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Hermione has a dilemma, Lavender has lost all her underwear, Ron gets confused, Harry pole dances, Neville almost kills Hermione and for your own safety please DO NOT go to the library on a Wednesday night. All’s well at Hogwarts then. Not part of Happy Ending

Harry and Hermione must learn the subtle art of forgiveness as they hilariously face every parent’s worst nightmare… their headstrong young daughter is determined to marry the last person they ever expected. Father of the Bride meets Romeo & Juliet…HP Style!! Starts out in Harry’s point of view and alternates every other chapter. Funny and sweet!

Someone is clowning around at Snape's expense, or so Snape thinks.

As the trio starts to drift apart, they enter their 6th year at school. Will Harry and Hermione share their feelings for eachother? How about Ron's feelings for Hermione?``Two characters will truly find 'Love at Last'.

The brave men and women of the Ministry of Magic work tirelessly each day to ensure the safety of the Wizarding world. Unfortunately, they never expected to encounter the likes of a dumpster-diving Remus Lupin.

It is the Marauder era and it's sixth year. Come along for a wild ride that starts with a seemingly harmless carnival. More romance in later chapters.

Ron makes Harry get out of bed to go to Quidditch practice; later, Harry makes Ron decide he never wants to get out of bed again. Slashy fluff.

Ginny's in dire need of a job--FAST! Harry & Draco are in dire need of a secretary--FAST! Unwanted emotions, jealousy, and overprotectiveness ensues. Will this trio be able to work together in perfect harmony?

Everyone knows Voldemort's coming - no one knows when. Everyone's preparing for the worst. Harry and Ron do research (gasp!). Crookshanks figures prominently. And what on earth is up with Hermione and the Weasley twins?

Shortly after Christmas 1995, Sirius wakes up in the middle of the night to find Remus brewing a potion. Or at least trying to. Remus explains his reasons, which involve a few insecurities that Sirius never knew about. Sirius, in turn, helps Remus out with a few well-chosen words. Or at least, he tries to.

Draco Malfoy finds himself constantly thrown in the path of Ginny ``Weasley, but will he let her catch a glimpse of who he really is? Will Harry and Hermione ``finally tell each other how they feel? And will Parvati be able to find happiness ``again? D/G, H/Hrm and R/P.

Here for the first time ever is the collection of correspondence between Neville and Luna during the summer before their 7th/6th year at Hogwarts. Trevor is acting odd, Neville is confused, and Luna smells a conspiracy.

A little story starring the Sorting Hat. It's a bit diffrent, not something you see everyday. I've never seen it before anyway. Makes you smile! Please R&R! :-) Thanks

Harry first met the Weasleys at the train station. Right?``When he is seven, Harry goes to the Zoo with the Dursleys. He runs into a family of funny people with red hair, and decides to follow them around all day.

James and Lily have a fight and make up. Sirius and Remus put on makeup and make out.

The story of Lily Evans, and her years at Hogwarts. Learn why she and James just can't get along, what her gift is, why Snape hates James, and find out about the rest of her friends. More amusement than drama, kinda fluffy. Teaches authors a lesson as to why they should not give friends cameos.

“Malfoy, I was just kidnapped by Crabbe and Goyle.”``Draco is sick. There is one person he wants to visit him.``“I did not kidnap you!” He paused. “Crabbe and Goyle did. I simply hired them to do it.”``But what if he won't come on his own accord?

It's seventh year, Hermione's accidentally fallen out of the closet, and Ginny is mostly at fault. So they form a Gay-Straight Alliance at Hogwarts to combat the homophobic schemes of local Gossip Queen Lavender Brown. The club will revolutionize Hogwarts, but will we ever find out exactly what (or who) it is that Hermione wants? Also featuring rebellious!Ginny, Harry and his mystery man, and political T-shirts. Have fun! (contains femmeslash and slash).

Excepts from Harry, Ron and Hermione's post-GoF summer correspondence, helped along by Fred and George's newest toy.

