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In the End by Miriya
10/11/2005All Ginny Weasley ever wanted was for Harry Potter to love her. She dreamed they would get married and have beautiful children. Now, when it seems that dream has been shattered completely, Ginny must pick up the pieces and make a new life for herself.
I'm Bound Forever To Tom by BlackOpal
06/09/2003"When he saw my broken body, he saw everything that had twisted into what Tom wanted it to be. And he fought my hero, to the last drop of his being. Harry thought that Tom had raped me of all that was mine, but he didn't understand. I committed myself to him- I let him change me." A short piece that will change your view of Ginny forever.
But, Love is Such a Strong Word by Kaykos
06/17/2003Ginny is just plain sick and tired of living a life that is going nowhere. Finally taking charge, she tells him either he bucks up and proposes or she leaves. What will she do when he walks out the door without a word on the subject? Will he follow her after she leaves, and will she even accept his apology?
Blood Red by vampyre_Jazmin
06/17/2003Ginny is acting strangely. Did Tom ever actually leave her, or is she just being Ginny. The prologue to what could be some interesting times
Fairytale Lost by Angelique
10/13/2002Ginny isn't just the innocent little sister anymore. She reflects randomly on the lost romance that has left her altered and alone, with only one thing to remind her of the love she may never know again...
Join Ginny as she takes a trip down memory lane.
Promise Me One Thing by Ravie
09/23/2003Ginny and Harry's relationship is broken after the final battle. Like all their friends, they've lost parts of themselves they'll never get`` back. Can Ginny be happy without him? Can anyone replace him in her heart? Ginny's POV. H/G, H/H, R/L, D/G
Dreamer by Lilith Connor
10/23/2003Pale fingers brush over the faded pages, over images as bright and sharp as the day they were taken. Memories of a wedding, long ago...pretty femmeslash fluff!
While the Night is Still Young by Strider
06/03/2005Harry has defeated the Dark Lord and lost everything he loves in the process. But he should know better than anyone that in the magical world, some things aren't as they seem.
The Enrichment Trilogy: The Forbidden Forest by Imperia
08/28/2004The summer after the Ministry of Magic fiasco, the trio finds itself stuck in London with nothing to do. When one of the Weasley twins' 'brilliant' ideas goes wrong, Ron, Harry, Hermione, Ginny and the twins are stuck in the middle of the Forbidden Forest! As their situation grows almost impossible to bear, they begin to question their chance for survival. With failing wands, killer rabbits, imposter kings, talking skeletons, angry dwarves and rising tempers, these magical teenagers are in for one very exciting summer vacation!
Secrets Untold by quiffilation
12/09/2006Dumbledore’s death has long passed. The trio had planned to go on a search for the Horcruxes and had decided not to return to Hogwarts, Ginny with them. So why are they back to the castle? Draco Malfoy messed up his one chance to shine before You-Know-Who and is obviously not in his good books. He has decided to return to Hogwarts too... but not for learning. Kara Lestrange, previously one of the many faces at school is suddenly famous over a near death incident the previous summer. She arrives at Hogwarts to escape it all and finds herself in a bigger mess than ever. When the paths of all collide in a mysterious maze, can they work together to find a way through? And what is this mysterious maze about anyway?
The Arch of Triumph by Moonlit Tears
03/01/2004Just when everything seemed to be going well for Harry Potter and company, disaster strikes. There’s a new prophecy, a familiar bad guy, and, of course, a new plan. Follow Harry and his friends as they embark on this incredible journey of love, friendship, anger, hatred, danger, and a few snogs along the way. This is tale of courage, love, attachment, and, above all, never-ending loyalty.
The Weasley Ring by madame rosmerta
11/27/2005Despite several near-confessions, Ginny and Harry still don't have their act straight. Enter an unexpected engagement to Oliver Wood and a know-it-all family heirloom, and things just may turn out okay. Set pre-HBP. Ginny/Oliver Wood, Ginny/Harry, Ron/Hermione
It's About Time by ForeverSirius77
12/29/2007There are dark times on the horizon, and everyone knows it. War and death assaults the Wizarding World everyday, but even in the middle of all the terror, there are light moments; even in a world of hatred, love can be found. Such is the case when two friends admit their feelings for each other, feelings that they have harboured for several years.
