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“There was no snide quip, though. No deliberately cutting comment. Ginny stared and then a second later the grey eyes rolled dramatically and turned away from her towards the tasteless curtains.” Post-war fic. Ginny was just plodding along, enduring her perfectly well-ordered normal life and dreaming that maybe something more interesting might come along. She just never thought that the ‘something’ might actually turn out to be a ‘someone’.

What would it be like to be a classroom assistant at Hogwarts? One with a dark past? One makes even he who believes love is a frivolity want her? One that will even betray her lover? Severus Snape gets more than classroom help out of his assistant.

Harry has been trying to cope with the events of his fifth year at Hogwarts alone and without much success. One night, when everything becomes too much, he decides to bear all ... but is it going to be something he regrets? Post OotP fic. Draco/Harry slash - eventually. Angst Romance and other stuff.

31 October 1981. Instead of going to Azkaban Sirius Black goes on the run, determined to catch the traitorous Peter Pettigrew even as post-war violence tears through the wizarding world. Meanwhile, Remus Lupin and a handful of others work desparately to clear Sirius' name, and to find him. After all, they are not the only ones hunting Sirius. The Ministry of Magic has set the Dementors on his trail, and they have been given permission to administer the Kiss the instant they catch him. The remnants of the Death Eaters are pursuing him as well, in hopes that he will lead them to Pettigrew, whom they blame for Voldemort's defeat.

A certain Death Eater abducts Hermione. What are his vile intentions, and how will our fair maiden respond to them?

There are nineteen years of questions. There are nineteen years of untold stories, of pain, drama, tragedy, happiness, and the continuance of life that have gone unwritten. There are nineteen years of questions. Here are the answers.

Draco finds Harry at the top of the Astronomy Tower, apprently ready to end everything. He talks Harry out of it, but Harry gets clumsy at the last minute anyway. Draco manages something at the last minute, saving him. A series of works, each inspired by a different piece of music. H/D slash.

Completed story. Draco had been dreaming about Ginny all summer, but he doesn't know it. Will the new DADA teacher unwittingly help him with his plan of revenge against our red headed heroine or does she have other motives. OotP spoilers and strong sexual content. First book in The Nymph and The Dragon series.

A week before the winter hols, a mysterious new student arrives at Hogwarts. Hermione finds herself inexplicably drawn to the newest addition to Gryffindor and forges a friendship that will inevitably decide the fate of the wizarding world.

Harry is not a normal teenager. Most people know that, especially the ones who know him the most. In a tale of despair, grief, guilt, love, and hardships that no one should ever have to bear, he must find the strength to conquer his fears, and kill Voldemort before he himself is conquered. Can he do that when somebody is prodding into his mind, trying to figure out his whereabouts? Can he do that when somebody in the Order is leaking information to the to the media, information that can make Voldemort all the more vengeful in his fight to kill Harry? Sometimes all you have to do is lean on a friend for help.

When a new girl, Jawhara, comes to Hogwarts, plenty of things are revealed! (you'll just have to read on to find out what those things are, but here's a preview anyway: ) action, adventure, romance, laughs! (we hope) New people, new loves, a new prophecy... and old characters as well! (don't we all love the Marauders?...) Just give it a try! (you know you want to...)

Harry has always been different. He's gotten used to it by now. But when he realises how different he really is, will he and his friends be able to cope?

Katie Bell thought she had a normal life. She had parents, a roof over her head, and she went to a great school. But a few weeks before her fifth year at Hogwarts, everything changed. People requested a fleshed out version of "Cry"...here it is.

Sometimes we need our friends and even our enemies to help us feel safe and secure...but sometimes it's hard to tell them apart...

SLASH. When Harry Potter draws Draco's name, he has to be his Holiday Angel.

This story is a re-telling of

What would the wizarding world be like if Harry Potter had never attended Hogwarts? If Lord Voldemort had gotten hold of the Philosopher’s Stone? In this alternate universe Hermione Granger must make a perilous trip across the wizarding world to find Harry Potter and show him who he really is…

Catch-22: any illogical or paradoxical problem or situation; dilemma.

As a captive of Lord Voldemort, Luna Lovegood never thought she would live beyond the first 24 hours. Saved at first by her quick wit, Luna learns the depth of human evil…and becomes the Dark Lord’s greatest weakness.

