Sorting Error

It's Harry's seventh year, Voldemort has disappeared, and Ron is Quidditch captain, so everything should be going along swimmingly. Unfortunately, Snape is Head of Hogwarts and Fred and George are officially bankrupt. Even worse things are in store: Percy's trying to teach Hufflepuffs, Ron's not talking to Harry,

Fred and George reveal the truth behind their bankruptcy, Trelawney reveals the meaning of the colours red and green, Hermione reveals one of the Founders' secrets, and Percy attempts to reveal the joys of learning to fifty eleven-year-olds.

Why has the Sorting Hat put all of the first-years in Hufflepuff? Hermione tries asking Binns, and provokes an astonishingly strong reaction. Meanwhile, Harry witnesses a theft, and Percy learns that the new Divination professor has the ominous initials M.S.

Why has the Sorting Hat put all the first-years in Hufflepuff? And what does that have to do with Binns? Hermione, Fred, and George plot to find out, Percy learns why Snape's hair is always dirty, and Viktor sends an astonishing proposal.

Why has the Sorting Hat put a full years' worth of students in Hufflepuff? Hermione, Fred, and George break into Binns' office, trying to find out. Harry and Ron should help, but they're too busy learning why Quidditch depends on knowing one's teammates.

Why has the Sorting Hat put all the first-years in Hufflepuff? Why has Binns had a nervous breakdown? And why isn't Ron talking to Harry? Percy and Snape ask the Board for help finding a new History of Magic professor, and Harry writes a letter of apology. Slash and otherwise.

Why has the Sorting Hat put all of the first-years in Hufflepuff? Why did Dumbledore let Voldemort kill him? Who is the strange new professor with the initials M.S.? Harry, Ron, and Hermione hunt desperately for someone who can answer their questions.