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What happened to a certain character's property after he died? The Wisconsin Court of Appeals had a real headache to deal with... Inspired by a discussion on A.J. Hall's LiveJournal after OotP's release. Refers to characters from Lust Over Pendle.

A songfic to Rodger's And Hammerstein's Cinderella, "Stepsister's Lament." An otherwise more or less normal day for Hermione until she walks into the Great Hall to find Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley enjoying the company of each other just a little too much for Hermione. Appearing as both Stepsisters, Hermione is the star of this story. Ah, curse them teenage hormones.

In appreciation of the author's inclusion of more humorous stories, the Hogwarts students invite me to spend sometime with them in their world. A continuation of sorts from "I Panicked."

Long before Hermione wore buns, a little boy named Tommy Riddle lived in a rundown old orphanage. When Orion Jensen and his young apprentice Albus Dumbledore discover the boy's magical powers, complications lead to anger, and anger leads to another segment in the saga. The Phantom Vampire attacks!!

Holidays at Happy Wizards Retirement Home are always exciting! Pancake breakfasts with Bingo make them even MORE exciting, though Hermione apparently hates both pancakes and bingo. Will Harry stay awake long enough for the festivities? Will Ginny remember what she was doing five minutes ago? Find out here in the third HAPPY WIZARDS RETIREMENT HOME!

The Sorcerer's Stone movie gets a makeover- along with some help from a really pervy Snape, Gryffindor bashing, and more references to obscure 80's cult movies than you can shake a bowtruckle at!

Harry's feet continued to carry him towards Snape's office, while his mind was battered relentlessly by comments such as, "I'm sure kissing Snape would be wonderful, even if he doesn't brush his teeth," and "You know what they say about men with big noses."

Draco gets a traumatizing flashback and sees someone he had hoped to forget.

Draco has a problem in the, uh, bathroom. How will he solve his predicament? And how does Hermione fit in the picture?

VOLDEMORT! The Musical: The breathtaking story of the young, sinister Tom Riddle and his ascent to power as You-Know-Who! ``Rita Skeeter's defamation of the show only covered one page! ``Ludo Bagman BETS it will run on Diagon Alley for years to come! ``Includes the hit songs "Defying Mortality," "Suddenly, Slughorn," and "Boy Who Lived"!

A mysterious pumpkin pie arrives for Harry at the Gryffindor table one morning. Everyone who takes a bite and washes it down with a nice glass of pumpkin juice starts acting a little out of character. Snape is nice, Harry has the hots for Hermione, and Ron is a Death Eater. Can Hermione figure out why everyone is acting so weird?!

Summer vacation takes an unexpected turn when Harry's fantasy comes to life. Includes Draco Malfoy in a pink tutu.

After the third task of the Triwizard Tournament, Sirius seeks solace in Remus' company. A slashy short.

Harry has at last defeated Voldemort, and the wizarding world rejoices – that is, almost all of them. Professor Flitwick finds love in an unusual place, and Fawkes the phoenix makes a new friend. Featuring an amazing bit of vocal work by Lucius Malfoy. A parody of the musical "Oklahoma!"

There's something strange about Lavender's pet rabbit Binky... (American version)

This is a blatant parody of Mary Sue fics. -- Mary Sue is headed to Hogwarts... but nothing goes the way she expects.

Harry attends the reading of his father's will and learns more about himself and his father than he ever could have imagined. For a Fandom Cliché Challenge.

Just a short parody about the night Lily and James died using the song "I Will Always Love You"... I've been told its a little sad...

A horrible rumour has been spreading through the Wizarding community that Draco Malfoy is predictable! In order to suppress this vicious lie, Draco devises a not so clever scheme to prove the world wrong. But to his chagrin everyone else is acting strangely out of character. Just what on earth is going on in Hogwarts?

Father—``All of Hogwarts has gone crazy, and you need to come here and put it all to rights. Please hurry.``Your son,``Draco``P.S. This is all Potter’s fault.

[ONE-SHOT] Confessions and revelations were made under the moonlight. [Harry/Draco]

Draco Malfoy is beset by the greatest question of all. To shag or not to shag Harry Potter? A play and parody based on quotes from Shakespeare's Hamlet.

What happens when a bunch of people are forced to participate in a dreidel dueling game?

The rare..The endangered...Peter Mary-Sue!! A parody of Mary-Sue.

