Rating:
PG-13
House:
Schnoogle
Characters:
Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Lord Voldemort
Genres:
Romance
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 10/02/2003
Updated: 07/10/2005
Words: 98,791
Chapters: 29
Hits: 17,505

Harry Potter and the Adventure He Affectionately Calls Life

lost_in_the_rain

Story Summary:
This is just an introduction. Here we meet all the characters, including Ron's cousin from America, Lana. Draco and Harry both fall in love with her, and there's a few laughs from Fred and George. I've written quite a bit of the fic, so you can expect to see new chapters coming quite frequently. For now, anyway.

Chapter 22

Chapter Summary:
Christmas at Hogwarts, only five months later than it is supposed to be in the real world, haha. Everyone get's some Christmas gifts. Even Draco has something to receive from Molly Weasley... Lana tells Harry of Draco's schemes... The opening of Club Liberation. Tragedy strikes, but what is it?
Posted:
05/17/2004
Hits:
294


Lana mixed Harry's hair into a can of Peaches-n-Cream InstaChange. She said the chilling spell and chugged down the contents of the can. Then she looked in the mirror and watched as she transformed into her Harry.

She knocked on Harry's door and heard him answer, "Ron, you don't have to knock. Lana's not here."

With a grin, Lana opened the door.

"Holy shit!" Harry exclaimed. "Who the hell are you?" Lana leaned forward and kissed him. She kissed him with all the familiarity that Harry wouldr what. "Lana?" he questioned, staring at her. "You look like me."

Lana giggled.

"Don't," Harry said. "I don't giggle."

"Sorry."

"Why do you look like me?"

"For the same reason the twins wanted to look like Ron on Herm's birthday."

"What's the prank?"

"The joke was on me, Harry." Lana sat down on his bed. "I found a few cans of InstaChange."

"So the twins got some business. What's the problem in that."

"Did you know that Draco Malfoy paid them four times the original cost for this stuff?"

"No," Harry said slowly. "Why?"

"Didn't Draco give you a haircut?"

Harry ran his hands through his hair self-consciously. "Yeah. Why?"

Lana sighed. "Draco kept the hair and used it to be you. Then he would come up here and um... yeah... I only found out because I had gone to Slytherin to finish Fiora's project." Lana's words were rushing now. "And I dropped my quill and had to get it and I saw it, but Harry, you gotta believe me when I say I didn't know that he was Draco and not you."

It was weird, but Harry took her in his arms. "You feel different," he whispered to her.

"Of course. I miss my body. How much longer until I get out?"

Harry looked at the clock as she buried her head in his chest. "Not much," he told her. "And don't worry about Malfoy. I'll take care of him."

"Harry, I didn't know. I mean, it's not like we really did a lot of talking..."

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"I know," he said, putting a finger to her lips, which was kind of odd because they were Harry's lips. "I know." Harry bent down and kissed her, and she closed her eyes and tried to imagine that she was back in her body, her slim arms reaching around his neck.

"This is weird," she said, then blinked in surprise at the sound of her own voice. "Am I back?"

"Hey, you," Harry whispered, pulling her back to him again.

Lana kissed him back with her own lips and her own smile. She sighed contentedly as she rested in her boyfriends arms and thought about how wonderful he was.

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Harry felt he had covered up his anger fairly well. Lana had left his room later on, and Harry had just crumpled up eight parchments worth of Defense homework. He put a can of InstaChange into his pocket and stormed out of the Gryffindor Tower, ready to slam it into Draco Malfoy's pretty little face.

"Going somewhere?" Professor Snape sneered.

"Yeah," Harry responded. "To look for you, actually."

"Oh really?" The Potions Professor's face registered surprise. "And to what do I owe the honor?"

"Draco Malfoy has been using this-" he held up the InstaChange and Snape took it- "to transform into me and spend time with Lana."

"Preposterous. Draco would never do such a thing."

