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Friends with Lily Evans by kizzibee
05/28/2002A fic about when the Marauders become friends with Lily. Some humour, some adventure, some nakedness! (but quite mild)
A Woman's Wrath by Trewyn Potter
11/23/2001It was the prank of the century, a million things could have gone wrong! Most do, when the Gryffindor Women decide it's time to teach the Marauders a trick or two.
An Uncertain Future by Zazlx
07/21/2007Devastated by the deaths of her parents, Lily finds herself struggling to come to terms with the massive uncertainty inherent in a war-torn wizarding world. However, when Sirius flirts with Divination in an attempt to tease a smile to Lily's lips, he, Lily and James become trapped in another reality posing as the future. A spell cast to reveal the closest blood relative to Sirius should offer some chance of escape, but when it leads them directly to Draco Malfoy Lily finds herself asking whether morals are more important than happiness and whether a sense of right and wrong is ever worth sacrificing peace for. Ultimately, will Lily set her soul to rest, or only learn that the future never does the expected? Warnings: slash, language.
A Little Toil of Love by Afreen
11/28/2004This story relates to James Potter’s sixth Year in Hogwarts, when he’s just mustering up his courage to make Lily``understand his true feelings. Who would have thought that someone who wasn’t even alive could help him understand where he was going wrong. It’s a WAFF.
Chronicles of Darkness: Dark Measures by Lauren Snape
02/19/2003Dark times call for dark measures. Sirius is in training to become and Auror, and is in turn training his boss, Zenobia, how to be human. Remus struggles against the curse that binds him. Can he ever have a real life, or, for that matter, a real relationship? A MWPP fic that will chronicle the first war against Voldemort.
Out of Time by TheWitchQueen
04/10/2006Remus is looking forward to his last year at Hogwarts, and even though he knows it'll be no easier than the previous years, some facts are going to make this the toughest. Slight AU (though not really, as we'll never really know what actually happened).
Across the Pathways of Time by Lady Malfoy
02/14/2003Hermione must go back in time to destroy an evil mirror. On the way, two men fall in love with her. She might love one, except Harry is waiting for her to return. How will her love take it to find out? Which love are we talking about?
Time Changes Everything by heath-sy
09/01/2002This chronicles 1971 up until November 2, 1981 through the eyes of those who lived it and those who lived to survive it.
Swear On My Life by oxRicexBaybiexo
04/11/2003Two years after Hogwarts, James, Sirius and Tracy (OC) are all members of the elite group the Order of the Phoenix; a group of only 4 witches and wizards born to fight evil and all gifted with special powers. When a mysterious person starts showing up at their battles however, who is she, and could she be the missing member of the Order? A J/L story.
The Tongue Is an Excellent Aid in CPR by Doctor Strangelove
01/09/2003James tries to explain to Lily why the tongue is a useful tool in CPR, a fact he learned from Sirius and Remus. Takes place in their fifth year.
The Flashing of a Lifetime by Nymphadora Hope
02/13/2004It's almost impossible to write about Lily and James' entire Hogwarts career in one story that isn't monotonously long. And who wants to read about just one year of the much loved Potters? No one! That's who!``Well surprise! Allow me to present the Flashing of a Lifetime! What happens every time people die? Their lives flash before their eyes! Set into 2 Parts, the James part and the Lily part, the two relive their lives and memories in flashes both long and short. Hopefully accurate to your tastes.``Oooh boy, this is going to be fun!
Looking Through Emerald Eyes by emeraldeyes
11/07/2003Lily Evans is perfect, or so it seems. She gets good grades, is the Head Girl, and has two best friends. What could be going wrong in her life? The problem is no one really knows her or her best friends. She and one of her best friends have barely ever spoken a word aloud at school. Or have they? Lily starts shutting out everyone after something horrible happens over the summer. Can anyone help her get out of this deep hole she has created? Or will she never get over the fact that life sucks and decide she can't go on? Welcome to Lily Evans's life. It sucks, but whose doesn't?
The Wrought Iron Witch by Ebilein
01/09/2007An enigmatic note Lily left on a photograph makes Harry think that, maybe, his mother knew more than anyone...
The Rise of Terror by Starstruck786
06/13/2004Lily and the Marauders begin their first year at Hogwarts, but their lives are plagued by the rise of the Dark Lord Voldemort. Lily begins to have strange visions, Remus has a secret, and James and Sirius begin a mission to receive the most detentions in the history of Hogwarts.
