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A lover's quarrel and unethical use of a wand leaves Draco Malfoy at the hands of a clueless but sympathetic Harry, Ron and Hermione. A short, light hearted fic.

When Sirius, James, and Peter find out who Remus is dating, they are very shocked. So is the whole school. However, in the end everything ends more or less well -- even though Sirius doesn't get to give his friends a striptease show. Slash, kisses, and confusion.

Two boys go camping with one sleeping bag and Sirius gets a lesson in Muggle resourcefulness.

Rochelle, a mystifying, flirtatious girl, exchanges schools with Hermione. Hermione is going out with Harry, but will Harry be able to stay loyal to Hermione with Rochelle winking and tossing her hair around every corner? Strange happenings with the Sorting Hat. Trust, friendship, and lotsa' snogs.

Complete. Sirius Black is back from the dead and out to win the attentions of the man he loves – in any way possible! The result? A twisted tale of sex, goats and virgin’s blood. (And a healthy dose of drugs and rock’n’roll, too.) Featuring such fandom gems as Gay!Sirius, Clueless!Harry, Slut!Ginny and Don’t-Even-Ask!Snape.

"Auror Progression" is a set of stories from Harry's three years at Auror training. These stories are to be read along with The Human Condition. Each story will vary in length and content but I will rate each accordingly. The genre's also vary from story to story.

My favourite boys having a discussion of matters sexual with a bit of help in the form of graphic visual aid from the top shelf of the local news agent. Featuring : JuvenileDelinquent!Harry and Pliant!Draco. Written for Harry's 22nd birthday !

Harry Potter must be a masochist. Nevertheless, he continued to grab Draco Malfoy’s attention with his irritating Gryffindoltish pranks. He has Hermione and Ron on his side, so he must have a plan. Right? A humorous D/H story.

When they get roped into waiting to register James' unborn son for Hogwarts, Sirius and Remus have a long day's wait, and a small dilemma -- nobody's picked a name yet. Faturing the Patils, Finnigans, Longbottoms, Malfoys, and one Weasley as supporting cast...

Your traditional "Americans go to Hogwarts story" ... or is it? Two girls with some serious issues get sent to Britain, only to discover the amazing exchange isn't all they thought it would be. Will best friends be split apart? Will evil finally take over the school? But most important, will Honeydukes be able to keep enough Fizzing Whizbees in stock?

An abstract, artistic fic, where Harry has lost that...Oomph that makes Harry, Harry. Fred and Gorge feel they owe him one- must I say more? Funny, and thought provoking. Enjoy!

It's all for charity. H/D, D/G, H/Hr

What happens when a gender swapping spell turnd Hogwarts upside down? Join Harrietta Potter, Rhonda Weasley and Herman Granger as they, as well as their peers and professors, attempt to deal with the repercussions. Hilarity ensues as they struggle to uncover the mysteries of the opposite sex (what exactly is a tampon for? why are there flaps in boxers? is a bra supposed to feel this uncomfortable?).

Ron and Hermione take to a new student transferred in from Beauxbatons, but Harry suspects that there is more to young Wesley than meets the eye.

Lily really likes James, but he just doesn't see it. So watch as the Marauders as they prank Snape. I heard something about singing underwear.

Hermione comes over for a week long visit at the Weasley house in mid-August only to come in taps with her suddenly realizing her true feeling for Ron. And Hermione isn't the only one affected, for even though Ron has realized his fancying Hermione, he can't seem to do anything about it. This wouldn't be so terrible if maybe his whole family didn't know about his liking Hermione as well! Both Ron and Hermione had some, um, minor changes done over the summer, but somehow, those few minor changes could just make all the difference in the world... But anyway, summaries have never really been my strong point, so just check it out and see for yourself.

Harry somehow trades places with Snape after Ron puts a faulty attraction spell on him--or does he? Involving Snape!Harry with a few well-known characters...and yes, at one point it gets ever so slightly slashy, so if that's not your thing, don't read on.

In Hermione's 7th year, Professor Lupin returns to the position of DADA teacher. In an attempt to get Hermione expelled and Lupin fired, someone casts a lust spell on them.````Hermione/Remus (don't like it, don't read it)

In seventh year, the Slytherin Head Boy and the Gryffindor Head Girl join forces. Who is the mysterious Gryffindor girl and what is it about her past that will leave Draco speechless? Read the fic to find out.

Annie-Elizabeth Howard doesn’t take it all too kindly when her mother starts to date again, only about six months after the death of her father. So Annie and her best friend Patsy decide to scare every single guy away. They turn into regular Marauders against the threat of each new boyfriend. They don’t have much trouble; their beloved Harry Potter books give them plenty of ideas. But what happens when Annie’s mother brings home Sirus Blake? To put it simply: pure chaos. AU fic. Read at your own risk.

