "Mokey dirty. Mokey love Britney Spears."

"He's crazy, that's what he is!" Ron said looking at Mokey waving his feet as he spoke to Hermione.

"What I want to know is how he found this place. It's supposed to be impossible to be found by Muggles," Hermione said puzzled. She'd done a spell to make Mokey and herself clean once more, and Mokey became fascinated. He grabbed the nearest stick and was waving it around.

"No, that's not our biggest problem. What're we going to do with him. We can't leave him by himself in the dormitory, I don't even want to think of what could happen. I guess we just take him to class, and then talk to McGonagall or Dumbledore," Harry said, watching as Mokey began stomping on the stick because it wouldn't perform magic.

So they went to Herbology, with Mokey in tow. They'd decided it would be best if they wouldn't ask Sprout for help. No one really knew why they wouldn't, but due to the author's inconsistencies, and extreme Mary-Sue-ism they didn't.

~*~

After what seemed a very long lesson trying to conceal Mokey, or trying to blend him into the crowd they went exhaustedly to lunch. Hopefully then they could ask for help.

"Well sorry you guys, but I'm scheduled to make-out with Malfoy now, whom I'm calling Draco because we're on good terms apparently, but he selfishly will not call me Harry back because I have to prove myself to him," Harry said, all very quickly.

"Wait, no hold on, we're supposed to get caught in a cramped dark space and start making out wildly!" Ron said. "Wait hold on, or is that supposed to be with Padma? The authors make this so complicated!" Ron began reading a chart thing, muttering to himself.

"Ron that's unnecessary, this isn't that kind of story. I don't think romance is going to be involved. My Lord Ron, you're looking pretty good......" and with that Hermione pounced on Ron, and began kissing him wildly.

"You guys, I don't want to interrupt...but, doesn't it seem a bit too quiet? Mokey would have said something by now," Harry said looking around. Hermione and Ron broke apart sadly. "Look at the bright side, if you guys kept on going on with...what you were doing this story wouldn't be allowed! Now seriously, we've got to find Mokey!"

Then out of nowhere,(A/N convenient eh?), came a loud voice, most likely magically louder. "SHAN DA!!!! MOKEY WON!"

The trio looked at each other. Then began running madly. After realizing that didn't help at all, they went to Dumbledore, like they had planned to do a while ago. Hermione went up before him and began, " We-ell, you see sir, we found a young man when we were going to Herbology. We think his name's Mokey, but we're not too sure. We were going to come to you, but then he was gone. We heard him just now, his voice was magically made louder. He's a Muggle, we think, so we don't know how he found Hogwarts. We don't think he has magical powers, but we're not too sure."

"Mokey magical! Shan da! Mokey happy that Justin broke up with Britney. More room for Mokey love. Britney smart! Justin, that's another story, his brain is smaller than a peanut! Joey from F*R*I*E*N*Ds is cool. Mokey wants long hair. Mokey thinks that Mokey uses the word Mokey too much but that won't stop Mokey talking the Mokey talk," Mokey said. Then he ran screaming wildly.

"Third Person!!!!!" Hermione yelled after him, the people around her stared. "What?"

They heard singing down the corridor, "So this looks a job for Mokey, so everybody just follow Mokey, 'cause we need a little controversy, 'cause it would feel so empty without Mokey."

"Uh, that was interesting...do you think we should follow him?" Ron said, and with that they sped after Mokey. Not realising that there are spells that can be done that can bring Mokey to them or whatever. They kept running down the long corridor. What will happen next chapter? Review to find out! (Plus I don't even know).