His hands were larger than he remembered, and it sickened him in some distant chamber of his mind, made him feel clumsy, grotesque, dirty. The shape of his fingernails made him want to claw at the walls - they were bitten nearly to the quick; he couldn’t remember chewing them.``A single red drop rolled down his chin and fell into his shirt sleeve. His top teeth dug into his lower lip - deep, raw, chapped and gnawed.``So this was the result of fear?

It's Ginny Weasley's sixth year, and she's about had it with love. How can something that's supposed to be so wonderful make a person ache so much inside? Why does her heart seem to want what it can never have? Will Ginny be proven wrong by a fateful turn of events at the Yule Ball?

Ever wondered what it is like inside a wizarding STI clinic? Draco never cared, but then one day, he found himself thrown upon their goodwill. A place where surnames don't matter if you've got your sausage hanging out.

This is a parody of the song "Elephant Love Medley" from Moulin Rouge. This time it's Ron and Hermione doing the singing. What could be better?

Harry fell from his broom during a freak Quidditch accident, and now everyone is acting very strangely. Harry's in love with Oliver Wood, and everyone else is in love with. . . Buddy Holly? Be prepared to not take yourself seriously. A little HP/DM, HP/OW and various other pairings.

Harry Potter/Alice in Wonderland parody; fluff and silliness are rampant.

Blaise Zabini, in a quest to discover his true sex, goes on a journey that takes him to some very unusual places. Featuring a lovely song by Mrs Rowling herself! A parody of the musical "Man of La Mancha."

The sequel to "A Death Eater Meeting That Will Never Happen"! Isn't the title imaginatve? It is a continuation of that epic, poignant story. Plus, it's still a parody (still written before OotP), but includes bits about the second movie, and is even funnier than the first! Wow! I can't believe it's not butter!

"Oh squid, you're the only one who understands me!" cried Harry, after a particularly long angst fest.``"Blub," muttered the squid, rolling it eyes.``A parody of angst fics, and of Harry/Squid parings. Harry is extremely angsty. The squid is annoyed with Harry's angst. Much mayhem ensures.

Ginny is surrounded by (in her opinion) morons, pillocks and generally nutty people. And as if that weren’t bad enough, Draco Malfoy keeps asking her out: again… and again… and again....

What happens when Harry tries to impress a girl, (Cho); Two Rabbit relations try to take over the world; and the Monty Python Gang search for the Holy Grail? MASS CHAOS! (Plus the startling revelation: Crabbe and Goyle ACTUALLY know a word over FOUR LETTERS LONG!!! (Excluding Grunting))

Throw in a prankster first year Gryffindor, Voldemort, and the usual suspects. Stir. Fall of your chair laughing.

With Dumbledore dead and two new teachers at school, it seems that students can't trust anyone their own problems. But, behold! A new advice column has opened, to give advice and support for...Oh, nevermind, it's Smith from Hufflepuff who's writing it.

Some pretty strange things are happening. Harry's fmaily is being nice to him, Hermione's changed a lot, and the teachers are all...well, you'll see. A humorous look at Harry's sixth year.

Join the students of Hogwarts as some embark on a journey to be the ultimate winner of the Muggle reality show "The Challenge." Who will stand alone in the end and win the million Galleons?

Well, what do YOU think would happen if Hermione fell out of a window?

How many of you realise that Monty Python and the Holy Grail has its equivalent story in the Hogwarts universe? I stumbled across an ancient tome, and when I transcibed and translated I found the true story of the French Castle.

Karaoke night in Hogsmeade.

The uniquely American sport of bronco busting takes on a new flair when a Hippogriff is substituted for the usual bull or horse. Watch various Harry Potter characters take on the griff and see who can stay the distance!``Giddyup, ya'll!

It's the Trio's last year at Hogwarts, and something quite unexpected has happened to Ron. All Harry wants is the truth.

This is my take on how the FINAL showdown between our hero Harry and that evil serpent Voldemort will happen! I've been told it's funny... but then again, I'm justifiably insane, so don't hold anything you read against me!

The songs parodied in the work are the property of Tom Lehrer, a writer of humorous songs that have entertained for over a half-century.

If you're looking for a Harry Potter centered fan fic this is not it! This is centered around 7th year Gryffindor, Divination witch, Lavender Brown. See...er...all the sneaking around and stuff that goes on...er yeah.

Sirius has the inside track to the Hogwarts grapevine thanks to Harry.

Your typical stupid, plotless, fluffy, sappy fanfic complete with your American-exchange student, the OC that seduces Harry Potter, and a blissfully happy ending. Harry/OC.

