- Rating:
- R
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- Draco Malfoy Harry Potter
- Genres:
- Romance Humor
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
- Stats:
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Published: 05/14/2004Updated: 01/04/2005Words: 114,843Chapters: 29Hits: 563,518
Dragon Tamer
jennavere
- Story Summary:
- Desperate to avoid an arranged marriage, Draco convinces Harry to pretend to be his boyfriend. What follows is an epic romantic comedy involving scheming, snogging, silliness, shagging, snarky boys, superstars, singing, shagging, snuggling, secrets, sex gods, shagging, and a bunny named Draco Lucius Malfoy the Third. HD SLASH (and how!).
Chapter 10
- Chapter Summary:
- Did Draco really sleep with Oliver? And what's going to happen with Harry and Seamus? Read on to find out who ends up in "Snog City"!
- Posted:
- 07/22/2004
- Hits:
- 19,808
- Author's Note:
- Listen up: This fic is SLASH, it is HARRY/DRACO, and it is RATED R for a VERY GOOD REASON. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO RUN. For everyone else - ON WITH THE SNOGGAGE!!
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Dragon Tamer
Chapter 10: Snog City
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Harry barreled down the halls of Howarts, heading for the Gryffindor common room. His body was shaking with fury. How could Dco have done this? Harry cursed himself for feeling so jealous, angry and hurt. Technically, he knew it shouldn't bother him because he and Draco had never really been together. But it did bother him; it bothered him so much he couldn't think straight. He practically threw the password at the Fat Lady, who let him in with a very concerned look on her face.
Harry started pacing the floor of the common room, a group of third years in one corner staring at him with alarm. He was desperately trying to get his temper back under control before anything else exploded, but all he could think of was Draco and Oliver, Oliver and Draco...
He heard the portrait open again, and turned to shout at the new occupant to leave him alone. Seamus Finnigan, however, had no intention of going anywhere.
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Draco smirked a bit to himself, enjoying the last bites of trifle on hite. Operation: Make Harry Ridiculously Jealous had gone splendidly. His mind retraced his conversation with Oliver in the Quidditch locker room...
Flashback:
"I can't believe I let you talk me into this, Draco," said Oliver, beginning to unbutton his shirt. "Remind me again why we're doing this?"
"Well, you're doing this because you still have the hots for me and will happily bend over backwards to fulfill my every whim and desire." Here Oliver snorted but Draco continued, undaunted. "And I'm doing this because I need to teach Harry a lesson."
Oliver rolled his eyes. "Ri-ight. So why do I get the feeling that when Harry finds out what you did, he's going to be the one tch you a lesson?"
Draco affixed his most angelically hurt look to his face. "Now really, how can you say that? He said that my jealousy was out of control! I'm the victim here. I'm just trying to prove a point."
Oliver just shook his head. "I can't believe I'm going to do this to Harry. I like Harry, he's a good mate. And a bloody great Seeker. And you're just a poncy little git with no manners and no sense of common decency."
"You forgot devastatingly gorgeous and clever as all get out. Now are you going to stand there and moralize at me all day or are you going to help me?" said Draco, beginning to unbutton his own shirt.
End Flashback
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"Harry, mate, its okay, it's just me," said Seamus soothingly. "I know you're very upset but you need to calm down before someone gets hurt."
"Who, me? Upset? Oh no, I'm calm, I'm very calm, I'm very fucking calm right now," Harry said angrily, the fire in the common room blazing up to unnatural heights. The third years were positively frightened now.
"No, you're not," Seamus said firmly. "Come upstairs and lay down. If you don't relax someone is going to get hurt, and it won't be either of the two people who deserve it. Not Malfoy. Or Wood."
Harry looked at him, the pain and anger evident in his eyes. "How did you know?"
"I saw them," said Seamus simply. "It was obvious they had just shagged like crazy." At Seamus's words a vase in the corner shattered. Seamus grabbed Harry's arm and began to pull him up the stairs to the common room. "You have to get back under control, Harry. Come on, we're going upstairs."