"Yes, he would."

Professor Snape opened the can and gulped down its contents. "What evidence do you have?" he asked, throwing the can down the hallway. "Good day, Mr. Potter."

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Tomás Crivellare leaned on the frame of his door, his head cocked to the left and an amused smile on his face. He watched Severus walk away, his robes billowing behind him. He watched as young Harry Potter rooted to the ground, his body trembling in fury. And after young Harry Potter decided to walk away, Tomás picked up the can of InstaChange. He noted down the makers address and threw the can in the trash.

It was like he always said: "If you can't have Polyjuice, settle for the next best thing...
as long as the next best thing wasn't made by a Muggle."

"Harry!" he called out.

Harry turned around. "Hello, Mr. C."

"Hello, Harry. How are you?"

"I've been better. And you?"

"Can't complain."

Harry nodded, clearly wondering why he was making small talk with Dumbledore's guest. "That's good, I guess..."

"How's the club going?"

This seemed to spark the boys interest. "It's going great! Mione's so amazingly talented! And she's so clever, too!" He shook his head in amazement.

"When's the opening?"

"It was originally scheduled for January fifteenth. But everything's ready, and Mione feels prepared, so New Years Day marks the opening of Club Liberation."

"Liberation?" Tomás frowned in distaste. "Dear, whoever thought up that name ought to be drowned in that lak>

Harry frowned.

"Well, liberation means freedom. What are you freeing them from?" Tomás wanted to know.

"The pressures of everyday life," Harry responded immediately. Then he hesitated. "And I'm sort of freeing myself."

"Oh?" Tomás looked interested.

"Yeah. I mean, I have all these titles, but I haven't done anything. I want to be free of all of that. The club is my own project. Here at Hogwarts, I'm the Gryffindor Seeker. And don't get me wrong, I love Quidditch. But if McGonagall hadn't seen me catch Neville's Remembrall in our first year, I never would have been on the team. And 'The Boy Who Lived'? Please. I didn't mean to do whatever I didIt just... happened... Am I glad that his power was gone? Absolutely. And at the close of every year, I know I'll have to face some challenge. It's kind of a routine."

"What do you mean?"

Harry chuckled bitterly. "Harry Potter defeats Voldemort and saves the word," he said.

Tomás rolled his eyes. "My dear boy, you give yourself too much credit. Was it not your precious Ron and Mione that got you there in your first year? And you had help from the phoenix in your second year. And we all know you cheated during the Triwizard Tournament. More than once, actually... and I must say you had quite a bit of help in the Department in June, wouldn't you agree?"

"But-"

"Are you supporting him, Mr. Crivellare?" Harry asked, staring at him in shock.

"Of course not," he responded smoothly. "I was merely making conversation. Good day, Harry."

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Harry woke up on Christmas morning and looked over at the tree. There were a few presents underneath it, presents from him and Ron to each other, and him and Ron to the girls, who would be coming later.

"Happy Christmas, , stretching lazily. "Are the girls here yet?"

Harry was about to tell him no when there was a knock at the door. "Yeah." He got up and opened it to find himself staring at a huge shopping bag.

"A little help here," the bag said in Lana's voice.

Harry took the bag from her and placed its contents under the tree. "Happy Christmas, Lana," he said to her softly.

"Merry Christmas, Harry. I love you." She wrapped her arms around his neck and smiled against his lips as he kissed her.

Ginny looked from Harry and Lana to Ron and Hermione. "Ahem. Some of us would like to go back to sleep. Can we open the presents already?"

Hermione jumped off of Ron's lap. "I love you, Ron, but I'm with Gin. Let's open!"

Harry sat down next to Ron and pulled Lana next to him. She leaned his head on her shoulder and he rested his head on hers, inhaling the scent of wildflowers from her hair.

"Ginny," Harry said. "Why don't you do the honors."

Ginny blinked, obviously surprised. "I... um... okay." She picked up the first package on top of the massive pile. "To Hermione from me."