Vernon and the Furies by DrT
03/21/2005When Vernon's life is threatened, he learns that mere death might not be the worst fate awaiting him.
Elephant Love Medley by Pixiepoop
01/08/2002James and Lily are back at Hogwarts in their fifth year, and are horrified to learn that they are both Prefects. Though they’ve hated each other since first year, they begin to notice things about each other that gradually bring them closer together.
Of Grief and Imagined Betrayals by jennieln
06/17/2004Lily's life is shrouded in lies that begin to take their toll on her until two emboldened boys each learn that she is not without scars. Grief makes strange bedfellows. Lily/Sirius & Lily/James
Handmaiden by Eala
04/28/2002It's a blast from the past for the Marauders. It turns out Lily's not quite dead yet after all. There's a trail of dead bodies reaching across England, and the Ministry of Magic is in hot pursuit. Who is Tom O'Marvel, and what connection does he have to the Certain Ominous Figure in scene one? Draco Malfoy is NOT glorified, nobody wears leather for at least two chapters, and Sirius is dead sexy.
Acheron: The name of one of the five rivers that flow through the realm of Hades. The name means "river of woe." The year is 1970. The day: April twenty-fourth. As the seasons change, so does the wizarding world and with them, the Marauders, who grow to realize that rivers often come with an unexpected undercurrent.
Eve of Tommorow by caithream
01/27/2006The Quidditch field after nightfall is the perfect place to share a talk... among other things.
Long Live The Rabid Squirrels! by Lily Granger
03/11/2003Dum de DUM! You asked for it, and here it is, the sequel to Stuck in a Room With You and The Obsession with Duck-Duck-Goose! Snape's starting to get annoying (duh) and Sirius is starting to be more annoying! Needless to say, things get interesting!
The Last Few Words by Erika Skyfire
04/01/2003This is the last few words of Lily Potter's life. It contains a husband, a baby, paper with words waiting to be written, and many flashbacks.
Much More by Lily_P_Evans
08/25/2003Lily gets a letter that changes her ordinary life. Used to being quiet and plain, she discovers there is much more to her as she enters a whole new world of magic and surprises. As she meets a certain group of boys and develops her friendships with her fellow roommates, she feels something is missing - her family. Petunia shuns her and avoids her, she never sees her family - where is her home? Meanwhile, strange things are happening in her mind..is there more to her that what meets the eye? Will go until October 31st, 1981. Enjoy :)
The Lion and the Lily by Rose Fay
12/27/2002(Lily/James) Cold, proud, and reserved, Lily Evans carries herself aloof of her fellow classmates. Enter the Marauders, who touch her lonely life with warmth, friendship, laughter . . . and love. Told through Lily’s POV, as she might have dictated it in a letter to her son. Mystery, foreshadowing, romance, and characters that are, hopefully, more true to life than the ones in other stories of this cliched plot line.
Where Would I Be If I Didn't Know You? by Yemeron
08/18/2007A tragic event unexpectedly sends Severus to Lily’s doorstep seeking solace. Through coffee and conversation, a broken friendship is briefly mended. Some surprising discoveries are made, and Lily has to make a decision that could mean healing a grieving heart and irreparably wounding another.
An Unlikely Romance by Resurgam
09/15/2006Lily and Snape take a potions class together and Snape finds himself falling in love with Lily. However, his rival, James Potter, loves the same girl. Also, Bellatrix has gotten over a bad romance and is starting to see Snape in a different light.
What Have I Done by The_mpreg_spirit
11/09/2005Mpreg. Slash. AU. Lily and James never died. One night, Sirius 'comforts' Harry and leaves him with a lot of consequences. How does Harry deal with the problem? How do Lily and James react to it? And just where does the child fit into all of this?
Off Your Feet by R_HrFan315
06/19/2006It was all James's fault, really. If he hadn't convinced me to sneak out then we wouldn't have gone down to the pitch and I wouldn't have had to get dressed for the cold so he wouldn't have told me I looked funny so I wouldn't have thrown snow at him so we wouldn't have gotten into a snowball fight and he wouldn't have picked me up and he wouldn't have tripped so we wouldn't have fallen and I wouldn't have landed on top of him so we wouldn't have kissed and I would have lived me entire life in peace without ever knowing that I was in love with him. See? Completely his fault. Completely. I was just an innocent bystander, really.
