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Power and Control by AmethystPhoenix
06/20/2005“Good boy. There’s only this, power, which I have over you, you sniveling little brat. There’s only power and control, Riddle, remember that. Those with power and control rule, those without power and control are squashed like little cockroaches. Do you understand, Riddle?”
Forsaken by Aelia Camilla
09/27/2002We all make mistakes that we regret, but some can never be forgiven. What happens when you give away something you can't take back? A tale of picking up the pieces, being strong for those you love, and going on with life.
Yesterday's Tomorrow by Potter47
05/20/2005Darkness shines its brightest when the lights have all burnt out.
Character Development by Katinka
10/31/2002For those who might have wondered what Sirius Black was thinking during the events of "Interwoven", an excerpt from his autobiography.
As It Once Was by Story Spinner
04/25/2002When an epidemic comes to Hogwarts, Ginny must go back in time to find a magic substance that will cure the disease and save the school.
The Adverse Effects of Fanfiction by Wandering Dragoness
01/02/2005Ginny Weasley + Fanfiction = Danger. Trouble. Sex. Oh, and did I mention SLASH? See Fanfiction Addict!Ginny, along with Matchmaker!Ginny, and Bisexual!Ginny. Will contain the following pairings, as well as many others: GW/HG, HG/RW, HP/DM, GW/NT, RW/HP, RW/GW, FW/GW, etc. Also will probably include some form of orgy. Whee!
Christmas at the Potters' by griffins95
12/07/2003It is December 25th, 1980. Harry Potter is celebrating his first and only Christmas with his parents. And what's a Christmas without Sirius and Remus? This Christmas at Godric's Hollow is one to remember!
In Between by emelie
08/14/2006'No matter how long she keeps the golden coin pressed between the palms of her hands, it does not grow warm.' Luna watches history take place, but most of all she watches Ginny Weasley.
Ideal by crying_eyes47
12/04/2004What if James and Lily had lived? What if Voldemort was captured by the Order? What if Wormtail was the one who was captured and escaped in Harry's third year? What if all our beloved characters were living in the ideal world?````And whose ideal is it?
Farewell, Seamus Finnigan by Castaspella
12/04/2002Dean Thomas bids farewell to the only boy ...
Experimentation by AmethystPhoenix
04/23/2005Draco's strange yet logical way of thinking gets him and Harry into a very experimental mood. That's "Experimental," with a capital "E," by the way. Mostly dialogue.
Friend or Foe by Cettia Cetti
08/04/2003Due to an accident, Harry and Severus had to look after Sirius together... Would they drive each other insane?
Really Bad Eggs by Marie Goos
03/19/2004Severus takes a trip to the Department of Mysteries that he lives to regret. The story of how Severus meets Nadia; part of the SSS universe.
Memoirs of a Pixie by Dr. Fawkes
07/23/2006Behold... The world of Hogwarts through the yellow eyes of a Cornish pixie, who takes up the onerous task of matchmaking... Matchmaking for his beloved mistress, Lily Evans. Much madness ensues [and James Potter may die a thousand painful deaths in the process].
Establishing Boundaries by Water Nymph
04/24/2002A "TOEING THE LINE" COOKIE, originally meant to be the Prologue. Harry & Hermione have a little Chat on Graduation Night.
Secrets of the Classlist by Grace has Victory
09/14/2008Non-fiction essay about Harry Potter and his 39 classmates. Originally written pre-HBP, this new edition has been revised and corrected in the light of DH canon.
Oh Crap, I'm a Mary Sue! by Lily Winterwood
05/16/2007Hello, it's me, Lily Winterwood. I'm an unwilling Mary Sue at Hogwarts in a story that already has a Sue in it...if the summary is confusing, then the story might make it clearer...
Trinity: Brothers by Hijja
10/28/2003At the end of Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts, his world is crumbling around him. When grief drives him to a desperate act, who will pay the price, and will he ever be able to face his friends again?
Four Eyes of Pharaoh by Elaine
03/16/2003It's Harry's fifth year, and an eccentric new teacher may hold the key to his destiny - or perhaps information about his parents untimely demise.
Of Rust and Stardust by MissMoppet
05/04/2005"If you think me bad-tempered, if you find me in want of manners and beguiling social graces, then do try to withhold your assessment for a moment and remember that I was, after all, raised by a house elf." Some battles are closer to home than others--just ask Pansy Parkinson. (Pansy/???)