Harry allowed Seamus to drag him up to their dorm room. As they were leaving Seamus turned and spoke a warning the group of third years. "If anyone asks for us, tell them we're not here, okay? No matter who it is. We don't want to be disturbed."
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In the Great Hall, Draco looked at his watch. About fifteen minutes had gone by since Harry left the hall in a fit of rage. Draco figured Harry had suffered long enough. He stood up, stretched, sent Oliver a cheerful wink and a wave and got an eye-roll in return. Draco knew that Harry would go straight to Gryffindor tower and he began the walk in that direction, ready to find Harry and explain everything to him.
Flashback:
"Make sure you do the buttons up the wrong way," Draco reminded Oliver from his bent over position, where he was currently mussing up his own hair with both hands. "And don't tuck your shirt back in."
"Yes, Draco, I think I do know how to look like I've just had the shag of my life. Even if all I've had is a frustrating conversation with an annoying prat like yourself. Thank Merlin we're not dating anymore. I forgot what a brat you are."
"Oh please. Don't even try to pretend you don't still want me. Now less talk, more action. Rub your hand over your lips to make them a bit red."
Oliver sighed but complied. The two of them were intent on creating a convincing post-coital look, as per Draco's scheme.
"Now mess up your hair," Draco instructed, re-buttoning his own shirt with the buttons slightly off.
"Do I have to?" whined Oliver, thinking of all the lovely girls and boys in the Great Hall that he wanted to make a good impression on. Draco gave him a glare. "Oh fine, alright. Stupid git. All this work just to make your stupid boyfriend jealous," he mumbled.
The two stood sid in the Quidditch locker room and looked at their reflections in the mirror. Anyone looking at them would come to the erroneous conclusion that they had just engaged in copious amounts of very physical activity.
"Perfect," Draco smirked, pleased. Oliver looked a little worried.
"Um, Draco?"
"What now?"
"Promise you won't let Harry hurt me?"
"What?"
"Harry is going to be so pissed with me when he thinks I shagged you. Actually, he'll still be pissed after he get the truth and finds out that I agreed to make it look like we slept together just to make him jealous. I rather fancy going home in one piece, so if you could just make sure the famous Harry Potter doesn't get to close to my person I'd highly appreciate it."
"I'll take care of Harry, you big baby. He won't be mad at you when I tell him we didn't so much as hold hands. Now stop worrying and let's get back to the castle. It's time for your big entrance."
Oliver took one last look at himself and sighed, resigned. "Harry's not going to be happy with you, Draco. You really are going to get it, you know."
God, I hope so, thought Draco.
End Flashback
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Once inside their dorm room Harry threw himself on his bed on his stomach, burying his head on his arms. Seamus did some quick mental planning and then moved towards Harry's bed.
"Harry?" Seamus said softly, knowing this was a delicate moment.
"Seamus, look, no offense, but I'm really not in the mood to talk or anything right, now, okay?" Harry said, keeping his face hidden in his arms. Seamus put on his best "I really care about you" face and sat down on the edge of Harry's bed.
"I won't force you to talk, Harry," he said, letting his Irish brogue come through thicker then usual (he'd been told that his accent was one of his sexier features). "It's just...look, you deserve better. Malfoy's a right bastard for doing this to you."
"Yeah, well, I should have seen it coming, right? I mean, he is bloody Malfoy and all that. God, I'm so stupid," he said with a sigh. Seamus tentatively reached out and began rubbing Harry's back. Harry started and gave him a puzzled look.
"I'm just trying to calm you down. Your magic got totally out of control for a few minutes, you need to relax so that nothing else happens." Harry sighed and didn't protest. Seamus grinned to himself.
"Now you listen to me, Harry Potter. You are not stupid and you know it. This was not your fault," Seamus said, shifting closer to turn the rubbing into more of a massage. Harry seemed rather oblivious to Seamus's hands on his back.