Stone Angel by Willanthe
07/01/2005When a complicated time/holding spell goes awry and takes Ginny instead of Harry, the entire wizarding world is forced to legally accept that she's dead. Her friend Sirius is left with nothing more then her memory, a plate of raspberry scones, and a stone angel presiding over her empty grave. When she shows up on his doorstep seven years later, what's he to think?
The Weasley Redhead and the Malfoy Beast by sasorion
06/13/2004In which a camera and white, bobbing fur cause some trouble for the Weasley family. Ginny Weasley travels to the Beast's castle in exchange for a grievous insult inflicted by her father on the Beast. This all seems to be the standard Beauty and Beast stuff, no? And yet, there is always a problem when the Beast is rather reluctant about being a boy again.
Sleep by LeeWeasley
07/18/2003Ginny has finally found someone who shares her pain and her sad emotions but he disappears with just a blink of an eye...
Ron's unbeatable at chess. Or so he thinks. Hermione becomes fed up with his over-confidence, and vows to beat him and put him in his place. Harry and Ginny observe competitively as the pair duel it out. Will Ron maintain his undefeated record?
Gone by feisty_pixie
07/09/2005The war is over, but it came at a cost. Now Harry has lost the one person he cared about most and is struggling to come to terms with it.
Perfect by Warriorlily
02/04/2005This is a cookie from the Call to Destiny universe, but can be read alone. Hogwarts is having a masquerade ball for Valentine's Day, and Ginny has a brilliant idea. If everything works out the way it should, the evening will be perfect.
Pieces of Me by IcyTigerChick
09/13/2003"There are pieces of me that you have never seen," Ginny says. Yes, but Draco Malfoy has seen almost all of those pieces. He loves her. She loves him. So they go make out and live happily ever after, right? Nope! It's not that simple. So not.
At Grief's Gate by HumbugGirl
11/25/2007She was precious, he realised. Full of promise and surrounded by imperfections. Lucius x Ginny
Fire by Deirafalcon
06/12/2004"But a forbidden desire! Those who have never hungered for a fruit that is denied them can have no idea of the agony of being robbed of a chance at happiness. There were times, as I watched her from afar and made caustic remarks about her friends or her robes, when I could swear that she was watching me, too. There were nights when I stayed awake wondering whether she had ever truly loved someone, whether she could ever love me. I hid this uncertainty in my exceptionally biting humor, and this pain in the pain I caused others."
Love by Jesihobbit
06/30/2003"He beat her and screamed at her and called her the most horrible names, and she let him, because surely this was love? If she wanted his tender apologetic kisses, she first had to let him love her like this, love her with bruises and cuts and scrapes, because it was what he wanted. And he always got what he wanted." T/G, D/G. AU (written before the release of OotP).
Beautiful by Molly Morgan
01/21/2003She was always going back for more, even though she knew he was bad. But now, now she had the courage, and a plan. A plan to end her torment.````Sequel to Walk Away by Dracosbabe2
Out of the Shadows by Serena Scyllarith
04/18/2004When Ginny Weasley asked Draco Malfoy to assist her in solving a mystery the Trio is involved in, she didn't know what she got herself into. With spells gone awry, feelings confused and new friendships forming, will Ginny be able to live her life the way she used to?
What's in a Name? by IsabelA113
01/16/2005On a summer afternoon in Grimmauld Place, Ginny and Tonks find out that they have a little something in common.
Resurrection by Polyxena
02/17/2004Post GoF (has references about an alternate 5th year). The story begins in the first part of the 6th year at Hogwarts. Voldemort is dead, but he took Harry with him. Hermione, Ron and Ginny must learn to deal with Harry’s death, but meanwhile, there is a new threat``that they have to contend with-- Tom Riddle has returned, brought back by the unsuspecting hand of none other than Draco Malfoy. But this``time, Tom’s got new powers, and he’s dying to use them after 5 years of imprisonment. Expands on what really happened to Ginny during her first year.
What I Think About Draco, By Miss Virginia Weasley by Emilia P.
08/15/2003Has Hogwarts gone mad pairing Ginny with Draco? Well, maybe it's not such a bad idea...
Empty and So Beautiful by ginny1313
12/01/2003"She remembers when it started. The first sniff she took. How it burned her nostrils and went straight to her brain and it was like nothing she had ever felt before. Things looked different. Felt different. And when the blade pushed into her skin, she began to laugh. Blood had never looked so beautiful. " A dark tale of addiction. AU.
Somewhere Through Time by Kas
09/24/2007"He was thinking about her again. He supposed it wasn't too big a surprise ... he was always thinking about her." Two lovers are reunited after a lifetime apart. But why is she here now?
Constant Arguments by VictoriaTai
07/03/2004The Bat Bogeys were only the start. Draco and Ginny bicker and argue like no pair Hogwarts has seen in years, but the arguments rising in infamy may merely be a cover for something entirely different.
The Year of the Dragon by kensai
06/12/2004Dumbledore finds a tutor for Harry. Dumbledore hopes that Harry can be trained enough to be ready for the oncoming war. Feelings for Ginny Weasley blossom in Harry’s heart as he tries to put his life in perspective. All this is going on, while Harry deals with the everyday situations called hormones, schoolwork, and a prophecy.
In an Instant by Alta Rica
07/18/2003One night was all he wanted, just one night. One night to forget about things, one night where nothing mattered, one night where he could pretend life was simple.
Twin Rings by Sowilo
06/04/2003Ginny wants a change then something comes along that gives it to her. It's different and leads her on a path different to what she was dreaming about.
Rehearsal Dinner by CleverDevil116
05/26/2003Harry and Ginny's rehearsal dinner turns out to be an interesting and humorous event.
My Lover's Gone by Violet And Baudelaire
11/25/2002Ginny is older now. She loves him so much, and she wants him to come back. But he's been missing for a long time, and Ginny is starting to lose her senses. What will happen if Harry never comes back?
Seamus/Dean, Seamus/Ginny. The history of an affair that isn't over. Slash.
One Year, Six Months by UnfortunatleyMuggle
08/01/2004It's been one year, six months since Draco and Ginny have broken up. But when he sees her again, will his old feelings return? D/G fluff. Written to "One Year, Six Months" by Yellowcard.
Nightrise Over Revelations by Flourish the Blott
09/10/2004In the summer before sixth year, Hermione and Ginny ponder the coming war and the harsh path of destiny. As melodramatic as it sounds. Not a shipfic.
A Dark Queen by Flaming Beauty
06/03/2003There is a traitor in their midst. Who would have ever thought it would be poor, innocent, little Ginny. No one, because they never noticed her anyway. She will rule them all though. D/G
Destined by Penelope_Penyfeather
11/23/2003What if the Weasley and the Malfoy families became close friends? This one shot fic shows a relationship between the Weasley and Malfoy families and, more importantly, between Ginny and Draco. How would history be affected had these two families thrown aside their feud? (AU, G/D)
Walking Away by ginny1313
06/23/2004"When she wakes, tell her – " he breaks off, unsure of what he wants said. "Tell her I had no choice."````"I’m not explaining for you. I think you had plenty of choice."````"Then tell her nothing. But know this, Potter. You may think I’m being a coward, and you may think I’m carelessly breaking Ginny’s heart. But when the war is over, I will return for her, and I will make it up to her. Because what I feel for her is something your tiny brain cannot even begin to comprehend."````Prequel of sorts to Cigarettes, Smoke, and Shadows. Angst-filled.
An Eye For AN Eye by kymir
02/05/2003It's Harry's 7th year and there are three new faculty faces. Snape is given an errand by Voldemort. Which of the three should he pick? Don't worry, Mary Sue went away...
All That's Lost by Astara
01/08/2004Draco had never loved anyone before until he met her. Then, when she disappeared, his life went into a downward spiral only she could rescue him from.````An angsty songfic for a post-Hogwarts Draco.
Stupid by dracomalfoynerd
01/11/2004The sequel to Naked. Slight AU. Two weeks later, and no word from Draco. How could Ginny have been so stupid? An injured Draco, angry Ginny, and a punch to the nose. Set to Sarah McLachlan's Stupid.
Of Water and Blood by Ruckie
11/10/2008Love isn't what it's cracked up to be. Ginny, Draco, Harry, Hermione, and Ron all discover that very quickly in this story.
Switching Partners by Firebird88
12/27/2003Harry is watching her dance, and remembering the times they've had over the years, and why he loves her. H/G.
The Girl Who Lived by Divinity
09/13/2004Ficlet inspired by Pulp's song "I Want You." The girl who lived is trying to really live again. Tom/Ginny, Harry/Ginny...
Philophobia by Vagabond Spirit
11/22/2005"We acknowledge that this is an unorthodox way of doing things, but Mr. Malfoy refuses to be judged until everyone comprehends the reality of his recent circumstances...”
September 2nd, 1997 by AnotherDreamer
12/04/2004It sounds like New Year's Eve or Bonfire Day - hundreds of people celebrating - but really it is the sound of a hundred cowards fleeing, a hundred Death Eaters trying to escape the recent memory of the defeat of their Master, a hundred hate-filled villains running from a boy of seventeen with deep green eyes and murder in his heart.
Heaven in the Here and Now by Serpent Princess
08/19/2003Draco and Ginny talk, among other things, about childish notions, bad days, smiles, the world, and Heaven in the Here and Now. Light romance.
Blood is Thicker than Water by SlytherinQueen87
05/30/2003Ginny stays at Hogwarts over the summer to train as a medic and meets one very interesting patient, Draco Malfoy. As the year progresses, they fall in love. Can their love withstand the greatest war of the century?
Ginny's Smiles by Logan Potter
05/26/2005A short, sweet songfic about what happens when a mother dies during childbirth. Mainly Harry and Ginny. warning: tearjerker!
Can Love Really Conquer All by Black Roses
08/13/2003Ginny has been looking forward to seeing Harry all summer, but when she sees him, he is with a new handsome young man. Will she fall for this new guy and not Harry? Even though Voldemort is dead, something is threatening Harry's life. What can it be?
The Proposal by Cytherene Wolfe-Dracion
02/07/2005Three years have passed since Voldemort fell. Three years since the Wizarding world has rejoiced with a gaiety not witnessed since the original triumph of the Boy Who Lived. For Ginny, all that happiness may vanish tonight--Christmas Eve--with the answer of a single question.
Hurtful Form of Love by Katy Black
08/10/2005Harry and Ginny are getting married, and everyone seems to be overjoyed... except Sirius. He wants to just wallow in misery, especially when Hermione turns up and finds him drunk. But Sirius is about to find out that the love of an unnoticed friend is much greater than his love for his godson... HP/GW HG/SB
Where Angels Burn by Tabula Rasa
02/02/2003It was over in the Chamber, right? Not quite so. Tom Riddle is back and tracking his ghostly footprints all over the life of now-fifteen year old Ginny Weasley. Random snogs, threats, weird dreams, Death Eater-y fun, three ways of getting things done and other random things abound in this fic.
The Photo Album by BabyBee
06/08/2005He could not move past this night. It was the night she left him, alone, with a daughter, and in the past. He had to get past this moment, this one picture. A short, sweet, sad, but hopeful G/D one-shot.
It’s the old, old story: Harry, Ginny, summer, the Weasleys' Quidditch paddock, a hidden trysting place by the babbling brook … guilt and forgiveness, laughter and tears, a new plan to vanquish the Dark Lord … some fancy flying along the way, fancy kissing too … and more. Oh dear....
Pillow Talk by Hopeful Dreamer
07/07/2005Harry and Ginny go to marriage counseling with two of the strangest people they've met. Involves a mound of pillows, a bataka bat, Ginny trying to take off someone's pants, a very confused Harry, people popping out of the pillows, a bathroom spigot, and several beatings of the bataka bat. Based on the ten-minute play "Pillow Talk." Characters are OOC.
If You Can by jazzgirl
07/25/2004Pansy takes a moment to remember what she had with a certain Ginny Weasley. How has her life now changed from their school days?``Predominantly PP/GW femmeslash, with small mentions of PP/DM
Train Wreck by Nickel
09/09/2004Sometimes the people we love the most leave us. Faith is what keeps us going. The Faith we have in that person will bring them back to us. A one shot song fic. Ginny going through an important part of her life.
Rapture by ReverseBeauty
11/26/2008When she was little, he took her trust away, then years later, he took her family. When Ginny relapses, Harry brings her to St. Mungo's, and she is put under the care of their best Healer. Two years later, a revelation comes to light.
No Harm Done by Natsumi
06/15/2002The Chamber of Secrets in reverse. They tell her that there was no harm done. After all, it was all Tom's fault.
Lying on the Backstreets, Bleeding by Penelope_Penyfeather
10/13/2004“He was so unpredictable, so intense, so unlike what my mother had wanted for me.” A melancholy oneshot exploring D/G.
A Perfect Circle by Antigone X
10/19/2003In life, and love, we make choices, walk down the road not taken, and try not to live in the past. In her sixth year at Hogwarts, Ginny Weasley finds herself caught up in a fierce affair with Draco Malfoy, the one person she least expected to find comfort in. But the world is crumbling around them, and her life will never be the same again. When all you've got is a photograph - time, memory and light caught in a circle - what's the point of living anymore?
Singing Heart by BlackCurtain
07/13/2003This is what evil does to an innocent child.
The Pull of the Moon by Surreal
01/28/2003Ginny is in love with Harry Potter, and it is well known throughout Hogwarts. It is also well known that Harry does not love Ginny back. In a state of despair, Ginny resorts to making a love potion that will make Harry fall in love with Ginny- but only for one night. After sunrise, Harry will realize that he had been enchanted, and he will despise Ginny for her deceit. Ginny deals with her emotions, trying to conquer desire and deal with a necessary betrayal.
A Shred of Truth by fic_queen
03/17/2003Who would have thought Ginny had different plans for her relationship with Harry...
A Friendship Reforged by michelle_31a
02/19/2005A "missing moment" from OotP, Ginny reflects on her relationship with Luna Lovegood.
Stars and Satellites by Tatalp
09/06/2007While Harry and company are off hunting horcruxes, it's up to Luna and the rest of the DA to hold down the fort at Hogwarts. But, that's not as easy as it may seem.
You Save Me by bluebird9990
05/26/2005H/G fic (well, eventually), post OotP. Harry is feeling angsty...
Into A Deeper Darkness by SabayeLeyr
06/26/2004Ginny Weasley is at the peak of her career-she's a powerful Auror, high on Voldemort's hit list for her victories against him, and the romantic interest of Harry Potter. Then in a suspicious "accident" on one of her missions, she is blinded, and all that disappears. She's alone and disgraced. Then a pale haired boy from her past comes to see her-bearing the message that his Lord will give her back what she wants the most-her sight. But how high is the price? (D/G)
You Were on My Mind by Taja Reyul
01/21/2007Five women, each with a man on her mind, but not, perhaps, the men you'd expect.
To Feign Ignorance by CowardlyLion12
05/31/2004Denial. It's one of those things I assumed would never happen to me. How can I possibly ignore what's really happening to me? I can't figure it out. Psychologically, the facts don't add up. Aren't things like this supposed to happen to the... you know, those people who are off their jump? Oh Bloody Hell... (R/Hr, quite long and fairly fluffy.)
Daydream Believer by Siriously Black
02/13/2004Harry's been haunted by dreams all summer, but these are no ordinary dreams....Contains lots of romance and a few laughs!
History Repeating by zkid
01/19/2006Voldemort comes after Harry to take his revenge.
Delicious Hatred by The Ultimate Otaku
09/10/2003SEQUEL TO "Simple Hatred." ``She will never forgive for this, never, never let him tempt her, change her, ever, ever again. She is about to slap him, to scream "I hate you," or say some witty comment in reply, or simply shove him away. But then she realizes, with a cold, dull horror, that he is right, that he won already, because there is no way that Ginny can deny that what he said is true: hatred is complicated. And, she knows upon hearing what he says next, so is he.
The Repetition Series by Ravenchel
09/19/2002Family and fathers and nighttime and the cycles the bind. Because with seven children things always come in repetitions, repeats, redos.
Shrouded in Shadows by ArrA
10/04/2003Ginny Weasley is trapped in a dream. A dream that never ends and never reveals the truth. When she is employed at Malfoy Manor after a vicious breakup with Harry Potter, things start to reveal themselves and Ginny's real character and deepest thoughts and wishes start to emerge.
Bleed by UnfortunatleyMuggle
11/01/2004Once, they were the two most opposite people you could put together. But not so much now...
The Best Subterfuge by Applecede
02/01/2005Draco Malfoy is oh-so-very mean to Ginny Weasley, has a bad week, and catches the Snitch.
Aboard the Hogwarts Express by Splatt and Ada
12/14/2004Harry begins his sixth year journey to school as usual, aboard the Hogwarts Express. But a need for solitude leads to an interesting conversation with Ginny, and ultimately an unexpected realization for one of them.
Fluffy First Kisses and Puppy Love--Harry and Ginny by lunylvgd
02/25/2005Ginny's annoyed, Ron's a dunderhead, and apparently Harry can cause you to drown.