Sînge by Of the Sea
01/02/2005Albus Dumbledore was not always the wise, kind, nearly all-powerful man he is now. If he hadn't met a vampire in his sixth year, perhaps things would have turned out differently...
When a Student Becomes a Friend by Taran
09/10/2001A certain little greasy haired first year helps Filch get revenge against the Marauders for dying his cat green.
Thunder and Lightning by Gaineewop21
08/02/2004Kingsley Shacklebolt is many things: wizard, Auror and member of the Order of the Phoenix. But in the aftermath of Sirius Black's death, his loyalties are tested, his honor is tried, and his faith is restored.
Black Magic: A Guide to the Dark Arts by Emeric Switch
06/01/2007Ever wonder what a Dark Art was? Ever wonder why they were Dark? I did, so I theorized. Take a look at my ponderings and contemplate the Dark Arts.
Keeping Faith by Galaxy Dust
11/03/2003Harry has lost faith in everything he has ever known. Can his friends do anything to help?
The Half Frog Prince by Molly Moon
08/30/2004During the summer after his sixth year, Harry is forced to endure the wedding of the infamous Aunt Marge.
Harry Potter and the Garden of Emotions by Jamisia Shido
05/14/2004Lord Voldemort thinks hard and deep. He’s been none too successful at killing Harry Potter. What if he, the Dark Lord, searched for the Temple of the Cat first, so he can achieve his ultimate goal? Then he would hardly need to worry about one Harry Potter. Ah, so delicious a dream! So difficult to accomplish! Ancient Egyptian wizards hid the Temple very well indeed, for no one has entered or even seen it in over 4000 years. And then there’s the petty matter of drinking the blood of a Dragon Boy.... the child, whose parents are to House-Elves only known as... Them. ``But They are extinct, killed by a disease that literally ate all of Them. ``There are none left. Or are there?
Death Eater's Child by Amanda Snape
11/27/2003When Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange were thrown into Azkaban, they left an infant son behind. Fourteen years later, Bellatrix has escaped and William Lestrange is a fourth year Slytherin at Hogwarts. Join us as William finds out what being the son of a Death Eater is all about.
A Metonymy of Desire by MartianHousecat
11/15/2002Narcissa muses on the men in her life - Lucius, Draco, Severus and Him - and the strange turns of desire.
Ramblings of a Ravenclaw by Aleia
09/07/2003One Ravenclaw unburdens her heart to a piece of parchment, revealing fears, crushes, and her dislike of a certain bushy-haired genius.
Hermione's Parallel Universe by Kim Claussen
01/11/2006'I wish it were different! I wish everything was different!' Hermione made a wish - accidently. Now her world has been turned completely upside down. Hufflepuffs are Ravenclaws, Ravenclaws are Hufflepuffs, and Ludo Bagman is the Minister for Magic! Hermione wants to go back to where she belongs, but the longer she stays, the more she wonders if she even should go back. What's a girl to do?
Playin Games by Carey Ann Lupin
02/26/2005What do you get when you mix Monopoly, romance, and interferring friends? A Family Game Night
Not What It Seems by Andromeda Malfoy
09/19/2003It's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and soon, he discovers how interesting his new class, Creative Writing, and his professor really are. Hermione actually gets a bad grade, and this professor is quite different from all the rest. Little does Harry know that there's more to writing a story than it seems...
Forever Young by Laura Pandora
03/31/2006How James fell in love with Lily, how Lily fell in love with James, how both of them hurt Peter, and how Peter betrayed them in the end.
Shadows of the Past by MyLuckyStars
04/16/2005The war with Voldemort is over, but Harry's lost everything that was important to him. He decides to start a new life, complete with Muggle neighbors, a Muggle house, and a Muggle lifestyle. Will the world he's become so accustomed to let him go that easily? Starts two years post Hogwarts.
The New Sacrifice by Mr.Intel
04/22/2006Harry and company return to Hogwarts after destroying all but one of Voldemort's Horcruxes. When Voldemort crashes the gates of the school, a new sacrifice is required to fulfill the prophecy and bring peace to the world.