A Draco-Ginny fic like no other...

Harry and Snape slash story written against my will. Which is why it's Riddikulus!

The battle of good versus evil has finally ended at Hogwarts. House separation seems a thing of the past as Harry and Draco enter their seventh year. It would appear that the Prophecy has come to light: Harry Potter has defeated Lord Voldemort. Ron has severed all ties to Harry and Hermione, and his hatred of Draco grows stronger day by day, while Harry’s and Draco’s love, despite Harry’s bond with Hermione, heads down a rapid course of passion, deception, and suspicion. A Prophecy foretelling the rise of a pureblood witch or wizard with more power than Voldemort lies in the Ministry of Magic. With one incantation, the entire Wizarding World can change, and danger lives closer than anyone can imagine…until it’s too late.

Draco receives a letter from his father, and with it, a mission involving Harry Potter. This is a story about how even the most carefully considered plans can go wrong sometimes.

Lily Evans is a fourth-year at Hogwarts, a truly exceptional girl who is fated to be singled out. Sixth-year James Potter, who shares her fate, comes into her life, oozing charisma. The decision to dump her boyfriend for James comes easily. But, will sticking with him be that painless? Meanwhile, Voldemort is growing stronger and some of the best and the brightest of Hogwarts are being seduced by his minions.

After the last task, Harry has withdrawn into himself and let his defenses down. He almost willingly lets his uncle verbally abuse and scar him. When he thought his life could not possibly get any worse, an ominous group takes him away from the Dursleys and deeper into despair. (violence, implications of rape and slash)

When Harry sneaks into Hogwarts nether regions to spy on a visiting Lucius Malfoy, he has no idea what he's getting himself into. A different kind of showdown, in the Chamber of Secrets and beyond, between Lucius Malfoy, Harry Potter and Tom Riddle.

*sequel to A Gutter Rat’s Tale* Severus and Harry set out to discover the secrets that entwine the only items that Harry's great-grandmother left Severus. Doing so may or may not revive the Snape-Potter family lineage, but it will, very literally, drag ghosts of the past, skeletons from the closet, and counterparts who walked separate paths in life.

Adjudication: To settle judiciously. Forgive thyself, for love is a complicated thing. The trio's seventh year finds Ron desperately worried for Harry's fate, hopelessly pining for Hermione's attentions, and slowly coming to terms with his family, himself, and his eventual place in the world. After escaping a life-threatening situation through wit and resourcefulness, Ron will learn the hard way how one singular event can change everything. This, combined with the unexpected attentions of one perfectly wretched, ever-vexing Slytherin girl, will forever meld together within Ron's psyche to weave a rich and complex foundation for a future life fully lived. One moment. One choice. One lifetime.

SLASH. HP/SS (In the end). Harry suffers because of his abusive boyfriend, but knows that it is his fault, partly. If he had been more determined to be with someone he does love, he would not have to deal with the consequences of being handled roughly. Remus, his friend, is alarmed to find him unhealthy, and recruits Severus Snape and Madam Pomfrey for his treatment. Snape and Lupin are shocked at the truth, but after some time, Harry gets the feeling that things happen for their own reasons. When Severus Snape starts to visit him occasionally, Harry wished he could confess his feelings to the wizard, but does not have the courage to do so. In the end, it is Severus, who makes the first move.

Hop onto your broom for the ride of your life! Watch sword fights and spellcasting contests, find out Draco's dark secret, see Harry lose his mind, Draco fall in love and eventually get kicked out of Slytherin House, and Ron save the world, not to mention Hermione going power-hungry!

In a story that parallels the timing of "In this World of Strangers" and "Take the Chance," Remus accepts a one-year job in Canada while Sirius is left to play courier for Dumbledore. Will their separation after so little time together strengthen them or drive them further apart?

Muggles can't get into Hogwarts, or can they? Cecilia Politi lives in relative normality before she recieves and owl, directed to someone else... Here her adventures begins and hogwarts goes on a rocky road full of kidnaps, curses, and lots of snogging.

