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During fifth year, Sirius Black keeps a journal in which he chatters about House-Elf literacy, writes about his friends, and overcomes apostrophe issues.

It is a late night at the library, and all is not well for Draco Malfoy and the Potions homework that is due in a few hours. Of course, it all goes downhill from there.

Draco Malfoy has many of life's tough little problems, but the one which bothers him most (for some strange reason), is that stupid Potter always wins at Quidditch. So he tries a secret practice, and it ends up that Ginny Weasley teaches him a few things.

Sequel to Chocolate Butterbeer. Dean finds Harry and Draco snogging by the one-eyed witch, and attempts to "save" Harry. Harry thinks Dean is trying to steal Draco, and hilarity ensues...

Voldemort, newly restored to his body, decides to move in to Riddle Manor, and what better thing to do than have a Death Eater housewarming party? Drunkenness and karaoke follow shortly.

What do the under-used characters do when they are not sitting at the high table, handing out homework, or catching students involved in mind-boggling carnal acts? Here is their answer to that question.

This is Hermione's Diary. Keep that in mind while reading, it is her diary... meaning nobody will read it and she does not outwardly express these feelings or thoughts!!! So I guess you'd say it's a bit OOC...?

Picture only this... Lockhart serenading Snape to the tune of "Rubber Ducky" in his birthday suit. Scared yet?

Draco needs a date. Ginny makes a bet. Add one bottle of Sickleberry Rum (‘your inhibitions gone in six sips, guaranteed!’) and shake well for best results.

Harry, Ron, and Draco head out to the Hog's Head for a humble drink between friends... but without Hermione's permission... What happens when Harry and Ron are all-out drunk, full to the brim with alcohol, and Draco has to get them back to Hogwarts?``PG for mushy hangovers.

AU. Due to the Burrow collapsing, the whole Weasley family are temporarily living at Hogwarts. How does Hogwarts cope in the sticky hands of the two-year-old Weasley twins?

Do not read if you ar opposed to sex with object/squirrels, Uncle Vernon's sex life, or naked old men. Otherwise, enjoy!

Voldemort was just defeated! Can we say party? Ginny certainly can when in the wee hours of the night she whips out a bottle of truth serum... what will happen next?

What happens when MTV decides to prank the wizarding world for their game show Boiling Points?

Ever wondered what would happen if certain characters in Harry Potter were forced to substitute the position of an advice columnist? No? Well, now it's happened anyway. Characters featured include (but not limited to) Draco (this chapter), Fleur, Harry and Snape! Even submit your questions to any of the characters; they may or may not reply. Hey, you never know.

The Hogwarts ghosts: Nearly-Headless Nick, the Bloody Baron, the Grey Lady, the Fat Friar, Moaning Myrtle, Peeves... and Sirius Black?!

"She turned me into a newt! I got better..."

This is a basic Yule Ball fic featuring a certain Slytherin couple. Only one Gryffindor was harmed in the making of this fanfic.

James and Sirius both have one and Remus doesn't see why he shouldn't have one too! A 7th year Marauders tale of face fungus and revenge!

All incoming seventh years are sent to Hogwarts in July to complete their assignments, which will be the most difficult situation for each of them! Includes blue toilet water, tea parties, Hogwarts invasion, denied promotion, Voldemort in a hula outfit, evil three year olds, terrible grades, spiders, and Timothy Facade.

In which Sirius has a problem and Remus tries to help.

Mary-Sue Potter has come to Hogwarts, inspiring questions: Who is she? What's her secret? And why doesn't she have violet eyes? (Parody)

Why does Petunia REALLY hate Lily? Could it be due to plans going amiss? And why is Severus involved? Can James dance? A One shot fun piece.

Hermione, home on summer holiday, explores the internet and stumbles upon a fan fiction site.

Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy...

It\'s Hermione Granger\'s turn to take up the quill and to write her own confession. There are some things you certainly did not know about Hogwarts\' bushy-haired prodigy.

