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Sirius reaches into his bag and pulls out a piece of parchment. He writes a quick message, folds the parchment up into a paper airplane, and throws it at James. It hits him right in the ear, and James in turn, sits straight up. Rubbing his ear and glaring at Sirius, he replies…

What happens when Hermione wants to date someone other than Harry or Ron? Total chaos, that's what.

Millicent calls their flat a commune, and most nights Hermione sleeps with Blaise. AU.

What happens when Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger see the Harry Potter merchandise at a Muggle toy store...

When Percy comes to teach at Hogwarts, Hermione begins to get nervous. The reason? She's been harbouring feelings for him since her third year. What will happen when Hermione gets private lessons with the object of her desires?

Harry and Hermione make a getaway to a broom closet for some privacy, but they're soon joined by some unexpected guests...

Pansy loves Draco. Draco hates Pansy and Harry. Harry hates Draco and Pansy. What happens when they all meet in the hallway? With one action, Draco brings along a whole chain of events that nobody ever expected, but sometimes, those events can lead to something unforgettable. Harry/Draco slash!

For centuries, this book has been handed down to the eldest male Malfoy on his eighth birthday. It is The Malfoy Code of Conduct.

A secret holiday gift precipitates fierce snogging and fiercer confusion. (Harry/Draco slash, with a bit of Ron/Hermione)

Percy Weasley lay sleeping on his desk at the Ministry of Magic, exhausted from working all day, everyday, and well into the night, for two months straight. He slept mouth open, dripping drool onto the parchment under his cheek. A mortally sharp Quill point protruded beneath his head, dangerously close to piercing his ear lobe. He wore his glasses skewed across his forehead as though he were a Cyclops in need of a lens for viewing with his third eye.

Two former DeathEater spies must help the side of good stay one step ahead of Lord Voldemort in a plot to kill several influential Muggles before he can kill them. Did I mention one is slightly off her nut?

Ron's floating naked, Hermione has detention, and with Malfoy... anything could happen!

In which Ginny is captured by a certain Malfoy in a dark Hogwarts corridor, but really it's all about the sunglasses. Features magazinestealing!Draco and angry!Ginny. G/D

In which a naive Harry is taught what 'Gay-dar' is in a seedy part of Diagon Alley, "I'm drawing too much attention." A more worldly Ron Is Very Amused.

Based on the well known fairy tale "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs", here's the twisted version of Princess Harry, Queen Voldemort, and the Seven Weasleys (or dwarfs?).

Fred and George decide to leave a guide to help future students cause trouble!

When the Goddess Athena chose to be born as a human girl, she never ``guessed her enemies among her fellow Gods were moving to block her power and destroy her. ``Fifteen years later, a human witch named Hermione Granger reawakens to her true identity ``- to find herself in more danger than she thought possible! Hermione Athena's one ``defense - and hope - lies in finding her five reborn Knights before her enemies do. But ``nobody ever said they'd be on her side....

Rose, while on vacation with her friends, runs into Scorpius. They discuss an incident that took place after a particularly "heated" Quidditch match, and try to figure out "what happens next".

Draco can't sleep. Harry's too drunk to stand. So begins a tale of confusion and delightful temptations with only one question to answer: "Did you kiss me last night?"

Professor Dumbledore thinks that a Quidditch match against their teachers is just the thing to encourage pupils from different houses to bond. Professor McGonagall isn't convinced, Madam Hooch is tearing her hair out, and certain people won't be pleased when the team list goes up...

Sirius writes a book review, after a fashion.

What happens when an American student transfers to Hogwarts? All hell breaks loose!

The start of Hermione's year at Hogwarts tumbled down as Ron Weasley stated he wasn't surprised she didn't have any friends. But, as a unique Slytherin manages to raise her self-esteem and befriend her, Hermione becomes the wonderful Gryffindor we know in canon. Her past reflects on her future, and her friends reflect in herself. A Marcus/Hermione story.

"The new Minister was mad." Perhaps. He was certainly bent on forcing political opponents from the late war into trial marriages, including Lucius Malfoy and Harry Potter. With Rita Skeeter as dispassionate observer.

Three things in life are unavoidable: birth, death, and taxes. The taxman cometh. Have the Weasley twins finally met their match?

Harry is stuck at Privet Drive, and cannot think of anyone to write to. There is no one who would accept the wilder, more eccentric part of his nature, except one. He wonders why he had not thought of writing to her before... "Dear Luna..."

