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“McG barely let me take you off to a concert. What the hell is she going to think when I tell her ‘oh yea, by the way, Minnie, thanks for letting me take little Harry Potter out on a date. Boy, he sure does kiss nice.’” Harry/Tonks

A voice inside Harry’s head told him that this was something he most definitely would NOT do sober, that he should stop, tell Hermione she was being ridiculous, that Ron was just his friend, and anyway, he didn’t like boys that way.

Arthur Weasley has to break it to Molly... her dream of One Big Happy Weasley Family has a little kink to it. H/R/Hr

The boys have misbehaved. Hermione is not impressed. How will they get themselves out of this mess? H/R/Hr, F/A mentioned. WARNING: contains trio shippy goodness and slash.

Harry Potter, the boy who never knew his mother, must now fight a mother, save a mother and kill a mother. ````WARNING: This story contains Fred and George Weasley, a Veela Love Potion, Quidditch, an evil toad, Weasley Christmas jumpers, a Yule Ball, Fleur Delacour, St. Mungo's, Mrs. Lestrange, Voldemort and Blaise Zabini. Consume at your own risk!