After a nasty fall, Harry is stricken with amnesia. Now it's a race against the clock as Harry struggles to regain his memories before Lord Voldemort can take advantage of his vulnerability. (Response to the Multifandom Soap Opera Cliche Challenge.)

What do Harry and his friends actually DO while they're waiting for us to put them into our stories? And how do they feel about US? A behind-the-scenes glimpse of our favorite characters. **** Pairings: nearly everyone, at one point or another.

Welcome to the World of Courtney Carson, a pessimistic fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. After following the terrible trio as an extracurricular activity for four years, Courtney admits she's taking a liking for the famous Harry Potter. Things can't get any worse when she faces one embarassing situation after another, Harry is in steady relationship with her worst enemy, she gets into a row with her best friend, and someone unexpected asks her out.

HP/Celtic fairy tale crossover. Did you ever wonder how such a bad wizard came to be? Or why Tom Riddle grew up in an orphanage?

Got sick of the same old fics about the heirs to the Founders of Hogwarts? Try a new persepctive here!

When Mary Sue Parody's aunt and uncle are killed in a freak rollercoaster accident, she comes to live in the UK with her mad, long-lost aunt. Strange adventures await her at Hogwarts.

Da da da da daaaaaaaaaa! It's Quidditch Night in Canada! Witness an exciting match from the Stonewall Stormers and Moose Jaw Meteorites, Cedric in a plaid robes, and Avril Lavigne! Because it just isn't a Canadian fic without Avril...

The zoo accident from Dudley's POV.

Night Before Christmas parody, told by sixth-year Lily Evans. Slightly sick, yet touching.

[Slash] In which the author parodies herself in a self-insertion Mary Sue-ish masterpiece after spending a little too much time reading certain journals and communities at LiveJournal.

Molly Price has made a fic good enough to be accepted to Fiction Alley School of Writing about Witchcraft and Wizardry! With her friends Marylin Susan (unfortunately named by her parents) and Uncle Voldie (Formerly Voldemort, the most evil villian this side of the Mississippi, whose former life Molly has a crush on) will she find her way in Fiction Alley?

A strange virus attacks Hogwarts and causes a peculiar epidemic. Severe oddness warning. Also, not nice to Harry!

Top notch Daily Prophet Susan Bones is Kate Kinsel and the Fellytones' biggest fan. Follow her as she attempts to figure out the secret behind the most popular wizarding band ever! Read news articles, song lyrics, quotes and appearances from all your favorite characters. Why is there a shortage of Ice Mice in the United Kingdom? Why have the Chudley Cannons started selling out all of their games? Who are Charlie and Tonks dating? Will Stubby Boardman ever settle down? Will the Weasley Twins ever give a legitimate answer? Keep reading for the answers to these questions and more!

From Chicago, it's 'I Can't Do it Alone' starring Lord Voldemort and Wormtail! Sequins, shouting and stomping!

Eudice Eusyram, everyone’s (least) favorite Mary Sue, returns to fight Dolores Umbridge in the worst sequel ever!

Songs fics based off the great Beatles hits, "Birthday", "Blackbird", "Drive My Car", and "Help From My Friends".

What is Harry's seventh year going to be like? Some of my (satirical) speculations.

Incredibly stupid, confectionary sacrilege, and an Evil Auction. Draco wears pink and prances. Lucius is in denial. Uncle Voldie needs money. What more can you ask for in a badfic?

Gromit reveals to Wallace he's an Animagus and flies him to Hogwarts.

The students were desperate for relief. A professor was in need of mercy. One solution provided relief to them all. It came at a price.

What do Dementors do in their free time? This one-shot ponders the existence of tea rooms in Azkaban, and ponders that vital question: who finished the milk and didn't buy a new bottle?

To win a ticket on the grandest ship in the world, from a lucky hand of strip poker, is no doubt extremely excitining. But also to find the love of your life in just a few short hours is just amazing. This happens to a young man by the name of Draco Malfoy, who finds his love in another young man named Harry Potter. Together they withstand the wonderful/horrid journey on the R. M. S. Titanic

Two fans of The Boy Who Lived set out on a pilgrimage to get a glimpse of their idol.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione move to darkest Oregon in the Heart Of The Country to get away from city life.

What happens when the author gets involved? Anything! Contains a suitable Mary-Sue, dancing monkeys, EvilManiac!Dumbledore, and much more funnyness! It is very much funny!