Love and Laughter by Draconn Malfoy
11/21/2003Remus finally gets the answer to The Question. After that follows a wedding, another proposal, a few kisses, and lots and lots of friendship, love and laughter. Completely AU from MWPP era. Contains slash.
Almost Out the Door by PlaidPhoenix
11/17/2003An outtake from RobinLady's Unbroken Universe series. Harry tries to make it out of the house without being seen, and almost makes it.
Just a Spot of Fun by A Jarvey Limerick
09/06/2005Really, it was just a bit of fun. Lily didn’t have to yell so much! Harry was fine; he enjoyed the fresh winter air. ``Sirius takes his young godson outside for a bit of play. Lily doesn’t approve of Sirius’ cure of boredom and James finds it all highly amusing.
For Love or Funny? by SuperChicken
04/23/2005What happens when the Marauders fall in love? You get a dating Remus, Molly Weasley's diary, Peter actually thinking - and Sirius has a new girl!
What Girls Want by Melusina
08/03/2006Lily Evans had a deep, dark secret. It was so deep and so dark that she hardly knew it herself. Her secret had messy black hair, sexy amber eyes and a personality that drove her to distraction in more ways than one. Her secret was called James Potter.
The Secret of the Founders' Four by JK
06/13/2004A series about Sirius Black and his contemporaries. While they are in their second year at Hogwarts, a puzzling prediction is made. It is only after some research its true nature emerges - it is more important than anyone imagined ... and more puzzling.
The Snake Within by Jaimyns Fire
04/26/2003Severus has decided that now is the time to write a memorial for his past, and perhaps leave it behind him forever. It aches him so to just remember it. Now he must face his fears, and perhaps get a little self-awareness going on.
Just the Girl by wishiwereaweasley
04/03/2006We all know that James changed in his final year and Lily warmed up to him. But what exactly happened to finally get the immortal couple together? Inspired by the song 'Just the Girl' by The Click Five. One-shot.
Just One Day by JessieHeart
09/18/2004Fed up with being the school loser, fifteen-year-old Severus Snape longs for a day in James Potter's life. With the help of Polyjuice Potion, Severus takes James's form. From hexing students and flaunting his ego, to even asking out Lily Evans, Severus finds that being James Potter is all he expected and more... But what happens when Severus doesn't want to go back to being himself?``(A Severus/Lily focus, with a James/Lily plot too)
The Fox and the Hound by BehindMyBlueEyes
12/21/2003Two worlds come together in a hazardous time, a light age. A world of darkness is illuminated by a flower and a stag.``Ignoring OotP, Pre-OotP
You're All I Want by potter_punkette
12/31/2002James, Lily, Sirius and Melissa have been friends since that very first day on the platform, they've made friends along the way but will always remain best friends... is there something more between James and Lily, and Sirius and Melissa?
From Out of the Past Is the Future Born by knicolette
04/23/2009AU. Mae McPhay has spent the last eight years of her life hiding from reality. She ran away when life got too difficult. She left her friends, her family, her dreams behind. But when she receives an unexpected visit from Albus Dumbledore, she decides to confront her past, including the man she loved and the child she left behind.
The Very Last Minute by koonelli
09/30/2003James Potter has a lot of things on his mind. Yes, our beloved Head Boy has a significant problem with the Head Girl. And what with and a graduation ceremony looming, James manages to leave things a little too late. L/J
Petunia's Story by Kelsey Potter
05/09/2004The story of Petunia's life. It begins with a romance--Lily's--and ends with a wedding, Petunia's. Twists and turns abound! Petunia explains what she thinks of her sister, why Harry was treated the way he was, and many other things. Told from Petunia's POV, most of the time.
Pafoo, Pongs, Moni and Womtal by Eowyn Jade
10/11/2004Disastrous events occur when all four Marauders come together to celebrate Harry's first birthday. Topped off with girlfriends, wives, old school professors and, yes, pranks.
Ache No More by Sky Samuelle
08/19/2007Sometimes Lily still felt herself reaching out for Severus. A series of vignettes showing how soulmates come in all the shapes and sizes.
To Unstopper Time by Chthonia
01/14/2008What if Severus and Lily had stayed on speaking terms?