"Yeah well, I feel pretty stupid right now. I shouldn't have trusted him. I should have known he'd do this," Harry said despondently.
"Stop it," Seamus scolded lightly. "Don't blame yourself, you couldn't have known." He very carefully eased his way on top of Harry so that he was straddling Harry's hips, massaging his back with both hands. When Harry tensed slightly under him, Seamus just deepened the massage.
"You're so tense, Harry. Just let me help you relax," Seamus said, holding his breath. Harry was too upset to care that Seamus Finnigan was on top of him, massaging his back, and he didn't think to question about the other boy's intentions.
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"Harry's...um...not here right now," said the Gryffindor to Draco, who had just knocked on the portrait and inquired of the third year who answered if he could please speak to Harry Potter. Draco merely raised an eyebrow her. He happened to be an excellent liar, and was also excellent at discerning when someone was lying to him. Especially someone as horrible a liar as this little third year in front of him.
"Don't be silly, of course he's here. Is he up in his room?"
"Um...no?" the third year was very unnerved by the gorgeous Slytherin who was currently pumping her for information. He gave her one of his more devastating smiles, and the little third year blushed.
"Come on, you can tell me. I won't tell anyone else, I promise. It'll be our little secret," he said with a wink, and the little girl blushed much harder. One of her friends came up by her side.
"Anna, you can't tell him! We promised Seamus we wouldn't," she whispered into her friend's ear, but Draco's keen hearing heard every word. His charming demeanor was gone in an instant.
"Seamus?" Draco said, his silvery eyes narrowing in anger. "Is Finnigan with Harry right now?" The words were sharp and a little scary.
"Um..." Anna stammered.
"Eeep," said the other girl.
Draco had had enough. He moved past the two girls blocking his way and ran up the stairs to Harry's dorm room.
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"Stupid Malfoy," Harry was muttering under his breath. "Stupid, sodding, Draco fucking Malfoy."
"Don't think about him," Seamus whispered in his ear, slipping his hands under Harry's t-shirt to massage his lower back. Harry was vaguely aware that Seamus was on top of him, and that his hands were on his bare skin, and that this might not be the most appropriate position for a guy with a boyfriend (albeit a pretend boyfriend who was apparently completely shag-happy over someone else), but he was too lost in his own jealous thoughts of Draco and Oliver to really think about it.
Suddenly, Harry felt Seamus leaning down and planting soft kisses on Harry's neck. Harry froze.
"Seamus, stop it!"
"Why Harry? Don't you like it?" Seamus leaned down to kiss Harry again.
"Seamus, I said STOP!" And as the words left Harry's mouth the door to the dormitory burst open.
"What the FUCK?"
A very, very irate Draco Malfoy was standing in the doorway and fixing Seamus Finnagin with the absolute iciest Malfoy death glare in the illustrious history of icy Malfoy death glares.
"Finnigan, you absolute bastard, I am going to fucking kill you."
Seamus paled considerably. "Malfoy, I - "
"Just shut up and get off him."
"But Malfoy, you don't - "
"NOW, Finnagin! Are you deaf? GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOYFRIEND!!"
"Okay, okay. Calm down," Seamus quickly got off of Harry, who gave him a dirty look. Seamus was obviously more than a little scared of Draco, and with good reason. Draco looked mad enough to spit fire.
"Listen here, you piece of shit, if you leave this room right this instant and promise me that you will never so much as LOOK at Harry again I might, MIGHT not break your ugly face in."
"Look Malfoy, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kiss him, honestly, it was just a massage, I thought -
"GET OUT!" Seamus didn't try to say another word, and fled the dormitory, wincing as Draco landed a hard kick to his shin. Draco slammed the door behind him, cast every locking and silencing spell he could think of and then turned to face Harry.
"And YOU! What the fuck was that?"