State of Attraction by shy violet
06/13/2004In her first year teaching at Hogwarts, Hermione may not think she likes Snape very much, but she could be wrong.... Once Ginny gets involved, there's bound to be trouble. Love potions and lust potions and some crazy, nutty mix-ups, oh my! Watch out for fluffy, pink, sex-crazed bunnies and a shameful number of jokes involving stirring rods.
The Mournful Soldier by mazing_hedges...
04/29/2007There is much angst and woe at Hogwarts school after the Final Battle. Ginny hopes to solve this.
Luna Lovegood, Hidden Mastermind by makeshiftdraco
12/03/2006I am Luna, hidden mastermind. I am Loony Luna Lovegood, perceived as strange by all, confusing by most, and dim by some. I am the kook, the nut, the eccentric outsider… My absurdity frightens people at times, but for the most part, they believe I am a harmless weirdo. What these people don’t realize is that the Sorting Hat put me in Ravenclaw for a reason. I am Luna Lovegood, secret evil genius, and this is my story.
I Can't Get No Satisfaction by Tiny Q
08/20/2004This is definitely not a song fic. What do so called relaxing bubble baths, rude intruders, and the Rolling Stones all have to do with each other? Well, they all seem to prove to Ginny that her life just isn’t quite satisfying enough. D/G
Butter Dishes by LadyTory
06/22/2005I have stopped putting my elbows in butter dishes, knocking over bowls of porridge, and squealing nonsensically before blushing and running from the room.
Really by Siofra The Elf
08/15/2004"Harry, I'm talking to you, can you hear me?"``Ginny is in her fifth year at Hogwarts. She has a great boyfriend named Michael Corner. She has completely gotten over that silly little crush she used to have on Harry Potter.``Really.``The "Library Scene" from Ginny's POV.
Lower Cases and Capitals by OpalStar
11/29/2005Draco and Ginny have never had it easy from the very beginning, and the the years of bitter events have left a mark on their children. An argument too far and Elizabeth watchs the past and present roll out in front of her...
Ageless Love by Chelsea Evans
07/08/2004She's watched him her whole life and been in love for as long as she can remember. Even if she drifts into the shadows she will never stop loving him. Because love knows no age limits. H/G
Of Moonbeams and Miracles by Ahranne Icarii
03/14/2005“Can’t keep your eyes off me, Weasley? I know I’m devilishly handsome, but you’re becoming quite creepy.” Draco Malfoy is a prat, and Ginny Weasley well knows it. But on a moonlit night deep in a snowy wonderland, fate decides to take matters into its own hands. It seems, however, that not even fate is strong enough to bring together such an unlikely pair. On a similar night, Ginny sits alone, pondering the power of the darkness, the mystery of the moon, and the strength of miracles, and wonders if perhaps, maybe, fate was right.
Die Some Other Day by Atepogs
08/02/2003AU, in the summer after Harry's fourth year, Draco Malfoy saves his life and fakes his death to protect him. He hides in America and after two years returns to England.
Self Destruct by Miss.EyeShudB3Blund3
08/21/2005I thought destruction meant death, illness, everything bad to happen to the environment. But I soon learned that other things - people - could destruct as well.
Her Flying Ways by caducee
08/03/2005'There's the barest hint of bitterness in her face as she sets about unhooking her change of clothes after what she considers the cruellest practice she's ever been a part of.' Ginny Weasley is more than a little tired of the way Draco behaves with the team. She makes it her goal to give him a kick in the right direction.
Haunted Halloween Kiss by majiklmoon
12/06/2002Find out the story behind Nearly Headless Nick's death, and how love reunited two lovers who were seperated by death.
Ginderella by Majick
06/06/2004Poor Ginny Snape. Quite apart from having the daftest name in the history of the world, she's got a cruel step-father, two evil stepsisters and a bad case of unrequited love for Harry Potter, The Prince Who Lived. Even worse,``she's still got her Potions essay to write, and it's already twenty-five past thirty-two in the Hogwarts kitchens.``Oh, yeah, and she's just been assigned the two most incompetent fairy godmothers in the history of the profession, at least one of whom is more concerned with political correctness than actually getting the job done and bringing about the bliss that is Twue Wuv.``Killer high heels! The curse of the toad! A thousand elephants! All this and much, much more, once upon a time...``Chapter 1 of 2: Balls