Hermione opened the card and read it. "Thanks, Gin," she said with a genuine smile. A peice of paper fell from the card. "This certificate is good for five galleons worth of merchandise at Florrish and Blotts,"y! Thank you!"

"You're welcome," Ginny mumbled, embarrassed. She picked up the next present and handed it out.

There were some great presents under the tree. Harry gotten a pair of new grips for Quidditch from Ron, the usual batch of sweets from Hermione, and a hunter green sports jacket from Lana. It matched his eyes perfectly. "I know what I'm wearing opening night," he said, kissing her in thanks. Harry had given some great gifts as well. To Ginny, he had given a new quill and a special ink that wrote in every color of the rainbow. He had gotten Hermione a blank book that was enchanted to never run out of pages. (Harry was going to get one for Ginny instead of the quill and ink set, but was afraid it would remind her of Tom Riddle and the diary). He had gotten Ron a broom polishing kit, and he had gotten Lana a watch. The card on it was simple: A watch to let you know that I will love you until the end of time.

"To Hermione," Ginny read. "With love from Ron and Lana."

Hermione frowned in confusion, reaching for the package. She unwrapped it carefully and revealed a jewelry box. She drew in her breath as she opened it. "Ron and Lana Weasley, you both have some explaining to do." She held up a tiara, engraved with ivy patterns and tiny diamonds and sapphires glittering in the morning sunlight. "It's beautiful."

Lana beamed, but shrugged as if Hermione's reaction was no big deal. "We... um... hoped you would wear it opening night."

Harry grinned. "It'll match, 'Mione. It'll match perfectly."

"Thank you so much," Hermione said in a whisper. "It's beautiful." She hugged Lana, then hugged Ron. "I love you."

"I love you, too."

"Merry Christmas, everyone," Lana said, stretching in Harry's arms.

"Well," Ron said, gathering all the ripped paper into a pile. "There's a few more." He reached under his bed and pulled out a huge box. "Presents from home," he explained, opening it and peering inside. "Most are the same size. I bet they're all sweaters."

"Good," Harry said. "They're so comfortable and warm."

Ron grumbled. The first box he picked up happened to be his. He opened it and held up a sweater and a package of fudge. "I was right. Sweaters." Ron continued to grumble over how he hated marroon, but handed out the rest of the packages. Harry and Ginny had been recieving the sweaters already, but this was a first for Hermione and Lana. Hermione's was a very flattering shade of gray, and Lana's was a shade of blue that matched her eyes in the same way Harry's jacket matched his: perfectly.

"There's two more in here," Ron said. "And no one left to receive a sweater." He reached in. "To Lana, from George and Fred."

Lana frowned. "What do they want with me now?" she sighed, extending her arms to take a box that contained a half a dozen cans of InstaChange.

Ron's jaw dropped in jealousy. "They NEVER let me have InstaChange for free. NEVER." As Ron continued to rant and rave, he didn't notice the look of sadness on Lana's eyes. Harry supportively put his arm around her waist.

"Hey. Don't worry about it. I'll take care of everything."

"There's one more in there, Ron," Hermione told him, also oblivious to Lana's sudden sadness.

"Another sweater," Ron said. He looked at the tag. "To Draco." Everyone looked at Ginny. "Gin? Why does Malfoy recieve a sweater?"

"I..." Ginny looked down at her slippers. "I never told mom what happened. I just stopped mentioning him."

"Gin-" Ron sighed.

"'Gin' nothing!" she snapped. "Ron, my older brother cannot be there to protect me from everything! Mom's not going to be a grandmother before Percy, Bill, and Charlie are married. Everything's fine. Really." She collected her presents. "Thanks for the gifts, guys," she said. "Ron, I know you love me, but sometimes I wish you'd lay off a bit." She walked out, and Ron ran after her.

