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After losing her best friend, Hermione is determined to avenge him, even if it means giving up everything she's ever believed in and striking a bargain with the darkest evils of wizardkind. (Sequel to *Trinity: Brothers*).

It starts in the summer following Harry’s fifth year. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny will uncover an ancient secret that will affect their friendship in unforeseen ways. Follow them on an adventure that will test the limits of their trust, love, and relationships ultimately leading to an explosive final battle with the Dark Lord.

It's October 1981. War hangs heavily on the hidden wizarding community: in Godric's Hollow, the Potters are preparing to vanish. Angst, betrayal, pain, torture, and choc chip cookies feature heavily. Beginning on Wednesday 25th October 1981, each chapter of this fic will cover one day of the week of the Potters' Fidelius Charm.

Harry isn't the only one who can become invisible. So what happens when he meets the other guy in the halls? What happens when they find out who each other really is? Will it destroy them, or make them whole?

Draco and Ginny have been married for 6 1/2 years and have 4 boys, when the marriage law that forced her to marry him is repealed. Ginny can choose to annul their marriage within two weeks, divorce him within the next year, or stay with him forever. Will Ginny be able to freely choose what she wants? Will her family try to influence her decision? Will the Malfoy's try to influence her decision? Can Lucius Malfoy sat by and do nothing while others decide his grandsons' futures?

When Hermione is dragged from her studies to attend an amateur golf tournament in Southern California, she expects nothing more than a week of boredom, American-style. Little does she know that a certain someone will also be attending.... guess who?! R/R!

‘There is a story here, just one thread in the knotted up wool ball of history, stretched out and twisted, curled around a finger like a noose. It is not truth, because it is words, and in the sin of writing down life, it changes.’ July 31st 2030: for the second time in his life, Harry Potter makes a choice. Truth. Words. Fate. Reality. Magic. And stories themselves. Stylistic metafiction.

The Timestamp Meme was pretty simple: give me any one of my fics and a timestamp, and I'll write you at least 100 words. Problem: I babble. This time, Caliope Amphora said

Tonks is forced to confront the little problems in her love life when a dinner at the Burrow goes awry.

This is the first year of James at Hogwarts. Very few people have heard of Voldemort yet, during this year he will begin (but not complete) his rise to power. The first chapter explores what receiving the Hogwarts letter is like for someone in a prestigious magical family. Things won’t be this happy for James for very long.

Hermione goes back in time with one mission; to kill Tom Riddle before he ever comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them steadily grows. Now Hermione has a choice to make. Will she save the entire wizarding world from certain destruction, or will she take the life of the one boy she's ever loved?

An almost adult Draco Malfoy struggles with his parent's stubborness. Facing an arranged life with someone he barely knows, he's plagued with resentment and frustration. Now, I know the whole betrothal thing has been done, but I've been wanting to do it for a while. It's not the typical story of arranged love... Just see for yourself....

Harry finds it difficult to juggle dating the most difficult Slytherin in the wizarding world and learning what needs to be learnt to fight Voldemort. Or maybe life just hates him. Either way, Hermione gets to be smug about it.

When Malfoy Manor is targeted by Death Eaters, Draco and his mother are forced to stay with the Weasleys for the summer. Chaos ensues.

Harry Potter saved the Wizarding World and became an icon. And he has spent the last 60 years changing the Wizarding World for the better. But he has spent those last 60 years alone. Now, with all his friends but one gone, he laments what he thinks of as a wasted life. Can a dying friend’s parting gift give Harry the one thing he’s missed over these lonely decades?

In Harry's sixth year, he must learn to accept the cards fate has dealt him. With unexpected new abilities, a new crush, and a mysterious Veil, this might be one of Harry's most eventful years at Hogwarts!

Hermione bears the self inflicted wounds from her own private hell seven years after the downfall of the Dark Lord. Having lost her magical powers, she applies to a job as assistant potion maker at Hogwarts which now has none other than Severus Snape as headmaster. Snape is more irascible than ever and makes life difficult for Hermione. A sordid little tale of power, manipulation, sex, dominance and submission, and (dare I say) love between two physically and emotionally scarred survivors who need it most desparately. A bit of a crossover fic based on both Harry Potter and the 2002 movie "Secretary" starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader.