Enemies, friends, pain, redemption?  Harry must come to terms with the horrors he’s witnessed and experienced – but how?  Reprieves are tempered with added misery, but an unwelcome house guest is the least of Harry’s troubles.  Plotting death eaters, an angry and vengeful dark lord, a swarm of Veela, a godfathers innocence to prove, muggle relatives that just won’t go away and what’s this about a pesky prophesy?!  All this plus Quidditch, new classes and responsibilities, the best Christmas ever and … girls!

Neville has finally stopped the second war of Voldemort, but as the Wizarding World starts to rebuild, the survivors must deal with the fall out of war. Life is tough for a hero who never wanted to be. Between his boyfriend turning on him, his best friend being a temperamental dark``wizard and his comrades going insane, Neville must deal with life as it is, and life as it will be. And with a new Dark Lord rising, life only looks like it's getting more hellish.

Draco Malfoy was never very fortunate when it came to bringing pain and misery to a certain Mr. Potter. His latest plan is no exception. Or is it?

A Defense Against the Dark Arts Project called Know Your Enemy united Harry and Draco in the sixth year. It's bad enough that Draco Malfoy has changed, then Harry finds that their developing friendship turns into something more. But when Draco does something that Harry stands against, can Harry forgive him?

Late in 1975, the Potions Mistress gives Severus Snape and Lily Evans a special project. The next year brings an unexpected, complicated relationship, as Lily and those around her work to find her place in the wizarding world. Teachers have their own agendas, students have secrets and the rise of Voldemort is intruding on everyone's lives.

Draco's Diary is full of secrets. Dare you read it?

Lucius Malfoy has finally realized the Dark Lord has been spinning nothing but lies. Unfortunately, it took him losing his family to realize this. Now, he is trying to atone for his sins. Will anyone trust him? Will anyone help him regain his place in society? He has a plan. Set after HBP. Rating is for later chapters.

*HP/DM SLASH!* This saucy, romantic comedy involves an angsty, suicidal Harry whose love life gets completely revamped by a sex-crazed, manipulative red head. Will Ginny mastermind Harry’s seduction of his one true ferret? Does she have her own agenda? Hmm, let’s think....

Harry has done his duty. Voldemort is dead, the Wizarding World is safe. Duty over, Harry has had enough. He 'exiles' himself from all things magic-related and starts a Muggle University. The magical world is nothing but a mermory-that is, until a trip abroad sends him hurtling back into the world he left behind.

Severus snapped his head to look down at the girl with a startled frown, the next words that Albus Dumbledore would calmly say ricocheting throughout his mind with a reverberating echo that would cause his head to ache for quite some time afterwards. ``“You are looking at the girl who turned Tom Riddle into Lord Voldemort...”

Lots of love triangles. The trio are in training in order to prepare for war with Lord Voldemort. They pick up a few people on their way and decisions are made as to which side people are really on. A tale of true love, firery passion and lots of action. Are the ones we love really with us?

Dreams are drawing them closer... Draco & Ginny find themselves faced with otherworldly places, irresistable forces & magical objects. Passions fly, gods are angered & their magic powers strengthen as they realise maybe they're not alone after all.

Pity poor Draco Malfoy. His stunning looks, charm, and wealth have snagged boys, girls, house elves, garden gnomes, grindylows, and inanimate ``objects alike, but little Ginny Weasley may turn out to be the biggest challenge of all...and opposition comes from a most unexpected source.

What begins as an innocent flying lesson ends with Harry realizing deeper feelings for Hermione. More suprising to him is recognizing her feelings in return. However, he is terrified by the realization that loving Hermione makes her a prime target in an unfinished battle with Voldemort. Action, adventure, and romance abound in a story "riddled" with plot twists and cliffhangers.

Harry, Cho, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Luna and Draco are going to stay with muggles in a small American town.``Buffy and the scoobies agreed to host some students from England.``Lucius and Angelus meet.``Voldemort wants to take over the world.``Everything happen for a reason.````A story full of magic, vampires, suspense, action and, of course, romance.

(AU since HBP) Complete, but still in the posting process. Severus Snape had good cause to learn Occlumency, and it's no wonder he's so good at it. His best mate would be able to read his mind otherwise! Follow them all through their Hogwarts years, and beyond.

Upon returning to Hogwarts for their seventh year, Harry, Ron, Hermione, and friends embark on an interesting game of Truth or Dare.

