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Prince Ronald wants to find a real princess to marry but is having no luck. One day, his parents issue him with an ultimatum - either find a real princess within two days or marry whiny, clingy Princess Lavender. Will Ron find his real princess before time runs out? Based on the fairytale "The Princess and the Pea" by Hans Christian Andersen.

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Chapters: 1
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Eudice by I Smell Rates
01/18/2012

Every franchise is getting rebooted these days, even dumb Mary Sue parodies from seven years ago.

Words: 971
Chapters: 1
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No one stole from Scorpius Malfoy unless he allowed it.

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If he loved Harry bloody Potter then the Boy Wonder could at least return the honor. Fair was fair and all that rot. Crack!Fic.

Words: 502
Chapters: 1
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Enjoy Severus Snape as a father figure, when he discovers that his daughter is on good terms with Potter's son and that his wife had been involved some way or another in this story.

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Chapters: 1
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Harry finds Sirius's disposable will. Neither him nor the unicorn-human beast know what it is. The paper is not disposable -- however the will was. It was a gag joke -- but it had the person's last thoughts written on it.

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Odd owl behaviour leads to a brawl in the stalls, rumours about Gryffindor Tower are confirmed, and double entendres are thrown about freely. Hermione and Draco exchange words (to put it mildly), looks of confusion, and a good round of hate. True Love never looked so good or caused so much lost of hair and back pain.

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Could Be Worse by lethalogica
07/12/2013

alternate title: Why Harry Shut Off the Floo Access in His Bedroom Fireplace. A discussion of love consisting mostly of dialogue between James Sirius Potter and Scorpius Malfoy. Warning: Not as serious as it sounds. At all.

Words: 860
Chapters: 1
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Remus and Tonks are on an Order mission: they must have dinner in an Italian restaurant, with everything that includes! Where's the difficulty in that? Just a cliché retro date story which had to be written, with the kind contribution of Sirius Black.

Words: 880
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The Headmaster rediscovers an old love, and the boys have found a new love.

Words: 1,240
Chapters: 1
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The Yule Ball from Hermione's perspective. The ball is pending and the person Hermione wants to go with seems clueless! Should she accept an invitation from someone unexpected? Canon compliant.

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Scorpius wishes his dad would just get it through his head already: he’s in love with Albus Potter, and no rivalry between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter is going to stand in the way of that. In fact, the Potters will be arriving at the Manor for dinner any minute now.

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A Harry-Draco showdown that starts serious and slowly digresses. An extravaganza involving hordes of cats, a bearded Draco, and of course, Tapioca pudding.

Words: 2,410
Chapters: 1
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