A spell goes badly wrong, sending Harry back to the time of the Marauders and into his father's body. Romance soon blossoms between him and Sirius, but Harry knows that if he chooses his own happiness over the protection of the timeline, disaster will strike the Wizarding World. An ethical dilemma for the Boy Who Lived, with lots of adventure and angst thrown in for good measure. SLASH. H/S.

Harry finds he has a strange affinity with a stranger he meets on a park bench near the Botanic Gardens in Oxford. This encounter only gets stranger when he is introduced to Kirjava, Will's 'cat'. Soon, the two of them are sharing the limelight in yet another magical adventure.

AU! What would it be like to live in the shadow of the Boy Who Lived? Holly Potter must come to terms with her place in the world amid war, romance, and Quidditch, and try to keep her brother from getting himself killed at the same time...

Ginny has always had a crush on Harry Potter. Now she is in her 6th year at Hogwarts and things are starting to change. It seems as Harry may be returning her feelings, but what happens when Ginny starts having dreams about another guy. Will she still go after Harry, or let her dreams distract her?

What if you found out your worst enemy was your lover in a past life? Draco and Hermione are destined to be together - it was decided in their previous lives. But the problem is, Draco's got a girlfriend and Hermione a boyfriend. Love is strong, but what about destiny? Sacrifices, decisions, friends and enemies included.

Sometimes jealousy can make things difficult for the Trio.

What's it like to be the Boy Who Lived when you're not a boy anymore? Harry hits a mid-life crisis.

Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. A humorous Snarry.

Following Voldemort's downfall, Harry and Draco return for their seventh year at Hogwarts. Feeling empty and alone, they discover that not everything in this world is black and white, and in each other, they find danger, excitement and the thrill of being alive.

Dumbledore's got a nephew, and he's coming to Hogwarts. Jack Dumbledore's ``not your average kid, though. He never forgets a detail, and you better be careful what you say about him, because if you give him a scrap of information, he'll deduce about five times as much as you gave him. Cho Chang's triplet younger sisters come to Hogwarts, and break some family traditions. Not your regular OC fic. No. Definitely your average OC.

Trying desperately to get back to Hogwarts before they are missed, Harry and his friends take a ‘shortcut’ through a boggy swamp and encounter much more than a few croaking toads.

What's it like, being Viktor Krum? You're the youngest Seeker ever to compete in the World Cup, you're entering your last year of school, and you're likely to be chosen as Durmstrang Champion. Idolized and adored by fanboys and fangirls everywhere, you've got it all, right? Wrong. All poor Viktor wants is to keep his head down, do his job, be left alone, and maybe, just maybe, to suck up the courage to talk to that bookish, bushy-haired girl that he keeps seeing in the library. But you see, there's the problem of these giggling girls and the fan mail they keep sending him... Taking a wonderful plot bunny from the L.O.F.F Guild and inspiration from The Trouble With Tribbles. One shot by the author of Past Present on Astronomy Tower.

Hogwarts is holding a masquerade ball. Hermione decides to go in secret, much like Cinderella. She meets her prince...but what will he say when he finds out who she is?

Five years after graduation from Hogwarts, Harry is going into hiding and Hermione has been chosen as his secret keeper. Lying low at Hogwarts, she is forced to study occlumency with Snape. But there may be things in her mind she would rather he not see... and in turn, will he be able to keep his own feelings from her?

The Dark Lord has risen once more, and the wizarding world lives in fear. Severus Snape and Maristella Sinistra must salvage their former house, Slytherin. Meanwhile Slytherin Prefect Queenie Greengrass must help Slytherin by joining forces with those whom she does not quite trust.

When he saw her march in battle to meet him, he knew he wanted her back: knew he had to control her. Virginia Weasley, taken from Hogwarts School by Lord Voldemort, now has to reawaken some very old memories of which she tried to forget to remain in control in her own battle versus Tom Riddle. But Lord Voldemort always gets what he wants and Ginny is forced to question herself: Does she want to go back?

During the summer holidays before her fourth year at Hogwarts, Ginny Weasley struggles with the memories of a past she wishes she could forget. Voldemort's ressurection has unexpected effects on Ginny as she tries to create a different life for herself--one that doesn't involve Harry Potter, her over-protective family, or the little girl she used to be. (G/SB)

James visits Sirius and his slightly mad family over his sixth year Christmas holiday. Panic, terror, and chaos ensue. Lily and Remus are tossed into the jumble and even Peter makes a cameo. Humour, insanity, Quidditch, Lily/James fluff, and quite a few Sirius moments.