The sixth year at Hogwarts is overshadowed by fresh attacks by Voldemort, who is seeking a final confrontation with the only person who has the power to destroy him. But is Harry ready...?

This is the sequel to Truly Madly Deeply. It is It is five years since the gang have graduated. Harry and Draco are teaching at Hogwarts and are joined by some of their friends. This story is deliberately fluffy with a bit of angst thrown in for good measure.

Set in Harry's seventh year: Ginny's being awfully secretive about her new boyfriend, and when Harry finds out who it is, he realizes why. Meanwhile, Ron is keeping busy with Hermione and being Gryffindor's Quidditch team captain. Everyone's getting ready for the end of semester dueling challenges. Malfoy has a breakdown, Pansy Parkinson is continuously ignored, and Harry spends all his time fantasizing. Eventually D/G, H/G, H/D, R/H, and more.

It's Ginny Weasley's fifth year at Hogwarts, and she's thinking some pretty strange thoughts about someone she never thought she'd give a second thought to. Draco Malfoy is in his sixth year, and he notices the little red-haired Gryffindor Weasley isn't so little anymore. What's a Malfoy to do? [Draco/Ginny] [ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE]

~Draco's POV~ Draco tells us his story: how he fell in love with Harry, how they got together and all the problems they had to overcome. ( Harry/Draco, Mpreg)

The new DADA professor *not surprisingly* has something to hide. Harry, Ron and Hermione have something up their collective sleeves. Draco and Ginny, respectively, have something troubling their nights. And Voldemort has a hand in it all.

Sequel to "Much Ado About Hermione." Life after Hogwarts is not as tranquil as Harry had hoped, and is made even harder by the resurfacing of a former flame.

When your enemy learns your deepest secret, something that could cost your dearest friends their wands, you have no choice but to submit to his blackmail. But what happens when he awakens parts of you, searing and dangerous, that only leave you wanting more of his torture?

Characters in the HP-verse need to blow off a little steam... I had originally intended this to be a one-shot, but well, plans change. :)

It starts with Draco at Malfoy Manor, experiencing some very odd dreams that he dreads anyone finding out about. These dreams eventually lead to some embarrassing circumstances and a possible romance.

When Draco Malfoy's mental health mysteriously declines, he is placed under the care of the only person he responds to: Harry Potter. Contains: Multiple Personality Disorder (Dissociative Identity Disorder), Paranoid Schizophrenia, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, H/D slash, incest, non-con, torture, possible drug-use.

Nearly a decade post-Hogwarts, Harry's Quidditch career is slipping into oblivion, his marriage to Ginny is failing, and even his friendship with Ron is on the rocks. Lord Voldemort, having lost all his magical powers, has been imprisoned by a Ministry too fearful to kill him and is slowly whiling his years away in bored ignominy. Meanwhile, the magical world itself is losing the ability to perform magic ...

He needs someone to fill the void. He needs someone to dissolve the illusions. He needs someone to understand. Someone to trust. Someone to love. To love him. And he needs it before he gives up his life forever. A Voldemort fic. Draco is chosen to join the inner circle, to be bound by blood and for life to the Dark Lord himself. Perhaps Harry can save him, but who’s going to save Harry? Harry gets vengeful. Draco collects moonbeams in a jar. Snape plays mentor. And Dumbledore is himself.

What if Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts had begun not with a dementor attack and a trumped-up charge but with a birthday party and a ransom note? In this AU, the Order's decision to pull Harry out of Privet Drive on July 31 leads to far-reaching changes in the story -- as does one Death Eater's plot to use Harry's adolescent crush to bait a lethal trap....

Ginny is fed up with being treated like a child and seeing as only Draco Malfoy has noticed she has grown up he can be put to excellent use for annoying her brother. Draco/Ginny Remus/Hermione/Ron

A humorous fiction based around the hormones raging between Draco and Harry. (Sounds bad, but I don't think it's really as bad as this summary.)

When she's captured by the Dark Lord's right-hand man, it's up to him to save her. Can he make it before she's forced to tell everything, forever condemning the Wizarding world? Or will he be too late? (HG/SS)

Severus Snape was a gutter rat rescued from the London slums by Harry Potter's great-grandmother. Years later, he writes a letter to Harry explaining not only his past, but also of Harry's family history and heritage.