Possibly the world's first Penelope/Lockhart fic. A celebrity infatuation turns into something not quite so one-sided when placed in a classroom situation...

"'Student, tall, beater's build...' Okay, maybe not quite beater's build, but he was close enough." Ron Weasley places a personal ad and lies shamelessly about himself and his assets. Unfortunately, his date did the same.

Happy Birthday, Tom Felton!

Ah, the famous adventures of James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter! Written just because I'd always wondered about that myself, and this answer--which I'm pretty sure I came up with on my own--amused me. Features Randy!James, NotAnIdiot!Peter, Studious!Sirius, and and a NotAMarySue!Original Character.

Set ten years after they've left Hogwarts. Why have Harry and Ron fallen out? Harry has a new best friend in Ginny. Why does Harry go from one meaningless relationship to the next? Is there something more to their friendship?

Lily Evans had big plans for her seventh year. She was going to be one of the best Head Girls ever, she was going to whip the prefects into shape, she was going to ace all her NEWTs, and she was not going to let James Potter get to her. (Because he didn't. He had no effect on her whatsoever. Honestly. None at all.) So why aren't things working out to plan?

It's Harry's seventh year, and Fred and George get the Gryffindors together for a game of Truth or Dare.

Sequel to The Matchmakers. Now that they're finally a couple, life seems perfect. But it isn't. Of course it isn't - this is Hogwarts, after all. H/Hr, R/L, Draco angst and more matchmaking all included.

Someone 'up there' (think Heavenwards) decides to give Hogwarts a look-in and wackiness ensues. Harry and Ron are trying to deal with being in fifth year as best they can, when their quiet start to the year is disrupted in a very... fiery way and things look to get everso slightly barking as the story continues.

Dumbledore's kidnapped the gang! And he's making them compete in a singing competition! What songs will people pick? Who will break up, or hook up? Most importantly, who will win the contest?

A fun place to chat away from Hogwarts, even with a court room for those not so fun moments...

An explosion in the Potions classroom leaves behind a raving Potions Master, a bloody Draco, and a certain redhead we all love having a moment of altruistic weakness. Since kindness makes our favourite white ferret suspicious and a bit snarky, Ginny decides to put some rather embarrassing information about Draco to good use. Ahh, nothing like one-upsmanship to kindle a little romance. D/G, of course, but it mentions various other pairings (teenagers plus hormones = ... c'mon, what do you expect?!).

Draco has lost Hermione in Hogsmeade... and is having the not-so-time-of-his-life finding her!

A look into the life of Voldy's pet snake, Nagini.

Gryffindor common room in the autumn of sixth year: Peter is upset about a recent breakup with his girlfriend. James has been looking for an excuse to break out his illegally-procured bottle of firewhiskey. Remus tries to be the voice of reason. Sirius acts like... well, like Sirius.

Draco Malfoy is twenty years old, single and unemployed. When he’s forced to move out of the Manor and get a job, Draco signs up with the Ministry and creates his own hell. Misery loves company, and Draco Malfoy is inviting everyone in for a drink.

On Harry's 15th birthday someone shows up at the Dursley's house to take Harry away. They tell him that he is no longer safe at number 4 Privet Drive. Then when Harry returns to Hogwarts there is a new student in the fifth year. But is this new student really who they seem? And are Snape and Harry really as different as they think? Find out!

Unrequited love can do funny things to a witch... or to a wizard. Tonks and Merope weren\'t the only ones to have trouble with their powers- in 1976, James Potter had his own problems as well. Contains het, two paragraphs of slash, and reference to bodice ripper novels.

Fifth year, the Gryffindor wizards and witches make the night before the Leaving Feast a one to remember!

Hermione and Fred had a raging fire bloom between them years before, but when the spark lights again, will they be willing to kindle it?

There's going to be a ball at Hogwarts and everyone's excited... especially Cho. Is she really that sweet? Or does she have some scheme up her sleeve? Each chapter is written in the point of view of a different character.

Are you sailing the S.S. Guns & Handcuffs, and has your boggart been assuming the shape of a white-blond corpse ever since HBP was announced? In this case, here's something to ease your mind....