Draco must relive his past when his grand daughter questions her differing appearance. It all begins with brief meetings in fifth year then the chaos of sixth as Draco fights with his choices and faces losing the one person he trusts. Harry faces overcoming the obstacles before him and still holding out resistence against Voldermort! Will he close himself off from everyone that matters? How will he face the loses to come?

Things aren't always as simple as they seem. When it looks like the worst is over, it is not. The survivors are left to pick up the pieces.

With Voldemort back and ready for action, how will the trio stop him from killing most of the population, while keeping up with their studies and dealing with new feelings for each other? A sixth-year story from Ron's point of view. R/Hr, H/OC.

An ancient god is dead and two of the greatest wizarding families of the world are waging war. This, of course, spells disaster and the end of the ``world as we know it. Thus, our story brings us to Harry Potter and a few extra unlikely heroes who set off on a mission to restore peace, uncover a mystery, and change fate. Along the way, hormones rage, jealousy ensues, we meet a creature named Nippel, and get a little taste of Norse mythology.

Harry can't breathe.

Harry's in love with Hermione, of course she doesn't know! Draco's got something suprising that he tells Hermione, and then he wants another chat over drinks in Hogsmeade! What has he got to say? And will Hermione believe him! There is only ONE way to find out!

She doesn't believe in reincarnation, though she resembles a woman who died thousands of years ago to protect something sacred. Ginny Weasley, only four years out of Hogwarts, is trying to be normal, though she is anything but. The sacred item makes its appearance in the world once more. Will Ginny be able to keep a watchful eye even as she falls sick in the house of an untrustworthy family? Snogs, rejections, love triangles and confessions galore.

GoF AU. Now that Ginny has learned who she truly is she finds herself dealing with the happenings at the Quidditch World Cup more personally than she should have done. The Triwizard Tournament meanwhile fascinates all Hogwarts students but nobody had expected such an outcome. The Rising has started... and only one shall be able to stop it...

Salazar and Severus, through an accident, open their own advice column for the public-at-large. But first, they have to correct a few misconceptions about their personalities. Hilarity ensues.

Set post Gof. Filled with guilt and tormented by nightmares, Harry has resorted to cutting himself. What happens when a personal tradgedy strikes? What happens when Harry takes it too far? Can anyone save him? What is Snape's part in all this? What does a prophesy made hundreds of years ago by one of the founders have to do with this?

Harry's life is once again turned upside down after he rescues a Malfoy from a very violent broomstick. To be vague, you'll come across great OCs, vampire teachers, hilarious senarios and, of course, Julius Malfoy.

Nobody would have guessed that the lives of a bitter intellectual, Severus Snape, and a cheeky redhead, Lily Evans, would ever collide. Frankly, they thought wrong. Spanning from 1976 to 1981, the unique and complicated relationship between Lily Evans and Severus Snape is told. Includes Marauder adventures, the budding romance between Lily and James, and the growing threat of Voldemort. Will contain violence and mild slash in later chapters.

"The sacred book will be opened, Its secrets will be revealed." A new prophecy has appeared in the Department of Mysteries, and somehow Melanie Brienwald ends up in the middle of it. While Harry, Hermione, and Ron search out the horcruxes, Melanie, Draco, and Rhonda must figure out how to use Melanie's powers to keep Voldemort from claiming the greatest power in the wizarding world-a power that none of them fully understand. Sequel to "Power of the Musea."

In a world ruled over by the supreme Lord Voldemort, Muggles are oppressed and under-respected, half-bloods brainwashed and purebloods privileged. An unwilling Death Eater falls in love with his Muggle charge, facing difficult choices as the Rebellion wages a battle for freedom. Should he choose love, or loyalty to the Master he has always known?

Begins end of fifth year then forwards to beginning of 7th, and ends after 7th year. Ron and Hermione dated for two weeks prior to starting their fifth year, decided they weren’t compatible and broke up. He got together with Lavender Brown soon after. Harry and Hermione were made the Gryffindor prefects and Harry was made captain of the Quidditch team. Hagrid was murdered by Lord Voldemort. Sirius was cleared of murdering James and Lily after Wormtail was caught. H/Hr, R/L, and slight D/G.