It's Harry's seventh year, Voldemort has disappeared, and Ron is Quidditch captain, so everything should be going along swimmingly. Unfortunately, Snape is Head of Hogwarts and Fred and George are officially bankrupt. Even worse things are in store: Percy's trying to teach Hufflepuffs, Ron's not talking to Harry, Hogwarts: a History lied, and there's something very, very wrong with the Sorting Hat. . .

Seventeen years ago, Severus Snape was sentenced to life in Azkaban. Released on a legal technicality, Snape begins his life as a spy. Now Snape's fate once again rests in the hands of the attorney who failed him so long ago. Olivia McGonagall is a world weary, burned-out attorney who has accepted a position teaching Muggle/Wizard Law at Hogwarts. She also must face a destiny laid out for her in the shadowy mists of the past. Hounded by Death Eaters and threatened with the unknown plans of Voldemort, Olivia must risk turning to the one who owes her the least.

It's the seventh year for all of our favorite characters, and guess who made Head Girl? Hermione Granger of course. The surprise comes with both Head Boys, the two this fic surrounds. Harry Potter, and--wait, that can't be right--Draco Malfoy??? Well, he is the one telling the story....

Voldemort is playing games, and everyone is suffering. Events mean that it is time to take a stance, but who will win is anyone's guess...

He hadn’t seen her. If she left the church right now, he would never know she had been standing a few metres away. He would never know she was living in France. Ronald Weasley would go back to England never knowing Hermione Granger was living in Paris. Never knowing that she had seen him and had walked away without even saying a word to him. Not even ‘hello’, after five years of absence.

Draco and Ginny have to face the consequences for their secret relationship.

Harry refuses to talk because of something that happened in his sixth year. Now at their last year at Hogwarts together, Draco becomes attracted to him and is determined to find out what's keeping the Gryffindor quiet, not knowing of the horrors that's keeping Harry from talking. Things become more desperate as they realize that Harry is the only one who knows how to stop Voldemort from stealing other powerful wizards' and witches' powers. And Harry is no closer to talking than Voldemort is to applying for Miss Universe.

When Lucius Malfoy saves Ginny Weasley's life, she is forced to be his slave. Will she escape, or will she end up falling for him...?

Ever since Harry began dreaming about the Soul Crystal he's become obsessed with it. He's also trying to deal w/his emerging feelings for Hermione, a loss in the Weasley family, an unexpected reunion & Voldemort's deepest secret...

Aislinn Macnair and Quinn Finnigan are fourth year students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry(takes place during Harry's fifth year). They are typical 14 year-old girls. Quinn makes an annoying friend and gets her first detention. Aislinn gets an interesting ring and acts out magazine suggestions. Plus: The Hunks of Hogwarts calendar (1970's), Harry's flossing habits, Ginny trips over a chair, Aislinn tries to snare Draco, Snapey bear makes an appearance, Crabbe and Goyle are creepy and Lucius has a pimp cane fetish. During Christmas break however, both girls experience things that will change their lives forever. When the new knowledge they find threatens to destroy everything they take for granted how will the girls cope?

Hermione can't sleep, and decides to take a walk. She runs into someone who understands. Set about 8 years post-Hogwarts. Inner pain! Character death! World War III! Alcoholism!

Angst, brooding, sarcasm, Shakespeare, shameless Harry/Draco.... the stuff of LIFE.

HG/DM/HP love triangle. Hermione sets out to seduce Draco and asks Harry for help. Harry reluctantly agrees and the sparks fly!

Seven years on from leaving school and Hermione finds herself back at Hogwarts teaching. Many things have changed during this period, yet the Potions Master has lost none of his cutting sarcasm, nor his ability to reduce Hermione to a blushing wreck. Yet when a powerful new potion she has been working on is stolen by unknown forces, she finds herself reluctantly relying on Snape for help. Are first impressions always correct, or are there more motivations behind this proud man's behaviour than mere malice? And what on earth are Neville and Draco up to?

A late night adventure in a storm darkened castle leads to interesting consequences. (Draco/Ginny, mention of Ron/Hermione.)

"You have lost the right to practice magic. Hand over your wand." So begins Ginny Weasley's entrance into the muggle world. What will she do now that she cannot pratice magic? How will Harry Potter figure into all of this?

