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Not too keen on American Idol? Can't blame you, but wait until you see the Potter version! Draco hosts with an all-new panel of Judges; no appearances by Simon, Randy, OR Paula! Contestants range from random students, to boys-who-lived, to former Hogwarts Professors. And, of course, you won't want to miss the scathing remarks of the judge-with-a-grudge, who is so diabolically British, it's almost sexy. Guess who?

Chapter 1: Harry's life before Hogwarts. Potty training Harry, going to the park, and bits of humor. Dudley is too large for words. WARNING: Abuse abounds. (I'm sorry; I really didn't want to.)

Ron and Harry share the same flat and today, Hermione is going to bring a surprise there.

Dudley-fat, stupid and, er, fat! But he's also innocent(ish) and cute (in a stupid sort of way). See Dudley's life, starting Christmas 1996, when he writes to his cousin...

Reflections from a bitter muggle.

Minor DH Spoilers! Dudley's mother has never disapproved of anything he's done. Not EVER! Until now.

Harry Potter, Arthur Weasley, his son Ronald Weasley, HIS wife Hermione Granger, and THEIR son Viktor all go to the Dursley house for a barbeque. To their surprise, there is not much of a fight from the awful family. "Dudley was everywhere, covering every wall in a mosaic of constantly more recent and much larger (due to the size of the boy in question) photos. In fact, it seemed almost as if a group of girls came and decorated the room as if Dudley was actually the lead singer in a pop group."

He was the most loyal. The only one who remembered how she used to be. Warning: Severe Angst and Multiple Mentions of Character deaths.

Harry and Dudley encountered a strange house... and person... one Halloween night. Ten years later, Dudley is bent on proving that the mysterious person was indeed Harry, traveling in time.

Are the Dursleys really the only family Harry has left? Are Ravenclaws really as smart as they say? Who will guard Hogwarts while Harry is defeating the Dark Lord? And will everything here be a question?``Perhaps we will find out exactly how how AHrry came to be our hero and even a bit about the powers of the Four Founders...

Petunia Dursley wanted nothing more than a clean, well-run home and a normal, ordered life. She hadn't wanted to be common, but she loathed the idea of becoming her sister. Her sister who had died so brutally at the hands of a man who now wanted Petunia dead for the exact same reason: the boy.

Harry thought he\'d never ever feel so miserable at Privet Drive again. And Dudley? Well he never knew the house could contain so much fear....

Dudley finds himself in a situation where he needs Harry's assistance. Should Dudley contact his cousin? Will Harry answer him?

Something happens with Dudley that is most unexpected, something is revealed about the residents of Privet Drive, Harry saves himself and the Dursleys from a certain unmentionable wizard and his followers.

Dudley. A bully, right?``Bullies are tough, ``Bullies aren't scared...``Unless they're forced to be.``What are Dudley's fears?

When Dudley Dursley becomes a target in Voldemort’s war against The Boy-Who-Lived, drastic measures are taken for his protection. Can Harry survive his sixth year at Hogwarts with Dudley along for the ride?

It's October 31, 1986 and the Dursleys are determined to provide a nice, normal Halloween for their Duddykins. Of course, it's also the anniversary of the Potters' deaths...

MISSING SCENE: Not an OotP spoiler, but a short fic during the beginning of the book. Dudley reflects on his life with Harry so far as he sits in bed, listening to Harry's nightmares.

It was late spring in 1987 when Dudley met a stranger. Monologue format.

When the dementor begins to suck away his happiness, Dudley remembers. {Dudley's worst memory relived}

Harry's after saving them all but has died in the process. Now Dudley's at his funeral... will things ever be different?

It started one crazy night, two years ago. Now, Ginny must realize there's more to a person than meets the eye, and Dudley must learn to forget his parent's prejudices, and create his own ideals.

As Harry's sixth year begins, new allies emerge, but will they be enough to help him when Voldemort goes on the offensive? What's happening with Dudley? Will the new DADA professor ever show up? And what are the Death Eaters really planning?

Harry is suffering his usual daily torments from Piers and Dudley. But this time, a little magic is involved. Pre-Hogwarts.

A boy is being beaten up in a hidden part of the playground. But this boy is not at all average, and he's about to show this in a way that even he couldn't have foreseen.

Complete, One Shot. What if Dudley ever felt remorse? What would he do? What would he say? And how on earth would that ever even happen in the first place?

If I were Harry, I'd be asking a lot more questions than Harry seems to ask. Did you ever wonder why Harry doesn't ask more questions? Sort of a brief sequel to Obsessively Normal.

Ever wonder what long forgotten moment Dudley remembered when faced with the dementors in OoTP?

What do you do when you find a baby with your morning milk?

My version.

You can’t win against anyone, if you can’t win against yourself. Harry/Dudley.

A Dark artefact falls into the hands of a Muggle cricketer ... and the trail leads Harry and his picked band of Aurors through Spinner's End and the Hangletons, to a final confrontation on a village cricket pitch, where they hit the Forces of Evil for six. (All Kingsley wants is for the forms to be filed correctly.)

After the Dementor attack in the summer after Voldemort's return, Dudley is reflecting on what happened and the implications for the future. Explores the relationship between Dudley and Harry, from Dudley's point of view.

When Harry doesn't feel safe anymore will his suspicions of danger be confirmed? Usually...

In one night, Dudley's life has changed forever. As he leaves everything he knows behind, he tries desperately to remember what happened. But all that's left is a gaping hole.

Vernon has a surprise encounter. Dudley needs a job. Fred and George have a new business. General chaos ensues.

Memory. The smell of oranges on skin. Can the familiar be trusted? GL/DD slash.

Many years after the War, Harry is chivvied into seeking out the last of the elder Potters, with some unlikely companions. Of course, the Fates have inventive ways of buggering up his life, particularly on mysterious Dartmoor.

Dudley enjoys a nice hot dog, when someone comes along to put a claim on his lunch.... Short and silly.

The zoo accident from Dudley's POV.

First in a series of three. A short, one chapter story on the life of Dudley and how he's changed. Set after Hogwarts.

A retelling of the dementor attack at Privet Drive, from a *very* alternate point of view.

"Wednesday's child is full of woe." A Petunia fic.

They are large, they are mean, they are Crabbe and Goyle. They are bullies and they are tired of playing the second fiddle. Time to get some real friends.

The effects of the war are hitting everyone, Muggle and wizard alike. A surprise request for help from an unlikely source distracts Harry from what should be the happiest time of his life.

The worst experience of your life could be living with the fear of what is to come. A peek inside Dudley's head during his encounter with the dementor that night in Little Whinging. Violent and sad, not for the impressionable or the squeamish.

For Dudley's seventh birthday, he wants a puppy. In that puppy, Trouble, Harry finds his first best friend. But life is never fair to Harry as he gets his first taste of having something great ripped away from him.

In the world of magic, cruelty takes on physical incarnations: monsters, dark arts and Voldemort, all terrifyingly real, yet comfortingly separate from the good. But in the world of everyday, non-magical life, evil is much less easy to define. Cruelty and hatred hide beneath the plastic exterior of everday life, and no one is untouched. Take a look at the reality that lies behind the mask, and see for yourself what it really means to be normal.

Harry Potter is still Head Auror and Draco Malfoy...well, no one's really sure if he even has a job. But Harry knows that he's definitely up to something, and with a psychotic killer on the loose...well, let's just say that things are going to get interesting.