- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Schnoogle
- Ships:
- Bill Weasley/Fleur Delacour Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
- Characters:
- Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley
- Genres:
- General Humor
- Era:
- The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
- Stats:
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Published: 12/15/2005Updated: 02/16/2006Words: 13,390Chapters: 3Hits: 975
Harry Potter and the Weapon of Mass Destruction
Ambidextrous
- Story Summary:
- If you want a long winded fic [with a serious tone to boot] as your perfect HP7, this isn't for you. This includes some of the things I personally wanted to happen in HBP, like more Remus Lupin please! 'How will Voldemort be destroyed?' I hear you cry. Well, with a little help from the Bond girl, the trio MAY pull it off. WARNINGS: Slight OoC-ness at times (though nothing extremely insufferable), large doses of silly fun. Prepare your eyes and brain (and mind, for that matter) for a mind boggle. Sort of. Rated PG-13 for some bad language.
Chapter 01 - Petunia's Big Secret
12/15/2005Since the title sort of gives the main plot of this chapter away, I won't babble on about that. I'll just let you know that the ginger minger mentions and drum rolling from the gun-ignorant Ron almost MAKE the chapter itself.
Chapter 02 - What Dudley Saw
01/11/2006Dudley reveals what that Dementor made him see... What exactly IS Dudley's biggest fear? On a side note, Harry gets no birthday presents. He's not annoyed. Come on... Harry? Annoyed because he got no birthday presents? Pff. More dosage of silly fun.
Chapter 03 - Remus Finds His Voice
02/16/2006'You're talking about Viktor, aren't you? Are you comparing me to Viktor?' 'No! Though his pair is big...' 'I'm bigger than Harry!' 'So?' Harry bangs on the door at hearing this and storms in. 'Hey! How do you know you're bigger? We've never compared ours!' he shouts, staring at Ron.