Hagrid's magic "umbrella" from the first book has a few things to say to his enslaver!

Who's with whom? A fic about what happens if you belong to every SHIP (which I don't).

Hermione and Ron are engaged and in love. Hermione decides, at dinnertime, to ask Ron about having a baby. Ron concedes, of course. Nine months later... Hermione's screaming her head off in St. Mungo's while awaiting the arrival of their new addition.

It's Christmas at Hogwarts, and some of the students can't help singing. Five Gryffindors and a couple of Slytherins get mixed up in Bohemian Rhapsody whilst figuring out their own problems.

Scene: the Black family home. Harry is sitting at the kitchen table perusing a copy of the Daily Prophet, scratching Crookshanks between the ears whilst he stands on top of the table enjoying a saucer of milk.``The front-page headline of the Daily Prophet reads: There is no news to report. There will be no news to Report tomorrow either. There will be no news to report until the publication of book six. thank you for keeping your subscription current with us anyway.``Harry (muttering quietly to himself while he sips his tea): No news is good news. (He turns the page) I wonder what the personal ads will say. Oh, here’s one from Fred and George.

Ginny thinks after the Quidditch Final of Harry, Michael, Quidditch and the wonders of being a Gryffindor Girl!

For about one line, Ms. Rowling mentions the top-secret Department of Mysteries. The story is thus: the Backsliders, an extremely secret and powerful team of the most powerful witches and wizards on the planet, have been brought together once again, and maybe for the last time. Be forewarned: the characters are brand new--though, of course, HP and the gang are at the center. It's comedy, drama, romance, suspence and malaria all rolled up into a big sticky taco!

Sirius, James, and Peter find out Remus's secret...just NOT the one they are going for. You see, Remus has this strange new obsession with...Quakers.

This is the classic tale of Little Red Riding Hood starring Hermione as Little Red Riding Hood and Lupin as the wolf.

Have you ever wondered what happened after Harry left McGonagall and Umbridge alone, after his career councelling session? Here is my idea of what might have happened.

There are just so many detention fics that result in Harry and Draco getting together. They argue, they fight, they get together. It’s always the same thing. So here’s my little story about their 59th detention together and what it resulted in.

Ride shotgun with the Ministry of Magic's finest, as they hunt Dark Wizards, frame innocent Muggles, and drink tea with Voldemort. Hosted by Sheriff John Bunnell.

Harry and Ron have always been a little different. In their seventh year, they want a shot at being normal. And what better way to be normal than to form a rock band? The only problem is that they need a drummer. When putting up fliers around the school, Malfoy trickery abounds and Harry and Ron end up in an unexpected and undesirable circumstance: they are now in a rock band with Malfoy - of their own choice. Will they stay together? Will Ron and Harry strangle Malfoy with his own drumsticks? Will they stick Malfoy's drumsticks where the sun don't shine?

The situation is well-known to all women. None of us likes it, but nobody avoids it. Nor does Ginny. But a special incident makes her see the fun of it.

The Ministry of Magic itself is attacked by Lord Voldemort's minions and the Senior Undersecretary to the Minister finds herself saved by the last person she expected. No ships, no slash.

It's Draco Malfoy's ten year reunion. He's looking forward to much gloating, and showing off. Only, when he gets there, he's in for a big surprise.

Professor Snape comes back to school with a rather interesting change in his appearance. Chaos ensues.

Just a short little thing.

King Arthur will return, with Merlyn at his side, to fight evil. But nobody ever said anything about the rest of his court. What on earth is going on at Hogwarts?

Hermione needs Neville to help her with the ingredients to a very special spell.

A random one-shot in which no one is "sane" except Neville. Includes slash, schizophrenia, a tea party, and a superhero. The characters are just messed up and nothing like they are in the books.

This is absolute parody, and was written well before "half-blood prince" was announced as book six's title. A house-elf from South London? Illegal whiskey production? And what in the world are Sunless Wizards? Welcome to the weirdest AU ever...