Ginny and Draco, a tentatively engaged couple, risk the notoriously couple-breaking task of... grocery shopping. Will their love survive? Will Ginny get all the groceries on her list? Will Draco stop torturing the checkout girl? Will their engagement survive? (Co-written with Danelle)

Remus is acting like a sixth-former with a crush, and now the object of his affections has invited him home to meet her parents. On paper, he doesn't think he passes muster, but will he let his insecurities get the better of him?

Remus runs, but he can never escape the beast inside of him. Nobody knows his secret. Will one moonlit night--and one girl caught in it--change all that?

The beginning of 5th Year - the Weasley twins, aided by a cute transfer from the Salem Institute, wreak havoc on Hogwarts. What has gotten into Malfoy? Rated PG-13 for mild swearing.

This fic is from the point of view of a book...which Hermione has been reading all the time! Needless to say, it gets a little ticked.

What is this fascination I have with Draco? It’s not love, I can tell you that. I have no illusions of candlelight dinners or gentle caresses. I want him. I lust for him. He makes me incredibly horny. ``Will Harry get what he wants? Featuring Lusting!Harry and ConfusedButHandsy!Draco. Mention of leather pants :)

Spoof. An unfortunate Potions experiment makes Snape live through his many fanfiction incarnations. Dumbledore and Hermione watch.

Hogwarts students need money too. And Hogsmeade *is* the cool place to work.

What Draco did one afternoon when Ginny wasn't at home.... A point-what-point one-shot that's a little bit sexy and a little bit silly. (D/G, obviously)

One week throught the eyes of everyone. Books, clothing, shoes, and more objests go flying through the air!

The Marauders play a prank on Lily Evans that will forever change their lives.

Four unlikely people trapped in the dungeon? A perfect recipe for Truth or Dare! Much whining, snogging, and Snape acting like a teenage girl.

Of all the possible reasons Harry could have to want Voldemort out of the way....

We know that events in the magical world can influence us Muggles. However, when there's something as big as the Football World Cup 2006, it also works the other way round...

Summary: A SS/HG story of food, passion and surly house-elves. In which we take an immediate hard right turn off the beaten canon to Silly Alternative Universe Land. A pinch of parody. A dash of cliché. Toss in a few OC’s and stir well. Serve hot.

Harry has just learned a new spell that can send him through time and place. The night after that, Hermione has a dream that Harry dies. Does it come true?

Parvati can’t stop crying, Draco can’t get a break, and Ron wears nothing but a towel the whole time. Valentine’s is a really crappy day. Except for Ron wearing nothing but a towel the whole time. R/D, H/P

Delve into the life of the little-known matron of Malfoy Manor. It's a lot of work grooming Draco to be a Death Eater, you know.

A short, sweet, and derange ickle fic for laughs. Malfoy has a *WONDERFUL* idea... and Harry and Voldemort are (for once) in the same boat...

Ron did not enjoy Bill and Fleur's wedding. It made him feel sicker than that time when he accidentally mistook those aspirin for Acid Pops. So when a combination of animal lust and too much vodka leads him to find Harry and one of his siblings in his bed, his reaction isn't exactly understanding. Sexual humour and weird, slashy pairings afoot! Written before DH.

A huge fight with Ron leaves Hermione unhappy and absolutely furious. Ron is immature, as usual, and has insinuated that Hermione cannot, and will not, ever learn to play Quidditch. Fuming, Hermione tries to prove him wrong, and in the process, enlists the help of Draco Malfoy. [Draco/Hermione, possible Harry/Hermione, mild language]

Missing scene from OotP. Professor McGonagall heads to the Gryffindor common room for a 2:00 a.m. scolding on the night of the Quidditch Cup win, but unwittingly winds up showing her true colors.

A Weasley is a Weasley. A Malfoy is a Malfoy. The two should never clash. But when a potion goes horribly wrong, how will Ginny and Draco cope having to live as each other? And will they be able to reverse it?

Ron Weasley is the ultimate player... smooth, handsome and sexy... but what will happen when he meets his match in a bookworm with no interest in romance? A Ron and Hermione fluff, as silly as can be.