For a Life by Cruisedirector
06/13/2006The Boy Who Lived should have belonged to Severus.
There are buttons down the front of her dress, and his hand lingers over one of them, at the high curve of her stomach. He toys with it, and she doesn't stop him, because James isn't here when she needs him to be and she can't help herself. (Sirius/Lily)
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang by Lils03
07/23/2007Lily, who has forgotten her past love and heartbreak, moves back to London after eight years in Italy. James, who has also moved on, is falling for another girl, a girl he met eight years ago, a girl who Sirius strongly dislikes.
The Long Way by Jaci Scully
06/20/2006Nothing could ever split the Marauders, right? Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs are the closest of friends until one of them gets involved with a pretty sixth-year named Lily Evans. Suddenly lines are drawn in the sand and enemies come from unlikely places.
Five very different children, brought together by a series of unusual circumstances. Through seven adventure-filled years, they learn to face life, Hogwarts, and each other.
Seven Days by swirlyhead
07/09/2002Seven important days in the life of Lily Evans, seven chapters. Starting with her first day at Hogwarts, and ending with the last day of her life, 'Seven Days' chronicles the exploits of Lily and her friends in their halcyon days.````Featuring Crookshanks.
Life Is For Living by venus
03/26/2003A novel about the life of Harry's famous mother, Lily Evans Potter. At the tender age of 11, she embarks on a lifelong journey of excitement, intrigue and adventure-- learning the invaluable worth of friendship and the impenetrable power of love.
Perfect Prefects by Arielle, a Slytherin
01/31/2003She was beautiful. Astoundingly beautiful. It's just too bad she hated my guts.
The Beginning by Bella
03/17/2006Lily Evans hates James Potter; she firmly believes his one purpose on the earth is to make her life miserable. But when he saves her in more ways than one over the period of a week, can Lily finally see that he wants to help, not harm? Two part one-shot.
The Runespoor's Bane by Una
08/30/2002It's MWPP time and Voldemort’s power is spreading rapidly, coming frighteningly close to Hogwarts. Lily finds herself swept up in a dangerous mystery with four of the last people she’d expect to be involved with. Filled with Quidditch, magical creatures, mystery, and five of Hogwarts’ most notorious students.
Where The White Roses Grow by Laucia Siandel
02/08/2004"People are always many different things by the time they are seventeen. James Potter was a Quidditch star. Sirius Black was in love. Peter Pettigrew was independent. Remus Lupin was a werewolf. Lily Evans was a murderer." Slightly AU R/L fic.
A Little Snogging Won't Hurt by CassandraTheEvil
08/08/2004Lily is caught in an unfortunate situation under a clump of mistletoe and James decides to try and help her out of it.
The Blossom, The Bud, The Brother and The Beast by ZzzShiroNeko
05/30/2003What if before Lucius became a Death Eater, he loved a certain Muggle-born, Lily Evans, but she rejected him and marries James Potter instead... Do you think Lucius is going to let this go that easy?
A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words by Galya
06/27/2002Back in 1977 James and Lily were just friends. But, at a friend's party, things change and lead to a very sweet Kodak moment.
Head Banging by Ari Munami
06/10/2003A little Lily and James fic in which James embarrasses himself a number of times.
Green Eyes by Elf Flame
11/08/2004James and Lily have been called to Hogwarts to talk to the newest Order member.
Midnight Conversation #5 by thistlerose
11/21/2003While his friends reconcile (all over the bedroom) James goes seeking solace and instead encounters Lily Evans.
Mirror Mirror by Izme
12/25/2005While patrolling the Hogwarts Corridors at night, Head Girl Lily Evans gets sucked into a mirror.. and the only one able to help her is a certain James Potter! Lily/James fluff!
The Secret Journal of Lily Potter by Mae Henrick
09/30/2002Lily Potter was the only one who kept a journal at Hogwarts. This is her journal. It reveals a huge secret about Hogwarts, one no one else remembers. This journal tells about her life until the time of her death. It also tells more about her love life, friends, and the one person she hates more than Voldemort. So step into Lily's world and discover more about her life!
From That Moment On... by Casey
09/07/2002Lily and James fluffiness...I couldn't think of anything else to write so...it's a good story!