Harry Potter and the Green Flame by LilGurlBlue825
01/11/2004Morgan is an amazing sixteen year old girl. Born in England, but raised in America, she comes back to her native land to end her Witchcraft learning days at Hogwarts. There she meets the famous Trio and the story unfolds. Morgan has a secret that only herself, her father and the Headmaster know about, yet she's somehow connected to Harry and the prophecy. Love is in the air. To see what happens, read this fic.
Ginny Weasley's innocence was not spoiled by her love, Remus Lupin. No, she was already the stone of a cherry, the bittersweet girl that Tom created and Harry destroyed who has found her true love at last. The sequel to Cherries.
Caught in the Act by thephotoman
10/24/2003What would happen if Harry and Hermione were caught in the act by their children? This was inspired by a question asked aboard the HMS Pumpkin Pie. First in a series.
Romeo and Juliet: The Bewitched Version by Kleopatra
03/06/2003From forth the fatal loins of these two foes,``A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life,``Whose misadvertured piteous overthrows,``Doth with their death bury their parents’ strife.````Hogwarts is putting on a presentation of Romeo and Juliet: The Bewitched Version. ``Just guess who's cast as the lead. (D/H)
Cry On My Shoulder by Strider
01/20/2006The curse on the last Horcrux has left Harry, Hermione, and Ron badly wounded. As each of them sacrifices for the others, they learn just how strong they are.
And the Sun Goes Down Alone by genrou
06/28/20051997: Having risen in the ranks of the Death Eaters and having acquired more responsibilities in the Order of the Phoenix, Severus Snape has yet again been passed over for the position of DADA instructor for another questionable figure, and is well on his way to having a breakdown. Draco Malfoy, ostracized by his fellow Slytherins, looks for confidence elsewhere. And Neville Longbottom might just push Harry Potter out of the spotlight.
Bill Weasley and the Castle Terabil by flightless wren
11/10/2003Bill Weasley has been sent on a mission for the Order. Sent into a foreign land, where almost nothing is familiar, everything holds danger, and what IS familiar... well it's driving him crazy.
[Pre Hogwarts H/Hr] A sickened Harry is tired of condoning the taunts and jeers his relatives give him. He runs away but not before encountering someone. A small girl that makes him see that perhaps he can be a hero…
Hermione gets the courage to tell her parents about her living situation. Originally a cookie on the Menage a Trio thread.
I Hate Ron by Jaguar
06/20/2003Harry has a short conversation with Hermione. Ron is missing so Hermione can say what she thinks, and knows. Written by somebody who hates Ron. Intensely.
Independance Year by UndertheCupboard
04/22/2004Ginny's got a secret that's she's been keeping for quite a while now, and just when things start to get really out of control, she starts to fall for the person she hated most...
The Thousand-and-first Reward by AliceMione
03/27/2003"And right then, I knew I had you in my hands. Right then I could have crushed you. [...] The thought was delicious! I never forgave you for rejecting my friendship, when I first offered it to you. This was my opportunity to get back at you."
Love Like This by Archer Arikay
11/25/2004Comfort can come from the most unlikely places. Ron wakes up after a dream. Fluff, slash, incest, twincest.
Flood of Secrets by Pepsigrl
12/14/2002Jack Brown and Marilyn Dawson are two Aurors out on a mission. Their mission is to get Harry Potter and take him to the Ministry to do... what? They don't know yet. Meanwhile, two complete strangers turn up on Privet Drive, delivering flowers for a company called "Rose's Floral Service." Are Marilyn and Jack fooled by these two Muggles? Or are they Muggles?!? Also: Harry falls in love, Hermione learns some confusing secrets about her longtime boyfriend Viktor Krum, and Ron makes a new friend... a mysterious stranger from Beauxbatons!
All's Right with the World by carla
09/26/2004They say "Absolute power corrupts absolutely" and "God's in his heaven, all's right with the world." But what if what's right for the world isn't right for you? Would you let it go or would you go back to that power? That is, as always, Harry Potter's decision to make.