Take James Potter: Quidditch extraordinaire, dashing, handsome, and something of a jerk. Now, do yourself a favor and enter Lily Evans, a sweet girl with an attitude... A story of courtship gone wrong with fibs, fluff, and all-around fun. Excerpt:``"James put down the cushion he'd beaned Sirius over the head with. 'Sirius, the whole point of Evans is that she's not like all the other girls. She's--she's perfect. And there's no way she's falling for me if I just carry her books around for her.' He looked at Sirius flatly.`` Unconcerned, Sirius put his feet up on the table between them and grinned that daredevil smile of his (the one that melted an average of five girls every day.) 'Who says you're just going to carry her books for her?'

Draco Malfoy, in his third year at Hogwarts, sets out to discover what shape his boggart shifts into. When he he does, he decides to make the most of it... and satisfy his craving for Harry. Slash

What happens when Snape has to teach a drama class? What happens when Ginny falls for a boy other than Harry? What happens when Hermione realizes her own feelings? Read and discover, or something.

Disaster lies in wait for the unsuspecting. Harry encounters a series of confusing events which lead him to one person: Draco Malfoy. Unfortunately, Draco is as befuddled as he is...featuring a cast of thousands who are all in the know, and two boys who most emphatically are not. (Slash warning.)

Dumbledore came up with a plan to help the seventh years prepare for marriage. Hermione thought this was going to be great, but when the sorting hat got to her name and shouted "SEVERUS SNAPE," she wasn't so sure.

Whoops! Harry has managed to land in Fan Fiction land. The slash version no less...

A series of short stories set in the "The Bargain" universe. Read "The Bargain" first, or nothing will make sense.

The adventures of the next generation of the Potter/Weasley clan at Hogwarts.

What would happen if the Marauders were stuck in a room together? Will James go mad? Or has he already? And what is it with Sirius and Duck-Duck-Goose?

Harry has a special wish for his birthday.

Lily and James, rivals-extraordinaire, receive a peculiar bit of news (to downplay it just a bit) after a dangerous encounter. Harry and Ginny, casual acqaintances, get the same piece of news during his seventh year. They uncover the truth about Lily and James, and find out why everything happened like it did. And they have to work together to bring about the unthinkable, while going through the most emotionally-tolling experience ever concieved by man. Can two barely-friends become comfortable around each other for the sake of their loved ones? Will Sirius ever grow up? When will Harry and Ginny both stop trying to be so noble? Why did Dumbledore even show them that stupid green thing to begin with? Set in two time periods.

A bet, a prank, and a detention mark a year in which Harry fumbles his way into Ginny's arms. Three part fic written for the H/G fic-a-fest on LiveJournal.

When her eyes reached the edge of the forest, they fell upon the white stag in her dreams and the enormous black dog walking on either side of a ... werewolf?! A James/Lily fic - obviously MWPP era. My version of how the legend really begins. Sweetness abounds, along with comic relief. :)

Jacqui Potter has lived away from her brother since her parents' unforunate death. In a day's time, the twins are reunited, and neither are surprised. When three people come back to life, they're in shock. Cedric Diggory/OC HP/GW, HG/VK

Sirius discovers some very interesting things about Remus Lupin's kissing history while at Hogwarts. Hilarity ensues! Written entirely in dialogue.

Half a generation after Voldemort's defeat, an ordinary teenaged girl decides to become an Animagus. Things don't quite go as she planned.

Harry and Draco partaking in a game of strip poker? Draco taking a nude walk around Hogwarts? Perverted portraits? Not in a million years! And what sight is too evil even for the Dark Lord?

Sirius reaches into his bag and pulls out a piece of parchment. He writes a quick message, folds the parchment up into a paper airplane, and throws it at James. It hits him right in the ear, and James in turn, sits straight up. Rubbing his ear and glaring at Sirius, he replies…

What happens when Hermione wants to date someone other than Harry or Ron? Total chaos, that's what.

Millicent calls their flat a commune, and most nights Hermione sleeps with Blaise. AU.

What happens when Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger see the Harry Potter merchandise at a Muggle toy store...

When Percy comes to teach at Hogwarts, Hermione begins to get nervous. The reason? She's been harbouring feelings for him since her third year. What will happen when Hermione gets private lessons with the object of her desires?

Harry and Hermione make a getaway to a broom closet for some privacy, but they're soon joined by some unexpected guests...

Pansy loves Draco. Draco hates Pansy and Harry. Harry hates Draco and Pansy. What happens when they all meet in the hallway? With one action, Draco brings along a whole chain of events that nobody ever expected, but sometimes, those events can lead to something unforgettable. Harry/Draco slash!

A secret holiday gift precipitates fierce snogging and fiercer confusion. (Harry/Draco slash, with a bit of Ron/Hermione)

For centuries, this book has been handed down to the eldest male Malfoy on his eighth birthday. It is The Malfoy Code of Conduct.

