Harry Potter and the Adventure He Affectionately Calls Life

Harry and Ron's American cousin, Lana, hit it off immediately, leaving room for Hermione and Ron to do their thing. Add that to the usual crap from Draco, having to save the world, and Quidditch, and it's another year at Hogwarts!

My telling of the 6th year at Hogwarts. The usual is back. Voldemort. Draco's crap. And Ron and Hermione FINALLY get together.

Draco continues to pursue Harry's girlfriend. Harry and Lana get closer. Dumbledore is the teacher of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Dumbledore tells Harry that he has one last chance to connect with Sirius Black. Ron gets an idea to kiss Hermione. More jokes from George and Fred Weasley. Hermione kisses Harry. A little angst in here, considering the next chapter is very fluffy.

Dumbledore's first day as the temporary Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Some HarryLana romance. Ron FINALLY kisses Hermione. Fred, George, Neville, and Seamus watch Ron and Hermione kissing. Lots of wisecracks there. Draco does something intolerable. Dumbledore's friend comes to town, and Harry faints upon meeting him. Dumbledore's friend also infuriates Hermione.

A lot of Hermione and Ron romance. Draco continues to be an ass. What does Crivellare do to piss of Hermione? And what's wrong with Harry?

Draco's STILL being a jerk. Harry plans a cute little surprise for Lana. And what do Harry and Lana get caught doing? Crivellare starts snooping around Harry's private life, and Hermione is NOT happy about it. And Ron is furious with Dumbledore!

Lots of Fred and George comedy. There are complications in "The Birthday Prank." Draco and Harry have a confrontation in the library. And why is Hermione furious with Ron?

Harry thinks he's Aunt Petunia... Hermione calls it quits with Ron... Hermione and Lana have a little talk... What strange letter does Hedwig deliver to Ron??? And what happens down at night between Ron and Hermione down by the lake? (In case you haven't figured, this is a RonHermione installment :-D)

A horrible secret from Hermione's past is revealed.... Hermione tells Ron why she broke up with them.... Someone shares a passionate kiss.... Mental images of Harry, Ron, and Lana naked. (Ew...) And Lana realizes something about the relationship between Harry and Ron.

Harry gets his letter from Sirius, but Tomas wants to interfere... Dumbledore recieves an urget owl. From whom? And where does he have to go...? Harry reads the letter to Ron and Hermione. Who else hears the letter...? What did Dumbledore do on his "downtime"?

Quidditch Try-outs! Lana wants to audition. Why does Hermione stop her? Harry and Ron are the new co-captains of the Gryffindor team... Harry and Draco have an encounter in the library. What happens? And who witnesses it...? Lana has an idea to make Halloween a bit more exciting around Hogwarts, and goes to Dumbledore for permission. What's the idea, and what does Dumbledore have to say on it...? And don't miss a fight in the Great Hall!

Harry, Lana, Hermione, and Ron spend the day in Hogsmeade doing some shopping for the ball. Ron makes a comment on cheap labor, and Hermione and Lana find the perfect dress... Draco and Harry have another encounter in the library, and Harry has a billiant idea... Auditions for something are held in Gryffindor Common Room. What for? And what surprise do Hermione and Lana have for us...? Tomas is up to good. Who is he talking to?

The first Quidditch match of the season! Draco's not the Seeker, so who is? And how did this person get the position? A Gryffindor breakup. Who, and what for? Draco realizes what it takes to be a Gryffindor. Who is he going to the masquerade with? The girls get ready for the ball, and Ginny has a romantic daydream, but her escort has other worries....

THE MASQUERADE! YAY! In this chapter (but not necesarilly in this order): Draco overhears Albus and Severus... Ginny had something to say to her escort... A "guess the weight of a pumpkin" contest... Lana's furious with Europe... Lana and Draco share a dance...

Lana decides to skip classes after the masquerade. Who sees her wearing nothing but a towel...? Draco has a deal to make with the Weasley twins. What does he want, and why...? Draco gives Harry a hair-cut... Draco finds a new use for InstaChange, and tests it out with Lana... disguised as Harry!