Harry and Draco decide to have a quick snog in the bushes before Herbology class. Draco's hair gel gets involved and pretty soon chaos ensues! Hermione must save the day... Again.

Ron and Hermione are finally getting married, but what's a wedding without some good ol' fashioned Weasley mayhem?

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco get the chance to read some fanfiction.

Tonks embarks on a mission to cheer Remus up...but is that what she really wants?

When McGonagall gave the dancing lesson to the Gryffindors in the GoF movie, what were Snape and the Slytherins doing at the same time?

Draco is tired of Harry annoying him all the time, so what does he do? Develop a plan to bring the Gryffindor into his bed, of course! How could Harry ever resist the power of badges?

Ron and Hermione are minding their own business when they run into each other in the hallway...and end up waking up in each other's bodies! Can they survive as the opposite sex, tell each other their feelings, and get their own bodies back?

Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna -- 'tries' being the operative word!

A voice inside Harry’s head told him that this was something he most definitely would NOT do sober, that he should stop, tell Hermione she was being ridiculous, that Ron was just his friend, and anyway, he didn’t like boys that way.

Eight people receive an invitation to go to the Room of Requirement for a book-reading! Only they don't know that it is one, or which book it is!

Albus Dumbledore loves karaoke. So, he stages a contest at Hogwarts for it. The winner gets 100 Galleons. Who will win?

Hermione takes a situation in hand.

Be with Lord Voldemort as he faces Hell on Earth in the form of three teenage witches.

"That abominable, know-it-all, affront to all that is pure and magical . . . was a sweat inducing, force to be reckoned with." Draco Malfoy had become unhinged--all on account of one, Hermione Granger. Never mind his complete lack of affection for her . . .

Oh no! Hermione and Draco are forced to live together in a Muggle house for a school project! What is going to become of them?! Disasters, chaos, and plushy furniture all play a part in this interesting fic!

A sequel of sorts to Something Like You, in which a ball, boyfriends, inter-house relations, etc. take place.

Five one-shots about silly things that might happen.

Tonks takes on the Chocolate Frog Company. All in the name of love, mind you.

I, Ron Weasley, certainly have sometimes wished that the dark times of Voldemort's power could have never happened, but thanks to Voldemort, a forgotten wand, and a trick step, my life took an unexpected turn...

Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. A humorous Snarry.

What's it like, being Viktor Krum? You're the youngest Seeker ever to compete in the World Cup, you're entering your last year of school, and you're likely to be chosen as Durmstrang Champion. Idolized and adored by fanboys and fangirls everywhere, you've got it all, right? Wrong. All poor Viktor wants is to keep his head down, do his job, be left alone, and maybe, just maybe, to suck up the courage to talk to that bookish, bushy-haired girl that he keeps seeing in the library. But you see, there's the problem of these giggling girls and the fan mail they keep sending him... Taking a wonderful plot bunny from the L.O.F.F Guild and inspiration from The Trouble With Tribbles. One shot by the author of Past Present on Astronomy Tower.

It's the seventh and final year for Hogwarts' favorite marauders - Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and James Potter. Peter seems to be hiding more than one would know, and the power of the dark rises. Although evil leaks into every corner of the haunted castle, dungbombs and exploding lizards line the halls, showering the students with fun, hope, dung, and lizards. Detentions, pranks, and friendship galore!

Luna Lovegood tries to play cupid on Valentine's Day but ends up getting the tables turned...

Four mini-fics! Each a parody of the proposed "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."

Alicia dreams, Angelina screams and Fred and George are, well, Fred and George. The Fourway tradition continues with an entirely different cast.

Nymphadora Tonks gets talked into teaching night school. Little does she know that her students will include an Eastern European refugee who apparently wants a sex change, Neville Longbottom's formidable grandmother, and Grawp. And just when things are settling down, Ron gets viciously attacked by a wereflamingo, a.k.a. Severus Snape.

Children and adults alike are being paired up in the world of Fan fiction. But who has to most choices? Is it Draco? Is it Harry? Find out this and more!

James visits Sirius and his slightly mad family over his sixth year Christmas holiday. Panic, terror, and chaos ensue. Lily and Remus are tossed into the jumble and even Peter makes a cameo. Humour, insanity, Quidditch, Lily/James fluff, and quite a few Sirius moments.

Nothing special here, unless you count the fact that Draco wears a tiara and Harry sings! Oh yeah, and he dies, too! And he comes back, too! And then Draco sings! And you can't forget the aliens! And some other stuff will randomly be thrown in there. You just can't tell with this sorta thing! AHA! Let the insanity begin!

