A Dork's Diary: Memoirs of Keira Matthews

Keira has homework due in tomorrow, a new spot and a crush on Justin Finch-Fletchley: "Smellodie" Rivers's boyfriend. Includes essays, notes, embarrassing moments and a whole lot of water!

Keira contemplates her appearance, goes all weird over Justin, ends up being paired up with Theodore Nott and has a major flirting session with Terry Boot.

The Ravenclaw girls have a sleepover-style night, but Keira lies down on the cream cakes.

Keira is set a Herbology project with everyone's (least) favourite brain-dead moron...Theodore Nott (and Terry Bott & Hannah Abbot) whilst Louise and Mandy fall out over their crushes.

Keira is alone on the Hogsmeade weekend. Even Yasmin has a date. Who comes to the rescue? Everyone's favourite sarky smart-arse, of course!

Keira debates her bandom and Nott blows up their Herbology project. However, in the greenhouses something rather interesting occurs.

Keira attends a Quidditch match, and - dun dun DUUUUUN! - finally gets herself a boyfriend.

Keira bumps into Harry Potter, discovers the fascinating details of Mandy's life, has a long talk with Michael Corner and, of course, eavesdrops a certain sarcastic smart-arse.

Keira discovers something she'd rather not know about Louise's plans with Dean, Yasmin discovers something she'd rather not know about Eddie and Mandy plots for the Hell of it. And Keira talks about sex. A LOT.

Keira is questioned by three unlikely people (and ends up kissing one of them) and Yasmin pushes Keira into telling Justin about Elodie.

Keira has arguements with several people, one through notes, and is confronted by Elodie in the common room. To her horror, someone she really doesn't want help from steps in.

Keira discovers that boys shouldn't be trusted further than they can be thrown and realises something that everyone else has known for 12 chapters!

Keira talks with various people, including Yasmin, Justin, Michael, Anthony and Terry. Jealousy, UST, teasing and book-throwing galore.

Keira gets worried about and goes on her visit to Hogsmeade. During this, she destroys her relationship with one person, improves her relationship with another and ends up face to face - quite literally - with Stephen Cornfoot.

Keira has an accident with Elodie's cornflakes, decides that Lisa Turpin's hair is too swishy and visits the Hospital Wing with Justin. Features Draco Malfoy, Susan Bones and of course Terry Boot.

Keira has the worst birthday ever. Surprises in store for all!

Keira receives some bad news from her parents and begins to plot with someone quite unexpected.

Keira has a major arguement with Louise, begins plotting with Michael and has an encounter with two people in a corridor.

Keira chats to Terry who persuades her to make the right decision vis-a-vis Louise and Adam shows up. Again.

Keira and Michael end up in an uncompromising postition in a dark corridor and Adam's feelings step into the spotlight.

Keira spends the day denying rumours, writing notes of many types and feeling guilty about a certain Miss Turpin.