- Rating:
- R
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Ships:
- Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
- Genres:
- Slash Humor
- Era:
- The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
- Spoilers:
- Order of the Phoenix
- Stats:
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Published: 07/28/2008Updated: 11/02/2008Words: 72,733Chapters: 16Hits: 29,239
The Secret Diary of Draco Malfoy: Aristocrat, Ne'er-do-Well, Rampant Homosexual
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- Story Summary:
- Draco is the bitchy gay wizard version of Bridget Jones. And he has a huge crush on a certain Boy Wonder...
Draco returns to Hogwarts for the final year, struggling with a rather inconvenient crush.
Blaise is a bitch, Harry has sexy new jeans, and Draco contemplates the horrible possibility that the boy he likes might be seeing someone else.
Draco finds out who Harry's secret lover is - and he's not happy!
Draco is desperate to break up Harry and Blaise, and starts to think that he just might have a chance with the object of his affections after all!
Draco goes home for the Christmas holidays. Cue lots of flirty letters to Harry, embarrassing relatives, drunk New Year's Eve antics, and a very inappropriate gift from Pansy!
The boys are back at school and now that Blaise is out of the picture, Draco is determined to win Harry for himself. However, Harry's friends have other ideas...
Snogging, bitching and facial paranoia! Harry and Draco's relationship is moving forward... but will Harry ever want to go public?
It's Valentine's Day and romance is in the air. But Draco is still feeling nervous about Harry's more dominant side.
Harry and Draco's relationship is going swimmingly. Only a voyeuristic ghost, some flammable satin underpants and Draco's inability to give up control can cause a blot on their happiness.
Lucius pays a visit to Hogwarts - and he's not happy with Draco's choice of boyfriend!
There's trouble in Paradise due to Draco's failure to communicate, Blaise being a bitch, and a very pervy ghost.
Draco has been a very bad boy - and now he has to face the consequences.
Chapter 13 - Chapter 13: May 1st - May 13th
10/14/2008Draco is desperate to win Harry back at any cost, and his friends rally round to give their support. However, things are complicated by a Death Eater meeting which takes place at Malfoy Manor.
Chapter 14 - Chapter 14: may 17th - June 1st
10/22/2008Draco is desperate to win Harry back... and he's not the only one hoping for a reunion.
Harry seems like he's finally coming around, but our young lovers still have to contend with Hogwarts final exams and Voldie's latest plan of attack!
The boys are reunited, but how will Draco cope when Harry says he doesn't want to go to the Leavers' Ball as a couple? Tantrums, drama, romance and embarrassing parents - The last enstallment of Draco's Diary is set to end with more than a few fireworks!