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Voldemort has started a diversity campaign to pull the wool over the eyes of Wizarding public. Draco does his part by starting a Gay Straight Alliance at Hogwarts. So Harry decides to seduce Draco to discover the secret plans of the Dark Side. This should all go as planned, unless Harry gets too romantic and catches feelings for Draco… H/D

Words: 12,204
Chapters: 3
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Peter wants to be one of the Marauders. One-shot, gen.

Words: 1,113
Chapters: 1
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Near the end of his sixth year, Harry has had enough. He is sick of his messy love life, Voldemort's evil plots against him, and the pressure on him to be the hero. So, it's time for a long overdue vacation: Las Vegas.

Words: 1,319
Chapters: 1
Hits: 87
Snow Excuse by Torak
11/30/2013

A freak confluence of events traps - traps, I tells ya! - Harry and Ginny together at - conveniently - Ginny's romantic little cottage in the Highlands. Coincidence, or something far more sinister? (Written for the SIYE Cold Outside challenge.)

Words: 1,961
Chapters: 1
Hits: 81

Post-war: Draco is blinded by some fellow Death Eaters and flees to the safest place in the wizarding world: Hogwarts. He doesn't know that Harry Potter is there as well. As a teacher.

Words: 1,044
Chapters: 1
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Severus and Sirius are assigned a joint detention in the Forbidden Forest with Hagrid. Only it turns out they're not in Kansas any more. One-shot, gen.

Words: 8,458
Chapters: 1
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Sister, Sister by KariMalfoy
08/08/2010

Hermione was always renowned for her amazing knowledge, her impeccable record, and her outstanding grades. So when her younger sister comes to Hogwarts, the complete opposite of Hermione's perfect student, can Neville find out what made Veronica that way, and why Hermione never mentioned a younger sister, not even to Ron or Harry?

Words: 713
Chapters: 1
Hits: 70
Hogwarts DIY by Torak
11/30/2013

When Kingsley Shacklebolt launches a plan to rebuild Hogwarts, he must negotiate a maze of obstacles, not least of which is his Permanent Secretary, Sir Algernon Chumbleforth-Smythe. But then he has an idea to bypass the bureaucratic cauldron-measurers... (Written for the SIYE Reconstruction challenge.)

Words: 1,419
Chapters: 1
Hits: 69
As Mad as Ajax by Torak
11/11/2013

As Valentine's Day approaches, love is in the air at Hogwarts - but it might be getting a bit whiffy. (Written for the SIYE Angst Valentine challenge. Didn't get very angsty.)

Words: 2,300
Chapters: 1
Hits: 60
Hail to the Chief by Mr. C
05/26/2011

The year is 2007. After months of early campaigning, the United States is about to kick off the primary season for the 2008 presidential election. With the Iowa caucuses less than three weeks away, two late-entry candidates are about to turn the election on its head: Lord Voldemort and Albus Dumbledore. In this alternative history, the most intense elections in American history gets even wilder, as the evil Lord Voldemort attempts to extend his reign of terror to U.S. The country's only hope lies with a handful of top government officials, some of whom share the greatest secret ever kept from the media and the public. Featuring dozens of famous political and media figures, this story will have you laughing, crying, and lamenting for 2008!

Words: 4,172
Chapters: 1
Hits: 54
I Need A Vacation by Torak
11/11/2013

Lumbered with kids that will be their own in a mere ten or twenty years, Harry and Ginny face the hardest babysitting gig ever... (Written for the SIYE Twin Travel challenge.)

Words: 3,654
Chapters: 1
Hits: 53

When a corpse is found on the Hogwarts Express, it's up to Harry to solve the murder... (Challengefic for the SIYE Hogwarts Express challenge.)

Words: 2,222
Chapters: 1
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Harry and Ginny set off to find Potter Manor. It's not a long walk, but they still manage to get snowed in... (Written for the SIYE Cold Outside challenge.)