It isn't easy to get to close to Severus Snape. It's not impossible; after all, sometimes one simply falls into unusual friendships. The problem is, there is frequently an obstacle in the way. More often than not, that obstacle is Severus Snape.

When Camelot fell, Merlin took Excalibur and hid it within his keep, a realm not entirely within this world. He entrusted an order of Knights to guard it until a new king could retrieve it and rebuild Camelot anew. But if evil got ahold of Excalibur, darkness would reign for near eternity. Harry gets caught up in the prophecy and needs the help of Ron, Hermione, and a few friends to prevent evil from getting the sword. The ancient order of knights sends help in the form of a new student and unlikely hero. Bill Weasley is the DADA and falls in love with someone unexpected and Draco Malfoy becomes even more dangerous. Slash impending. Harry/OC, Bill/OC, Ron/Hermione.

A werewolf's eyes are such a strange color. It's what I love about them though. What he sees... and what I see... are two very different things. (Ron/Remus) [Yes, Ron/Remus... weird, I know, but it works.]

It is their sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry, Ron, and Hermione have grown up. Ron and Hermione are dating, but Harry is secretly in love with Hermione. Will Ron's attitude towards sex and intimacy drive Hermione into Harry's arms and end their friendship? Or will they be able to resolve the conflict like the adults they have become?

SEQUEL to Nine Days Till Christmas. Harry’s life has been going swimmingly… sort of. But the approach of a certain holiday has a way of muddling things up. (H/D)

Five years after the trio graduate from Hogwarts, the war against Voldemort is still raging. It has become impossible to tell who is on which side anymore. Time is always of the essence. When time is changed, manipulated, are things always the same? Who is the master and who is the servant? Who is the teacher and who is the student?

Ten years after their steamy romance, ten years of complicated, messy lives, two men find themselves at loose ends... and together again. ````I wondered why so many have teenage love affairs end in marriage. So I wrote this story of two who went their separate ways, then met up again, ten years later. What would it be like? Ron/Draco

The final battle with Voldemort is upon us. Harry and the wizarding world are forced to stand up to this terror...but help always finds those in need. Good smutty fun with plot: hard core epic. HP/GW HG/VK HG/RW SS/?? and more.

From the last summer solstice of their disappearing world, to the plains of Scotland, the four founders of Hogwarts fight to save their traditions and life.

Sequel for “Don’t Forget Paris.” Harry has something important on his mind as he and Hermione spend two more memorable days in Paris, and Ron gets more than he bargained for when he falls for a local girl.

COMPLETE. What is it about Scarlett that sparks a phenomenon unlike any Hogwarts has ever seen? What is it about her candid newsletter that has the boys writing her avid fan mail? What is it about this woman that has the girls seething with jealousy? What is it about her that sends the teachers to the end of their last nerve? And why in the world has she fallen in love with Gregory Goyle? Is there more to her than meets the eye? Find out in "The Scarlett Letter"! Based on true events.

In a battle between head and heart, which will emerge as victor?

Harry learns that he is a wizard long before anyone intended. Without anyone teaching him, he does not know what should be impossible. He breaks the rules of magic with help from his bushy-haired friend. AU from age 7 through 7th year. Eventual Harry/Ginny/Luna soul bond, and a sibling bond with Hermione.

Set ten years after Hogwarts, two enemies meet again.``Harry is a star quidditch player,``Draco is an... Unspeakable``Hermione and Ron are married.

Twenty-six year old Ginny Weasley has a normal life, a good job, comfortable living, and a steady boyfriend. Her brother's archenemy, twenty-seven year old Draco Malfoy, is the complete opposite. He enjoys backpacking around the world, penthouses, and an exciting cocktail of sex, drugs, and a forbidden marriage. ````Both of them have only one thing in common: Spellbound. ````Ginny's bankrupt employer and Draco's only avenue to winning back his family's inheritance. ````Things can't get worse...or can they? To Ginny's dismay, Draco blackmails her into a huge publicity scam: traveling around the Outback. ````Mosquitoes, small tents and survival; Australian-style. ````Bye, bye Normality.

SLASH! PARODY! These raunchy journal entries expose the burning, secret``thoughts and desires of Hogwarts’ sex-crazed students and staff! Warning:``contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers,``kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!