One To Battle, Two To Conquer by Mindy Potter
03/17/2007Mindy Potter briskly started up the stone staircase. "Do you trust me?" Looking into steel gray eyes, she knew this would come. The more she longed to expose the truth, the more in danger she was. Being Harry Potter's twin wasn't easy. She had only found recently, living her normal Muggle life, in her normal Muggle family. But that wasn't even half of it; the other made living with this unbearable. She was living a lie, a big complex lie. She hated the fact that she may never be known as Potter, for now, she was Mindy, a sixth year Slytherin. There was a reason for this besides putting herself in mortal danger, considering that she was wanted by Voldemort. She cautiously spoke, "I trust you."
Behind the Facade by That Which I Am
01/15/2004Many years after the end of Hogwarts, Draco has recieved... unconventional orders from his master. Ginny and Draco ponder on their lives so far and what the orders might mean
Obsessed by Ainakanoiel
02/19/2003Sequel to 'Passion'. ``Severus and Lucius share an intimate moment, but then something happens, which they both didn't expect... *slash*
One would think things would have come to light a bit faster, but the more she expected it, the slower everything seemed to happen. H/Hr.
Memoirs of an Unlikely Ravenclaw by Renee LeFay
01/29/2004Excerpt: 'It was once believed that my first words were “I’m going to be a Gryffindor.” It was once said that I chanted these words like a mantra. It was once told of how I took all the Personality Tests and the House Aptitude Examinations, and I was destined by all professional accounts, to be in Gryffindor. `` It is now a known fact that I was not a Gryffindor.' This is the story of a would-be Gryffindor who was destined for...er, different things. Follow her through her seven years at Hogwarts, as she makes new friends, new loves and learns how to cope with being herself. (Completely Non-Mary Sue with eventual R/Hr) Enjoy!
Hermione versus the Troll by PeterMurray
03/19/2003An AU version of what might have happened on Hallowe\\\'en of book 1. Featuring a less passive Hermione and almost no feast.
It's sixth year at Hogwarts, and Snape's as easy-going as ever when it comes to Potions at NEWT level. Fortunately, however, our hero hasn't been left to fend completely by himself...
What I Never Knew by Miss Jennalee Aradia
09/13/2005Hermione is her normal worrying self. She worries about Harry as he has shut down to everything around him. What will stop Hermione from crying every night? What will save her from the stress?
The Fall In by Little Angelic Devil
04/24/2003During a time of 'peace' the unexpected happens. An ancient evil reappears and launches an all-out war with Voldemort, sending the wizarding and muggle world into fear. Amidst the chaos of the world, seven Hogwarts students are caught in the middle of it all, but the problem lies far beyond them. Used only as pawns in the two greatest Dark Lords' chess game, they must make alliances to save each other and the world. Draco gets naked. Voldemort helps Harry. Ron gets caught with his pants down...literally. A new student appears, and Pansy is important.
Snakebite and Cola by Lon_205
01/31/2005Snape meets Petunia at a train station and apparently it isn't the first time. Petunia, a Goth??
Hermione Granger, Super Hero by joly
12/21/2003Set in her seventh year. Hermione develops super powers after a potions accident. Hermione/Snape
Ronald Weasley sets forth to understand his sexuality. Slash.
Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make by Nokomis
01/16/2006Or, A Discourse on the Damned. An examination of Azkaban through its prisoners.
Dragon's Eye by maerda erised
10/28/2004Harry returns to Hogwarts feeling alienated. As usual, it isn't long before unusual things begin happening. There is mystery and danger and a chance for love, if Harry is brave enough to take it. ``Draco returns with a mission he cannot accomplish without Harry Potter. Difficult and dangerous, should he fail, he begins to doubt. But a shocking revelation will put everything he ever believed to the test.``Ginny returns full of loneliness. Her choices will lead her down a dark path, where she will have to choose between love and ultimate power.``All three share a fate that will decide the destiny of their world. Will they be able to set aside their despair and unite to save their people? Or will everything they hold dear fall to ruin?
Life as Lily by Bren
04/01/2005A Lily-centric look at her family and her days at Hogwarts. Times weren't so tough, Petunia wasn't exactly evil, and James and Sirius get on her bad side because they're, well, eleven-year-old boys. This fic is about fun, and remaining true....
One Last Breath by Jessica C. Malfoy
03/19/2002In the last moments of his life, James has some serious thoughts about all of what he has done.
How Babies Are Made by HumanTales
04/02/2008Ginny explains to James how the new baby was made. James sees things . . . a little differently. Written for The Quidditch Pitch February 2008 The Birds and the Bees Challenge.