"Well..." Harry said, trying to break the awkward silence between the three of them.

"I think I'll just go wait for Ron somewhere else." She gathered her gifts. "Happy Christmas, Harry and Lana."

"Happy Christmas, 'Mione," he said before she left.

"Did I say Merry Christmas?" Lana asked, a sly grin on her face.

"I must have missed it," Harry responded, grinning back.

"Merry Christmas, Harry Potter. I love you."

"Happy Christmas, Lana Weasley. I love you, too." He kissed her softly, she returning his kiss with an equal tenderne for a minute and stared lovingly into her eyes. Then he smiled and leaned forward again. Lana expect him to kiss her, and closed her eyes according, but Harry had other plans. He gently blew the hair away from her face. She smiled at this, keeping her eyes closed as she drifted off into thought. "What are you thinking of?" Harry whispered warmly in her ear as he whisked her off her feet and kicked the door closed.

"You," she whispered back. "And how lucky I am that I have you." She laced her hands in his. "And how badly it will hurt if you ever leave."
Harry chuckled, squeezing her arm. "I'm not going anywhere," he told her. "You can't get rid of me that easily."

At this, she opened her eyes, still in his arms. She was apparently trying to think of something to say, but couldn't do so. "Well," she said. "That's good. Because right here, right now, this is how I always want to be."

"Like I said. I'm not going anywhere. And, from the looks of things, neither are you."

"Promise?"

"I promise I'm not going anywhere," he told her gently, kissing her forehead. "And I promise that you're not going anywhere for a while."

Lana looked at him, then grinned. "Did I wish you Merry Christmas yet?"

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For someone who nearly gave herself a heart attack every time a Professor announced a surprise quiz, Hermione was oddly calm in the few hours before the club was to open. She sat herself down in her dressing room and ran a brush through her hair over and over until it was soft and shiny. She looked at a magazine clipping of a witch with a very fancy hairdo and wondered how to do it on her hair. Hermione reached for the hairspray and bobby pins, then placed them back down. She pulled out her wand pointed it at hertly pulled into a fancy ponytail with curls. Another spell later, her face was made up. Hermione didn't want to look like a diva. She didn't want layers upon layers of make up. Nor did she want to go out on that stage plain, either. Now that that was taken care of, she had her dress and shoes to put on. The dress was Hermione's favorite. It was absolutely gorgeous. It was a strange combination of blue and gray with tiny sequins sewed in so that she shimmered in the spotlight. Hermione thought it reminded her of the dress that Cinderella wore in the cartoon classic. She slipped into heels and returned to her vanity table, picking up the tiara Ron and Lana had given her with great care. She smiled at the twinkling gems and placed it on her head, securing it with a bobby pin or two. Opening night, she thought to herself in marvel. Wow. Poor Harry must be a nervous wreck.

As if he had read her thoughts, he knocked on the door. "'Mione? May I come in?"

"Sure, Harry," she said. "I'm just putting on the finishing touches."

Harry opened the door as Hermione fastened the necklace she had received for her birthday on her neck. "Wow, 'Mione! You look great!" mal (Web)" align="left" style="margin: 1.74mm 0.00mm 1.74mm 0.00mm; padding: 0.00mm 0.00mm 0.00mm 0.00mm; ">

Hermione blushed. "Thanks, Harry."

"So how are you?"

"Not as nervous as I thought I would be," she said honestly.

"Well, that's good, since I'm nervous enough for the two of us!"

Hermione laughed. "Don't be."

"I shouldn't be," Harry admitted. "But I am. Here it is, after months of plans and rehearsals and sleepless nights. Opening night of my club."

"And you're ready for this, Harry," she said supportively, hugging him close so that their foreheads touched. "I won't let you down."

"I know, 'Mione. I know." He kissed her forehead. "You'll be great. You'll bring us in galleons galore."

Hermione blushed. "Let's just get through tonight first."