"ME?? How dare you, Malfoy!" All of Harry's anger over the incident in the Great Hall rushed back in full force, and he jumped off the bed to face Draco.
"HOW DARE I? I walked in to find Finnagin on top of you and kissing you! KISSING YOU! Seamus fucking Finnagin, Potter!"
"WHAT THE HELL??!! You have NO RIGHT to be upset. YOU are the one who bloody cheated on ME!"
"What the FUCK are you on about?"
The two boys were standing in the middle of the dorm room, facing off and yelling at the top of their lungs.
"You slept with Oliver, you cheating bastard! Don't you dare get mad at me over Seamus,cause I am furious with you!"
"I didn't sleep with Oliver, you fuckwit!"
"Okay, whatever Malfoy, I saw you both come into the Great Hall, hair messed up, shirts buttoned up the wrong way, unable to take your eyes off each other. I think I can tell when two people have just had sex. If you fucking wanted to be with Oliver, you should have told me. I can take a hint," Harry said bitterly, and Draco felt a nasty twinge in his stomach. He honestly hadn't thought Harry would be hurt by the idea of him and Oliver together. Taking a good look at the pain evident on Harry's face, Draco began to feel uncomfortably guilty.
"Um, Harry, perhaps I should explain."
"What's there to explain? You don't have to make excuses to me, right? I mean, we're not really together, right?" There was a very icy edge to every word from Harry's mouth.
"Potter, I-
"Let's just forget the fact that yesterday you wouldn't talk to me for hours because I got a letter from Charlie. Or that you chewed me out in front of the entire common room because Seamus made a couple of stupid comments." Harry's normally open green eyes had narrowed into slits of molten emerald.
"Harry, you don't understand -
"No, I understand. It's okay for you to get upset with me because I'm your prty, right? But GOD FORBID I should be upset with you because YOU FUCKING SHAGGED YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND!"
"Potter, shut up and listen to me!" Draco shouted, grabbing Harry by the shoulders and looking into his face. "I did NOT. Have sex. With Oliver Wood."
"Nice try, Malfoy. I saw you guys in the Great Hall."
"It was just an act."
"An act?"
"Yes, an act! We staged the whole thing." Harry gave Draco a very suspicious look.
"And why would that have all been an act?"
"To make you jealous, you stupid git! To get you back for what you said last night about my jealousy being out of control. Oliver was just doing me a favor, we staged it to look like we had just been shagging, but NOTHING HAPPENED." Draco failed to notice the dangerous look that was appearing in Harry's eyes because he was too busy remembering Seamus kissing Harry when he walked in and beginning to get angry again. "Which, by the way, was NOT the case with you and Finnigan, so -
"Malfoy." Harry's voice was dangerously quiet, and his clear emerald eyes had become dark jade with anger. "Are you telling me that you planned that whole thing to make it look like you had shagged your ex, just to make me jealous?"
Draco was oblivious to the danger he was in. "YES, Potter, that is EXACTLY what I am telling you, I'm completely innocent! But then I come in and find you with Seamus sodding Finnagin on top of you, KISSING you, and now you have the audacity to - "
"Malfoy, SHUT UP." Harry took a menacing step forwards, and Draco took a step back. He finally noticed the cold fury in Harry's eyes, and gulped. Part of him had vaguely known that Harry would probably be a little upset over this stunt, but he had forgotten just how scary Harry was when he was truly angry.
"Of all the childish...selfish...manipulative..." and with each word Harry took a step forward and Draco took a step back, until Harry had backed him up against the wall.
He locked his arms on Draco's and pushed him up against the wall, leaning in so his face was inches from Draco's. "You're in a world of trouble, Draco Malfoy."
And Draco, pushed up against the wall, his arms pinned to his sides, with a furious Harry Potter on top of him, was beginning to feel a little afraid.
And, inexplicably, a little turned on.
"Wait, Harry, I can explain -
"I thought I told you to shut up." Harry still had a dangerous glint in his eyes, and was looking at Draco with a poignant mixture of anger and hurt.
