Year V

Jesse McCade is in trouble. He's been bounced through two wizarding schools and is on the fast track to being cast out of the Wizarding World. But that's okay, it's all part of his master plan of leaving the Wizard World and becoming a professional illusionist in Vegas (or Monte Carlo). Unfortunately, Dumbledore's got other plans.

Well...the holidays are half over and we find Jesse McCade slacking at poolside without a care in the world...until that stupid owl arrives with a letter reminding him of the deal he made with Dumbledore. So, reluctantly, Jesse heads to England. Meanwhile, back in London, a mysterious cell-phone using wizard (yes, you read that right...a wizard with a cell-phone) decides to kill a couple Death Eaters for sport.

Jesse's back in England and ready to do a little 'back to school shopping'. Unfortunately, he finds himself stuck under the watchful eye of one Arthur Weasley and his family.

Jesse goes to buy his books under STRICT supervision by Mrs. Weasley. Harry bumps into Cho, Ron voices his concerns about the "American Git", and Voldemort finds out that two of his followers were brutally murdered

Arthur Weasley explains to Jesse why he's been brought to England, Ron learns that, contrary to popular belief, American Wizards don't use words like "dude" and "awesome" in a spell. And Nicholas St. John-Dupuis picks his target.

Summary: The moment we've been waiting for. Nicholas St. John-Dupuis attacks Diagon Alley as he begins his campaign to frame the Death Eaters and trigger a war between Voldemort and the Ministry. Unfortunately for Harry and crew, they find themselves at ground zero when the attack happens. But first, a brief look at Draco and the battle with his own internal demons.

Diagon Alley had been firebombed and the Death Eaters are being blamed. Needless to say, Lucius Malfoy is having a bad day.

After surviving the firebombing of Diagon Alley, Harry, Ron, and Hermione try to recover at the Leaky Cauldron. Jesse confronts his own private demons, and Cedric returns...sort of. But first, let us join Sybill Trelawney as she embarks an another delusional journey.

When we last saw Ginny, she had picked up Jesse's cat and started to pet him. No one informed her that the cat was a living port-key. Now Ginny's literally hopping from one continent to the next as she and Joscoe try to outrun a crazed hag chasing after them with a meat cleaver. This world tour takes them to Germany, Australia, San Francisco, and Sydney. If you read carefully, you'll spot Dr. Who somewhere.

It's the day after Diagon Alley has been attacked and the Death Eaters are being framed for it. Lucius calls together a meeting of the Inner Circle under the guise of a Dinner Party. Unfortunately, for Lucius, it also means confronting a mistake he made in the past.

After surviving the attack on Diagon Alley, Jesse ends up spending the rest of the summer at the Burrow. During this quiet time, he writes a letter home. Meanwhile...Fred and George help themselves to items out of Jesse's footlocker. Humor, light angst, and a look into a "cheerfully fatalistic" mind.

Voldemort and Wormtail travel to New Orleans to figure out why the Guilds sent an assassin to London and frame the Death Eaters for the attack on Diagon Alley. Meanwhile, DeBoer and Nicholas make plans for their next target.

It's the last night of the summer holidays and Draco has a conversation with Dimitrias that leaves him pondering his destiny. Narcissa confronts Dimitrias. Meanwhile, Nicholas and Lucas talk about torturing a defenseless puppy.

It's September 1st, and the kids are finally off to Hogwarts. After surviving the attack on Diagon Alley, Hogwarts probably seems tame by comparison for everyone. Just the boring ride to Hogwarts, right? Probably...if weren't for the fact that Draco finds himself confronting one of his father's past sins.

Nicholas St. John-Dupuis, all around psychotic assassin mage and four-time ballroom dancing champion, carries out with his plan to attack the Ministry. But how does one accomplish this? Simple...by walking through the front door. Smart-ass comments, bone-breaking, decapitation, and other party games insure that this is not an event the Ministry is likely to forget. Break out your soda and popcorn, people...all hell is about to break loose and you're invited for the ride.

Jesse arrives at Hogwarts and gets sorted...finally. Draco reflects upon his encounter with the "Yank Bastard" and Dumbledore learns that there may be another threat other than Voldemort.

More background is revealed on Benjamin DeBoer as a lost prophecy is brought back to the present (no, not THAT prophecy). And finally, Lucius Malfoy pays a visit to the Ministry to interrogate a certain crazed psychotic assassin named Nicholas.

Jesse's first day at Hogwarts begins and needless to say, it's a disaster. Members of his own house don't trust him, the teachers are a joke, and he's threatened by the Slytherins. And what the hell is Colin Creevey doing in this story?

The second half of Jesse McCade's first day at Hogwarts continues. Snape proves once again that he can threaten and intimidate anyone no matter how defiant they are. Draco and crew have another confrontation with McCade and DeBoer learns more of the Trelawney prophecy concerning his demise.

Jesse's first week at Hogwarts continues. Hermione learns a lesson in humility, Draco broods over the fact that his father won't tell him why the Yank is targeting him, Cedric drops by to annoy Jesse, and what happens when the child of an assassin finds out about a certain skin cutting quill? Well...it won't be pretty.

It's the first Friday back at Hogwarts. Harry endures what he hopes to be his final detention with Umbridge who seems to be experiencing a bizarre streak of accidents. Some secrets are revealed and yet more questions remain as Draco learns more about McCade. And last, but not least, we meet back up with everyone's favorite psychotic magical assassin and four time ball-room dancing champion, Nicholas St. John-Dupuis!

The first week of Harry's fifth year has gone by and all hell has broken loose. A Slytherin is in the hospital wing, Snape confronts Dumbledore about McCade, and Harry learns a very dark secret concerning McCade, Voldemort, and Harry's parents. Meanwhile, Draco demands answers and gets them...along with more questions.

What you've all been waiting for, folks. Nicholas St. John-Dupuis, crazed Magical Assassin (and four time ballroom dancing champion) is locked up in Azkaban after his assault on the Ministry...right where wants to be. However, during his escape, he encounters one little obstacle...an equally crazed witch named Bellatrix Lestrange.