The strangest thing in history of magic

CHAPTER 1 OF 1

Ron Weasley was twenty-four now. He and his friend, Harry Potter, lived in one apartment in London. Today, they were expecting their ex-classmate, Hermione Granger, to come and give them a big surprise.

"Maybe she is going to surprise me with her parents allowing her to marry me," Ron told Harry. Harry had no envy; he was already engaged to Ginny.

"Maybe she is going to tell that the job for Defense against Dark arts teaching has been given to her," Harry told his feelings.

In the afternoon, they began making spaghetti for Hermione. They knew she loved spaghetti with meatballs and sauce. They prepared chocolate pudding for her as well. Through it, Harry remembered how Dudley Dursley loved chocolate pudding.

In the evening at four, they realized their sitting room was a mess, so was their kitchen, and the washroom. So they grabbed scrubbing brushes and begin to clean the kitchen tiles. Then they started dusting the sitting room, and picked up unnecessary stuff. In the end, they cleaned the washroom.

"Looks wonderful," Ron brushed his sweat off with the palm of his hand. He glanced at the kitchen clock, and saw the time was quarter to six. He screamed.

"Oh my holy God! In half an hour, Hermione will be here! And we are fooling around like goofs! Get dressed!"

"Fine, you get dressed first!" Harry said, switching off the TV.

"I'll do that!" Ron said.

In few minutes, Ron came, all ready to meet his old schoolmate. Then Harry went to take a shower. When both were ready, they practiced meeting Hermione and her surprise.

"Ding dong, dong, dong!" the front door bell rang.

"Coming!" Harry and Ron rushed to the front door.

"Hey you two! I have the biggest surprise for you two, but first give me a kiss," Hermione stood outside, in a shirt that showed her naked stomach, and a miniskirt. She came in and gave them both a long kiss.

"Now, my surprise! Tada!" a boy about Harry's age came in front.

"Dudley Dursley! What are you doing in my apartment?" Harry screamed.

"You blasted man! What are you doing in my honey bunch's friends' apartment?" Dudley shouted.

"Hermione, you promised you would marry me, and now..." Ron looked disappointed.

"Harry! You know Dudley? He is my fiancé!" Hermione hugged Dudley.

"But I thought you would marry me!" Ron looked furious.

"Do you think I would ever forget you, dearest? The kisses we had, our hugs and everything," Hermione kissed Ron, "So I have another surprise! Tada!"

Fleur Delacour came in the room.

"Oh Ron! Moi met Herminie when zee waz een France. Zee sed zat moi shood marrey zoo!" Fleur said, rubbing Ron's arm.

"Ooh, I am so happy! Thanks, Hermione!" Ron said.

"My pleasure," Hermione said, as they sat down on the sitting room sofa.