When Lily Evans enters her Seventh Year at Hogwarts to find that she has to work alongside the boy who brings out the worst in her, all sorts of strange things start happening. More than this, she comes to discover that people aren’t always as they seem - there might just be more to them than meets the eye. Follow the ever-quirky Lily Evans through her eventful last year at Hogwarts.

Letters in progression...the results of forced correspondence between two enemies, over the course of 7 days.

"I don't know how, but I had managed to grab hold of a lemon-meringue pie covered in strawberry pink frosting, for the Valentine theme. Once I realized how useful this was in the destruction of Potter, I did not give it another seconds thought; upon reaching him I took the pie and smashed it hard to his face." Does that make you want to read this story? Lily Evans has found her 'someone'. Three guesses who. Find out how James Potter drove Lily as mad as to start a food-fight and what other surprises await her at the hands of the ever-infuriating 'supreme git of the galaxy'.

An ill-planned blackmail attempt turns into a perfect opportunity to resolve the tension between Harry and Draco. But love doesn't necessarily equal trust...

Draco Malfoy considers himself the ruling monarch of Slytherin. When a bizarre accident causes him to spend time with a Hufflepuff, will the Slytherin Prince decide to end his lonely reign?

The love child of me and a 2:30 a.m. sugar rush. Yes, I know this has been done to death, but I couldn't resist. Very short and to the point... Come see the softer side of Draco... that's right, the softer side.

Well, here it is, James and Lily (or Sirius?) romance in a not sort of way, lots of songs, lots of random stuff etc etc. My kinda fic!

Valentine's Day has snuck up again, and is a very dissatisfying holiday to those who are single. Fortunately, that can all be remedied within a day or two, but in a rather...different way than most people would handle such a situation. Includes Remus/Sirius and Lily/James. ````* ````“AGHFILDU!” shrieks Remus. “I’M NOT DECENT!” Sirius peers hungrily over and sees that Remus is very indecent indeed. Remus clutches the sheets to his chest, and bats James away.

"Dear Harry," the letter had read, "I have exciting news! I’ve won a contest, and now we (Ron, Ginny, you and me) are going to America! I’ll explain more later, but now I’ve got to go and pack. You should, too. Our flight leaves tomorrow morning. Tell Ron all of this, and meet Ginny and me at Heathrow Airport (outside the International Terminal) at seven o’clock tomorrow!"...wow...Harry in America? What's gonna happen?

Hermione is pregnant. She cries. Harry and Ron bicker. Crookshanks is annoyed. Carrots abound. Draco Malfoy makes an appearance somewhere because, well, it's not a fic without him IMHO. Mostly H/Hr/R, with a bit of D/G.

The difference between reality and fantasy is only in your head as Rarry Tarter finds out. His search for magic leads him to things beyond his imagination.

Buffy/CCS/HP crossover. Four have been invited. And they are about to get their fill of magic. But as they say, when in England...

Do you wonder why Remus always had a soft spot for Harry? Here is the answer!

Percy Weasley has been demoted to being Fudge's Inspector in the Auror Headquarters. Which means that he must file daily reports on the Aurors. If that wasn't bad enough, Nymphadora Tonks spilled coffee on him on his first day and has seemed to taken to annoying him on a daily basis.

Remus and Minerva bend the laws of nature and love.

Professor McGonagall, Professor Sprout, and Madame Hooch decide that for certain damaging prejudices, a full frontal assault is in order.

It's Bill's stag night, but it's Harry and Ron that seem to be having the most fun. Features hungover Harry and plenty of flashbacks.

Ron catches Hermione in an uncompromising position, and together they must deal with the consequences.

There is, after all, a first time for everything.

"Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform."

Draco needs to study, and when Harry suggests snogging Draco must decide which one of the little voices in his head he should listen to. Featuring Slut!Harry, dirty language, the Malfoy Codebook and a little striptease.

Viktor Krum eyes Hermione from afar before asking her to the Yule Ball... Short and sweet. Oneshot.