Hermione threatens to quit singing at the club (Don't worry, she's kidding!)... A pop quiz in Defense class. Hermione scores the highest (surprise, surprise), but she's failed, too! What happened? And what does Fiora do about it?... Harry has a talk with Dumbledore about Fiora... The gang is at Gringotts. Who gets a glare? Draco and Lana watch a soap opera... Highlight of the chapter: thoughts of Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter wearing loin cloths...

A useless fluffy chapter. Harry and Lana fluff. Draco and Ginny fluff. Draco-pretending-to-be-Harry and Lana fluff.

More fluff!!! (It's a Valentine's thing.) Draco says to Ginny, "I love you, Weasley", but we all know he doesn't mean it. Surprise guests to the Miami trip are announced. More fluff.

THE LONG-AWAITED MIAMI TRIP!!! WHOOHOO!!! Hmm... someone loses their virginity... the Hogwarts fellowship breaks up... and Draco talks on the phone!!! Why is there a phone line connected to Malfoy Manor?

The gang is back from their vacation, and Professor Fiora is being abnormaly rude. Lana finds out about Draco's schemes.

Christmas at Hogwarts, only five months later than it is supposed to be in the real world, haha. Everyone get's some Christmas gifts. Even Draco has something to receive from Molly Weasley... Lana tells Harry of Draco's schemes... The opening of Club Liberation. Tragedy strikes, but what is it?

Hermione's had a horrible accident after singing at Liberation. What are the effects of the chandelier crashing down on her? On a happier note, Charlie's engaged!!! All of the Weasley's go to meet the new Weasley-to-be, and Harry remains at the castle with Mione. What happens? Also including some minor LanaHarry fluff and some wise cracks by our favorite Slytherin.

In the last chapter, Hermione kissed Harry. How does Harry react to this? Tom Crivellare is back. (Yay... NOT). He flirts with... the fat lady? And what does he want with Dobby? Hermione overhears Lana and Ron talking. Exactly what does she hear? And she is determined to get her memories back. She has a plan, does it succeed?

Everyone finds out that Hermione has her memories back. Ginny shares a passionate kiss with... NEVILLE? Draco and Neville have a fight in the common room. Hermione does something very un-Hermione-like. The team gets detention, and yes, Ron must give Filch a spongebath. (Sorry, Ron, you know I love you)

Harry and Lana get distracted in Detention. Draco and Ginny have a talk, and he asks her to get back together with him. And, alas, Ron must give Filch his sponge bath. But not before... HE FINDS FILCH'S SECRET DIARY!

Ginny arrives in Draco's room disguised as Lana and tells him that "Lana" and Harry are through. Draco sees something that leads him to believe it, and Draco gets a startling revelation about Ginny and Lana Weasley. Lana and Ron have a fight, and Lana gets hurt. Charlie Weasley turns up at Hogwarts with an annoucement. Fred and George are up to their usual no-good, and this time the victims include about every single student at Hogwarts. The Gryffindors and Draco play Truth or Dare. Hermione is forced to make a confession about her relationship with Ron, and worse... Draco is dared to do something dreadful...

Last we heard, Draco went to go get the diary of Ms Fiona Fiora. Did he do it? YES HE DID! Here in chapter 28 we have all the nasty images of the diary, including some things we're all better off not knowing about Argus Filch. ~*~*~wink~*~*~ And for this one time only, Hermione, Lana, and Ginny side with Fiora over Ron, Harry, and Draco. (What's up with THAT?) Also included... a minor Crivellare confrontation... A very sad Dumbledore, and an amused (and generous) Snape.

Dumbledore has been receiving letters from a secret penpal. Who?... Harry writes a will... Draco breaks Harry's heart, and also makes an interesting observation about Harry's relationship with Hermione... Also included in this chapter is some Harry/Lana fluff