While he's stuck in St. Mungo's on Christmas Day, Mr. Weasley gets plenty of visitors on -- but his werewolf-bitten roommate has no visitors at all. That is, until Remus Lupin decides to have a chat with him.

An ancient god is dead and two of the greatest wizarding families of the world are waging war. This, of course, spells disaster and the end of the ``world as we know it. Thus, our story brings us to Harry Potter and a few extra unlikely heroes who set off on a mission to restore peace, uncover a mystery, and change fate. Along the way, hormones rage, jealousy ensues, we meet a creature named Nippel, and get a little taste of Norse mythology.

Being a Death Eater can be a stressful career at the best of times. And so, Voldemort has produced this helpful guide to instruct novice minions. Includes Death Eater rules, dress code, and anthem. Be alarmed. Be very alarmed.

Lily gets bored during History of Magic, and what ensues is the best prank ever!

Charlie Weasley's sixth-year Potions class takes a surreal turn when an actual vampire turns up to test the product.

Harry and Hermione are up late at night doing something in an empty classroom. Snape suspects, but he has no idea of what's really going on in there.

Draco is a pansy sap, Harry and Ron are Dorks, and Hermione Granger is the most popular girl in school. Conclusion: Hogwarts has gone mad.

This is H/D crack!fic at its worst. Can we say cliché? Yes, yes we can. I tried to get them all.

Ron seemed utterly nonplussed by both Hermione dashing away and Harry looking daggers at him. "The Crumple-Horned Snorkack may be skittish and hide under its bed of moss,” he said, “but that does not stop the skilled observer from knowing when it is in mating season."

Hermione gets turned into a Furby by Snape, who is, it seems, having a very bad day. Attempting-to-be amusing phrases strung together by something that fails miserably to be a plot - but it does TRY, bless it.

How many couples can say that they owe their relationship to a chocolate bar? B/Hr

A story in the Marauders Era based on ``The Wizard of Oz. Lily Evans finds herself in a most beautiful land, and upon meeting three new friends, they all go to Ebony City to get their deepest desire from The Wizard of Black.

Salazar and Severus, through an accident, open their own advice column for the public-at-large. But first, they have to correct a few misconceptions about their personalities. Hilarity ensues.

Harry's life is once again turned upside down after he rescues a Malfoy from a very violent broomstick. To be vague, you'll come across great OCs, vampire teachers, hilarious senarios and, of course, Julius Malfoy.

Not many people know about Coral. She is a cynical young teenager who is more powerful than Voldemort, Dumbledore and the Founders put together...and she knows it! Persuaded by Dumbledore, she comes to Hogwarts... what surprises does the year hold?

Draco Malfoy takes a shower. Let's observe, shall we?

It's the Marauders' last Christmas at Hogwarts, and naturally Sirius is going to make sure it goes off with a bang. Unless Remus manages to keep him from turning metaphor into reality...RL/SB, L/J

Harry Potter and the gang have a wild night on the town in Las Vegas, courtesy of Susan DiMario.

Ron and Harry learn reason #436 why making out during detention is a Bad Idea. The hard way.

I had a thought, \\\'what if Harry and Hermione argued instead of Ron and Hermione?\\\' and this is where it led me. Being a fluffy one shot, it eventually has a happy ending! \\

What could possibly be worse than Fred and George Weasley? A feminine ``version of them! Only worse...they're in Harry's year.

What could be so sick and disgusting that it would make Ron throw up five times in one story? What could make Hermione faint, Snape scream, and everyone else go nuts? Well, it's as simple as this corny, disturbing scenario! It's Severitus with a twist! A sick, sad, strange little twist...

‘I am not pretty,’ he said imperiously, looking down his nose at her. ‘Handsome, yes, devastatingly attractive, certainly. Even beautiful, in a manly sort of way. But not pretty. I am not a chintz.’ Hermione Granger loses something she has been desperately trying to shed for a while.

Three Ravenclaw Girls begin their fifth year at Hogwarts the same as any, but when they accidentally discover a hidden box left by a Ravenclaw ancestor, they discover the legend of the Eagle's Legacy.

In a bizarre twist of fate, Harry is replaced by a table! No, actually, he was transported through time and space to the Federation Starship Voyager, where Harry finds himself in a stranger place than Hogwarts. As time goes on, more people come, but will they get home? Much confusion and humor, and we’ll throw in some Quidditch for good measure!

Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, and Cho Chang-Potter. Just four girls who meet for weekly brunch at Madam Puddifoot's to dish about men, sex, clothes, men…. Each chapter will be from the perspective of a different woman. 'Ships include but are not limited to: R/Hr, Cho/Harry, D/G, Ginny/Cedric Diggory, Pansy/Male!Blaise. Set after the end of the war, vaguely AU.

Ever wondered what would happen if the trio found out about all those cheesy Harry Potter toys?

The fic is in Hermione's POV and she's reflecting on her feelings for Harry. It's happy, and fluffy.

A year out of school, six of Hogwarts sexiest, slashiest boys are shaking up together in an apartment on Diagon Alley. Mostly written for fun, and will probably include crazy adventures. SLASH WARNING. Also, this is so very AU.

"Just as he sun was creeping over the lake, a hooded figure emerged from the castle doors and headed to the Quidditch Pitch, broom in hand.... " RW/BZ

Formerly known as 'Any Ship'll Do'.``This story starts out with R/Hr and travels on to much more quirkier ships.``It makes no sense, hence it's in Ridikulus. Enter at your own risk.

What happens when the Slytherins' assault on the youngest Weasley backfires? Well, they play nice, of course. Unfortunately for Draco Malfoy, he gets a taste of his own medicine in his attempt to seduce a certain red-head.

Sirius, James, Remus, Peter, Lily, and two of Lily's friends are playing Truth or Dare. Find out what happens when Lily picks Dare.

Draco Malfoy, the "dastardly dashing" Slytherin with insecurities about being three inches shorter than Harry Potter, whiles his holidays away with his interactive "talking" diary, Idiot. However, he stumbles across a mysterious mirror and his life soon flips over...a series of strange events climaxes with the arrival of the cynical, unorthodox and couldn't-care-less Philippe Morceau, and through a spree of spontaneous singing, accidental snogging, Quidditch and general chaos, the real undercurrents surface, and the truth might just destroy both Draco and Philippe.

AU; Sirius returns from the Veil and makes an unexpected appearance during Half-Blood Prince's Christmas Day scene at the Burrow.

Harry and Ron are introduced to the wonderful world of fan-fiction. A parody of Harry/Draco fics. If you like Harry/Draco, do NOT read this fic!!!

Sex. An amazing, beautiful thing. Almost every sixth year has lost their virginity. Except the Hufflepuffs. Sad blokes. Harry Potter is also still a virgin. Hence the 'still'. Hermione and Ron have dragged Harry to a club where everyone is going to be there. Harry also... got a new look. This just may be his chance to lose his virginity...

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt. Watch as two supposed adults do everything in their power to ignore the obvious, sidestep the inevitable, and deny the unavoidable truth. Find out if a couple of Weasleys and their friends are up to the task of setting a misguided werewolf and a hapless Auror straight.

Harry and Hermione play a game of truth or dare...what's gonna happen?

The Author is hired to write a romance starring Fred and George, but when the 'ships get out of control, the boys demand some creative input. “We’ll make you a deal,” Fred started. “You write what you think she’d like... and we’ll only stop you if we get uncomfortable.” -- Famous last words...

It is difficult to be an outcast in any school, but only the worst can be Hufflepuff outcasts. Imagine a person that is being shunned even by nice and friendly Hufflepuffs, for Merlin's sake. Your housmates dislike you, your sister is ashamed of you, you get a B in Transfiguration after all the work, and on top of it you don't have a single friend. But, as a consequence of tunneling, uncontrolable anger, and a couple of sharp retorts, an unlikely friendship is born between a Hufflepuff and a Slytherin. Maybe. If they don't mess it up completely.

"He was like an idiot savant when it came to mayhem." MWPP go pranking, first kisses happen, and Remus is grumpy.

Lily and James have been engaged for months. They set the date a while ago, but that's all they did. Now, one week before the wedding James is busy with Auror training and Lily and Alice have one week to plan the wedding. This is a sequel to "The Bachelor Party" and the latest of my Potter Family Album fics. Lily has one week to pick out a dress, cake, invitations, write the guest list, and so much more. James and Sirius are living at home while they do their Auror training and Lily lives alone in her apartment. Frank and Alice are newlyweds and Aurors in training as well. Other characters make appearances such as Terry Boot's parents, Nymphadora Tonks, and everyone's favorite Headmaster of Hogwarts.

Have you ever wondered about a wizard named Uric the Oddball? Locked up by the Ministry, Uric finds a time turner that takes him on a wild ride through time and space. Who will he meet, and how will those meetings change the future of the wizarding world? (This is an AU from my other Uric stories)