Meet Draco Malfoy-Potter, the housewife.

Did you ever wonder what pet young Master Snape had in his first year at Hogwarts? Find out in this little one-shot, featuring Snape, Professor McGonagall and ...

Is there a Pureblood wizard who truly loves computers? Yes, there is, and I'm not speaking about Arthur Weasley. Of course he won't miss out in a story concerning his great passion, but in first place it's his daughter who discovers her love for certain hexed Muggle items.

Dean Thomas is having an awful day. Follow him through it and see what happens.

Hello! My name is George Weasley and with the help of AlmightyTonaya, I am going to tell you how I, and maybe Fred, invented the Ever-Flying-Cold-No-Matter-What Snowball.

Shakespeare’s A Midsummer’s Night Dream, Hogwarts style. Unfortunately, Dumbledore seems to be the only one willing to follow the script....

A songfic to "Macho Man" by The Village People... Draco as a biker, Ron as a soldier, Blaise as an Indian, Neville as a construction worker, Harry as a policeman and Dean as a cowboy. ``And despite all the little jokes in here, none of them are gay! Well, perhaps Neville is. :P The guys get together at the end of their seventh year and give a show for some of the girls at Hogwarts.

Find out how Tom deals with a hormonal Ginny, who also has an addiction to Belgian chocolates.

A dull boring trip to his parents' house is the start of a great adventure.

Aunt Petunia's been keeping a secret from her family.

Draco's gotta go - now! Join him in his adventure to find the lavatory, and stick with him for the surprise ending twist!

Harry goes to the magical school of magical magic (Hogwarts) for another Harry year.

What happens when a Harry Potter fanatic goes on vacation and finds out her favorite book is not fiction? This is that story....

This song fic deals with the possibility that Harry may decide he is in love with Luna. What is it about her that he likes?

Sequel to The Twelve Days of Christmas. Ron faces the consequences of singing his...er... song. Includes the Return of the King, I mean, potted plants, mobs, T.V. characters, oh, and a little part where AmethystPhoenix is punished. Random, insane... what do you think?

Draco tells Harry a bedtime story... cuteness, fluff, and sarcasm abound.

After becoming "head of the family", Draco must investigate a mysterious bill.

Harry's in need of some lovin', and enlists Hermione to help him find it. In the end, however, he manages to find some just fine on his own. HD humor & fluffiness.

A one shot building on the end of 'Harry's True Love'. It's Ron's first time attending one of the Hogwarts Naturism Society's meetings and it's not one he's likely to forget.

BY POPULAR DEMAND, HERE IT IS! The sequel to Happy Wizards Retirement Home. What happens when Ginny finds a tiny vial of an illicit substance in her cabinet, adds it to her famous lemonade and serves it to all the mediwizards and witches in the home? ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! Rated R for drugs, a bit of sex and a French poodle in a beret. It's much longer than the original.

Harry teaches a rather unusual DA lesson. This is very much based on (OK, ripped off from) Monty Python's 'Self Defence Against Fruit' sketch.

The repercussions of a long-ago prank played on Severus Snape. This fic is... er... Snape/Moaning Myrtle. *looks sheepish*

Harry has to decide who to ask to the dance. Warning! Not as innocent and carefree as it sounds!

"The room housing four veterans of a long and bloody war, one would have thought that such a calamity could have been prevented. It seemed however, that falling books, unlike Death Eaters and Dark Lords, were beyond the capabilities of Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and Sirius Black."

Nymphadora Tonks can impersonate anyone easily, right? Well, it might be a little more difficult than she planned when that someone is a 300-pound Catholic priest with a rather peculiar affection for cheese and American jokes. Tonks-Lupin abounds.

A Weasley without his or her red hair?! Impossible! Or is it?

It's two days to graduation when the Marauders learn some bad news. The evening graduation ceremony falls on the full moon! Is there a way to fix things so that Moony can attend? Or will fixing the problem only cause more trouble? Read and find out!

