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"Alice, what do you mean when you say I'm already married?" "I meant just that, Edward. You can't get married because you're married, and since 1926. But it all doesn't make sense." "Then, apart from the fact that I've been married without my knowledge, what else doesn't make sense?" "Your wife was born in 1979." "What the f…?" "That's exactly what I thought when I read that line."

Every franchise is getting rebooted these days, even dumb Mary Sue parodies from seven years ago.

Cedric Diggory wants nothing other than to survive through the tournament that he can take lightly no more. Unexpected second parties agree with his goal and begin to help him in his plight. However… just who is it that can really help him? The faceless benefactor who has taught him the importance of a ruse… or the girl whose hair is as unmanageable as her worry? Who can Cedric depend on when he doesn’t think he can depend on himself? Throw in a bit of romance, drama, and a mysterious diary and you’ve got the makings for an exceptional sixth year at Hogwarts for this Hufflepuff.

Everyone used the war as an excuse. Oh, it's '

Remus Lupin has always been an outcast, but here in Grimmauld Place he has never felt more accepted. Sirius Black has been in hiding for over a year now, he wants freedom and is stuck in the one place he has always hated. But now that Remus is with him he can't bring himself to be anywhere else. Could they be more than just friends?

One-shot. James writes Lily a letter. James' version of "Love, Lillian" by Reina del Noche.

It started with a Christmas visit and his father's question. "If you patrol during the day, who takes the night watch?" Charlie's search for an answer leads to his discovery of a nocturnal keeper named Nadia...and a thirteenth use for dragons' blood. *Complete*

Britain isn't what Harry thought, or Wizarding Europe thinks. He and his friends aren't the figureheads they thought they were. And if they can't discover what's going on tonight, locked inside the Wizarding League's headquarters, they'll see the purification of Wizarding Britain tomorrow morning.

Remus and Sirius learn to cope with their feelings for one another. A fluffy song-fic.

Sequel of sorts to Fury. Cate's best friend makes a stupid decision that effects the rest of her life. It takes a wedding to change it all, but can things ever go back to the way they were before?

As a Chaser for the Harpies, Angelina Johnson is used to chasing goals, but when the team is sold and Blaise Zabini takes over management, she feels more like a Quaffle...and one that might not mind being handled.

Andromeda's account of the Black sisters, the truth, and the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black.

She had never thought much about Fred Weasley. Yes, he was Ron's older brother. Yes, he was always joking around. Yes, his twin was almost always attached to his hip. But she hadn't thought of him as more than just another person in her life. Until…

No one stole from Scorpius Malfoy unless he allowed it.

A short glimpse back into Ginny Weasley's childhood at the Burrow.

When light is cast over the darkness it creates shadows. Following the 1981 defeat of Voldemort at the hands of the Boy Who Lived, Wizarding England is cast in shadows and questions. What did Voldemort want with the Potter boy? Is the Dark Lord really gone? Who is still loyal to Voldemort? And what happened to one innocent little girl?

If there was one talent that threaded its way through the bloodlines of the Black family, it was that of survival.

Once upon a time, a friendship was formed that would change the Wizarding World forever. But now that they are older, the three no longer rely on each other as they did before. At the birth of baby Rose, Harry Potter reflects on Ron and Hermione's relationship and the way the trio's friendship has changed over the years.

In an attempt to help Sirius, Remus soon gets them both caught up in a scheme so elaborate, will they be able to find their way out in the end? Or will they discover the true dangers of pretending?

While Harry is going through the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Sirius gets it together. When Harry returns from school, Lord Black is ready to claim his rights and obligations, but he and Harry will both have some adjusting to do. Pranks! Parties! Motorcycles! Starts darkish, but gets fun fast.

The day after the final battle, Hermione ties up a few thousand loose ends. She and Ron have a much-needed bath. And the world resumes turning on its wobbly axis.

Harry finds Sirius's disposable will. Neither him nor the unicorn-human beast know what it is. The paper is not disposable -- however the will was. It was a gag joke -- but it had the person's last thoughts written on it.

The Longbottoms, 1 November, 1981

Harry Potter was certain that falling in love was never meant to be quite like this. But, as was usually the case with happenings concerning The Boy Who Lived, there was little in the way of normalcy. H/D Slash.

A new year is about to start at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Harry Potter can't wait to get back to the one place he feels he truly belongs. Which is why, when he finds that Hogwarts has dissapeared, Harry is not content to simply go back to the Dursleys for another year. He finds out that the magic source required to vanish Hogwarts has been traced to a place called Domino City, New York, USA, and begins his own search. When he meets the interesting (and definitely suspicious) 'muggle' students there, he calls Hermione and Ron for backup. Now, the only people they can trust are each other, for everyone else... is a suspect.

Short of what may of happened in the hours following the Battle of Hogwarts.

Enjoy Severus Snape as a father figure, when he discovers that his daughter is on good terms with Potter's son and that his wife had been involved some way or another in this story.

His missions for the Dark Lord begin to take a toll on Regulus Black.

Over 100 years after the Final Battle, the world finds itself facing life without Harry Potter. This is unacceptable. The solution? Create a new one!

Ten years after the War. Snape is Headmaster at Hogwarts. House Elf servitude has been abolished. How will everyone eat? Enter Geneviève Marrow, culiwitch, and Hogwarts'new cook.

This is how I explained Tonks/Remus to myself in retrospect.

On Harry's 32nd birthday (2012), he shares a little father-and-son moment with his son Albus. Canon-compliant.

Life after war is not the storybook that everyone expected. People still die, children still grow up, and Harry Potter still finds himself struggling. Fortunately, he finds someone else to struggle with.

Harry is the Boy-Who-Lived, but he has a younger twin brother. This is an alternate first year, starting with Harry and Draco's meeting at Madam Malkin's. This time their conversation is a lot friendlier. Slytherin!Harry, no pairings.

It's been a year since George Weasley lost his twin, Fred. He gets by, even if he can't tell anyone about it.

Scorpius wishes his dad would just get it through his head already: he’s in love with Albus Potter, and no rivalry between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter is going to stand in the way of that. In fact, the Potters will be arriving at the Manor for dinner any minute now.

Two stars cross as Hermione is sent back in time for a mission from Dumbledore to the year of 1938, where she must befriend and change Tom Marvolo Riddle. Some spoilers up to OotP, alternate universe, violence and slight mature themes later.

[PreHBP] Enemies stuck inside the same room. How will they survive? How about with a nice game of truth or dare?

HxD Slash - Post OoTP - 7th Year - Only a giant leap of faith can overcome the desolate feeling of being alone. If it is truly possible to forgive and forget, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are about to embark on an exciting yet perilous journey, but will they have the strength to fight together after so much time alone? And will it be enough to save them both?

Caught in an empty corridor together, Ron comes over himself and kisses the girl he never thought he'd like, let alone fall for... ONE-SHOT

Severus Snape, from nearly the end of Dumbledore's life to nearly the end of his own.

Harry has decided it’s time to take the Potion de Sort to discover his soul mate two years after the War. His results are startling, his soul mates are Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape