Ambidextrous

If you want a long winded fic [with a serious tone to boot] as your perfect HP7, this isn't for you. This includes some of the things I personally wanted to happen in HBP, like more Remus Lupin please! 'How will Voldemort be destroyed?' I hear you cry. Well, with a little help from the Bond girl, the trio MAY pull it off. WARNINGS: Slight OoC-ness at times (though nothing extremely insufferable), large doses of silly fun. Prepare your eyes and brain (and mind, for that matter) for a mind boggle. Sort of. Rated PG-13 for some bad language.

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Remus is nineteen and finds it hard to get a job whilst business for Sirius and James is looking good. Of course, he is not jealous... But Remus sometimes wishes he hadn't been bitten. Life would've been so much easier and finding love would've been less complicated. Sirius just wishes he could tell Remus the truth. Peter's true colours are gradually showing through, but the others are unsuspecting. Rated for language. James/Lily and Remus/Sirius.

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Remus finds himself in a horrid situation with another. How lonely it's been without his friends, especially, more recently, without Sirius. Implied Remus/Sirius.

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James wants to play a game, but what are his motives? Poor Peter has gotten himself in a twist, and what on Earth is Sirius doing growing unnatural... body parts? Perhaps they'll never find out what Remus' secret is... Remus/Sirius.

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Ford is one lonely being who justs wants some loving. He finds a sexy and glamorous babe in the forest one night. Will poor old Ford find his one true love? Ford Anglia/Sirius' Motorbike

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It's Halloween and Draco is bored stiff out of his mind. So, what does he get up to in the Forbidden Forest? Who does he, unfortunately, meet there unexpectedly? Something goes terribly wrong; will Draco have to live with it forever? Find out who and what Stompy is!

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