The Weasleys' flying car contemplates her origins and current life within the Forbidden Forest. Only someone with the force of a Fury can survive.

Fred and George are bunnies (don't ask me why), Draco and Harry are gay (don't ask me why). It's a bright shiny day, there's snow on the ground and a big ditch blocking their way (again, don't ask me why).

What would you do on your last night on Earth? What happens when it turns out not to be your last night?

This may be the most insane thing you've ever read in your life. Dumbledore has gone missing and it's up to the residents of Hogwarts to find him. Features: Prostitute!Hermione Rhyming!Neville Dumb!Ron Paranoid!Harry Sexy!Draco Missing!Dumbledore

A crazed fanfic author makes fun of ships. Snogging ensues.

James and Sirius complete a quizzie.

After the fall of Voldemort, Hermione helps lead a Muggle-Studies fieldtrip to the Rocky Mountains in Canada. Ron and the other eleven attendees can do no magic for a month. What happens is told in letters sent between Harry, Ron and Hermione

The competition is on! Who will be this year's Hooligan? Lots of pranks, more humour and whole heap of surprises. As Ron says,"It's savage! I'm telling ya!"

After an argument, Harry and his uncle Vernon wake up the next morning finding themselves in each other's body. Harry remembers all too late that he is supposed to go the Weasleys. What happened to cause this? Vernon on a broomstick? Now Vernon can finally see how big a hero his nephew is in the wizarding world. Voldemort's going to have a huge surprise coming up in the end of the year meeting! Will Vernon and Harry finally understand each other and get along? Anything's possible. How does Ginny react when she finds out her crush is a middle aged fat man? Quidditch, pranks, action, and Malfoy are all in this story.

While waiting for Hermione in her parents' dental office, Ron discovers a bit of Muggle technology. He just doesn't know quite what to make of it.

With Fred and George on the loose the only thing you get is double trouble. A one-shot telling what hapened before the flight of the twins in OotP.

Coffee. That lifegiving substance has been stolen. But who stole it? And lots of girly screaming is going on. And when the Coffee belongs to Draco Malfoy, someone is going to pay.

If I were a piece of cheese...

I’m not really sure…. Harry’s sneaking out late at night to do ``something with which he doesn’t want any company but he just can’t make it there ``without running into all sorts of odd people who won’t let him go where he needs ``to go.

Draco goes through a terrible loss and attempted suicide and he ends up drunk at the foot of the Gryffindor Tower.

Remus gives us a brief look at his views on his lycanthropy, while James stumbles on something profound (for once), Peter christens terminally ill birds \

Harry was bored, Dean and Seamus took him out. All things considered, it was a pretty eventful evening. But truly, it's Harry/Remus slash.

Harry Potter, the humorous hero with ADD, comes back to Hogwarts for his sixth year. He joins Dumbledore in the path to discover the mystery of Voldemort. He buys things from Chicken Vila. He even plays golf!

Draco and Harry are trapped in the Dursleys’ cellar and get to spend some quality time together. Well, it’s that, or dig their way out with clothes-pegs. ``Along the way are conversations about underwear, a bit of snogging, and other things.

Sometimes, a normal story just isn't what it’s cracked up to be. Sometimes all you’re looking for is something different. Well this story is That Something. From the creators of 'I'm Having Problems With My Pants' has sprouted this terrifically uncanny tale that will leave you moaning for more and scratching for seeds. Minus the seeds part that is. Strap on your seat belt and get ready to experience sexually pent-up teenage love at its very finest!

Struck by inspiration, I wrote this fic concerning a goblet of pumpkin juice, five singing boys, and what Hermione really wants in a man. A songfic of Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much."

Harry Potter expounds on life, and about how much his is certainly, absolutely, DEFINITELY not centered around his arch-nemesis. (Runs parallel to "Denial.")

Every fangirl should have one of her very own!

Glimpses from the magical world.