"Since when do I take orders from you, Potter?" Draco may have been scared, but he wasn't exactly the submissive type. And he had never been particularly good at shutting up.
Harry slammed him back against the wall. "Don't get smart with me, Malfoy," he all but snarled. He looked straight in Draco's eyes, and Draco shivered involuntarily. "Give me one reason not to dump your ass right now and send you crawling back to your father and your happily ever after with Parkinson."
Draco took a deep breath. Honesty was probably the only thing that could save him now. "Because...well, because I...um...I really want to be with you."
Well. That wasn't the answer Harry had been expecting.
"What?" said Harry, blinking, relaxing his hold on Draco slightly, suddenly not quite so angry.
Draco's cheeks flushed slightly pink and he looked down at his feet. "I...well, I kind of fancy you." Harry's hold on Draco lessened even more as he stared at the blonde incredulously.
"I don't....I don't understand," said Harry. "If you wanted to be with me, why did you pretend to sleep with Oliver?"
Draco blushed a little harder. "Well, see, I really like you," he mumbled to the floor. "And I was really jealous yesterday. That's why I set this all up. I wanted you to be jealous too."
Harry released his hold on Draco completely, and Draco became aware of a pounding sensation in his chest as the anger and hurt slowly drained out of Harry's eyes.
"I didn't mean to hurt you," Draco explained, a little sheepishly. "I didn't think you actually cared about me, so I just thought you'd be jealomaybe angry. But not hurt. I feel terrible and I'm really sorry. Forgive me?"
He looked so forlorn and sincere and adorable, with big grey eyes and uncharacteristically messy hair, still blushing slightly from his confession that Harry, as much as he wanted to stay angry, found himself melting.
He sighed and rolled his eyes at Draco. "You are a complete brat, you know that?" he asked, brushing a lock of hair out of Draco's eyes. "But I forgive you," he smiled, enjoying the way the silvery grey orbs lit up with happiness at his response. He leaned in close to whisper, "But only because I fancy you too." And letting his eyes flicker shut he closed the distance between their faces and pressed his lips to Draco's in a sweet, loving kiss.
Draco made a small noise that was almost a whimper, and entwined his arms around Harry's neck, returning the kiss and sliding his tongue into Harry's mouth. The kiss quickly became heated as a week's worth of sexual tension between the two boys rose like a tidal wave in both of them. Harry ran his arms down Draco's back a them around his waist, pulling Draco tightly against his body. After a few minutes of passionate kissing Harry pulled Draco away from the wall and the two of them made their way to Harry's bed, Harry's fingers struggling with the buttons on Draco's shirt. They kept their lips tightly together, pausing only momentarily to pull Harry's t-shirt over his head.
Harry felt the back of his knees hit the bed and fell backwards, Draco on top of him, Harry sliding Draco's shirt off his arms as they tumbled down together, caressing every inch of skin now uncovered. He marveled at the way Draco's body felt under his hands, unwilling to stop touching him for even an instant. He nipped gently at Draco's neck, causing the blonde to gasp and grind into him.
"Oh, God," Harry groaned as jolts of pleasure shot through him. Draco gave him a sexy smirk and leaned down to whisper in his ear.
"You like that Harry?" he asked playfully, rotatis hips over Harry's, trailing kisses over Harry's neck and ear. Harry just moaned in frustration.
"You better not be teasing me, Draco," he whispered into the blonde's ear, gasping as Draco began rocking their hips together in earnest.
"No teasing," smirked Draco. "At least, not this time," he added mischievously. He leaned down to suck on Harry's neck. Harry countered by running his hands up and down Draco's back and shoulders. Draco returned to kissing Harry's mouth, and for the next few minutes nothing mattered by lips, tongue, warm skin and the increasing pleasure building in each of their bodies.