Sirius just wanted to read his morning paper over a nice cup of coffee. But when James interrupts him, apparently fleeing from Lily, things get a little out of hand - Sirius's hands, at least...

It's the full moon once again, and the Marauders get ready for a night in the Forest. But Padfoot and Moony seem to have other plans...````“Well, you know, what if our animal forms knew better than us?” Sirius``said, leaning closer to Remus’ startled face. “You still smell good,”``he murmured against his ear, taking a deep breath.````...James and Peter will never know what hit them...````Sirius/Remus slash, because OotP doesn't mean we have to stop writing``happy fics.

We know how the good guys are doing, but what is Voldemort and gang up to now that the war has been started and their cover's blown? An insider's look at the lives of the Death Eaters and Voldemort as they rage war!

This story is based on the Detention Lines thread. It is the story of Morwen and Snape's wedding. Features- Kilt!Snape and most of the detentionees. Pleases read and review.

Ron’s in love with Harry, Harry’s in love with Hermione, and nobody knows who Hermione’s in love with. Ron gets knocked out, Harry gets mad and probably kills Voldemort, and Hermione gets kissed and hurts Malfoy. Severely. Mild slash. It’s actually sort of a comedy about nothing in particular. Mild cursing.

Ginny takes after the twins and tends to pull the pranks now that they are gone. Who is singing in the shower? A very short one-shot!

Hermione Granger is madly in love with one Ron Weasley, and he has no clue. After an embarrassing conversation with Ginny, Lavender, and Parvati, she storms into the common room, only to realize that she is going to have to face more than a little humiliation. R/Hr, G/?

They were in the library, as people often tended to be when they were studying. [Seamus/Dean, Ron/Hermione.]

Post Hogwarts. With Mr. Weasley elected the new Minister of Magic, the Weasleys have everything they ever needed - including money. For a vacation, they board a cruise in the Caribbean as Mr. Weasley works to forge important allies with the tropics. But, as always, Voldemolt has another agenda and sends the Malfoy family to accompany the Weasleys on the cruise. Why? And what's going on between Draco and Ginny? A D/G story.

All of Harry's friends seemed to have paired off, but a few nights alone in the Common Room tells him he is not the only one feeling the lonliness of being single...

Christmas is a time meant to be spent with family and friends, not with your worst enemy on a remote mountaintop. Oh well.

Draco Malfoy is an ambitious Death Eater, eager to move into Lord Voldemort's good graces. When he is ordered to kidnap someone dear to successful Auror Harry Potter's heart, he goes after Potter's girlfriend Ginny Weasley. Draco is prepared for everything, he has a perfect hiding place, a great team and more cunning than Voldemort himself - the only thing he doesn't plan for, is her. A kidnapping fic with a twist! Harry/Ginny and Draco/Ginny! Interesting, and neither pair is overshadowed! Ron/Hermione!

Draco isn't just a Veela out to find his soul mate, he's a singer following his path to stardom. Pansy plays the perfect fag-hag, but she's getting distracted by a certain red haired Gryffindor... and Millicent needs to lighten up if she can ever woo the girl of her dreams. Harry/Draco slash, with Pansy/Ron and Millicent/Luna.

A little bit of fun turns into Ginny's most embarrassing moment. Being 'one of the boys' and trying to avoid detention all lead to a very tricky situation. Still, if she can just think what Fred and George would do... H/G Rating PG-13

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, a red-haired young man lived in a great castle where boys and girls learned magic. If only he could go to the Ball.... Think you know Cinderella? Think again. (Written pre-HBP and decidedly AU.)

Unless you're a Slytherin, you probably despise Professor Snape, right? Well, ever wonder what it might be like to interview everyone's least favorite Hogwarts teacher? Drusilla Quigley for the National Inquirer is about to find out...

Hermione's being blackmailed, Draco fancies Ron, Zabini's a smarmy pirate, and all’s fair in the dawn of a new civilization. It only ever came down to two things: sex and war.

