Rating:
R
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Draco Malfoy Harry Potter
Genres:
Romance Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 05/14/2004
Updated: 01/04/2005
Words: 114,843
Chapters: 29
Hits: 563,518

Dragon Tamer

jennavere

Story Summary:
Desperate to avoid an arranged marriage, Draco convinces Harry to pretend to be his boyfriend. What follows is an epic romantic comedy involving scheming, snogging, silliness, shagging, snarky boys, superstars, singing, shagging, snuggling, secrets, sex gods, shagging, and a bunny named Draco Lucius Malfoy the Third. HD SLASH (and how!).

Chapter 01
05/14/2004

To avoid an arranged marriage, Draco gets Harry to be his boyfriend. Outrageously shallow plot? Check. Superstar!Harry and Draco behaving badly? You bet. Absolute mayhem and craziness? Oh yes. Pack your compass, because it’s a wild ride. Slash.

Words: 1,071
Hits: 34,882
Chapter 02
05/27/2004

So Draco's got a desperate plan...is Harry going to go along with it?

Words: 1,262
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Chapter 03
06/06/2004

At Lucius Malfoy's insistence, Harry and Draco announce their "relationship" to Hogwarts.

Words: 2,345
Hits: 20,946
Chapter 04
06/10/2004

Harry and Draco go to Hogsmeade. Includes reporters, makeovers, and butterbeer.

Words: 2,258
Hits: 20,030
Chapter 05
06/10/2004

Harry and Draco go to Hogsmeade. Includes reporters, makeovers, and butterbeer. Part 2.

Words: 3,760
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Chapter 06
06/17/2004

Gorgeous Harry, drooling Seamus, and jealous Draco.

Words: 3,886
Hits: 19,385
Chapter 07
06/28/2004

Harry and Draco hang out in Gryffindor tower. There will be chess, more snogging, shirtless boys and Draco getting into trouble.

Words: 3,907
Hits: 18,773
Chapter 08
07/11/2004

Revenge, seduction, jealousy, and fan clubs.

Words: 4,358
Hits: 18,809
Chapter 09
07/15/2004

Jealous!Draco and jealous!Harry.

Words: 4,515
Hits: 18,450
Chapter 10
07/22/2004

Did Draco really sleep with Oliver? And what's going to happen with Harry and Seamus? Read on to find out who ends up in "Snog City"!

Words: 4,358
Hits: 19,808
Chapter 11
08/02/2004

The chapter in which we find out just what, exactly, Draco told Harry's fan club, and what, exactly, they did with that information.

Words: 4,203
Hits: 19,094
Chapter 12
08/05/2004

Draco decides to get a bit of revenge on Harry for his prank the night before.

Words: 5,315
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Chapter 13
08/05/2004

A daring rescue by Hogwart's resident Prince Charming, and um...sex.

Words: 4,692
Hits: 23,820
Chapter 14
08/08/2004

Boys. Shagging. Fan clubs.

Words: 4,294
Hits: 22,370
Chapter 15
08/08/2004

Sex, fluffy bunny rabbits, and Draco singing Madonna. And I'm dead serious here.

Words: 4,843
Hits: 21,502
Chapter 16
08/18/2004

What happens when poor Draco goes back to normal.

Words: 4,810
Hits: 20,280
Chapter 17
08/18/2004

A little interlude consisting entirely of dialogue.

Words: 1,966
Hits: 18,827
Chapter 18
09/15/2004

Harry and Draco have found the solution to their problem...but then Harry overhears something very troubling. But did he really hear what he thought he heard?

Words: 4,641
Hits: 18,916
Chapter 19
09/15/2004

The second half of the Truth or Dare game...and what Draco does when he finds out what's really going on.

Words: 5,563
Hits: 17,975
Chapter 20
09/21/2004

What happens when Boys Who Lived are shagged silly. World, meet Diva!Harry.

Words: 5,285
Hits: 18,595
Chapter 21
09/21/2004

Harry has to face up to the consequences of his actions, and we learn something rather interesting about Lucius.

Words: 4,513
Hits: 17,863
Chapter 22
09/21/2004

Harry and Draco stumble into something unexpected, and the Dark Lord makes an appearance.

Words: 2,779
Hits: 17,190
Chapter 23
09/21/2004

Ahh, the joys of a good Quidditch match.

Words: 6,621
Hits: 16,923
Chapter 24
09/21/2004

Harry goes to Malfoy Manor for Christmas break.

Words: 3,794
Hits: 15,866
Chapter 25
09/21/2004

Quality time with the family.

Words: 4,516
Hits: 15,367
Chapter 26
09/21/2004

Draco wears leather. Mmmm, leather...

Words: 5,310
Hits: 15,159
Chapter 27
09/21/2004

A grounded Harry and Draco shag like bunnies, and the man-bag carrying Dark Lord makes an appearance.

Words: 5,682
Hits: 15,116
Chapter 28
01/04/2005

Models, man-bags, and pretty blue punch....the party gets going.

Words: 6,714
Hits: 14,586
Chapter 29
01/04/2005

The LAST CHAPTER of Dragon Tamer! How will the madness ever end?

Words: 6,610
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