"Right." Harry cleared his throat. "Ron, Lana, and Ginny should be here in a few minutes. I told Ginny to bring an escort, but I'm not sure if that worked out... And I guess you're on in an hour."

"I'll be ready." Hermione took off her shoes and wandered onto the stage, the floor cold beneath her stockinged feet. The lights were all off, the chairs were all empty. Then theeasleys.

Lana screamed when she saw her. "Look at you, Hermione! You look SO beautiful!"

"Thanks, Lana," Hermione said, grinning.

"Where's my girlfriend?" Ron asked, trying to break into the girl hug. He stared at her in shock. "Hermione, I cannot even put into words how amazing you look tonight." He presented her with a single red rose and kissed her. "I love you so much."

"Hey," came Draco's familiar drawl. "For a mudblood, you look halfway decent."

Hermione looked up at Draco, knowing full well that that was the Slytherin translation for "you look nice." "Thanks, Draco," she said.

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"Malfoy," Harry said coldly. "What are you doing here?"

"Look, Potter," he looked around. "And Weasleys, since you're all here. And Granger, since you're here, too. I'm sorry for what happened in Miami. Ginny, really. If I could go back in time and change things, I would. I didn't mean to, it just happened. Lana, I miss our friendship. Hell, Potter and Weasley, I even miss getting along with you two, too! I don't expect you to forgive me very easily, and Ginny, I don't expect you to forgive me at all, but it's the truth. Ever since I've started being around you, I'm doing more apologizing than I've ever done, and quite frankly, it's a bit scary. And all jokes aside, Potter, I know how excited you are about this opening, and I just want you to know that I'm excited for you." Draco took a nervous breath, looking around for a reaction.

Hermione broke the silence first. "Did you bring an escort?"

Draco exhaled in relief, then st aware I was supposed to."

"I'll sit with you," Ginny offered.

"Gin, you don't have to," Ron told her.

"I know. I want to."

"Then it's settled," Hermione said cheerfully. "Draco and Ginny will be sitting together." She looked up at the clock. "I'll be backstage. I'll see you guys in a few minutes!"

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Ginny, and Draco took their seats as more and more people filed into the club. Fred and George came in aruging over which one of them looked better. The six of them chatted idly while the rest of the seats were filling up fast. Professors Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Snape came to watch, and Mr. Crivellare joined them.

"Hello, Professors! Hello, Mr. Crivellare! So glad you all could come" Harry greeted them.

"Hello, Harry!" Professor Dumbledore said. "You've quite outdone yourself. It looks spectacular. And I do love some good music, especially by a Hogwarts student!"

"Especially by a Gryffindor!" Professor McGonagall chimmed in.

Professor Snape just mumbled.

"Well, actually, we were scheduled to open in the middle of January instead of tonight, New Years Eve, and Lana said that around the middle of January was Martin Luther King Day and Malfoy asked if he was a womens liberationist and that's how the idea of liberation got stuck in my head."

"This was Malfoy's idea?" Professor Snape asked.

"Indirectly, yes."

"Potter, have I told you that this club has a fabulous name?" Snape joked.

"Ah," Professor Dumbledore said. "Martin Luther King. I actually met him a few times. Wonderful man."

"Right..." Harry said. "If you'll excuse me..." He ran backstage. "Hermione! Five minutes!" He turned and walked down a corridor, pushing through the heavy velvet curtains. Now Harry stood on stage and hundreds of Hogwarts students and other witches and wizards from around look on. He tapped the microphone on the stage to make sure it was working. "Erm..." he said into the mircophone. "Hi. I'm Harry Potter, and this is Club Liberation."

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Harry looked out at the audience from the stage. "I am so excited to be presenting to you tonight the opening of my club. There are some people I would like to thank in advance. To my mum and dad, Lily and James Potter, I wish you could have seen me tonight." Harry smiled sadly. He looked at Ron, who flashed him a grin. He looked at Lana, who mouthed 'I love you' at him. "Um... I guess I also need to thank Profegall, and all the other Professors at Hogwarts for their support. Um..." Harry laughed nervously. "I really should have prepared a speech or something." He paused as a photographer from The Quibbler and another one from Teen Witch Weekly took a picture of him. "Oh! Here's someone I never thought I'd be thanking. Draco Malfoy for the name Liberation. And then I need to thank my girlfriend, Lana Weasley, for her endless support. I need to thank Ronald Weasley for his support and encouragement and for letting me use his girlfriend. And I most definitely need to thank Miss Hermione Granger." He beckoned for her to come on stage. "'Mione, none of this would have been possible without your talent," he told her, taking her hand and kissing her cheek, ignoring the flashes from the press. "Thank you." The audience burst into applause. "And now I present to you Miss Hermione Granger and the opening of Club Liberation!"

The audience applauded as Harry handed Hermione a microphone and stepped off the stage. As the music started and Hermione sighed contentedly, Harry slipped into the background, behind the reporters and viewers. He leaned against the wall and smiled contentedly, watching the audience watch Hermione. She was great, and she looked great. Everything looked great. The balloons hovered magically in the air. Professor Flitwick had helped him do that. It was the same spell he had used in their first year when he had put golden bubbles to decorate the Christmas tree in the Great Hall. The house elves had cooked up quite a bunch of snacks and drinks, and Harry had hired ghosts to serve the guests. Ghosts were perfect; because they were transparent, the h them, not having their view obstructed. The chandelier sparkled above Hermione, raining down rose petals on occasion. It was a beautiful chandelier. Everyone thought so. Mr. Crivellare had stared at it for a few minutes upon arriving, and even Professor Snape had given a grunt of approval.

Hermione had finished her first song and was basking in the glow of the applause from the audience. Someone whistled, and Harry assumed it was either one of the twins or Ron. Hermione waved at the audience and grinned. She truely belonged up there, Harry marveled. She sang her second song, and then her third. The audience loved her.

"Something to drink, Mr. Potter?" one of the ghosts asked.

"Oh, yes please. Water."

The ghost left and returned a minute later with his drink.

"Thanks."

The ghost bowed again, leaving to attend to other guests. Harry sipped his water and listened to Hermione sing. Things were perfect. Nothing could go wrong. Harry closed his eyes and listened to the sounds of the opening night, wanting to remember this night forever. He heard Hermione singing, he heard the audience beg her for more. He heard the ghosts faintly ask the guests if they needed anything, and he heard the guests either accept or decline. He heard the rattling of the jewels on the chandelier as it shook, he heard the dull hum of the air conditioning and the faint whispers of the rose petals being scattered.

Harry's eyes flew open. The rattling of the jewels on chandelier as it shook? He looked at it, and it was indeed shaking. That's not supposed to happen, Harry thought, growing increasingly worried. Harry, get her off that stage, he ordered himself. Now. "'Mione!"

But Hermione didn't hear him. Harry tried to maneuver himself through tables and chairs and feet, but he couldn't do it fast enough. The chandelier rattled more and more, and Harry watched in horror as it fell towards"'Mione! Move!"

The chandelier hit her and the jewels scattered and shattered. The audience gasped in horror, and the photographers didn't waste an opportunity to take pictures. Harry ran onto the stage and looked at Hermione. There were several cuts on her face and arms, and her hair was matted with blood.

"Hermione?" Ron choked out, cradling her in his arms. "Harry, what the hell happened?"

"I don't know," Harry answered, shocked. He looked up to where the chandelier had fallen from, and his face tensed visibly.

"What?" Lana asked, seeing his face.

Harry pointed. Written in blood red paint were three words:

"Voldemort was here."


Author notes: My computer is very weird. I actually have almost double the fanfic written, it's just not able to get uploaded. If you would like me to send it to you via e-mail, please e-mail me at [email protected]