Every Guy has a Soft Spot for a Cat

Draco discovers a cute, cuddly visitor.

Draco decideds to bring Harry (the cat) with him to school.

Everyone's favorite feline encounters an entirely different kind of wizard. Who is this Mysterious Person? *ominous chuckle* Is Draco still worried? Most likely. Will the pussy jokes continue? Definitely.

Ron confronts Harry about his increasing madness. Pansy copes with a regular dose of snarky blonde insanity. Michael Corner gets some. Draco is a genius. Mysterious Person writes more inspiring literature for our favorite Slytherin, and Butterwick (the cat) is just looking forward to his kitty bonding trip.

An insane blonde on a covert mission into enemy territory...what could go wrong? Then again...what couldn't? And why under the tea cozy of all places?

Draco and Harry now find themselves in the middle of this mystery together...and in their jammies as well. Harry is determined. Draco is dense. Basically the norm.

Harry ventures into the Slytherin dormitories. Perhaps he can cope better in a new environment than his blonde companion is questical adventure.

Harry and Draco, now joined by Pansy, continue on their questical (and rather pointless) adventure. Draco's on a mission. Pansy's attempting to kill him, and Harry just wants to go back to bed.

The time travel fun continues to the Knight Bus. What is their destination? Only Draco knows...and that is a scary thing.

Harry gets all hot and bothered. The Slytherins are both teases, and Draco's companions just want to know what is going on!

Our trio is en route to SS Guns'n'Handcuffs, and Draco takes charge of the situation despite his obvious saliva control issues.

Draco and Harry don their shipping apparel as they prepare to board the SS Guns'n'Handcuffs.

Now that Harry and Draco are finally onboard the SS Guns'n'Handcuffs and sufficient sexual tension has surmounted...what are they to do now? Get drinks of course!

Enjoy the magic of Emo Harry song! Draco's future self is finally found! And will our daring duo be seperated for good? *dun dun dun!* Also...Pansy returns to the action. Hooray!

Draco, Draco, and Pansy search the gay bars for a way to save Harry from the inevitable manhandling. Will One-Eyed One-Legged Joe's advice be the key to their plan or is he as crazy as a junebug in July? Meanwhile Harry's ready to piss his pants on the Snarry ship. I mean, what exactly does that Snarry captain plan to do with him? Hm...I wonder.

Pansy, Draco, and Draco enter the realm of the Triple V while Harry attempts to escape the sex crazed ship. Yeehaw!

The Draco's ooze amusement while liquored up and surrounded by lesbians. Meanwhile, Pansy is getting down to busicness with the Triple V.

Harry attempts to escape from the dreaded Snarry Ship only to encounter more terrible innuendos, puns, and cliched role-playing. Will Draco, Draco, and Pansy ever come to his rescue?

Pansy and the Dracos sort things out with the Triple V. Time travel can be confusing.

Draco and Pansy vs. Plot Bunny!!! Who will triumph? Only the lovers of poetry can say!

Harry sets the mood. Dumbledore recieves a letter.

Draco and Pansy travel through the Isle of Forgotten Shipwrecks, escorted by the Plot Bunny on a mission to save Harry!

Harry teaches a lesson in courtship and anatomy, all while looking foxy!

Draco and Pansy play the heroes and come to the rescue! Their weapons of choice...blue taffeta and feminine wiles?