Herpo the Foul, basilisk breeder of yore, winds up unconscious and nibbled by gnomes behind the Burrow. Ginny really finds Parselmouths in the oddest places, doesn't she?

Hermione wrestles with more than just an unexpected houseguest - was Dumbledore's action misguided, or has he known what he was doing all along?

The newly-freed Sirius meets someone someone from his past - Becky Pettigrew. What are her real motives? Can he learn to love her despite Peter's betrayal? And why does she put Snape in a fouler mood than ever?

Ginny finds herself being drawn into a hidden battle of the war that she never knew existed with an unlikely partner whose true intentions are unclear; Hermione and Ron struggle to keep Harry from drowning in emotional isolation, redefining their own friendship in the process. Neville reveals himself to be a force more powerful than anyone suspected with the help of Snape, who gets ambushed by the demons in his past when someone long thought dead shows up as the new DADA professor. Lavender discovers a horrifying bent to her magical abilities and is torn between two terrible choices. They all walk along their chosen path, stumbling in the darkness until a blow is struck that will leave them shattered... but suddenly able to see the light.

It is several months since Iris Henderson discovered the truth behind the Lightning Letters. She has been diligently working on her book, unaware that there are other forces at work, setting the scene for lies, deceit and murder. Not to mention a smidgen of comedy.

In a bizarre twist of fate, Harry is replaced by a table! No, actually, he was transported through time and space to the Federation Starship Voyager, where Harry finds himself in a stranger place than Hogwarts. As time goes on, more people come, but will they get home? Much confusion and humor, and we’ll throw in some Quidditch for good measure!

It's the end of the year. All their exams are over. Why is Hermione walking around the grounds depressed? who will come help her?

It's the summer after Dumbledore's death. When mysterious rumours about Horcruxes reach the Minister of Magic out of Azkaban, Percy Wesley is sent to investigate. And suddenly, he finds himself in the company of two enemies he'd rather not have faced ever again... (contains a bit of slash, angst and disturbing content overall)

Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, and Cho Chang-Potter. Just four girls who meet for weekly brunch at Madam Puddifoot's to dish about men, sex, clothes, men…. Each chapter will be from the perspective of a different woman. 'Ships include but are not limited to: R/Hr, Cho/Harry, D/G, Ginny/Cedric Diggory, Pansy/Male!Blaise. Set after the end of the war, vaguely AU.

When Draco returns to Hogwarts for his seventh year, he has undergone dark and drastic changes. Bitter memories of the summer are brought back vividly when he sees Ginny Weasley, the last person he'd expect to have an influence on ``him. Painful decisions lie ahead, but whom will he choose? The Dark Lord, or Dumbledore?

Ginny's fourteen and not a little girl anymore. But how can she prove that to six older brothers (and an older brother's famous best friend). Harry and Ginny are good friends, and Harry told her about what happened at the Triwizard Tournament: Voldemort IS back, and he wants to kill Harry. Ginny doesn't think that Voldemort will make a move to try and attack Harry while he's at Hogwarts. But she never expects him to get to Harry through her--again. With quidditch, another ball, and a surprising ending, Ginny Weasley will end up showing the world the woman she can be--and already is.

"Just as he sun was creeping over the lake, a hooded figure emerged from the castle doors and headed to the Quidditch Pitch, broom in hand.... " RW/BZ

On his 25th birthday of all days, Harry has to face the fear of losing Draco. Is his partner about to leave him, or is there another (and maybe even more dreadful) reason for his strange behaviour? Harry has to find out...

Thirteen years after The Seventh Year Soap Opera, the trio are all grown up with children. But that doesn't mean the drama is any less - for them, or for their children...

Mother's Day comes early for the Slayer when her favourite wizards & witch pay a visit to her and baby Liam. Prequel to "Death Is Our Gift".

When Harry, Ron and Hermione return to Hogwarts, they find many surprises (as usual), but they don't think that this will happen...