Words: 1,883
Chapters: 1
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Meet Sirius - an out-going, seventh year marauder. Meet Adelaide - the new, strong-willed French girl in class. Now what happens when they meet each other? Watch as Sirius puts himself in embarrassing situations for this girl. Find out what happens in this romantic comedy.

Words: 1,246
Chapters: 1
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The Finalist by iforget45
08/25/2011

Written during OotP right after Harry leaves for 12 Grimmauld Place, this is Vernon's side of the All-England Best-Kept Suburban Lawn Competition incident. Short fic with no pairings.

Words: 969
Chapters: 1
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Draco loses a bet to Hermione, so she gets to pick out his ensemble for Potter's costume party. What happens when Draco shows up at Potter's party after Pansy gives him a bit of a makeover? A bit of Slytherin mayhem, of course. DM/HG, PP/BZ

Words: 4,012
Chapters: 1
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Haven't you found it odd that Hermione is the perfect student? How are her answers always right? Join us as we explore how our little Hermy has the whole magical world WIRED!

Words: 1,172
Chapters: 1
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Prince Ronald wants to find a real princess to marry but is having no luck. One day, his parents issue him with an ultimatum - either find a real princess within two days or marry whiny, clingy Princess Lavender. Will Ron find his real princess before time runs out? Based on the fairytale "The Princess and the Pea" by Hans Christian Andersen.

Words: 1,792
Chapters: 1
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Eudice by I Smell Rates
01/18/2012

Every franchise is getting rebooted these days, even dumb Mary Sue parodies from seven years ago.

Words: 971
Chapters: 1
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No one stole from Scorpius Malfoy unless he allowed it.

Words: 2,136
Chapters: 1
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If he loved Harry bloody Potter then the Boy Wonder could at least return the honor. Fair was fair and all that rot. Crack!Fic.

Words: 502
Chapters: 1
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Enjoy Severus Snape as a father figure, when he discovers that his daughter is on good terms with Potter's son and that his wife had been involved some way or another in this story.

Words: 1,205
Chapters: 1
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Harry finds Sirius's disposable will. Neither him nor the unicorn-human beast know what it is. The paper is not disposable -- however the will was. It was a gag joke -- but it had the person's last thoughts written on it.

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Chapters: 1
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Odd owl behaviour leads to a brawl in the stalls, rumours about Gryffindor Tower are confirmed, and double entendres are thrown about freely. Hermione and Draco exchange words (to put it mildly), looks of confusion, and a good round of hate. True Love never looked so good or caused so much lost of hair and back pain.

Words: 2,860
Chapters: 1
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Could Be Worse by lethalogica
07/12/2013

alternate title: Why Harry Shut Off the Floo Access in His Bedroom Fireplace. A discussion of love consisting mostly of dialogue between James Sirius Potter and Scorpius Malfoy. Warning: Not as serious as it sounds. At all.

Words: 860
Chapters: 1
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Remus and Tonks are on an Order mission: they must have dinner in an Italian restaurant, with everything that includes! Where's the difficulty in that? Just a cliché retro date story which had to be written, with the kind contribution of Sirius Black.

Words: 880
Chapters: 1
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The Headmaster rediscovers an old love, and the boys have found a new love.

Words: 1,240
Chapters: 1
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The Yule Ball from Hermione's perspective. The ball is pending and the person Hermione wants to go with seems clueless! Should she accept an invitation from someone unexpected? Canon compliant.

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Chapters: 1
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Scorpius wishes his dad would just get it through his head already: he’s in love with Albus Potter, and no rivalry between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter is going to stand in the way of that. In fact, the Potters will be arriving at the Manor for dinner any minute now.

Words: 3,533
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A Harry-Draco showdown that starts serious and slowly digresses. An extravaganza involving hordes of cats, a bearded Draco, and of course, Tapioca pudding.

Words: 2,410
Chapters: 1
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