The Punker and the Prisoner by CleverDevil116
12/11/2003Jackie Moran didn’t think she had a father. Sirius Black didn’t think he had a daughter. They were both wrong. When Sirius dies, Jackie is left as sole heir to the Black estate, and Sirius’s connection with the Order of the Phoenix. Over the summer, she teams up with the Trio, who are again camped at Grimmauld Place, and unexpected friendship and near romance ensues. But can Jackie leave her punk rocker USA life for the dangerous British one? Pre & Post-OotP
Passing Through Barriers by Marguerite Potter
02/20/2003What if a girl who had no idea she had any magical powers, stumbles through Platform Nine and Three Quarters into Harry Potter's magical world? How does she handle her knew found world? With a little help from the Hogwarts teachers and the Trio she makes it through a year at Hogwarts to graduate with the others. Romances abound and adventures ensue.
What Happens in Italy... by Butterfly_Kate
05/23/2008On a trip to the Quidditch World Cup in Rome, Ginny sees Draco for the first time in eight years. To her surprise, a torch she didn't know she was carrying is relit.
Draco wants everyone to keep off his property...but how exactly does he plan to do that? *H/D slash*
Apocalyptic by Flourish
08/08/2001A bar, a drink, a future, and a doomed world. How different people cope with utter loss.
Playing With Potions by Aytin
04/03/2003Fred and George want to hook up Harry and Ginny so they make a love potion. ``But they ought to know that the use of love potions have become cliched and love potions are hardly drunk by the person for whom it is intended. ``H/G fluff
Change for Me by SnorkackCatcher
10/22/2006Remus has an unusual request for Tonks regarding his old love. She doesn't really know how to react to it. Rather dysfunctional post-HBP Remus/Tonks.
Silent as the Grave by Lunalelle
02/14/2004The Smythe family has finally recovered from the attack that permanently cursed four quadruplets, leaving one totally mute. The quads come to Hogwarts for their fifth year after four years of tutors and integrate themselves into normal magical life despite their handicaps. However, the silent one still holds her secrets... Takes place in Harry's Second Year. AU--Gilderoy Lockhart/OFC. Dark at times.
Beating 'Round the Bush by MisfitTwit425
04/03/2003Angelina is in her final year at Hogwarts, but things are changing. What's happening to her world, is this good or bad? How will she deal with new and old obstacles? Why does Neville find it necessary to avoid her at all costs? And WHAT will she wear to the ball?! Fred/Angelina
Taking Advantage by Raisin Girl
08/11/2005The summer before sixth year Draco goes to Pansy's house to talk about his father's imprisonment and wallow in self-pity. They end up talking about their nonexistant relationship instead.
'Hairy Snout, Human Heart' - a book written by an anonymous wizard, published in 1975? Or the diary of Remus Lupin, a boy who wrote of the horrors of his lycanthropy just as he started Hogwarts?
Loony Luna Lovegood by That Which I Am
03/01/2004Luna comes out and tells us all what really goes on behind her blankness...
Somewhere by little_bird
06/15/2009Prejudice runs both ways when the Malfoy and Prewett families are entangled in something with far-reaching consequences.
Bad Boys Are Good by tweedledee
10/24/2003Draco wants to be on the winning side. Does he really need to change?
The Second Coming by Peeler
07/19/2003In a time of turmoil and approaching war, a few in the wizarding world cling hopefully to a prophecy foretelling the birth of a wizard who will save them. ````Now a baby has been born, black-haired and green-eyed. The world lies poised on the brink. ````The year is 1927. The baby's name is Tom Marvolo Riddle. This is his story. ````*Prologue: The Prophecy*
A Different Type of Dream by Eliane Fraser
03/14/2004Post-Hogwarts. Harry has been secluded from the Wizarding World for a while and has re-entered the Muggle World. Three years later, some old schoolmates literally burst into his life, drawing Harry back into the Wizarding World, alongside his roommate, Cordelia Amon. Harry is dragged back into battle, but this time, he's with Cordelia, whose own unique abilites put her on a platform and endanger herself and Harry. Together, they attempt to stop the forces of Darkness before it can begin to reclaim all that was won from it mere years ago. H/OC, R/La, Hr/BW.
Reminisce in the Girl's Bathroom by Nicolette N. Coer
12/10/2002Vague Tom/Ginny feel to it. Ginny and Myrtle talk about a very suductive Poison: Tom M. Riddle.
The Long Walk by Petulans
06/19/2003Written as part of the Armchair Secret Santa fic challenge for the lovely Aja, we share a few important minutes in Harry and Draco’s lives. The boys are forced to go Christmas carolling together and of course, given whom it was originally intended for, it contains a rather protracted snog. A sleigh, jingle bells, carolling lie within, as well as appearances by the giant squid, the slash cows, Bad Place locales and even the Aja herself. I’ve been told it’s alternatively ‘a study in time’, ‘it was always there H/D’ or ‘fluffy bunnies frolicking in a pile of fabric softener sheets’, I leave it to you to decide.
Sonata and Destructions by Odette
10/05/2001A fairly psychological story explaining why Snape joined Voldemort, and also his redemption. Set in old school times.
Carving by kowaiyoukai
05/08/2007Harry heals Draco's body. Draco heals Harry's mind. [slight AU, SLASH H/D]
Paternal Instincts by PrincipessaRose
12/29/2002Severus has a secret, one that could change history forever: he is Harry's father. What happens when Voldemort finds out? Severus Snape and Harry Potter will never be the same, nor will the wizarding world. Lives will change, people will perish, and there will be redemptions. And we will find out more about the Potions Master's life, or more precisely, his past.
Muggled by Mademoiselle Mousse
03/07/2005In an attempt to save and humble the children of the Death Eaters, Albus Dumbledore performs a body switching spell on them, and switches them each with a Muggle. Set in the summer after 'Order of the Phoenix,' this fic follows Theodore Nott as he's snatched from the wizarding world he knows, and is placed into the soceity of the Muggles. Will Dumbledore's plan work, and will Theodore realize how much good there is too lose in the world? Or is there just no hope for the son of a follower of Voldemort?
Tammy and Joanne by Wildmagic
05/05/2002Harry, Ron, and Hermione have been taken back in time to an age of magic and a place called Tortall where they have never been. Love, War, Hate, Romance, Friendship all run wild in this tale of magic and fantasy.
The Misadventures of J and K by 007Kirara and Jaina12
05/12/2004A gathering of the adventures of J and K. Pure craziness! Just a whole lot of laughs and fun!
The Voice In My Head by nosilla
12/13/2001I am Ginny and he is Tom and I am he and he is me and we are One.
The Quill by Vanilla1983
09/28/2004After Sirius' death Harry is very depressed. One day, in London, he discovers a quill which reminds him strongly of Umbridge. What will he do with it??
Escape by seraphiel_09
02/03/2003When Draco, Harry and Ron get into a fight in the library, they get more then the detention they expect. They get a shot to discover more about themselves, but what will they do with it?
The Night Snape Heard About Lupin by Tim McCormick
07/05/2002Hehe, Snape is tricked into looking for Lupin. It didn't happen ``how you thought.
A Week in the Life of Harry Potter by Udderpd
04/23/2004This is the story of what happened in the last week of Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts. This is totally Happy Harry.``Ships: HP/HG/GW and a bit of NL/LL and RW/PP/PP
Heartbroken by Avada Mora
04/13/2003What happens when the person you hate becomes the one you love? Find out as Ginny learns it first-hand. Much betrayal, and strange plot twists.
Ultimate Gift of Friendship by JenniferR
11/10/2002I solemnly swear that they are up to no good - and that there are NO ‘Mary Sues’, all powerful people who resolve complex problems too easily. The sequel to ‘The Secret Magic of Potions and Daggers’, ‘Ultimate Gift of Friendship’ introduces us to some of Genevieve’s friends in America before they skip over the pond to wreak havoc in merry ol’ England (or Scotland ... wherever Hogwarts is really). Although there are some pairings between them and our favorite Professors, that plot sits second fiddle to the plan to do away with Voldemort, who has stolen a rare and dangerous talisman. All while they’re testing the Ultimate Gift of Friendship. Have fun!
Ever wondered what Harry Potter and his pals would say if they could read fan fiction? That's right, they'd probably sue for defamation of character. And just to ensure that event never happens, I have penned a letter for them that outlines precisely why we fan fiction writers are so unbearably cruel to them...