Just Me by Ivy Leaves
06/24/2002On what was supposed to be an ordinary day, an unassuming Lily Evans likes her best friend, ponders Head Student possibilities, admires his arse, falls in love, hates the world, and ends up realizing that being just Lily Evans isn't so bad after all.
My Sister's Ghost by Elektra
08/24/2002An exploration of one woman's grief, guilt, and envy. What was Petunia thinking when Harry was first shut in the cupboard beneath the stairs?
Flirting With the Enemy by SierraSitruc
06/28/200218 year old Lily Evans is a Death Eater and 20 year old James Potter is an Auror. When a Death Eater meeting is broken up by a group of aurors, Lily is captured, by you guessed it-James and is taken prisoner. His job is to take her to the Ministry where she will have a trial, but even that isn't easy especially when feelings are getting in the way.
Baby Names for Dummies by Yeliah
07/22/2004Sirius is entertained as Lily and James bicker over baby names, coming to a startling revelation followed by paradoxical conclusion.
The Whomping Willow by yamwam
12/08/2003Young Snape becomes curious about Lupin's mysterious disappearances, and resolves to get to the bottom of the mystery. Unfortunately, where he actually ends up is at the bottom of the Whomping Willow, facing a ravenous werewolf. You can guess who rescues him, but how does Snape feel about that? Written from Snape's perspective. Surprise ending.
MWPP - The First Year by Bianca Rose
11/16/2003James joins Hogwarts, where he doesn't know a soul ... until he meets Sirius and Remus and establishes himself. He has his first run-ins with Lily and Snape, and secretly watches the planting of the Whomping Willow.
The Wedding in the Pensieve by btvsna
04/01/2005Dumbledore gives Harry a chance to view his parents' wedding in his Pensieve.
Tears by untouchableshrew
11/25/2007This started as a one-shot, but has expanded to a series of more or less chronological Lily/James vignettes. Title is a work-in-progress as I add more chapters, and this is rated R for one chapter only.
Dead Man Walking by stoogegirl_silva
09/28/2007After the events of DH, Severus Snape lives a ghost of a life. That is, until one redhead comes into his life. SnapeLily, AU.
A Very Black Christmas by evelini
12/27/2007The year is 1978 and it is Severus Snape's last Christmas as a student at Hogwarts. He hates all holidays and at best considers Christmas an insufferable pain. This year's Christmas is going to end in a way he never could have imagined.
Friendship Never Dies by HJaneGranger
05/29/2008Join Lily and her friends as they travel through life's ups and downs during their years at Hogwarts. Through all the things they learn, they hold one thing close to their hearts- friendship never dies.
As Always, James by ladymarmalade
09/19/2003... So when I found the letters in an empty desk in Remus's attic, you can see my joy. I would finally be able to meet my parents, Lily and James Potter. Remus promised me, he'd tell me all about them. All of them. All about their lives. This is my story. This is their story. Meet my parents.
Letters From Mum by Sara Myles
05/16/2007A collection of letters from Lily to Harry written in Godric's Hollow. In them Harry finds out who his parents really were.
A Ducky Predicament by topaz
04/21/2006After it was over, they agreed it would be best never to mention the ducks ever again.
Simply Turbulent by keysersoze
06/09/2002A Severus Snape Biography - one that explores his personality and shows how he grew from being an adorable little boy into an incorrigible bastard. Lots of Voldemort and plenty of things going on in Sevvy's mind.
Enharmonic by dragongirlG
06/19/2006AU. Lily and James didn't die on Halloween night of 1981. Waking up with scattered memories in a Muggle hospital and presumed dead by the wizarding world, they rebuild their lives as Muggles with no knowledge of magic. What happens when they cross paths with with a post-Voldemort Harry and Ginny? Which world will they choose, if at all? Mentions of L/J, some OCs.
Golden Black by DevilofHyrule
08/20/2003I'm taking you back to the age when the four most infamous troublemakers ``roamed the halls of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. More widely known as Moony Wormtail Padfoot and Prongs, these four Seventh Years encounter peril beyond their wildest imagination and team up with people they never would have dreamt of sharing agreeable words with. When they will find out that some people are not as bad as they thought and others are worse than they could have ever ``expected. So step inside. I'll take you on a trip. Hold on tight and remember, ``if you see a Grim, they love Chocolate.