Severus Snape always felt like he was alone, despite his caring family, until he met Adam Wilkes and Evan Rosier on the Hogwarts Express. Now that he has friends, what will Hogwarts be like? What choices will he make when he graduates because of this friendship? This is the story of Severus Snape, from when he started at Hogwarts to shortly before he turns to Dumbledore. Features ARSWLL, MWPP, Voldemort, the Death Eaters, as well as a couple OCs. This fic is not for the squeamish; it is rated R for language, eventual violence, eventual mild sexual content (including mild Rosier/Wilkes SLASH), and drug abuse.

Harry and co. meet up with a Mountie and a Chicago Flatfoot with experimental hair. Due South/Harry Potter crossover.

A Muggle AU in which Draco Malfoy has all the fame, and Harry Potter is the outcast... SLASH.````'What could he say? What was the richest boy in school doing here, in Little Whinging, sharing a bus-stop with poor Harry Potter? Harry almost expected the long black Mercedes to pull up in front of them as it did each afternoon after school, to take Malfoy home.'

It is difficult to be an outcast in any school, but only the worst can be Hufflepuff outcasts. Imagine a person that is being shunned even by nice and friendly Hufflepuffs, for Merlin's sake. Your housmates dislike you, your sister is ashamed of you, you get a B in Transfiguration after all the work, and on top of it you don't have a single friend. But, as a consequence of tunneling, uncontrolable anger, and a couple of sharp retorts, an unlikely friendship is born between a Hufflepuff and a Slytherin. Maybe. If they don't mess it up completely.

It's been five years since Hogwarts, and Ginny is living alone in Egypt. Harry Potter has been conspiciously absent from the lives of the Weasleys, and Ginny is still trying to get over him. Then, one day, Ginny's led to believe foul play may be involved in Harry's whereabouts.

Following on from OoTP, this book follows Harry through his sixth year at Hogwarts and his adventures leading up to his final showdown with Lord Voldemort.

It all began with a prophecy... a prophecy that will reveal the secret to the destruction of the boy who lived, the boy that is destined to end the Dark Lord’s reign of terror.... But what if the fulfillment of the dark prophecy lies behind an angelic face? Harry Potter must face his greatest challenge ever... choosing between the people he cares about and the woman he loves. His choice will bring about the beginning of the end, but the question is will it be the right one?

Harry Potter in his fifth year as the world begins to fall apart at the start of the prophesised Age of Deceit. In a destabilising world with many people disappearing and well-known people seen committing violent crimes all while the ministry denies Voldemorts rumoured resurrection everyone seems to be keeping their hand hidden adding to the uncertainty. Harry does his part to add to the lying by finding and then misusing a hidden pub at Hogwarts while a strengthening Voldemort fosters the chaos by using simulacrum to impersonate ministry officials and other well known wizard folk all to hide the rebuilding of his forces and arsenal of dark objects.

Have you ever wondered about a wizard named Uric the Oddball? Locked up by the Ministry, Uric finds a time turner that takes him on a wild ride through time and space. Who will he meet, and how will those meetings change the future of the wizarding world? (This is an AU from my other Uric stories)

She was average. She was obedient. Speak only when spoken to is what she had been taught from the moment she learned how. And that was, perhaps, the only lesson that stuck. Until she met him. And he was anything but ordinary.

At the age of 23, Hermione Granger has learned more than most witches and wizards will ever learn. She has done years of further education, but took a liking to charms. Now Albus Dumbledore has invited her to teach at Hogwarts. The Magical world is on the edge of losing to the dark lord and all that stands between the elimination of Voldemort is a nine line riddle. Hermione is faced with danger, with a love she doesn't understand and with a decision that will break her heart. (But a happy ending, I promise.)``Ships: Hermione/Severus, Harry/Ginny

In their seventh year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans and James Potter are made Head Girl and Head Boy. Somehow, things start to change between the two as the Marauders take on a few more honorary members. Can James catch his flower? (This story may or may not contain AU elements. This is the first of three stories, and the second and third will be AU.)

A sappy little Draco/Ginny fic in when we can all get warm and fuzzy feelings from.

MWPP and Lily are spending the summer at Moony's house, but what happens when a copy of GoF is found under a very messy bed and secrets are revealed?

"The Forest hides many secrets." ~ Ronan the Centaur. Sent into the Forbidden Forest as part of his NEWTs, Harry is anxious to do well and enjoy the last of his Hogwarts days with his friend, Ron Weasley. But when Voldemort attacks in his absence, Harry wonders whether he's been sent away as protection, or in order to face an even greater evil. What darkness yet remains in the ancient forest? What darkness yet gathers in Harry?

On the night before the NEWTS James and Sirius attend a party given by the Slytherins and the next generation continues the tradition.

This is a love story, but not one that you might expect. Love hurts, and it is painful, and it is breaking Pansy's heart.

When Ginny is stuck with Draco for the summer, she uncovers a plot to kill Harry, and discovers an unlikely ally in the demanding aristocrat. But being seen as a little girl and the son of a former Death Eater can really put a damper on the victory parade. How will they get anyone to believe them, when they don’t even trust each other? Draco realizes he’s to be given over to the Dark Lord to join his army and have a ‘man’ made out of him, he does the right thing and becomes a 'conscientious objector.' Turning to Dumbledore, he is placed temporarily with the Weasleys, who do their best to make his life a nightmare.

New pasts on old characters, weird pasts on new characters, a mysterious Ministry secret... and, of course, Quidditch, and a big black dog.

Harry is going off to play for Puddlemere United, and Hermione throws him a good-bye party. At the party, they give each other diaries. A romance slowly unfolds, through impulsive kisses, letters, and annoying!Ron. Written in diary format.

Tel' Qualohtarie. The Grey Knights. When Ginny joins this powerful group, she learns that one doesn't always have to choose sides and people are more than just Light or Dark. D/G

Harry Potter has friends he never thought he would have, in places that he didn't think he'd have them. When he finds out that he's been told many lies, his eyes open to the world around him, and he chooses which side he's on and why.

A plucky young Hogwarts student investigates what exactly is wrong with Professor Potter, and gets much more than she bargained for. Slash.

[Draco/Ginny] When Ginny is faced with an unfamiliar Ron, will she do anything in her power to save her love? This is a story of sadness, tradegy, anger, love, lust, regret and most importantly...The dead keep pushing up the daisies. Which is figurative of course...Or is it?

Harry Potter is being beaten by the Dursleys; Hermione gets beeee-oootiful; Hogwarts gets a French transfer student from Beauxbatons AND a transfer from Durmstrang AND a transfer from America AND a transfer from Australia AND...; Draco turns over a new leaf; dances galore; and no one can figure out whether Blaise Zabini is a boy or a girl.

Rose and Harry have been spending the summer at the Dursleys', and Rose insists on having a birthday party for the pair of them. The next morning they go to the European Summer Quidditch Academy again, and this time Rose's "cousin," Orion Black, is joining them, as well as a girl by the name of Malfoy-Pettigrew. Back at Hogwarts, there's another transfer... Aishaly Spe'orn. Despite being Sorted into Slytherin, Isha seems to be determined to win Harry's affections, and will go to any lengths to catch her prize. Can the new redhead on the scene distract Harry from the girl he loves...the girl he won't let himself near? Can Isha be trusted? Only one thing is sure: once more, all is not as it seems...

Harry finds that evil can be seductive. (Harry/Tom Riddle slash)

Harry Potter has made a mistake. Not for the first time in his life, he wishes he could just take the last few days back and start over again, choosing to do things differently and thinking all the details through carefully before he acts. But Harry cannot control Time any more than he can extinguish the stars, and he will be taken on a ride whether he likes it or not, through a world he always wondered about, but now wishes he’d never thought of. Will things ever go back to the way they were? And if Harry manages to survive this, will it change him forever?

"...As for Harry Potter, his circumstances were the same as the wizarding world - he just didn't know how to begin living life again. This, above all, is his story. A story of rebuilding." H/G, R/Hr.

Out of sheer boredom, I began reading HP theories from various sites, and I was amazed at what people were coming up with. Anyway, the next thing I noticed were a bunch of plot bunnies tap dancing on my desk. This is not meant to be read anyone who is sensitive about characters, theories or 'ship. Read, enjoy and review!

Hermione Granger is confused about her relationship with Ron Weasley. She is becoming very bored with her current situation. Draco Malfoy is dealing with his own strange issues. Can Hermione help Draco? Will Draco accept 'mudblood' Granger?

Thousands of years ago, an ancient magic was bestowed upon four mortal lineages by divine powers. Scattered over the globe through the centuries, the descendants must now come together to defeat a growing darkness....

SLASH! PARODY! Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.