Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Stats:
Published: 03/18/2002
Updated: 11/27/2002
Words: 67,389
Chapters: 12
Hits: 14,164

I’m Not a Muggle Not Yet a Wizard

Mariposa

Story Summary:
Harry goes to a Britney Spears concert. Britney comes to Hogwarts. Hermione likes Ron. Ron likes Hermione. Ginny is pissed off at Harry. Harry gets jealous when she dates Draco. Britney acts like a slut. What else is new?

Chapter 01
03/18/2002

Harry goes to a Britney Spears concert. Britney comes to Hogwarts. Hermione likes Ron. Ron likes Hermione. Ginny is pissed off at Harry. Harry gets jealous when she dates Draco. Britney acts like a slut. What else is new?

Words: 2,519
Hits: 3,966
Chapter 02
03/18/2002

Harry goes to a Britney Spears concert. Britney comes to Hogwarts. Hermione likes Ron. Ron likes Hermione. Ginny is pissed off at Harry. Harry gets jealous when she dates Draco. Britney acts like a slut. What else is new?

Words: 3,103
Hits: 868
Chapter 03
03/19/2002

Harry goes to a Britney Spears concert. Britney comes to Hogwarts. Hermione likes Ron. Ron likes Hermione. Ginny is pissed off at Harry. Harry gets jealous when she dates Draco. Britney acts like a slut. What else is new?

Words: 4,576
Hits: 1,062
Chapter 04
03/25/2002

Harry goes to a Britney Spears concert. Britney comes to Hogwarts. Hermione likes Ron. Ron likes Hermione. Ginny is pissed off at Harry. Harry gets jealous when she dates Draco. Britney acts like a slut. What else is new?

Words: 4,226
Hits: 869
Chapter 05
03/29/2002

Harry goes to a Britney Spears concert. Britney comes to Hogwarts. Hermione likes Ron. Ron likes Hermione. Ginny is pissed off at Harry. Harry gets jealous when she dates Draco. Britney acts like a slut. What else is new?

Words: 5,350
Hits: 969
Chapter 06
04/11/2002

Harry goes to a Britney Spears concert. Britney comes to Hogwarts. Hermione likes Ron. Ron likes Hermione. Ginny is pissed off at Harry. Harry gets jealous when she dates Draco. Britney acts like a slut. What else is new?

Words: 3,414
Hits: 896
Chapter 07
04/11/2002

Harry goes to a Britney Spears concert. Britney comes to Hogwarts. Hermione likes Ron. Ron likes Hermione. Ginny is pissed off at Harry. Harry gets jealous when she dates Draco. Britney acts like a slut. What else is new?

Words: 4,099
Hits: 704
Chapter 08
04/25/2002

Harry goes to a Britney Spears concert. Britney comes to Hogwarts. Hermione likes Ron. Ron likes Hermione. Ginny is pissed off at Harry. Harry gets jealous when she dates Draco. Britney acts like a slut. What else is new?

Words: 5,687
Hits: 1,198
Chapter 09
05/14/2002

Harry goes to a Britney Spears concert. Britney comes to Hogwarts. Hermione likes Ron. Ron likes Hermione. Ginny is pissed off at Harry. Harry gets jealous when she dates Draco. Britney acts like a slut. What else is new?

Words: 4,434
Hits: 906
Chapter 10
06/28/2002

Harry goes to a Britney Spears concert. Britney comes to Hogwarts. Hermione likes Ron. Ron likes Hermione. Harry and Ginny start to secretly date. Draco acts vain, Britney acts like herself. What else is new? PLUS: cheerleading, intimate relation classes, the

Words: 9,516
Hits: 1,040
Chapter 11
08/29/2002

Harry goes to a Britney Spears concert and Britney comes to Hogwarts. And lots of other bizarre stuff.

Words: 12,423
Hits: 702
Chapter 12
11/27/2002

Harry goes to a Britney Spears concert and Britney comes to Hogwarts. And lots of other bizarre stuff.

Words: 8,042
Hits: 984