Just To Say I Love You by KimCelia
05/09/2006True love, true hate, true pranks and true Marauders. Just another year- but this is 5th year and the boys (and sometimes the girls) need to grow up a little. Are 'love' and 'hate' just words, or can they be something else?
Famous Last Words by SacredDreams
11/23/2003Ever wondered what happened during Lily and James' years at Hogwarts? Along with Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Petter Pettigrew, Severus Snape, and others, the Potters are making history--MWPP style. Love/hate
Silver Badge by Alkari
02/11/2006Lily Evans finds that her first day as Head Girl has its ups and downs, and one or two surprises.
Till Death Do Us Part by S.C. Johnson
10/30/2003Lily and James are getting married, but they've got pre-wedding jitters. Sequal to "For the Love of Lily."
Bewitching the Mind, Ensnaring the Senses by R.J. Anderson
06/28/2004When the young Severus Snape is caught with a secret, experimental potion, he is obliged to make a deal with James Potter that he will later come to regret...
Back to the Past by Bastet
11/04/2003A strange room takes the Marauders back into a past that they find themselves trapped in. Now, they're running for their lives. Includes a bunch laughs, Salazar Slytherin and also quite a few snakes.
Before the Beginning by K Weasley
08/30/2002James Potter starts his fifth year, not knowing that what he finds that year will change his life, and the lives of his friends. Certain events lead to certain discoveries, plenty of Animagi, pranking, hexing, dueling, strange necklaces, baffling girls, and ancient mirrors that are hidden for a purpose. Follow MWPP from fifth year to seventh year.
The Petals of the Moon by RJLupin
04/10/2004James and Lily have just been married, and Remus just can't bear it. He reflects back on the story of the woman he loved, who once loved him. Remus/Lily.
From the Beginning.. by Sirius_girl
05/14/2003A new student at Hogwart's has Snape and Sirius at each other's throats. (Not that they weren't already!) Which one will get the girl? Maybe not who you think.
The Potter Place by Dobby and Winky
06/08/2003What would have happened if James hadn't died? Chapter 1 of the Potter Place. Humor, angst (only in the first chapter), and general cuteness. AW! James is being a (good)father!!!
Why I Hate James Potter by CassidyLynne
10/28/2005Sixth year Lily writes her reasons for one of Hogwarts' most famed love-hate relationships. L/J (one-shot, with sequel)
A Million Tears by lilyheartsjames
02/22/2006James Potter has always been in love with Lily. It's as known as two plus two being four. But what happens when all of that changes? What happens when James is suddenly hook line & sinker in love with a girl whose name isn't Lily Evans?
Book of Goodbyes by Lucretia Nettleson
07/21/2002"One by one, my leaves will fall. One by one, my tales are told." Severus Snape is given an assignment by his father to brush up on his grammar and writing in general: he is given a journal. It turns into a book of his young life.
Accepting All Letters by ashmaddie
06/17/2004The Evans' were just your normal parents and two child family, right? Was there something that could change that? Something that would change the whole family forever?
Days of Wands and Roses by Gabi-hime
10/20/2002The year is 1971 and Severus Snape is starting his first year at Hogwarts, determined to be the most wonderfully brilliant and stoic student the school has ever had despite the best efforts of his bizarre aunt. Lily Evans is also starting her first year at Hogwarts, determined to do well and make her parents proud, despite the best efforts of her well-meaning but insanely mischevious House-mates. No matter what the future has in store for the class of 1978, these are the forever golden days (no matter what Severus may continually claim). These are the days of wands and roses.
According to Lily by HyperActiveOwl
01/15/2004We saw Lily Evans for the first time in OotP. She was a rocking, kick-arse girl who wasn't afraid to stand up for herself. But what was she like after that? "According to Lily" jumps into Lily's life from the day of the Defense Against the Dark Arts O.W.L.s, and follows her from there.
The Golden Deer by lifeeater
12/09/2004How can James convince Lily Evans to go out with him? Over Christmas break, James get a good idea from an ancient Hindu scripture. Lily/James, seventh year.
A Crazy MST by Michelle Malfoy
12/11/2004The Marauders, Lily, Snape, Lucius, Bellatrix, Narcissa, and Bill are locked in a room and being forced to MST on HPPS/HPSS! What will happen when Bill annoys Lucius to hell, Bellatrix sings and shatters several windows, and Sirius decides to kill Peter?