- Draco Malfoy Harry Potter
- Romance Humor
- Multiple Eras
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Published: 05/14/2004Updated: 01/04/2005Words: 114,843Chapters: 29Hits: 563,518
- Story Summary:
- Desperate to avoid an arranged marriage, Draco convinces Harry to pretend to be his boyfriend. What follows is an epic romantic comedy involving scheming, snogging, silliness, shagging, snarky boys, superstars, singing, shagging, snuggling, secrets, sex gods, shagging, and a bunny named Draco Lucius Malfoy the Third. HD SLASH (and how!).
To avoid an arranged marriage, Draco gets Harry to be his boyfriend. Outrageously shallow plot? Check. Superstar!Harry and Draco behaving badly? You bet. Absolute mayhem and craziness? Oh yes. Pack your compass, because it’s a wild ride. Slash.
So Draco's got a desperate plan...is Harry going to go along with it?
At Lucius Malfoy's insistence, Harry and Draco announce their "relationship" to Hogwarts.
Harry and Draco go to Hogsmeade. Includes reporters, makeovers, and butterbeer.
Harry and Draco go to Hogsmeade. Includes reporters, makeovers, and butterbeer. Part 2.
Gorgeous Harry, drooling Seamus, and jealous Draco.
Harry and Draco hang out in Gryffindor tower. There will be chess, more snogging, shirtless boys and Draco getting into trouble.
Revenge, seduction, jealousy, and fan clubs.
Jealous!Draco and jealous!Harry.
Did Draco really sleep with Oliver? And what's going to happen with Harry and Seamus? Read on to find out who ends up in "Snog City"!
The chapter in which we find out just what, exactly, Draco told Harry's fan club, and what, exactly, they did with that information.
Draco decides to get a bit of revenge on Harry for his prank the night before.
A daring rescue by Hogwart's resident Prince Charming, and um...sex.
Boys. Shagging. Fan clubs.
Sex, fluffy bunny rabbits, and Draco singing Madonna. And I'm dead serious here.
What happens when poor Draco goes back to normal.
A little interlude consisting entirely of dialogue.
Harry and Draco have found the solution to their problem...but then Harry overhears something very troubling. But did he really hear what he thought he heard?
The second half of the Truth or Dare game...and what Draco does when he finds out what's really going on.
What happens when Boys Who Lived are shagged silly. World, meet Diva!Harry.
Harry has to face up to the consequences of his actions, and we learn something rather interesting about Lucius.
Harry and Draco stumble into something unexpected, and the Dark Lord makes an appearance.
Ahh, the joys of a good Quidditch match.
Harry goes to Malfoy Manor for Christmas break.
Quality time with the family.
Draco wears leather. Mmmm, leather...
A grounded Harry and Draco shag like bunnies, and the man-bag carrying Dark Lord makes an appearance.
Models, man-bags, and pretty blue punch....the party gets going.
The LAST CHAPTER of Dragon Tamer! How will the madness ever end?