The gang visits Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes for the first time since Fred and George abandoned Hogwarts. What tricks do the twins have up their sleeves, and what does their mother have to do with a romantic possibility? A little R/Hr, a whole lotta wheezes.

Before the world ends, Snape has one more thing to prove to himself and Lupin.

Severus Snape needs a little advice. He finds out that sometimes it's just better not to ask the questions in the first place. SS/RL.

Join Lily, James, Sirius, Katz, and all our friends as they rid Hogwarts of evil purple stuffed bunnies, get in a food fight, and wake up the whole castle at 5 am. Trix is included, no charge.

Meg is just an ordinary girl visiting her ordinary relatives. Only she just happens to be staying in Number 3 Privet Drive. One unfortunate muggle's adventure as Harry Potter's neighbor during the summer between Harry's first and second year.

Voldemort has died of old age while waiting for book five to finally be published, and happiness abounds. Isn\\\'t that nice? Oh, and Harry has to give a speech at his funeral.

In the aftermath of Voldemort's unexpected defeat during the summer of after The Boy Who Lived's fifth year, peace returns to the wizarding world. For most people. Draco Malfoy finds himself dealing with the consequences of his fathers choices and the unexpected arrival of the sibling he never knew he had. Cast into what rapidly grows to resemble a personalised Hell, Draco struggles to live up to his name and tutor Lucille Marianna Suzanne, his inhuman half-sister, in what it means to be Malfoy.``Or``What happens when the universe reacts to the forcible insertion of a Mary Sue.

You shan't meddle with things you don't know!!! But tell that ``Fred and George... Today they'll form their very personal opinion towards Muggles ``and of course, it's someone else who suffers. :)

It's Fear Factor... Hogwarts style. Four lucky sixth-year students have been chosen to participate in Dumbledore's adaptation of the Muggle reality show. What slimy, terrifying, disgusting, acts will they have to face? And don't think they don't get a reward. The prize: 50,000 Galleons. Who will it be?

Harry did this spell, right? And it had unexpected results, right? And he woke up gay, right? Right.

Its been nearly 20 years after the defeat of the Dark Lord, Voldemort. However, the wizarding world isn't entirely peaceful. There are still those who are power-hungry. Lily Potter, a vivacious, fiery redhead in her 4th year at Hogwarts, learns about a mysterious Slytherin. Gregory Malfoy, a proud 5th year with quite a temper, has strange mixed feelings about a certain Seeker. Parents, friends, family, and many other people get involved with lots of twists.

Ron sings 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'... his own way! Plus: interjections from Hermione, Harry, and you can't forget Malfoy. Absolutely no plot, and very random, but who cares? Small reference to R/Hr.

A long-suffering Millicent gets to explain a few facts about life ``at Hogwarts to a disbelieving Pansy in their sixth year.

Wonderboy Harry devised a plot to pay Uncle Vernon back after Uncle Vernon insulted him and Draco. Crazy plotting and planning galore. Featuring Grownup Delinquent!Harry and SupportivePartner!Draco. And oh, the wonders of British Telecom (BT).

Ginny's knack for getting into trouble follows her as she goes away for college, forcing her into a dangerous situation. Ginny's POV.

"Much Ado About Nothing" set at Hogwarts in 1979. Subterfuge, slash, and silliness.

Being a werewolf is becoming even more difficult for Remus Lupin. Voldemort's after him, he's all but imprisoned at Hogwarts 'for his own safety', and his nephew, Sirius and Harry are all driving him up the wall. And what does all this have to do with some dusty old book?

Hermione's asked Harry and Ron to study with her in the library - on a Hogsmeade weekend! While in the library, Harry overhears Draco telling Crabbe and Goyle that he's going to knock Hermione, Harry, and Ron unconscious. Harry, Ron and Hermione end up fighting Malfoy and winning, and they decide to do a pretty embarrassing thing to now unconscious Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle. Malfoy gets asked out by Dean Thomas, Luna dances on Hermione's head, Malfoy insults Ron, and Ron eats waffles, all in this crazy story.