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A collection of limericks featuring various students, teachers, Death Eaters and others.

It has been decades since the last Ghost Revue, and since then, three more ghosts have joined the school's gang. Come meet them!

Moaning Myrtle looks forward to spend her Halloween alone, but even if she is dead, she is not forgotten by the living.

At some point during the aftermath of the final battle, and despite the concerns of the newly restored Head of Slytherin house, Harry attempts to return Draco's wand. Complications arise in the form of a trapped ghost and the return of a former instructor, one who is certainly not welcome at Hogwarts.

In retrospect, Harry should've known that Umbridge's field trip to the ancient springs of Jusenkyo would end badly for everyone. Having fallen into the Springs of the Drowned Emo and Drowned Emu, Harry supposes he's luckier than, say, Snape (Spring of the Drowned Unicorn) or Zacharias Smith (Spring of the Drowned Flea Circus), but there are more problems in the upcoming year than just the curses: Voldemort takes advantage of his own cursed form to infiltrate Hogwarts as Luna's new pet bunny. And there's really no way to explain Lucius Malfoy, the benevolent Buddhist monk. (AU OotP; Ranma 1/2 crossover)

When Albus, Rose, and Scorpius are put on the train to their first year at Hogwarts, their parents hope for them to have the normal, boring school years. But sometimes, we ask too much of our children. When the school becomes plagued by invasions of wild beasts, the three must follow in the footsteps of the generation before them. And DON'T GET CAUGHT!