It’s Lord Voldemort, the Dark Lord of the Death Eaters, versus Professor Eudice Eusyram, the sultana of Suedom! Take a wild guess who will win.

Poor little Harry. Always having the bad hair, the big ugly clothes, those horrible glasses. But it doesn't have to be that way, you know.

A parody. Harry finds a very peculiar and perilous handbook, and travels through an unbelievable alternate universe where everything is upside-down.

Once upon a time…is such a cliché. Ginny, Parvati, Lavender…all of my girlfriends have started their autobiographies with those four little words. I hate cliches; they’re just overused, too cheap for my taste. Every fair maiden from here to THE END can use that line.

Welcome aboard Hogwarts Airlines! Please keep all magic out of the aisle and make sure that there are no loose bolts in your brain. Thank you for flying with us, we hope you live to make the return trip!

A story filled with cunning and deceit, romantic intrigue and heartbreak, and American Exchange Students. The sequel to "A Fanfic Unlike Any Other Fanfic" and based on many cliches in the fandom, mostly those about OCs. This includes Harry/OC, Draco/OC/ another OC (no slash), Lucius/OC, Lily/Narcissa, James/OC/Draco (no slash). As you can tell, it gets... strange....

Harry and Draco have joined a new Hogwart's dueling club. Harry is winning and has just been tipped off on a spell by a Weasley twin. Draco is desperate to beat him. The next thing that happens is complete "Magical Karma".

When Harry walked into the Great Hall at the start of his sixth year, his entire world turned upside-down.

Anyways, you know when you get a clog in your sink and you don't know what to do? You run to your parents or the unclogging stuff under the sink. Well, imagine you didnt have either. What would you do then? Ron and Harry have a suggestion that you might want to think about.

Chicago. 1944. Severus Snape is a private detective, hardened by his service as a cop and now in his new line of business. Remus Lupin is a hardened criminal, Snape's arch-nemesis. But what truly happened between the 16 year old versions of these men in the summer of 1929? ~AU Film-Noir fic, Potterverse style.~

When great heroes are spoken of, how shall I pass over you, oh Harry Potter? A hymn of praise to the Boy Who Lived, written in the style of the Homeric Hymns.

Unexpected visitors from other universes throw Hogwarts into confusion. Will Harry save the day once again? Will the visitors save Harry from a fate worse than death? And who's this other villain with red eyes?

Just a short parody from a scene when the famous trio found the writings on the wall[the second film]

Bored while JKR writes the next novel, the characters try to kill some between-books down time with a disastrous baseball game.

In which Dumbledore has a Big Secret for our hero, Little Harry. Suffice to say, our hero is a bit less than impressed. Oh, and someone faints.

The sequel to "Cliche? No Way"! Draco is still living with the Weasleys, who find some very weird porcupines, and they discover Ron's secret...! Also, the author writes a very long and confusing paragraph that has absolutely no impact on the story, therefore concluding this lame summary.

Crop-circles, henges, Buckingham Palace encased (only by a third) ``in a briar patch, and the whole of London painted red. The Apocalypse? No, no, ``something more sinister. Such as the dread Hogwarts Seventh Year Pranks.

Harry and Hedwig star in the spinoff of Finding Nemo.

It's time for the Hogwarts Talent Show for a new year. Acts include 'Return of the Dead' and 'Harry and the Prefects'. A must-read for slash fans! H/G, H/D. Character death!

Parody of songfics and weird pairings. Set to "My Beloved Monster" by the Eels. It's weird and disturbing, just to warn you.

She's a witch, she's a witch... How do you know... She turns me into a newt.... Well if the truth be told, the scene really didn't go that way, but Monty Python had to work in our word. Monty Slytherin, however, were free to tell the truth about the Witch.

MacRon wants nothing more than to be Heir of Gryffindor and he will stop at nothing to achieve that. This is a parody of Shakespeare's Macbeth and also makes fun of the cliched aspects of HP fan fics. Nothing is sacred... nothing at all! Staring Harry (Duncan), Viktor (Banquo), Hermione (Lady Macbeth), and Draco (Macduff) and the Desperate girls (Myrtle, Lavender, and Padma).

It came to me when I found a picture of Draco sitting by the fire in the Slytherin Common room.

This is some general oddness about all the characters being odd and doing odd things. Why? Because I said so! And as the author I am allowed to say so.

Based on 'The Very Secret Diaries of the Fellowship'. Tom Riddle's Very Secret Diary the year he discovers the Chamber of Secrets and slowly falls in love with himself....