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Draco collapsed on top of Harry, and the two lay flush together for a couple minutes, breathing heavily. Finally, Draco propped himself up to look at Harry and smiled.
"Good?"
"Oh yes. Quite," Harry replied, eyes closed.
The two lay in companionable silence for a few moments before Harry finally spoke again.
"You really are an unbelievable prat, Malfoy," Harry said, lazily and rather affectionately, running his fingers through Draco's hair.
Draco just yawned. "That's not what you what you were thinking just a couple minutes ago," he said, nuzzling into Harry's neck.
"Quiet you." Harry swatted him playfully. "Honestly, I can't believe you staged that whole thing with Oliver. I was ready to kill him, I hope you know."
"Yes, I know. You were quite jealous. Now that you know how it feels, I think you owe me an apology for saying that my jealousy was out of control."
"WHAT?" Harry's mouth dropped open and he turned to look at Draco. "I don't think so. No apologies for you. In fact, you should be ashamed of yourself, pulling such a horrible stunt on me."
"What can I say? I'm a naughty, naughty boy."
"I should punish you."
"Yes, you should."
"I intend to. I plan to make you very sorry for all this nonsense."
"Of course you do. But in the meantime, less talking, more kissing." And to accentuate his point he lifted his face up to plant a kiss on Harry's lips, who quickly returned it, and the two spent a few moments happily snogging each other. The kiss was just beginning to heat up when Harry pulled away and looked at Draco suspiciously.
"You've been teasing me all week on purpose, haven't you? Getting me all riled up with no intention of coming through. Prick."
"Oh, don't be such a baby. Surely it was worth it for what we just did."
"Hmm, perhaps. But you should know that I'm nowhere near done with you yet," Harry said meaningfully.
"Oh, you're not?" Draco tried to speak casually, but his blood was beginning to race again.
"Not by a long shot." And with a sudden agile movement Harry rolled them over, flipping Draco off of him and onto his back on the mattress, and kneeling above his suddenly prone body he began to kiss the Slytherin again.
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Much later, Draco crawled up Harry's body and pressed a sweet kiss against his mouth, then snuggled up against his side with his head on Harry's chest. Harry smiled rather dazedly at Draco and then closed his eyes, wrapping his arms around the blonde and burying his nose into Draco's soft, silvery hair.
After a few moments, Draco spoke. "So you do realize that now you're my real boyfriend, don't you?"
"Bugger," said Harry. "Am I really?"
Draco smiled, amused. "Oh yes. You're all mine now."
Harry sighed dramatically. "Well, I suppose it could be worse, although truthfully I really don't see how."
Draco smacked his arm. "You shut up. You are exceedingly lucky, you know. You now have a boyfriend who is devastatingly smart, witty, charming, gorgeous and rich."
"You forgot vain, spoiled and disturbingly manipulative."
"You say that like it's a bad thing."
Harry snorted. At this point the boys were interrupted by loud knocking on the door and some muffled voices.
"Ah. My roommates. Probably want to get back in their room," said Harry lazily, not making any movement to the door.
"Yes. I would suppose they do," Draco returned, not lifting his head from Harry's chest. They lay together for a few more moments, listening as the voices transitioned from requests and comments to outright yelling.
"Still, I suppose we really ought to let them in," said Harry finally, with noticeable reluctance. Draco merely yawned and snuggled a bit closer to Harry.
"I suppose we ought to," he replied, a bit muffled as his head was now buried in Harry's neck. The yelling had escalated into threats now, followed by heavy pounding on the door.
"Then again," said Harry thoughtfully, "Neither of us has really been very good at doing what we ought to be doing. Why start now?"
"Too right you are," said Draco sleepily, and the new boyfriends snuggled up together and fell asleep.
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Author notes: You guys knew I'd never really let Harry and Draco end up with anyone other than each other, right? Not in my stories. Anyway, stay tuned for chapter 11, in which we find out what exactly happened with all the information Draco gave to Harry's fan club.
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