Percy Weasley lay sleeping on his desk at the Ministry of Magic, exhausted from working all day, everyday, and well into the night, for two months straight. He slept mouth open, dripping drool onto the parchment under his cheek. A mortally sharp Quill point protruded beneath his head, dangerously close to piercing his ear lobe. He wore his glasses skewed across his forehead as though he were a Cyclops in need of a lens for viewing with his third eye.

Two former DeathEater spies must help the side of good stay one step ahead of Lord Voldemort in a plot to kill several influential Muggles before he can kill them. Did I mention one is slightly off her nut?

Ron's floating naked, Hermione has detention, and with Malfoy... anything could happen!

In which Ginny is captured by a certain Malfoy in a dark Hogwarts corridor, but really it's all about the sunglasses. Features magazinestealing!Draco and angry!Ginny. G/D

In which a naive Harry is taught what 'Gay-dar' is in a seedy part of Diagon Alley, "I'm drawing too much attention." A more worldly Ron Is Very Amused.

Based on the well known fairy tale "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs", here's the twisted version of Princess Harry, Queen Voldemort, and the Seven Weasleys (or dwarfs?).

Fred and George decide to leave a guide to help future students cause trouble!

When the Goddess Athena chose to be born as a human girl, she never ``guessed her enemies among her fellow Gods were moving to block her power and destroy her. ``Fifteen years later, a human witch named Hermione Granger reawakens to her true identity ``- to find herself in more danger than she thought possible! Hermione Athena's one ``defense - and hope - lies in finding her five reborn Knights before her enemies do. But ``nobody ever said they'd be on her side....

Rose, while on vacation with her friends, runs into Scorpius. They discuss an incident that took place after a particularly "heated" Quidditch match, and try to figure out "what happens next".

Draco can't sleep. Harry's too drunk to stand. So begins a tale of confusion and delightful temptations with only one question to answer: "Did you kiss me last night?"

Professor Dumbledore thinks that a Quidditch match against their teachers is just the thing to encourage pupils from different houses to bond. Professor McGonagall isn't convinced, Madam Hooch is tearing her hair out, and certain people won't be pleased when the team list goes up...

Sirius writes a book review, after a fashion.

What happens when an American student transfers to Hogwarts? All hell breaks loose!

The start of Hermione's year at Hogwarts tumbled down as Ron Weasley stated he wasn't surprised she didn't have any friends. But, as a unique Slytherin manages to raise her self-esteem and befriend her, Hermione becomes the wonderful Gryffindor we know in canon. Her past reflects on her future, and her friends reflect in herself. A Marcus/Hermione story.

"The new Minister was mad." Perhaps. He was certainly bent on forcing political opponents from the late war into trial marriages, including Lucius Malfoy and Harry Potter. With Rita Skeeter as dispassionate observer.

Three things in life are unavoidable: birth, death, and taxes. The taxman cometh. Have the Weasley twins finally met their match?

Harry is stuck at Privet Drive, and cannot think of anyone to write to. There is no one who would accept the wilder, more eccentric part of his nature, except one. He wonders why he had not thought of writing to her before... "Dear Luna..."

Harry and Draco decide to have a quick snog in the bushes before Herbology class. Draco's hair gel gets involved and pretty soon chaos ensues! Hermione must save the day... Again.

Ron and Hermione are finally getting married, but what's a wedding without some good ol' fashioned Weasley mayhem?

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco get the chance to read some fanfiction.

Tonks embarks on a mission to cheer Remus up...but is that what she really wants?

When McGonagall gave the dancing lesson to the Gryffindors in the GoF movie, what were Snape and the Slytherins doing at the same time?

Draco is tired of Harry annoying him all the time, so what does he do? Develop a plan to bring the Gryffindor into his bed, of course! How could Harry ever resist the power of badges?

Ron and Hermione are minding their own business when they run into each other in the hallway...and end up waking up in each other's bodies! Can they survive as the opposite sex, tell each other their feelings, and get their own bodies back?

Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna -- 'tries' being the operative word!

A voice inside Harry’s head told him that this was something he most definitely would NOT do sober, that he should stop, tell Hermione she was being ridiculous, that Ron was just his friend, and anyway, he didn’t like boys that way.

Eight people receive an invitation to go to the Room of Requirement for a book-reading! Only they don't know that it is one, or which book it is!

Albus Dumbledore loves karaoke. So, he stages a contest at Hogwarts for it. The winner gets 100 Galleons. Who will win?

Hermione takes a situation in hand.

Be with Lord Voldemort as he faces Hell on Earth in the form of three teenage witches.